Raglim Sommit
@electricPugilist
<3-It-actually-is-less-pathetic-because-I'm-a-lesbian.
|t M|ght Surpr|se Some Cons|der|ng How | Obv|ously Str|ve For Excellence |n All Th|ngs, But | Do Not Bel|eve Fa|lure To |nherently Be A S|n When You G|ve Your All. |ts An Opportun|ty To |mprove, To Hone Your Craft And Make Yourself A Better Challenge For Me, Ptolmy Kanast, The F|nal Front|er Of Compet|t|ve Scrabble. You Can Start By Read|ng A Book For Once And Com|ng Back When You Know A Word |nvol|ng The Letter Q That |sn't Queen Or Qu|z.
Excellent Job Follow|ng My |nstruct|ons So Promptly, | Would Offer You A Treat For Be|ng A Good Barkbeast, But |'m Fresh Out.
<3-Hey.-I-may-be-good-at-following-directions,-and-a-barkbeast,-but-only-my-matesprit-gets-to-point-these-things-out.
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ You may messel that I'm a survival horror protagonist, but I'm actually the shopkeep that you mysteriously find in an alleyway, and who gets around into impossible places. Like I'm teleporting around. And I trade you weapons and bullshit for some commodoties like newsclippings or typewriter scrap. ]
<3-Ah,-drinking-buddy.-Type-of-troll-that-I-could-really-see-as-a-survival-horror-protagonist. In-a-like,-wet-meowbeast-sorta-way.
OOH. I COULD START USING A THREE SECTION STAFF. THAT WOULD FUCK SEVERELY!
<3-As-someone-who-does-on-occasion,-it-does.-It-fucks-hard.
<3-You-cqn-come-hang-out-in-my-hottub-but-you-have-to-be-chill-about-me-slicing-carrots-and-onions-into-it.
== Stay thy hand, vile witch... == I will n0t be made int0 swine stew 0nce m0re. == The first time was embarrassing en0ugh... ==
<3-If-any-of-you-fall-for-that-cult-shit-they're-planning-you-deserve-what's-going-to-happen-btw.
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ???????? ya ◕h b◕y˚ free f◕◕d and a space t◕ hang ◕ut˚˚˚˚terrible
<3-I'm-shocked-your-pan-isn't-rotted-to-the-point-of-not-knowing-how-to-cook.
What have I missed?
<3-You-train-til-failiure,-I-train-til-success,-we-are-not-the-same.
so you do one set and call it good? opposite of tough
DONT YOu LOVE IT WHEN THE RANDOM PAIN AND SuFFERING CAuSED BY THE BODY BECAuSE THE FuCK YOu AND DIE
ʘ ▼▲˅ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PREY? MINE IS THE PSYCHOJAG AND THE THUNDERBIRD. BOTH ARE FEARSOME. YET GLORIOUS TO HUNT. KILL. AND EAT. ˅▲▼ ʘ
<3-Whenever-I-go-hunting-these-nights-I-like-to-try-and-grab-a-massive-clawterror.
<3-You-ever-punch-someone-so-hard-they-explode?-#gore
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<3-Hey,-figured-I'd-post-this-here.-Anyone-seen-Darlin-lately?-Hasn't-been-coming-to-the-gym-for-a-bit.
The green gang.
ah the other Darlin'. yes I'm afraid that Dearie works for the Felt now.
The green people. Scratch and English and the likes. They got her. She's one of their agents now. Been doing a tribute to the Rankmaid for some time but she's a lot less active than she used to be.
yEAh, uh. sEArch "the vIlegIrl" on hErE. she got wEIrd but lIkE. it's fInE. she's AlwAys fUckIn wEIrd hAhA. still dArlIn.