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THE SH⧃CK C⧃LLAR IS BACK ⧃N THE M⧃UNTAIN
i want to get dragged underwater by a seadweller far enough that i can't swim away without drowning before i reach the surface. then i want them to kiss me deep so that they're my only source of oxygen while they shove their bulge into me over and over while i know i'm powerless to do anything but let them fucking ruin me god fuck please i am normal by the way ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
secretly really into seadwellers, especially fuchsias. id say call me but i need to be anon for my safety ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
homer drops his donut homer spills his soda
I am aware. The statement still stands, Hoo Hoo.
MILF beam. That's my participation for today. #NSFW I guess
c< Hey, sOMetiMes, all ya Need iN life is sOMe bread, i caNt eveN lie >c
c< teMptiNg >c
(´ ε ` ) Fellow indigos... please give me advice... What are indigos into? Asking for... research, of course.
Remember to appreciate 🝁our fellow fish on this #fishingfrida🝁!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Only your pan w!ll be cooked but !n a good way꠹
Wrong, You're Lucky.
I Am So Fucking Gay
(A COLOSSAL PILE OF FOOD (and cups of coffee and milkshakes and cokes) manifests itself before Raglim. This is absurd. Good fucking luck, I guess.) I had this for breakfast a couple days ago, actually. Not a bad order.
d0n't p0st y0ur selfies 0n my p0st assh0le.
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I would explode in the same manner if you uppercut me. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Because you can break my arm if you jabbed too hard. ]
:33< thats what IM saying! :33< im scared of barkbeasts and even I LIKE SNOOPY!
I don't know why, but...I seem to find myself running into Clown women a LOT. Very...large Clown WOMEN. In every sense of the WORD... #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/BimboHiding.png
<<"nnnno... why would you think that miss raglim">>
...i suppose...?
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K--<#nsfw still posting globes at 10k btw
K--<chittr is like omelas there has to be an indigo in tremendous amounts of torment at all times for it to function and it aint me anymore bitches its kryqus's turn
K--<god i actually languished like that for weeks? fuck! what the hell was i doing!? im a hot awesome bitch and i dont take shit! how did i forget that!?
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
> 1 tr1ed th12, feel free to put uncooked pa2ta 1n the water too wh1le freez1ng 1t, the bo1l1ng water w1ll cook the pa2ta overn1ght perfectly al dente <
concept: using your fingers to slowly spread their fin rays watching with curious eyes as they flutter nervously in response to your probing you lean in to drag your tongue across the soft interradial membrane of their earfin only to hear their breath hitching towards the stark difference between the warmth of your touch and the chill of their skin sitting in their lap as you roll your hips at an eager pace their head nods back to stare up at you with blown out pupils that were usually so stern and slitted their hands hold your hips tight claws that could tear you to pieces were you a beast in their waters so gentle as they skim upwards to draw over your ribs your eyes guiltily trail down to their neck to the gills that flutter there with each needy noise they allow slip past razorlined teeth youve memorized the feel of the sharp operculum that protects the sensitive and fragile piece of their throat gill rakers flashing with each gasp they make you cant help yourself you lean down to drag your tongue carefully over the shape of them the warmth of your saliva near such a delicate part causes their hips to thrust upwards against you from below claws pricking skin and teeth gritting "careful" they warn in a pathetic voice but it only makes your hips move faster (tags: Reader/Anonymous, seadweller, #rankworks, seadweller fetishization, #nsfw, finplay, gillplay, caste difference alluded to, no quads mentioned, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
#NSFW(ish) [A photo from Vestra. She kind of wanted to be a tad provocative tonight. She was laying on the restslab in the hotel room. wrapped in nothing but a towel, from her shower. The photo only really captured her chest. Her free hand slightly parted the towel, so her chest was ever-so-slightly visible.]
https://msparp.chat/dawarehouse #sundayrager come party.
>[Removed exactly one letter from the quirk and now everything I zzay feelzz zzo much more readable. Great call, Mavozzi. Anyway yeah zzorry for zzpamming your timeline with my moobeazzt zzhit. Managed to unflazzh the zzelfie zzo I do not look like I am about to go and drink zzomeone'zz vital fluidzz. Enjoy.]< >[ httpzz://file.garden/aeJcY5pyajBfΩnwA/mavozzi1.png]<
K--<femcel3 juice make me feel3funny
|--[ i heAr the red thrOne hAs A gOOd selectiOn Of strOng, trOpicAl drinks. ]-->
get hiz azz.
yEAh man.
K--<hangout at my house who would show up i want to hang outtttt im normal nowwwwwww
Soo it was yoou
THIS H♡PPENS TO ME ♡LL THE TIME WHEN I'M PL♡YING GRUBCR♡FT!! )X<3
ooh that's a good one!
some people are reposting their tits so i feel safe in doing this too https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg #nsfw #selfpi(s
K--<still stuck in the collar btw. that's still a thing. that's happening.
QUICK!!! NO TIME TO WASTE!!!!! THOUGHTS ON PET PLAY???? I AM RESEARCHING SOMETHING!!!! ANSWER NOW PLEASE!!! SCIENCE RELIES ON THIS!!! #NSFW
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ your supplements are ass respectfully girl ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Working on the next update to the game, until then ... Use #outglutgame if you'd like to talk about it! And remember, be collaborative, talk to others for solutions / puzzles! ]
#NSFW [Another accidental post. An image of her standing in her bathroom in front of a fogged-up mirror, slightly censoring her frame, and her entire appearance was somewhat blurry as a result. She just-- stood there, with her palmhusk in hand as water dripped down her body. She seemed to have taken this picture out of curiosity on how she'd look after a shower.]
