Samori Haronu
@culinaryLover
[+] Sam for short. i Like Cooking & makin friends [+] he/him [+] DMs aLways open ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
(( whelp. all the ritchy stuff is being retconned. i'm feeling yucky now. none of my characters will be ERP-ing now, at least not with ppl i don't already know from off-site. shit's not cornbread, homie... ))
(( thanks hun. lucky we didn't get far, but it's not a Good Feeling ))
[+] it's a shame i Can't be on the road nowadays. a motorbike might've suited me, onCe upon a time. but a pedaLbike is gonna have to do for transportation. i don't muCh mind, anyhow. the exerCise is good for my pusher
_ You know as well as I tHat tHis isn't about me. Try and bury your deeds all you wisH. Clearly it weiGHs Heavy on you.
_ Fine. I leave you witH tHis: _ I Hope you return to tHe road soon. PerHaps you'll be next.
[HEY WHY DON'T YOU $TI#K A BUGGY $HAPED DILDO ↑ YOUR A$$ AND $EE HOW YOU LIKE IT ]
[+] best to ignore him, hun. he's got his own probLems. thank you kindLy, though, truLy
[+] the onLy aggression i get us Cuteness aggression
[+] i got thinkin' about how ironiC it might Look for somebody that doesn't Like vioLenCe to be weLL praCtiCed with a pistoL. but in a way, it makes sense. if i HAD to CuLL somebody, as muCh as i don't want to, i'd wanna make it quiCk. Last thing i want is to make somebody suffer. so i gotta have good aim. i praCtiCe with Cans out baCk.
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𝄞 ✧ (( HES SO BR♩GHT HES SO CUTEE OUUUUU THA♫KS SM
(( hehe ofc!! hes so fun to drawww ))
(if you saw me tag the wrong account, no you didn't)
[+] in one of them meLanChoLy moods LateLy. maybe i shouLd take up somethin' eLse Creative to get that energy out? there's onLy so muCh Comfort food i Can make, and it doesn't aLways work to Lift the spirits
[+] there ain't even a ConCrete reason for the feeLin' either
𝄞 ✧ Do you ♫eed he♪p, dearest?
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// bites this bites this bites this THAT'S MY QUEEN 🥹
(( FHAJDJJSJFKAKFKAKFJKD
(( OH MY GOD???? THANK YOU SM?? 🥹🥹🥹🥹
[+] i was gonna post somethin’ reaL upLiftin’ and suCh, but i feLL asLeep before i CouLd post it. the words for the post done sCurried off whiLe i was in Cupe. damn
𝄞 ✧ D♩re! D♩re! ♩ do hope you get your words back, my ♪ove.
[+] aLL this taLk of aLternate seLves makes my pan hurt if i think too hard 'bout it. not for LaCk of understandin' mind you. i get the ConCept. it onLy happens when i think about my own...
(( fun fact: this is because Sam was originally designed to be Beforan, and his dancestor Adonis was Alternian. but i've since switched it around in favor of this Almost-Pacifist on Violent Planet route. and also because I like him better than 'Don lmao. same applies to Monevv and his dancestor Scrapp! ))
[+] this is a friendLy PSA to not try and interaCt with wiLd animaLs. i don’t Care how friendLy they seem to be, or how Cute, they CouLd have fataL diseases.
[+] i try not to Land myseLf in danger that Can’t be taLked out of
[+] i said it before, but there's some FINE foLks on this site. shoot
[+] weird foLks on this site. ain't nothin' new, but i didn't expeCt to get tagged outta nowhere #vagueposting
[+] fun. i got fighter for that d&d quiz thing. not sure if that's aCCurate, but figured it'd be fun to share anyhow [+] the quiz: https://uquiz.Com/quiz/eWDHo9/whiCh-dnd-CLass-suits-your-personaLity
[+] piCked some fruit on my waLk today. managed to get to 'em before the Critters. most of 'em were a LiL' unripe, so i put 'em in a paper bag for Later. reaL sweet
Oh, thoze zound good... I like when they're a little unripe. The bitternezz iz the beezt.
[+] oh yeah there's times when its niCe to have a bitter one. but i Like 'em best sweet
Zweetz a bit too much for me. I alwayz enjoy a zour tazte. Hope they ripen up for you fazt.
[+] maybe i shouLd get a pedaL-bike again. Last one got stoLen. sigh
[+] soup beam! it just puts your favorite soup in front of ya, warm and ready to eat
8=l < Broccoli and cheddar, mmm
[+] on the outside i'm ;) [+] but on the inside i'm o///o