Samori Haronu
@culinaryLover
[+] Sam for short. i Like Cooking & makin friends he/him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
[+] i didn't even put anythin' about my LoCation anywhere onLine. how in tarnation did he manage to send that book my way?
[+] that Gideon feLLa. somehow managed to get one o' them human bibLes to me
[|87 :: 1 fear you may not be a target of rel;g;ous ;ndoctr;nat;on. Best of luck to you.
[+] but it SEEMED Like a niCe enough praCtiCe. ya reaLLy think it's that bad?
[|87 :: One th;n you can always count on ;s for humans to v;olently m;s;nterpret the most peaceful and lov;n of all pract;ces. 1f you w;sh to ;ndulge ;n th;s heresy 1 shall not stop you. But be warned, that b00k warns you of the ev;ls of HUMAN1TY for a reason. Don’t trust rel;g;ous f;gures who prom;se redempt;on for the ;rredeemable
[|87 :: Your welcome. Best of luck and may Azathoth sm;le down upon you
[+] is that why he reminds me? Cause i'm a highbLood that CouLd just forget about aLL that if i wanted? doesn't he know i'LL aLways remember what happened? regardLess of Caste? Can't he see i've been tryin' to atone for it? [+] sometimes i wish i CouLd be CoLd enough to forget [+] #vent #sorryyaLL #thisoneskindofabummer #immagetbaCktoupLiftingLater
[+] i reCkon ya Can't be positive ALL the time. sadness is neCessary too
You know who else can be positive all the time?
[+] nothin' Like stayin' inside aLL Cozy whiLe it's pourin' aCid outside. maybe i'LL watCh a movie or somethin'
[+] anybody Can Cook if they put their thinkpan to it. don't matter how bad ya think you are. just takes praCtiCe and passion, Like any skiLL
[+] ooh we taLkin 'bout a hypothetiCaL where we meet a dupLiCate of ourseLves? thats a CompLiCated question not gonna Lie. [+] CaLL me mushy, but i think a hug is top priority. #seLfLove
[+] Comments on my Last post opened my eyes in the best way. ain't nothin' wrong with a troLL that don't get vioLent! we're not aLone
[+] sometimes i wonder if i'm broken somehow. Like i don't feeL the hate an' bLoodLust most troLLs do. the thought of kiLLin' somebody makes me uneasy. sure, i'LL proteCt the foLks i Care about no matter what, and if it Comes to that, i'LL do what i gotta do. but other than that, i ain't got a mean bone in my body... [+] i usuaLLy stay positive on this site, but i dunno maybe this'LL make somebody eLse feeL Less aLone? [+] #vent #vioLenCe
[+] thanks. i agree shootin foLks feeLs Like... with a puLL of a trigger, my pusher gets heavier. not fun.
yeah... i mean shit, like i said i ain't no stran6er to it. proteCtin' myself on my delivery runs is kinda top priority, but it's a real downer. doesn't feel 6ood to have to do. ain't alone on this friend. u︵u
=oXO yes i feel the same¡¡ you aren,t broken i think sometimes it just happens that a troll is born a bit different and that,s fine¡ it,s like um'' having different horn shapes, you know¿ =oXO
=oXO it,s nice to hear other trolls are the same¡ so thank you¡¡ =oXO
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I feel the same way as ye. Even around other fuchsias I don't get that angry and it makes me feel fundamentally broken. I don't want to hunt or hurt.. I just want to give out hugs and smiles. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Though by the looks of the other comments here perhaps I'm not as broken as I thought.
[+] gee, if even a fuChsia feeLs this way, yeah maybe it ain't that bad. none of us are broken, and this Comment seCtion shows!
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ The fact we're from all over the spectrum proves it just.. happens sometimes. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I should host some kind of get pacifist get together for us- what's the opposite day to a thursday? #joke #silly
[+] that's a good one. opposite of fight night. hm seems a monday or tuesday. whiChever Can get the CatChiest name i guess LoL
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I could actually do that.. let me figure out the logistics!
[+] i'm attraCted to aLL sorts of foLks, but aLL the hottest peopLe are trans. i dont make the ruLes. just faCts.
all the pretty ladies come from transylvania
⚞ CONSIDER YOURSELF AN OFFICIAL TARGET, HOT STUFF. ⚟
[+] ain't been on Cause i've been siCker than a barkbeast. but its good to be baCk and seein aLL the LoveLy troLLs on the timeLine
[+] y'aLL ever see someone so attraCtive your body just siezes? 'Cause shee-oot! some foLks on here are off the Charts!
(( having a character be flirtatious is so fucking funny when u got anxiety bc i'll be rolling up to a bulge pic as Sam like "howdy" and then they respond & im like "FUCK I DIDNT THINK ID GET THIS FAR" so like. if homeboy stops replying that's why lol. #nsfw ish for bulge mention ))
[+] disappointin' when i Log in & Can't see the freak shit Cause its been buried by everyone CompLainin' about it [+] ya got a right to your opinion but Like Lemme see it for myseLf damn [+] #nsfw ish
[+] guess i'm makin' soup for 10.002 hungry grubs. how exCiting! [+] i have a reaL big pot ready. i just hope i have enough Containers Lyin' around...
[+] finaLLy got around to takin one myseLf. trend or not, i don't need no exCuse to post a shirtLess seLfie https://fiLe.garden/aZkLG8v4vGLII3iX/Chittr_images/sam-shirtLess1.png
[+] aLL these shirtLess men on my dash... i just might snap a piC of my own. [+] onCe i manage to stop admirin, that is.
[+] i Like aLL waLks of troLLs, dudes inCLuded. but when a dude has a big Chest? gog heLp me... o///o
[+] pLum tuCkered. it got way too warm Last Light & i feLt Like i was bein boiLed. heres hopin i get a good days sLeep.
[+] surprised mantisdad hasnt keeLed over from stress by now. youd think hed CatCh on by now that if i didnt have my head eaten yet its not gonna happen
[+] sureLy nothin bad Can happen when someones given power & immideateLy teLLs everyone to "be afraid" [+] i for one weLCome this new ruLership. not to be a kiss-ass or anythin