K--<i dont have a drinking problem. i am actually. quite good at it. #substance
c< i believe iN yOu >c
K--<"burais puts a collar on and cant get it off again" isnt my most embarrassing moment but its up there. help
∘☽ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ☾∘
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! not really because i am living my dream
[ Humans did live the dream, and then they squandered it, because I killed them. Very poetic. Well. I suppose there's Ted, but he's not much of a human anymore. ]
c< HONestly, twiNNiNg as fucK >c
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ aS DōŌōŌō i... I7 iS... nIcE 7ōŌōŌō rEaD 7hEiR PōŌōŌōS7S...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i... HaVe sEeN... sŌōŌōŌ FeW ŌōŌōŌf mY FrIeNdS ŌōŌōŌnLiNe lA7ElY...
me too!! at least we are both losers X)
Let'S DO a fun LittLe teSt! Take a Deep breath... NOw hOLD it.
== machine that... carbonates... milk... ==
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This will be a wonderful game. ]
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა @electricPugilist⁀thank⁀you⁀for⁀all⁀the⁀help⁀today! i⁀will⁀send⁀you⁀half⁀of⁀my⁀check⁀as⁀you⁀did⁀almost⁀half⁀of⁀my⁀deli(V)eries, i⁀also⁀included⁀a⁀little⁀bunny⁀bonus! hope⁀this⁀helps⁀with⁀bills! you⁀are⁀a⁀sweetie⁀and⁀a⁀nice⁀girl⁀to⁀work⁀with!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა i⁀may⁀be⁀short⁀but⁀i⁀am⁀still⁀strong! and⁀fast. (V)ery(V)ery⁀fast! i⁀should⁀race⁀your⁀bike⁀sometime! perhaps⁀i⁀will⁀keep⁀up!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yippie! wahoo! i⁀could⁀lift⁀you⁀too, come⁀to⁀think⁀of⁀it!
thAt could be fuuun
<<"p-probably >//<">>
-=[ i ddont see a problem ?? x-)_☺]=-
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა already⁀on⁀the⁀way⁀helpful⁀girl! already⁀on⁀the⁀way! wahoo!
<<"w-what kind of ears?">>
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა i⁀thought⁀they⁀were⁀mostly⁀locals-⁀but⁀you⁀are⁀working⁀(V)ery⁀quick⁀for⁀a⁀newbie! i⁀will⁀come⁀help⁀you⁀finish. do⁀not⁀worry⁀this⁀will⁀not⁀reduce⁀how⁀much⁀you⁀get. money⁀is⁀important!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! hey⁀there! that's⁀my⁀route⁀mostly⁀done! I⁀wonder⁀how⁀@electricPugilist⁀is⁀doing⁀on⁀hers. hm. hm⁀i⁀should⁀go⁀check, yes⁀yes⁀go⁀check!
K--<we only oppress male perverts like the amporas woman perverts will inherit the earth quest for the orb
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა okay! if⁀you⁀need⁀help⁀hollar!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა i⁀ga(V)e⁀you⁀lots⁀of⁀locals, just⁀show⁀up, knock, call, get⁀signature. if⁀they⁀take⁀more⁀than⁀ten⁀minutes⁀mo(V)e⁀on⁀as⁀attempt. ill⁀do⁀the⁀paperwork!
[ The following is posted. It’s an image of Darlin half-awake with a little hat on, scarred and bruised. Right next to her is @spiritualMotorist doing a peace sign behind her head. They seem to be taking the selfie. In the background of the image sits @adiosToreador & @goldenGigabyte. It is captioned. “ slEepovEr at the wInnEr's plAcE.” ] #fightnight
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ NNNOT! NOT DOWN YET! ]
c< tHis sHit is Nutttssssss >c
c< darliN... yOure gettiN Half tHis fucKeN parlay! >c
Keelhauling cancelled, I won that f8cking fight AND some! #vagueposting
GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Finally going up. Wish me luck, kehe. #fightnight ]
c< #figHtNigHt #afterparty sHOut Out 2 everyONe at tHe afterparty, yall are wONderful! iNcludiNg yOu Burais, iM NOt excludiNg yOur duMbass >c
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hooray! you⁀can⁀co(V)er⁀my⁀shift⁀then, i⁀will⁀gi(V)e⁀you⁀the⁀paycheck! does⁀this⁀sound⁀like⁀a⁀good⁀idea?
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hey⁀hi! hi⁀there! hello! down⁀here! are⁀you⁀fast? you⁀could⁀do⁀deli(V)ery⁀work!
ok well now my dead self is calling me a bulge tease it got worse 0n0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I cannot believe I pay that man real money. My Lord.
c< agreed! feel free 2 piNg, Or Message, Or, idK, wHatever tHe fucK peOple dO NOwadays >c
M3 LOGG1NG 1N 4FT3R WORK
Just got the fiirst piicture from my lliittlle photo shoot sent to me and iit"s llookiing great!! II am goiing to waiit untiill the tomorrow niight before II post iit though. That shall be iin about 8-9 hours from now, hopefully. =:D
K--<i bet the house on beavis and butthead slots
You'd know something about that.
