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Pinecone.
What is a delicious treat.
man i blasted the hell out of that hate rea(t. i didn’t mean it!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF. I WAS SEARCHING FOR A CHITT THAT MY NAME HAPPENED TO BE IN AND CAME ACROSS ONE OF YOURS. LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE A KARKAT, SO I'LL HAPPILY ROLL MY CHAFING ASS RIGHT ALONG DOWN THE TIMELINE. THAT SAID, I COULD PROBABLY COUNT THE VERSIONS OF NEPETA I'VE SEEN WHO HAVE STUCK FOR MORE THAN HALF A FUCKING SECOND ON ONE PRONG. LET ALONE A GREAT, BIG, TOWERING MOUNTAIN OF ONE. PARADOX SPACE IS ONE HELL OF A ROULETTE WHEEL. SIGH. HI, NEPETA.
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X Pro tip: sticking your dick in a electrical outlet is ill advised #nsfw #cw-dick-injury x
6 its #nsfwe cuz mine is hu9e so its extreme 9
i mE4n. n0t 7Et. 4nd it usEd t0 bE w47 w0rsE bEF0rE i mEt m7 m4tEsprit LM40
Wife Incident Number 24 In My Off Time I Was Preparing Quite The Baked Portent Of A Triple Loaded Mac And Cheese (A Delectable Trio Of Three Cheeses Onto A Assortment Of Macaronis) And Upon Completion I Had The Merriment Of Eating Some Of This Delectable Creation And Refrigerated The Rest However, I Failed To Signal My Significant Other And Better Half Of The Mac And Cheese; It Was Not By Greed Nor Selfishness That This Transpired- Rather, I Was So Intoxicated By The Delicacy Of My Creation That The Mental High Of The Macked Cheese Robbed Me Of My Higher Pan Reflexes In Informing My Beloved That Lo And Behold Cheesy Macks Were To Be Held Shes Reheating It Now And Throwing Looks At Me
one ad slot for your ask box.
it is TOO hot out for my hormones to make me start acting like this. #suggestive ?
၄⋆၃ question 6: @analgesixXraving asks "how fat ur ass :3x" unfortunately not that fat dot dot dot my thighs are thixker but my ass is quite average im not like FLAT AS A BOARD but im not massive bbl troll kardashians level of fat ass truly unfortunate i know i know #xennox #asks #nsfw
၄⋆၃ #lyrixs i xould be a woman i xould be a man look into the mirror tell me what i am oh i xould be a differenxe i xould be the same try to give me meaning its a losing game i xould go to heaven i xould go to hell does it even matter i xould never tell oh maybe i am nothing maybe i am all BABY MAKE ME SOMETHING FORE I GET THAT XALL https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/1KvHnVrXw0UxVrAoVX0AJk?si=dfdxa2f401044aab
၄⋆၃ i do this aswell but water must be very xold or else it tastes like sadness
O-> O+h! O+h It Was In Perso+n To+ Me! No+ Website Based Witchhunts Necessary.
O-> I've Been Quelled 😑 I Suppo+se
// < full of blood (I was doodling something. It may not happen)
O-> Can A Lady No+t Suffer The Weight O+f O+verfeeding, And Being O+verendo+wed Witho+ut Rude Things Being Said 😤 #suggestive
-=[mff...iim so fuull .........._☺]=-
(( blanket "bear with me" to the folks that wanna ERP with Moxide bc she is dominant and i am not lmao #nsfw ))
꧁THAT. WAS NOT. aninvitation.꧂
#nsfw thinking of #girlbulge and my overall desire to have it in my mouth right now yes this is an invitation
nhhhh.,,., f-fuCk.,,.,. y-you're being a tease.,,., i-i just saiD i Can harDly even take Care of my own hornyness anD now you're flaunting your pleasure!.,,.,. n-not fair..,..,.
I see! Perhaps it's my cross to bear, then. My own responsibility to take... how dire.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Ugh. I soaked my muscle shirt during my last set. I need to just start keeping a fan in the vehicle bay.
( ok maybe im like doing smth wrong but the site seems to be crashing a ton for some reason like ill just be typing a response and BOOM. sent to a white “retry” screen. is there like something wrong with my device or @w@ )
⚞ Wh. What. WHAT DO YOU MEAN a WEEKLY ORGY. LIKE HOSTED? HERE? REALLY??? ⚟
_ ApoloGies. I'm a bit of wHat people call a "cHronic lurker" as a fiGure of speecH of course.
♡⸝⸝ fuck i7s so fun bu7 im 7gired n i7sd hard 7o 7ype wi7h my hur7 hand HAHAHAHAA bu7 i 7hinki go7 away imma keep runnin 7ho jus in case 77yl <3 ⸝⸝♤
... ..- .--. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. ... -.-.-- I don't have a stomach or taste buds. .... .- .-.. / .- .-.
၄⋆၃ its not an eating disorder if i genuinely just FORGOT to eat my hatred for myself HAS NOTHING to do with my shit ass memory #xw-self-harm #butnotreally
iif you thinkim a mess now then you REALLYhavent seen me livechitting an orgasm lfmffao
၄⋆၃ when the xommissioner asks to make the boobs bigger but theyre already so large they look unusual and unproportionate and frankly sxary whatever makes me money i fuxking guess #suggestive #thegrindneverstops
were out of dr pepper and all we have left is diet pepsi, what the fuck.
I Do Mind. These Are Mine, And You Should Get Your Own If You Have A Craving.
