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[+] Sam for short. i Like Cooking & makin friends he/him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))

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(( OOC intro time! This character will likely post nsfw, nsfwe, violence, gore, vagueposting, vent, and perhaps substance. He can be quite flirtatious, even if he already has that quadrant filled. Has a tough time truly opening up to others. Backstory: In short, this guy survived an accident that killed his former moirail’s (hollowGlycol) matesprit and now he lives with that guilt. They're gonna vaguepost about each other occasionally. ))

[+] i didn't even put anythin' about my LoCation anywhere onLine. how in tarnation did he manage to send that book my way?

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[+] that Gideon feLLa. somehow managed to get one o' them human bibLes to me

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[+] ah heLL...

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[|87 :: 1 fear you may not be a target of rel;g;ous ;ndoctr;nat;on. Best of luck to you.

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[|87 :: *May now Stup;d fuk;n fat nubs on th;s su;t

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[+] but it SEEMED Like a niCe enough praCtiCe. ya reaLLy think it's that bad?

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[|87 :: One th;n you can always count on ;s for humans to v;olently m;s;nterpret the most peaceful and lov;n of all pract;ces. 1f you w;sh to ;ndulge ;n th;s heresy 1 shall not stop you. But be warned, that b00k warns you of the ev;ls of HUMAN1TY for a reason. Don’t trust rel;g;ous f;gures who prom;se redempt;on for the ;rredeemable

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] ph0t0z. gpz data. azking ar0und. [END MESSAGE]

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[+] hm. i'LL keep that in mind. thank ya kindLy

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[|87 :: Your welcome. Best of luck and may Azathoth sm;le down upon you

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

d/)xxing pr/)b

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[+] is that why he reminds me? Cause i'm a highbLood that CouLd just forget about aLL that if i wanted? doesn't he know i'LL aLways remember what happened? regardLess of Caste? Can't he see i've been tryin' to atone for it? [+] sometimes i wish i CouLd be CoLd enough to forget [+] #vent #sorryyaLL #thisoneskindofabummer #immagetbaCktoupLiftingLater

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[+] i reCkon ya Can't be positive ALL the time. sadness is neCessary too

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You know who else can be positive all the time?

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@parkMuscle[PM]

[+] this post said "Can't" but i'LL bite. who?

MY LUSUS!

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@parkMuscle[PM]

[+] good for you hun

[+] nothin' Like stayin' inside aLL Cozy whiLe it's pourin' aCid outside. maybe i'LL watCh a movie or somethin'

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

EVERY 8OY START KISSING ANOTHER 8OY NOW

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

oh you would 8e surprised at the plethora of 8oys at your disposal

⌬The drones cannot SURVIVE the MOUNTAIN trip what makes you THINK some boy will APPEAR?? #drones #MOUNTAINMENTION⌬

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

THE POWER OF YAOI !! !! !! !! !! !!

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⌬I believe you!!⌬

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𓆨:HATE ME i SONT CARE ANYMORE!!!1! aNd EvEN afTEr wE sharEd a k-kiss.. wow..

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

OHHH MY GODDDDD you're 8EING DRAMATICCCCCC

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𓆨:if mE haviNg fEEliNgs aNd opENly shariNg ThEm is bEiNg dramaTiC ThaN maybE YOU arE jusT iNsENsjTivE.. how darE you

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

you know what you're right, it was wrong of me. you were 8eing open and trusting and I failed you

𓆨:i am CraviNg you iN my dms Now

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

what like carnally or

[+] anybody Can Cook if they put their thinkpan to it. don't matter how bad ya think you are. just takes praCtiCe and passion, Like any skiLL

[+] ooh we taLkin 'bout a hypothetiCaL where we meet a dupLiCate of ourseLves? thats a CompLiCated question not gonna Lie. [+] CaLL me mushy, but i think a hug is top priority. #seLfLove

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[+] Comments on my Last post opened my eyes in the best way. ain't nothin' wrong with a troLL that don't get vioLent! we're not aLone

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[+] sometimes i wonder if i'm broken somehow. Like i don't feeL the hate an' bLoodLust most troLLs do. the thought of kiLLin' somebody makes me uneasy. sure, i'LL proteCt the foLks i Care about no matter what, and if it Comes to that, i'LL do what i gotta do. but other than that, i ain't got a mean bone in my body... [+] i usuaLLy stay positive on this site, but i dunno maybe this'LL make somebody eLse feeL Less aLone? [+] #vent #vioLenCe

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[+] thanks. i agree shootin foLks feeLs Like... with a puLL of a trigger, my pusher gets heavier. not fun.