... Weirdly enough, I appreciate the support.
☆~𖦹 Any choice is a good choice if it makes you happy :) 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I prefer tea or freshly home made juice :) 𖦹~☆
Same, whatever yOu say ma’am, I ain’t arguin with allat
What a RESpEctabLE tRoLL~
NO F1GHT N1GHT, BUT 1 W1LL SP1T 1N YOUR FOOD. YOU FR34KS. #M41DPOST1NG
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Update!! II have deciided that II wiill not be weariing bras anymore. They are too expensiive and the past couplle II have gotten have all broken. There iis no poiint to wear the thiings iif all they are goiing to do iis hurt me when weariing them before breakiing and wastiing my caegars.
It seems many individuals are speaking of #FightNight. My team and I have collected details regarding this event to keep everyone up to date with the latest information. The event is being hosted by Zabrak Zephos, @abjectDetermination, recipient of the Fuchsia Heart/Fuchsia Bloodpusher for brave heroism during the last #FightNight. As such, Mr. Zephos has my upmost respect and faith. It is also being hosted by @mercurialGeloscopy, the creator of #FightNight. The event is being held tomorrow, Thursday, April 23rd. Time is to be determined. In regards to attendance, all are welcome, regardless of caste or species. This event will be closely monitored, and those who do not wish to fight are not required to do so. Any attempt to engage in conflict with individuals who choose to abstain from the fighting will have swift and severe consequences. All fights MUST take place within a designated ring under the observation of an approved referee. In conjunction with Mr. Zephos, my administration is providing transport and medical care for everyone in attendance. Both transportation and medical care will come at no cost, thanks to #TrollbamaCare. In addition, I have been informed my Head of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot, will also likely be in attendance. Your health is of great importance to all involved in the event. I have also been informed there will be free refreshments and snacks provided, including an open bar. Any questions should be directed towards the host of this event, @abjectDetermination. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at #FightNight!
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/g0dheadnuderadia.gif #nsfw d0nt say i didnt warn y0u that y0u pr0bably w0nt find me all that pailw0rthy but heres a nude
M4K3 5UR3 70 W34R 7H3 F15HN37 UND3RN347H!!!
5UR3!! 1 D0N7 81K3 7H0UGH 50 17 M1GH7 N07 83 P3RF3C7, 8U7 0N3 QU1CK 71P 15 7H47 F15HN37 C4N H3LP 4C7U4LLY 8) 1111 D0N7 R34LLY KN0W 7H3 5C13NC3 83H1ND 17 50 D0N7 45K 7H47
T4LCUM POWD3R 1S 4M4Z1NG FOR TH1S.
REAL AS FUCK PREACH THAT SHIT. When Im on a planet I get sweaty as hell wearing this jacket man, that's why I stay in space so much!
D0 Y0U N33D 71P5?? 1 KN0W 50M3 G00D 5U175 F0R 57UFF L1K3 7H47
Yeah, That Tag Was A Good Call.
Hm, ≈ords have po≈er. I should use them responsibly. ....and yet. It is fun, being a bit of a tease.
O-> Well, Go+o+d Evening To+ All O+f Yo+u, Then 😊
thank you! its one of my favorites
sometimes i like to float around and watch people from afar i think lurking can be fun especially when you can learn some juicy gossip through it 0u0
You shouldn't be. The size of one's rumble spheres is proportionate to the STRENGTH of one's back. They have been blessed by the mother grub so that their back shall always be under endurance training preventing them from ever suffering the effects of a 100se posture. If possible I believe it would be best for all trolls to have magnificent and heavy rumble spheres, purely for the practical benefits of course. #nsfw
☆~𖦹 Due to me strongly agreeing with its contents 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Why is everyone talking about a man stripping? I would much rather the focus was shifted to a stripping woman #nsfw 𖦹~☆
:33< hey everykitty! the maid cafe @gallowsCalibratorr and i work at is hiring!!! :33< please apply.... ;ww; :33< we are so painfully understaffed
∘☽ It is in the cards... ☾∘
∘☽ My prediction is, I am uncertain, please ponder me again. ☾∘
{{ Please ignore my previous and halariously bad embed blunder! ponder her and ask her your fortune}} {{ https://cdn.imgpile.com/f/EhBTjn7_xl.png }}
Questiion for everyone: am II supposed to feell somethiing lliike embarrassment after postiing stuff about my chest? II don"t at all. II thiink iit"s sort of fun and you all seem to lliike when II post about iit. Just shootiing the wiind riight now. #nsfw #llotiiiiestiittiies
Um-- just b'cause ev'ryone liked tha' last photo, 'll try t' get more in other outfits f'r you all t' enjoy @_@
So-- um-- y--yeah... pailin', huh? #nsfw(ish) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/eheheheh.png
O--Okay, okay, 'll post it again @_@'' #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ed574e31ffc.png
Um-- d'you guys wanna... um... see th' photo of m'self in tha' bunny suit from th' other night again...? I think I looked pretty @_@ #nsfw(?)
