whuh a karkat just randomly followed me :? @carbolicGalvanologist hi man!! how are you? :3c
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF. I WAS SEARCHING FOR A CHITT THAT MY NAME HAPPENED TO BE IN AND CAME ACROSS ONE OF YOURS. LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE A KARKAT, SO I'LL HAPPILY ROLL MY CHAFING ASS RIGHT ALONG DOWN THE TIMELINE. THAT SAID, I COULD PROBABLY COUNT THE VERSIONS OF NEPETA I'VE SEEN WHO HAVE STUCK FOR MORE THAN HALF A FUCKING SECOND ON ONE PRONG. LET ALONE A GREAT, BIG, TOWERING MOUNTAIN OF ONE. PARADOX SPACE IS ONE HELL OF A ROULETTE WHEEL. SIGH. HI, NEPETA.
lmfao?? hii man! that explanation makes a lot of sense lol makes sense why it seemed so random on my end now X3c anyways how have u been!! umm idk if thats the best way to make conversation rn but i do wanna try cuz making new friends is aawesooome!! pawesome? heheh pawesome :3 even if those new friends are just alternate versions of my irl friends too lmao XP i dunno if you saw some of the chits i sent earlier, but ive been out with my karkat at a jadeblood friend's hive for the weekend. have returned to our hive at this point lol :P had a very fun time and had lotsa yummy food!! i could go for a midnight snack though... any suggestions? :3c
GREAT. FANTASTIC. WHAT A PUSHER-WARMING STINT OF DOMESTICITY. IT MAKES A WARM, SIMMERING TIDE OF BILE RISE JUST HIGH ENOUGH IN MY WINDHOLE TO MAKE MY BODY TINGLE WITH ACERBIC ENDEARMENT. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT WHAT YOU MEAN BY "YOUR" KARKAT, BUT I DON'T CARE. IF HE'S ONE OF THE ONES ENJOYING BEING A REGULAR, EVERYDAY JACKOFF, HE'S DOING BETTER THAN I AM. BUT IF ONE KARKAT REALLY ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU, THEN SURE. WHY NOT. GRAB ANOTHER ONE OFF THE SHELF. THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING KARKAT FACTORY HERE, AND THEY'RE JUST CRANKING ME OUT LIKE I'M GOING OUT OF STYLE. THAT'S MY WAY OF SAYING "DON'T BE A STRANGER," I GUESS. I'LL LET YOU IN ON SOMETHING, NEPETA. I DO, IN FACT, HAVE A MIDNIGHT SNACK OF CHOICE. AND IT'S A FUCKING WILD ONE. THIS SHIT REQUIRES ACTUAL 12TH CENTISWEEP ALCHEMY TO MAKE. IT'S CALLED FUCK TOAST. AND IT MAKES YOU SAY "THIS IS FUCK." COURTESY OF TROLL MASAHIRO ITO, THE LEAD MONSTER DESIGNER OF RUSTY TETANUS PURGATORY SIMULATOR. [ https://i.redd.it/9dh783ex08b41.jpg ] ENJOY. AND WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
hai i hit the slime right as you sent this so i didnt actually have this as a midnight snack lmao XP but!!!! i just had the fuck toast for breakfast. didnt have "chinese pepper" so i didnt add that part, but that didnt rlly matter. that was so fuck!!!! i had like, a couple pieces of fuck toast just now lmao it was rlly rlly good thank u for the suggestion soooo much! <3 btw just to be clear me and "my" karkat doesnt imply we are like. in a romantic relationship lmao :P i can understand why u would guess that though. we are just roomies! he helps me with upkeeping our hive space and i. sit around n look pretty ig lmao XD always room for one more karkat i think :3c ...actually, now that i say that out loud. if they put two karkats in one room i do not think things would end up too pretty. but thats alright! its just how u are and thats fine by me lmao :3