

Raglim Sommit
@electricPugilist
<3-It-actually-is-less-pathetic-because-I'm-a-lesbian.
<3-Bread-sandwich-dinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba8a5216bdc4.png
<3-If-you-come-to-my-hive-do-NOT-stand-under-a-red-X.-An-anvil-WILL-drop-on-you.
<3-Nobody-even-gets-thrown-into-vats-of-acid-anymore.-Sad!
<3-Hey-guys.-Don't-mind-me.-Just-chargin-my-attack.-Don't-worry.
<3-If-I-had-a-genie-I-would-wish-for-unlimited-banana-pudding.
<3-Would-you-still-love-me-if-I-rendered-myself-into-a-more-symbolic-manner?
<3-The-matesprit-is-now-jealous-that-I-called-the-salmon-"a-beauty".-I-would-like-to-formally-apologize-and-mention-that-the-most-beautiful-fish-I-ever-caught-(she-actually-caught-me-but-that's-besides-the-point)-was-her.
<3-Probably-going-to-wrap-up-fishing-for-today-and-just-sit-on-the-shore.-Already-caught-two-fish-so...-I-know-I-could-catch-and-release-but-sometimes-the-hook-just-kills-the-fish,-don't-want-to-risk-it.-Happy-#fishingfriday-everyone.
<3-What-does-everyone-like-to-drink-during-their-fishing-trips?-#fishingfriday
<3-Okay-that's-better.-Thinking-about-cutting-it-up-and-doing-sashimi,-though-grilled-would-be-nice-too...-#fishingfriday-#dinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b274ec105dc.png
<3-Now-don't-get-too-jealous,-but-guess-who-just-reeled-in-a-big-piece-of-driftwood.-#fishingfriday
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
<3-I'm-so-glad-that-chittr-is-finally-on-a-good-topic.-#fishingfriday
<3-The-gillfriend-swears-by-just-swimming-through-the-fish-and-biting-one,-but-personally-I-prefer-my-line-and-hook.-#fishingfriday
<3-#fishingfriday-outfit!-what's-yours? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfae2e9525f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03f18adf3552.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8e13c92f5e2.png
<3-Sometimes-I-message-my-matesprit-and-jump-in-the-ocean-for-her.-Call-that-shark-bait,
<3-I've-been-fishing.-Caught-me-a-fuchsia-and-everything.
<3-I-know-it's-the-current-trend-but-I-don't-just-bark-for-anyone.
<3-Who-remembers-places?
<3-I-always-just-say-"evening"-instead-of-"good-evening"-because-if-it-were-a-good-evening,-I'd-be-fishing.