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@packageHandler[PH]

yeah... i mean shit, like i said i ain't no stran6er to it. proteCtin' myself on my delivery runs is kinda top priority, but it's a real downer. doesn't feel 6ood to have to do. ain't alone on this friend. u︵u

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@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO yes i feel the same¡¡ you aren,t broken i think sometimes it just happens that a troll is born a bit different and that,s fine¡ it,s like um'' having different horn shapes, you know¿ =oXO

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[+] that means a Lot. thanks hun

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=oXO it,s nice to hear other trolls are the same¡ so thank you¡¡ =oXO

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🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I feel the same way as ye. Even around other fuchsias I don't get that angry and it makes me feel fundamentally broken. I don't want to hunt or hurt.. I just want to give out hugs and smiles. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Though by the looks of the other comments here perhaps I'm not as broken as I thought.

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[+] gee, if even a fuChsia feeLs this way, yeah maybe it ain't that bad. none of us are broken, and this Comment seCtion shows!

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🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ The fact we're from all over the spectrum proves it just.. happens sometimes. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I should host some kind of get pacifist get together for us- what's the opposite day to a thursday? #joke #silly

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[+] that's a good one. opposite of fight night. hm seems a monday or tuesday. whiChever Can get the CatChiest name i guess LoL

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🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I could actually do that.. let me figure out the logistics!

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[+] i'm attraCted to aLL sorts of foLks, but aLL the hottest peopLe are trans. i dont make the ruLes. just faCts.

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⚞ CONSIDER YOURSELF AN OFFICIAL TARGET, HOT STUFF. ⚟

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[+] don't threaten me with a good time now ;)

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[+] ain't been on Cause i've been siCker than a barkbeast. but its good to be baCk and seein aLL the LoveLy troLLs on the timeLine

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

ever7 time someone breaks through their la7ers of hesitation and gets what the7 want, i get stronger. proud of 7ou EDiT: this was for a spe(ifi( person but fu(k it it's for all of 7ou too

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I genuinely needed t[][]is. T[][]ank you. ]:>

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in all honest7, i was thinking about someone else. but 7ou know what? i'm proud of 7ou too! rea(h for what 7ou want! make 7our heart's desire 7our realit7!

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[+] y'aLL ever see someone so attraCtive your body just siezes? 'Cause shee-oot! some foLks on here are off the Charts!

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(( having a character be flirtatious is so fucking funny when u got anxiety bc i'll be rolling up to a bulge pic as Sam like "howdy" and then they respond & im like "FUCK I DIDNT THINK ID GET THIS FAR" so like. if homeboy stops replying that's why lol. #nsfw ish for bulge mention ))

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[+] disappointin' when i Log in & Can't see the freak shit Cause its been buried by everyone CompLainin' about it [+] ya got a right to your opinion but Like Lemme see it for myseLf damn [+] #nsfw ish

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[+] guess i'm makin' soup for 10.002 hungry grubs. how exCiting! [+] i have a reaL big pot ready. i just hope i have enough Containers Lyin' around...

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[+] finaLLy got around to takin one myseLf. trend or not, i don't need no exCuse to post a shirtLess seLfie https://fiLe.garden/aZkLG8v4vGLII3iX/Chittr_images/sam-shirtLess1.png

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[+] aLL these shirtLess men on my dash... i just might snap a piC of my own. [+] onCe i manage to stop admirin, that is.

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@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ :-( ?????_☺]=-

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\ huh? y0u're g0nna have t0 speak up h0meg1rl /

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[+] that reChitt was a mis-CLiCk. what're you sayin, doLL?

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[+] i Like aLL waLks of troLLs, dudes inCLuded. but when a dude has a big Chest? gog heLp me... o///o

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sAME. dREAMY s1GH

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[+] howdy

[+] oh reaLLy? piCs or it didnt happen (;C