THE FUCK IS HAPPENIN WHERE ARE THE BEAUTIFUL DAMES THAT POST
((I don't know if its intentional but everyone trying their best to ENCOURAGE Leiloo to keep posting about her boobs is incredibly funny too me, like yes its totally normal to post about your bra thats too small for your chest Ma'am >:J #nsfw ))
∘☽ Perhaps I got worried for nothing in that case.. thank you for the reassurance. ☾∘
∘☽ Is there anything wrong with the previous Chitt I posted? I've had some strange reactions to it... perhaps was it too venty? ☾∘
K--<ok so the @barackObama government is endorsing slavery now??? what the fuck. my goat has never been more washed.
∘☽ How bothersome... I'm out at the moment, but I'm starting to think this bra I recently got is a size or so too small... #nsfw #OOCLeilooWouldNotKnowThisIsNSFWTagWorthy ☾∘
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I have a bit Of a cOnfeSSiOn. One time I waS brOuGht tO Life anD then trieD tO kiLL everyOne in the faciLity within picOSecOnDS
[|87 :: Nature ;s heal;n
i feel really listless. i'm not really sure why.
☆~𖦹 I once heard you could follow a certain line of stars to get to Earth 𖦹~☆
Here'S an intereStinG tiDbit. I'm currentLy wOrkinG my way thrOuGh reaDinG aLL Of what paSSeS aS "trOLL Literature" There'S LOtS Of viOLence... enOuGh fOr me tO write yOu aLL Off aS baD teSt SubjectS. I'm mOre than happy tO be prOven wrOnG thOuGh :)
concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #rankworks, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
#llotiiiiestiittiies #nsfw Lotiie"s Tiittiies Update: Was goiing to take a niice piicture for everyone. Even posed up wiith a niice backdrop and everythiing, but Beemom wanted to get iin the piicture too!! Allso, no bra agaiin siince the llast one broke!! Diidn"t even llast a WEEK!! =:[ https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lotiiiie%20bralless%202.png
c< tHe HOle wONt be bOt2Mless ONce i tHrOw yOu iN it #vaguepOstiNg >c
You are welcome.
Yes, I have seen your memetic cognito-hazard. It is currently in the lost & found, and can be retrieved with a valid ID.
(100th sub!) Hey has anyone seen my memetic cognito-hazard?
-=[ i dont know someone influenced them and its going to take a lot of work to unpack that kind of hate but its okay were working on it me and the ants :-)_☺]=-
-=[ ARGHHH >.< MY ANTS !!_☺]=-
K--<getting spitroasted at the harley gangbang
✨🍭🕷️ i will supply extra power 🕷️🍭✨
K--<do you actually want to see my slop because ill post it and then nobody will be happy
I shovld bind my thorax less tightly...
my beautiful wife lightning strikes thrice
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reply with your height for a visualizer of us side by side! 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, height difference, #nsfw, size difference, im quite tall for a rustblood gomen, im up a few molts on most of you, archive rating: M)
Help, lol.
I can't beelieve I made ONE chit about trying to find zhort people and EVERYONE iz juzt chitting their heightz now. <__#>
Im hungry i want mac and cheese
I figured.
I think that's probably a large proportion of this platform's type.
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-09_022014214.png Hes so cool... (Modded screenshot, but I love it~)
One Time I Bought A Ready To Eat Cluckbeast. And I Sure Was Ready To Eat Cluckbeast
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
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what even is an omega anyway #nsfw #?
The residents still use 8oon8ucks,the dream8u88les are inherently connected with game mechanics and I personally know people who run shops.
Whatever amount of money in your pocket when your die is how much money your ghost had for the rest of eternity.
Do you think that gets taken out of regular circulation? Or is ghost money a duplicate of regular money? Do people have to die to print more ghost money?
What I remember from my time as a ghost was trading stories as currency.
seven bottles of frYer oil, still hot
oh shit, me!! ill get whatever youre grabbing!
Aww, damn that's okay, enjoy your sandwich bro
(( ofc!! here: https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football ))
(( zero idea if any of yall are 17776 fans but if so HAPPY IMMORTALITY DAY I WILL CYALL ON THE FIELD. and if not please read 17776 / "what football will look like in the future" i cannot recommend it enough ))
What if I put it back aft3rward2??
^^ My spheres are big because my blood pusher is big, by the way. I literally can't be bad. ^^
✿ wat for should i be worried
(I’m sorry this response is so fucking funny lmao
0mg d0 i7 i’ll smuggle y0u back in c;
def gunna be 70day’s affirma7i0n….cx #subs7ance #vi0lence h77ps://cdn.imgches7.c0m/files/4590ccd1ccee.jpeg
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i got reprimanded for showing the grubs anime again )
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
A layered dress is always great, but I think I need to+ find so+mething a bit lighter. Befo+re my death, the full bo+dy co+verings were quite no+rmal. While it was great against the harsh sun o+f Alternian, and I am rather immune to+ it anyway, I wo+re very lo+ng garments that were heavy. I sho+uld buy mo+re suitable clo+thing fo+r the fast-appro+aching ho+tter weather.
wistful sigh. if ꥟nly i had s꥟me꥟ne t꥟ watch me undress while they sit and wait in suspense. #nsfw
> n0b0dy 0n my feed but 0ne pers0n has been a tr0ll what the fuck happened here
Well, that and among other things, of course. 8ut it is definitely a testament to 8oth human and troll ingenuity.