AU9HFH9HF datz min3!!!! N0000000000000000000000000 (っ҂Д·)っ
sOmEtImEs my pAlmhUsk dOEs thIngs I dOn't UndErstAnd fOr rEAsOns I cAn't fAthOm wIth rEsUlts I cAn't qUItE pArsE And thAt's Ok :)
> there'2 people who'2 ent1re b1t 12 go1ng around hat1ng every po2t they 2ee <
SPIT ‘EM OUT I’M HUNGRY.
the guy who i guess owns? the place me and my roommate live has it all stored along with packet noodle's and like. military ration's. i guess for preservation purposes, since theres no other way to get food.
im noticing a pattern with you. no judgement here though. anyway theres like. dehydrated fast food, but the time it take's to rehydrate and reheat it is like. the same as getting fast food delivered, so i aint doin that. i guess im gonna microwave a fuckin massive bowl of noodle's. put two whole noodle packet's in one bowl.
im gonna go to sleep early tonight. that mental episode and following mutual love confession (even though we already knew i guess it was just. actually saying it) drained my emotional battery but first i need some fucking food (puked everything up from thinking about stuff that was part of the episode. dont ask, youre never getting answer's) #vent? #cw-mentalhealth #cw-relationships? #howdoifuckingtagthisdude
debatable. i mean i guess the situation im in is interesting but i dont think i myself am all that interesting
thats because we are natural enemie's as cat's and dog's. ...but i guess im just upholding a status quo by doing that even though its mostly a bit.. ... fine. ill stop being mean to you specifically.
:33 < oh my god i am the bad ending
an0n asked: if y0u c0uld have any 0ne thing right n0w, what w0uld y0u ch00se? ee answered: n000 i cant say y0ull laugh at meee #eeasks
For the record im not nearly as old as some of you seem to think i am. Im actually quite the opposite id say.
[EH IT$ WHATEVER, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF I WA$NT A $EADWELLER..WEIRD METABOLI$M $HIT]
၄⋆၃ question 4: @xesarianAqueduxt asks "ever had your toes suxkled like they were providin the flavor what makes life worth livin for" i i worry about you is everything ok at your hive question mark im not a foot guy honestly not the suxking and lixking type at least perhaps kissing someones feet if they ask or im doing like body worship shit question mark whatever man #xennox #asks #nsfw
၄⋆၃ question 1: from doorGuy who is seemingly a spexial speximen who needs to be studied asking "hlello ther im doorguy i wanna know how many doors are in a 5 mile radius of you for safe ty sfe sake oh also what is your favorite meat on a xhartu xh Xharkooturie board whats your favorite mneat from one???" im not sure axtually didnt xount the doors in my hive surprisingly but i xurrently xant see any in my line of sight i guess question mark and for favorite meat on a sharkxooxhiery board id say some form of sausage of some kind honestly i go straight for the xheese before anything else lol #xennox #asks
:33 < i dont blame mew really. i wouldnt worry ameowt it really
I fEEl sO tErrIbly nAkEd wIthOUt my fAcE pAInt...
:33 < yeah it was gamz33, he ran meowt of sopurr slime and kinda lost it
you end up gettin used to it. i guess. didnt take me long. although i havent met up with most people on my reality. except jade and jane. the rest i met all here.
:33 < yeaaaah he was. dumbass, but nyo way in hell was i gonna let that happen!!!
:33 < ooooh i s33. i caught him off guard and ripped his head off, befurr he killed equihiss
:33 < mew efurr f33l like mew got the bad ending? :33 < m33ting ofurr nepetas, they s33m to have it bepurr than me
:33 < tbh i think he just caught us off guard in my timeline since we had already beaten the game when he decided to get all murdery
:33 < sounds like the life h33h33!! :33 < yeah it's still a hard life not gonna lie but i didnt really knyow what else to do!!
:33 < wow other mes are so furcking cool! :33 < fur meow well im dead cause clown
:33 < mew live with karkitty?? :33 < i live on earth c in the woods alone again
is me saying " suck my dick/knot " an offense from me or a offer at this rate. the fuck. #nsfw
well. if you get the context of it. i didnt really pay attention to their taste. <:c
:33 < rock soup was pounce's signapurr dish! :33 < i dont think i made it right
i swear. another person tells me i have mommy issues im telling them to go suck my dick. #nsfw
♡⸝⸝ fish is mad yummy i shoulda been on alla7 since day 1. ykno i7s funny cus i kno 7heres like a lake real close 7o where i escaped from ri7e bu7 7he fucker ain7 feed us fish like everrrrr. we 7oo low class for his ass? lmao? give ur basemen7 prisoners a lil cheeky fish now n 7hen? ⸝⸝♤
oh engles how i miss you #yearning
D --> The urge to say "I love my wife" even though I am A: Not married and B: Not part of a culture that act001y has marriage
ME ATE. WHOLE BANANA BUNDLE. 4NSAT4ABANA. POTAS4YUMS.NO MORE BANANA. M4FFED.
:33 < rock soup hurts my t33th
pErhAps I shOUld pIck Up 15 nEw hObbIEs dUrIng thIs wEEk sUrEly thAt wIll dIstrAct mE frOm thE hOrrOrs :)
Ive been called many things! I've heard Eggplant, Auber, Auby, 🍆, Gine.. I dislike Gine.
၄⋆၃ xarpal tunnel for how muxh game i get (i lied) (im just an artist)
Hmmm.. Somewhere between too few and too many, I would suggest.
i mIsS HiM #yEaRnInG :o(