♠ hated by @culinaryLover

wanna see some jesчs tits lol
Eggs are expensive as shit you best bet I'm gonna use them past their expiration date if they look fine.
_ I plan to. I'm not too fond of tHe taste it leaves.
_ How does one dispel rumors witHout confirminG tHem? Truly an eternal conundrum. It's a Good tHinG it's not sometHinG I Have to deal witH. _ #vaGuepostinG
<3-If-you-don't-have-time-to-boil-water-for-pasta,-boil-some-earlier-in-the-week-and-freeze-it-for-later!

(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gustarting to think this cooking thing is gunot for me… uehhhh (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/QhTgfjD/IMG-5681.png

YOUR ONE SOURCE OF TRUE INFORMATION HAS RETURNED. BATHE IN THE (ARGUABLY) OBJECTIVELY CORRECT FUNNY LIST. SLIGHTLY LESS IMPORTANT THAN THE LAST. BUT STILL GRANTED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/868E21974C5D.JPEG

Fuck: My wife. Marry: My wife. Kill: Civilians.

youre just jealous of my aggressiwve pheromone

ugh fine since you all vwant me so badly #nsfvw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cca9fbd3ce2f.png
_ We are NOT HavinG tHis conversation Here. Let me mourn on my own paGe.
_ Romantic types, eH? THe only one for me isn't witH us anymore. I didn't need tHe rest of tHe quadrants witH Her around. THe liGHt in my darkness. But sHe was taken from me. #vaGuepost #vent