You know, fishing (the practice itself) actually has a fascin8ting history! Even 8efore we had proper civiliz8tions on 8oth Earth and Alternia, sapient species were practicing fishing. The method has actually remained fairly consistent for millions of sweeps, and it's even suggested that the rich proteins found in fish was a contri8uting factor to increased 8rain capacity! #FishingFriday #FishingFacts
Your hair is very large. What products do you use?
Post a selfie. I don't want to right now, so you do it.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
((The weather around me is actually amazing next Friday. I could be silly and host a #fishingfriday live chat from a dock with a cell hotspot and try to catch smth for real for #fishingfriday LMAO))
>>| .it's so sad that .i haven't got new for today. nothing happened, just .a regular night: server humming peacefully, guns .untouched, no .intruders .and no troll got .into my traps. but .i'm glad .everyone .else have something happening .in their life. .and .it gets me jealous .and give me .a feeling .of loneliness. .any .ideas, suggestions .or telling stories?
t꥟nights an enranged wine night. never let men wh꥟ y꥟u can snap in tw꥟ lead y꥟u ꥟n ever again ladies. (#substances ?)
oh ψhat a pretty fishy
Reply beloψ ψith your biggest fish you caught #fishingfriday ψinner gets Money and maybe, if you're cute a kiss. THE ONLY things you can't catch are: Sharks, seal mammals cause like that's loψkey just kinda mean.
7he wa7er 7ha7 forms in 7he ke7chup 6o77le if i7 si7s for 7oo long. 7hx !!
S♡da ♡r wine #substance
♯booo
i bet ♯mostofyou hadnt even ♯pickedup a ♯fishingrod before tonight ♯😭
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
Great catch!
wash ashk3d 2 posht thish blah blah blah thiz ish th3 only pic i f33l good in bl3h httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-sh3/imag3sh/117780329_r4s83bj3ushnvz0h.jpg
₍^. .^₎⟆ Th!Ss k!tty got another one~ https://!.p!n!mg.com/736x/0b/61/43/0b6143ff9fff90e7012c039bf8665c12.jpg #f!Ssh!ngfr!day~
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
Now that my work day is over, maybe I could go fishing with the boys.
fuck it i guess we fishing??? #fishingfriday
What fresh madness is this? I have scarcely recovered from a full night of work.
I'll bring extra dynamite for everyone. #fishingfriday
More information comin' soon. Please follo\/\/\/\/ #fishingfriday.
Good luck \/\/\/\/it' that. Come t'fishin' Friday if y'\/\/\/\/ant a good time. #fishingfriday
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
What if I played who let the dogs out reeeally loud
✨🍭🕷️ would you do it for a scooby snack 🕷️🍭✨
✿ ok guys making a sandwich what shld i put in it and yez it is gunna have 6 layerz just in case u were wondering. my sextuple sandwich. wait
Some may consider it lame, but anticipation without follow-up does have a place in comedy. I thank you for your words, Pugilistic friend.
Hoo hoo! I am sure the lot of you anticipated some grand buffoonery from yours truly the night prior, perhaps jacks in your soles and cakes aplenty. Alas, I had failed to inform the lot of you, that the first of April is my break from the tomfoolery. 365 days of japes does take something out of a man..
Yeah yeah yeah, that's him. I'll tell him to tone it down, try and keep his stuff safe 4kids to see y'know, mew~ 💖✨
I think I know that guy, sounds furmiliar mew~ 💖✨
i couldn't restrain myself its April first somewhere. im just a bit early on my festivities did you know that trollls with blunt and or dull natural teeth are quite rare? found myself a gem today. ignore the lighting i couldn't find a better light #gore? #blood #partytime https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
D --> 6'9" inches but if you're taller than me I'll just make myself even bigger with my powers
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, #rankworks, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
that one is so cute! 0v0
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, #rankworks, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
ud think being a god would make moving easier but no ((User will be away for a few days, regrettably))
th3 way colon3l i2 pronounc32 i2 kinda 2om3 bull2hit lik3 who d3cid3d that?
I will /not/ be taking any questions at this moment, but I will take wizard duel challenges. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d3c40b15cb3.png #inflammatory #ragebaiting #ihaveyouinmynet
// hi chat, just a quick update in regards to the selfie meme & the submissions: // kinda went on a drawing bender the last couple of days and am starting to feel some fatigue (icarus moment) so i'm gonna take a day or 2 to just Chill. i am pretty committed to drawing every submission i got though so rest assured i will get to yours! ty for your understanding mwah
i +hink shes ded bu+ d0n+ qu0+e me ōvō
love watching number go up gotta be one of the best things there are
yeah can confirm
This is s.o° sad
Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It
who up jorking it #n2fw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That could work though, couldn't it? Golly...different strikes for different likes...but I envision a ragtag sorta motley crew, where the fear is the point! The potent, raw amalgamation of all sortsa underlying pressures just bubble up to the surface and boil over in a steamy kinda somethin'-somethin' that only the two of ewes get to make somethin' outta! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < And that? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Everythin' to two matesprits who mean everythin' to one another! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I doubt I could ever fix t'teach you lot nothin'! Flingin' coals to Neo Castle!!! Springin' traps on a Danger Sense primed Barbarian! Given spell slots to a beefy brained couple o' Wizards!
https://files.catbox.moe/wz9g52.png #NSFW Might as well repost the image from the thread for all to see...even if it is not much to see. Enjoy~ I am off to shower and prepare for the work day
▲vascilating harder than reality tv stars someone get me popcorn▼
l3t2 goooo
>([im like if eddy was a girl but not you feel me]
>([some a yall apparently t#ink i fr look like eddy from ed edd n eddy and lemme inform u all bout t#e trut#: t#ats exactly w#at i look like i even got t#e bitcrus#ed filter followin me round every nig#t every wice every blink every pass every sweep]
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There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare. It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on. The skillful soldier does not raise a second levy, neither are his supply-wagons loaded more than twice.
