♠ hated by @culinaryLover
_ I plan to. I'm not too fond of tHe taste it leaves.
_ How does one dispel rumors witHout confirminG tHem? Truly an eternal conundrum. It's a Good tHinG it's not sometHinG I Have to deal witH. _ #vaGuepostinG
<3-If-you-don't-have-time-to-boil-water-for-pasta,-boil-some-earlier-in-the-week-and-freeze-it-for-later!

(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gustarting to think this cooking thing is gunot for me… uehhhh (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/QhTgfjD/IMG-5681.png
some of you got the overall energy of being sad masturbators. #nsfw

Fuck: My wife. Marry: My wife. Kill: Civilians.

youre just jealous of my aggressiwve pheromone

ugh fine since you all vwant me so badly #nsfvw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cca9fbd3ce2f.png
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
_ We are NOT HavinG tHis conversation Here. Let me mourn on my own paGe.
_ Romantic types, eH? THe only one for me isn't witH us anymore. I didn't need tHe rest of tHe quadrants witH Her around. THe liGHt in my darkness. But sHe was taken from me. #vaGuepost #vent