Speed is the essence of war. Take an unexpected route, and your battle shall be swift.
l3t2 fucking gooo
people who block me are pussies face me or go fuck yourself
london update, it's uh, still here, and it's grey out so yeah
remember your shovel. or eat the dirt faster than they can bury you.
thats why i fw you you always keep it real ;-;
y'all wnna h3ar a 23cr3t?
#un2toppabl3
you would hav3 a fri3d p3anut butt3r bacon and banana 2andwich
A bit of an adventurous flavor combo. But you do have salty, sweet...a nice mixture of textures. Sounds alright enough to test once or twice!
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
my fatass kid wants MY candy gtfo out of here lil bro #lovehim #butgoddamn
Understandable. Thank you for this clarification.
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I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
3ridanw33k 2ound2 lam3 a2 2hit
That's why I follow you you always keep it real
D --> Would you rather tarnish the metal or the joy they'd feel seeing you wear something they got for you
Dave I am very disappointed in you. Someone died because of your actions @dstrider
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ is #eridanweek just a new #jeevikweek? ]
hitting the vape at #eridanweek #substances
Oh #Thanks for letting me know!
POINT OF ORDER! he likes scuttlecycles
Isnt It Odd thAt In A thEOrEtIcAlly InfInItE UnIvErsE thErE ArE stIll A fInItE AmOUnt Of Us thAt hAvE jOInEd thIs wEbsItE? wOUld It nOt stAnd tO rEAsOn thAt thErE shOUld bE An InfInItE AmOUnt Of Us?
woof! rechitt if you agree
I don’t actually use those labels.
Goddamnit I’m just going to be “gay” all day aren’t I.
HES FUCKING SIX
am i legally allowed to let my kid operate buzzers need my undercut redone and hes smart enough
Drunk driving is perfectly fine. It's the drunk crashing that is the issue.
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
That is acceptable, as long as none of the individuals involved would consider themselves transgender and/or would be emotionally displeased at this information. I only ask you use your mind powers ethically.
I have seen a few of you concerned over the ability to post the Yaoi at this time. While the mandate was specifically for the Yuri, postings of the Yaoi is also acceptable during this period.
@s of now, !t on/y d!ngs @ be//, however, The Contr@pt!on w!// evo/ve further. ! g@ve !t @ consc!ousness.
! h@ve cr@fted @ m@ch!ne th@t when powered on, !t performs @n @ct!on. ! h@ve thus dubbed !t "The Contr@pt!on".
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You Would Love Kingdom Of Loathing
⚇ I'D JUST EAT IT ALL ⚇ then i'd be broke :8/ ⚇
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Feel light-headed. ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ What a dobby time. ]
You 2hould r3cord it and put it on Chittr
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hrm. I've heard it only called afterdark even on Alternia... ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So is this like.. Chittr After Dark? That's what it feels like. When it gets late enough this just kinda happens... #afterdark ]
I would hav3 don3 it too. I 2till will if h32 2till kickin 2om3wh3r3 out th3r3.
eatting that shit in one bite like Scooby Mew, #bigSandwich mew~ 💖✨
Hopefully it's comfortable to sleep in! I'd purrrsonally prrrefer a tower than a cage but #catgirlsMakeDo mew~ 💖✨
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
D --> What is everyone's favourite pokemon that is not also their favourite animal
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #rankworks, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
i need to know which disney fairy are you https://news.disney.com/quiz-which-disney-fairy-are-you
IF Y0U ALL EVER MET LIKE, AN ALTERNATE VERSI0N 0F Y0URSELF, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0? ASKING F0R A FRIEND
I forgot hpw horny I get whenI smike. Fuck. #nsfw #substances
fixin 2 take sum moar #substance edibles mmmm submstances mmmmmmm
THIS IS A HABIT I AM TRYING TO WORK OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
ya
every day.
how to get deercat lusus to stop attempting to eat a featherbeast? VERY time sensitive!
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
Oh FUCK Id murd3r that 2hit aft3r a fat gym 232h dud3
#intox #beer #substances #gaming #tonyhawk #rethawed https://i.ibb.co/FkNv60DG/PXL-20260330-024642190.jpg
In 2pirit of th3 hornypo2ting h3r32 my tit2 http2://i.ibb.co/Wvbwy2t4/imag3.png #n2fw #i2h
they're going to run out of letters across ALL languages and invent new ones just to keep going. you name ONE big ass hunk of wet rock "Earth" and i guess you just can't get better than that.
i wonder how far they're gonna get through the alphabet before someone names their planet something that isn't Earth.
W33d out th3 w3ak on32 I gu322
no my kids never been in a battle
That2 m3tal a2 fuck
SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED. #VAGUEPOSTING
Do+ just that, then. Treat yo+urself.
No your3 good you an2w3r3d my qu32tion b3for3 I a2k3d LMAO
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Fuck y3ah, what kind?
wut did u see???
Squish
guyz, i am sneakin in 2 the caverns with @hedonistGuillotine 2 surprise our matesprit x)
fuck diamonds kill, 1 billion lions, one of evwery pokemon, biochemical bomb, go
Finally, a film I could get behind. Look out 300 you have some steep competition.
so 7ou take the semen and 7ou seal it in a gourd, then 7ou seal it in a mus(lebeast womb, apparentl7. on(e it starts moving, 7ou feed it blood, and then after fort7 nights it'll be read7. that's one re(ipe, but like. the semen is definitel7 a (onstant. so make sure 7our semen sto(ks are high #nsfw #gore ma7be? #bod7-horror ???
#substance #intox #drinking #beer #alcohol Budweiser.
Now mew know never to doubt me again, mew~ 💖✨
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I like leather gloves. Something about them tickles my thinkpan. Enough that I haven't ever really taken mine off. Maybe it's something about it's feeling against skin, or maybe it's the feeling of grabbing someone else with them on. The creaking of it when you hold them still and go for a kiss. I don't know. #nsfw ]
Girlkissers... girlkissers everywhere
ooohhh it's working on me!!! I need to find my kismesis NOW #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
"seafood platter?" well typically, when I see food I just gotta I plat her #nsfw #yesIFuckTheFish mew~ 💖✨
Thank y.o°u f.o°r .o°yur service
O+h no+o+o+. I'm directly in the blast zo+ne. If o+nly I had time to+ do+dge. No+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+.
I dont think I can though
small treat for wee ol me https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/fe62b078cc4b:png #food
"seafood alfredo?" yeah, I'll see food and then I'll fredo #shimp🦐 mew~ 💖✨
...two pieces of bread with meat and other things between.
...if you think about it, a burger is a type of sandwich.
Here goes another pointless Chittr survey from yours truly. What's your go-to snack at a rest stop?
2o fucking tru3
yk what i fw you ;-;
well the first step is to get some semen. #nsfw
There are several suggested homunculus recipes of questionable origin: https://www.historicmysteries.com/history/homunculus/37183/ https://medium.com/@karlshuker/grow-your-own-homunculus-62b8375eec40 https://reactormag.com/how-to-make-a-homunculus-and-other-horrors/ #nsfw
...for dinner... i think i want a burger. what are you guys eating.
ok but consider lion stuck launching lion gets stuck in the ground, allowing any lion that walks into it to get launched really far because of built up downwards momentum in the stuck lion
those are just fuckin words man i got no clue what youre sayin lion ladder would fuck all of that up https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973124786880623/FtN3RW2aIAAP-Kr.png?ex=69cb1676&is=69c9c4f6&hm=92b3593a838cdadbe6bd639d6f2b21ec42aa8c6d28fe457bdf9edb86560f2cb3&
what about lion trebuchet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973091652010034/a-new-way-for-lions-to-attack-flying-pokemon-the-lion-v0-suxfsyvks3v61.png?ex=69cb166e&is=69c9c4ee&hm=10146db321dcea9444162795e21c446a8d8e7c59b34ad20343ca719b7a83cda9&
yeah the lions got hella fuckin tools like a damn lion jacket lion ladder lion catapult i could go on and on and on
there's only like a thousand a billion is way larger than a thousand
↯But whAt if there's more thAn A billion pokemon?↯
10,000 pig3on2
"= but NOT precise. nor is it. useful. if they do not do things you want. ="
↯retrieve hAnds. i could AlwAys use An extrA↯
"= mage hand... give me that floating appendage. ="
<)-> my only crime is h4ving too much sw4g
i hate thse stuoid fuckin honey blcoks in candy crush how am i suppsoed 2 b a milf if im ongl on level 50 or soemthin
cry me a fucking river i'll go fishing in it.
i waited EXACTLY two weeks since i first noticed it was there and unlabelled. I had my eyes on it every day and every night. (Do the royal rainbow.)
i'll admit it. i ate that pint of icecream that had been in the freezer for 2 weeks. i thought they forgot about it.
need 2 bcome a milf downlaoding angry birds
i guess i w꥟uuuuld enj꥟y a man my age, but the men my age are always.. unflattering t꥟ say the least. physically.
Don’t Care Didn’t Ask My Rumble Spheres Bounce When I Walk ( #nsfw ?)
... Getting better at dΩdging definitely helps.
Well I Mean I Guess I Can't Argue With That. Enjoy
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Of coeurs size matters!!!! No 1 wants..... a small glass of wine! 😂😭 chers!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30baef9f3ab0.webp
apparently slept with someone but i don't remember because i was drunk
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
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fml just woke up and turns out i'm not even safe in my own hive @pickpocketingintellect kept begging to paint my face, and i wake from a nap with this caked on *and* had the audacity to flex in the caught pic . . . https://i.imgur.com/e8cieaw.png
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How many holes in the wall are there from said spear
last time i actually met one in person, he entered my forest on a dare to hunt the "urban legend" mutant troll down and display their beautiful head on a pike. guy never turned up again, weirdly. i prefer not to interact with clowns.
Z3RO OUT OF T3N P3RSON4LLY
keep em off my TL thats the conchesus
quad cruzzherzz!
Hellx Chittr user electricPugilist!!! I believe that is the art xf sandwich stacking!!! Harkens back tx the terrible txwers xf bread and txppings made by The Shaggiee and his Dxg lusus in their prime...
if you come by the barrrr and zzay hellooo i will give you free drinkzz! do not tell my bozzzzzzzzzzzz
Fruit zandwhich?
garfield i know him.good picture desr very funny
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh for sure can look into this bud. I goooot you.
H∆H∆H∆ WOW WOULDN'7 YOU KNOW I7 7HE SUN IS COMING UP WHICH ME∆NS 7H∆7 I SHOULD BE GE77ING IN7O MY RECUPER∆COON!
HIIIIIII I'M DEILY∆ OSKUNE! I'M ∆ CERULE∆NBLOOD WHO'S DES7INED 7O PL∆Y ∆ CER7∆IN G∆ME (DON'7 ∆SK) WI7H MY FRIENDS! IN 7HE ME∆N7IME, I HOPE 7O ENJOY 7HIS SI7E 7O I7'S FULLES7! I'M ∆ 7O7∆L S∆PPHIC ∆ND I H∆7E CLOWNS SO CU7E CLOWN GIRLS HMU FOR PI7CH FLIR7ING IF YOU'RE DOWN ∆LSO I LOVE G∆MING, SEWING, ∆ND M∆KING MUSIC! I'M ∆ 7IME PL∆YER, WH∆7 C∆N I S∆Y?
dunno vwhat all this is but sure vwhatewver you say svweetheart diy hrt lgbtqiaoabcdefg im an open minded guy
gOOd. i'd know.
Expired. walking stick mints and. styrofoam
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i respect t+e care i will post mine w+en i +ave better lig+ting
>sober and drive is the illegal one >rookie mistake
Vaguely American football shaped.
my cash is staying on my person at all times. i don't trust a single one of you sleazy motherfuckers.
YEAH BECAUSE OF THE POSTS
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THE WALL BETWEEN THE JADE GREEN DINING ROOM AND THE FORREST GREEN KITCHEN COULD BE REMOVED? I DIDNT :)
I ONLY GOT POSTS BOSS
THE HOLES BIGGER NOW
HOLE IN WALL
IM THROWING POSTS AT THE WALL AND SEEING WHAT STICKS LITERALLY! :D
* huh. think i took a wrong turn somewhere.
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
alright im evil now
Why! despicable me is a champion of contemporary animation! the minions are a hoot!
Put your stump on a hot crisprange⁻ for a minute⁻.
I am NOT going to the gala.x I've had enough panpounds from large events for one sweepspan.x
yOu have nO idea hOw many knOts in my hair i have tO untangle every day. it takes like an hOur tO tame this mess. hOw dOes the empress manage?? XO
WhilΣ I'm hΣrΣ, I might as wΣll mΣntiΦn that I'm alsΦ lΦΦking fΦr vΦluntΣΣrs tΦ participatΣ in mψ prΦjΣct. CΦmpΣnsatiΦn will bΣ ΦffΣrΣd shΦuld ψΦu survivΣ.
Just lik£, saw this b£autiful troll and h£r ugly ass mat£sprit lik£ on my way to a party may lik£ HIC punish him.
Can’t go. wrong with some cheese and. lettuce too
Everyōne shōuld check ōut the pōōl this summer! #nsfw https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled252_20260314184441.png
i Hahve Come Upon This F@scinahting Phenomenon Known As "forced Fem" . I Will Upd@te You Guys
A wate⁻r mole⁻cule⁻ we⁻ighs a little⁻ le⁻ss than the⁻ two fre⁻e⁻ hydroge⁻n atoms and sole⁻ oxyge⁻n atom that make⁻ up its nucle⁻us.
Eₖ = m₀c²(γ-1)
I agree with RA, bounty hunter feels like it'd suit well.
</3: Bounty Hunter Would Be Unique! Quite A Few Midblood Pirates Already After All
if mY dinner;s so bad, what aboчt mY brekkie this dчsk? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/45cd6471a6e1:png
Trolls are so fascinating.
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>>| #nsfw Just cull the lusus .and throw .it .away. If no .one bothers, you gotta do .it yourself
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</3: To Be Fair Darling Its Quite Awful
>not even i have ever eaten anything this worthless
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</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
ooh, sushi is nice! i havent tried making it but its really good.
mannnn i talked about how i missed the shirtless women and then when ever7one started posting tits i was gone. at least some franti( s(rolling got me to see some of the later ones. m7 goodness, some of 7ou are hot. so it’s not all bad #nsfw
neverthelessZygology wouldnt post this cuz shes a prude. shh dont tell her i have this #nsfw #spheres https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811361799390625844/1486190082095448146/Dont_tell_her.png?ex=69c499df&is=69c3485f&hm=6d3b938359e21b32cb361adabbcc935bef9990b64da3aacec92d32e325f3b514&
WISKY IS OUT PURE ETHANOL IS IN!
ikr!!1
Hell yeah.x Try not to go too hard though.x I need more fights to watch.x
guyz, it is so hard 2 be a big dawg all the time. sumtimes u just wanna be a puppy and i think that's okay 2
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Nothing beter than a glass of firegold at the end of a long night... 🥃 except maybe #Girls. #Yep #ILoveWomen https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/yepimgay.webp ]