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What if I put it back aft3rward2??
^^ My spheres are big because my blood pusher is big, by the way. I literally can't be bad. ^^
(I’m sorry this response is so fucking funny lmao
def gunna be 70day’s affirma7i0n….cx #subs7ance #vi0lence h77ps://cdn.imgches7.c0m/files/4590ccd1ccee.jpeg
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( i got reprimanded for showing the grubs anime again )
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
A layered dress is always great, but I think I need to+ find so+mething a bit lighter. Befo+re my death, the full bo+dy co+verings were quite no+rmal. While it was great against the harsh sun o+f Alternian, and I am rather immune to+ it anyway, I wo+re very lo+ng garments that were heavy. I sho+uld buy mo+re suitable clo+thing fo+r the fast-appro+aching ho+tter weather.
wistful sigh. if ꥟nly i had s꥟me꥟ne t꥟ watch me undress while they sit and wait in suspense. #nsfw
> n0b0dy 0n my feed but 0ne pers0n has been a tr0ll what the fuck happened here
Well, that and among other things, of course. 8ut it is definitely a testament to 8oth human and troll ingenuity.
You know, fishing (the practice itself) actually has a fascin8ting history! Even 8efore we had proper civiliz8tions on 8oth Earth and Alternia, sapient species were practicing fishing. The method has actually remained fairly consistent for millions of sweeps, and it's even suggested that the rich proteins found in fish was a contri8uting factor to increased 8rain capacity! #FishingFriday #FishingFacts
Your hair is very large. What products do you use?
Post a selfie. I don't want to right now, so you do it.
i- uh.. i'll 8e dammned. that gold8looded 8itch can 8ite. we did NOT fight. #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6726.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
((The weather around me is actually amazing next Friday. I could be silly and host a #fishingfriday live chat from a dock with a cell hotspot and try to catch smth for real for #fishingfriday LMAO))
>>| .it's so sad that .i haven't got new for today. nothing happened, just .a regular night: server humming peacefully, guns .untouched, no .intruders .and no troll got .into my traps. but .i'm glad .everyone .else have something happening .in their life. .and .it gets me jealous .and give me .a feeling .of loneliness. .any .ideas, suggestions .or telling stories?
t꥟nights an enranged wine night. never let men wh꥟ y꥟u can snap in tw꥟ lead y꥟u ꥟n ever again ladies. (#substances ?)
Reply beloψ ψith your biggest fish you caught #fishingfriday ψinner gets Money and maybe, if you're cute a kiss. THE ONLY things you can't catch are: Sharks, seal mammals cause like that's loψkey just kinda mean.
7he wa7er 7ha7 forms in 7he ke7chup 6o77le if i7 si7s for 7oo long. 7hx !!
♯booo
Look what 1 got 1ts a Lancetf1sh #FishingFriday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/1489737102563344605/99f7ebf5-fish-2.jpg?ex=69d1814b&is=69d02fcb&hm=2fbf4914de141e048b9ebc180e6c4d3232aac918087a73d2909305af868caa6b&
i bet ♯mostofyou hadnt even ♯pickedup a ♯fishingrod before tonight ♯😭
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
Great catch!
wash ashk3d 2 posht thish blah blah blah thiz ish th3 only pic i f33l good in bl3h httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-sh3/imag3sh/117780329_r4s83bj3ushnvz0h.jpg
₍^. .^₎⟆ Th!Ss k!tty got another one~ https://!.p!n!mg.com/736x/0b/61/43/0b6143ff9fff90e7012c039bf8665c12.jpg #f!Ssh!ngfr!day~
Get ya l1ttle st1ngers away from me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/1489732308498907317/GettyImages-1139993930.jpg?ex=69d17cd4&is=69d02b54&hm=f4bd1f5621c901db3799a3380c66e34664e7a7582d5adf3c665fe4a0f4971de7& #FishingFriday
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
Now that my work day is over, maybe I could go fishing with the boys.
fuck it i guess we fishing??? #fishingfriday
What fresh madness is this? I have scarcely recovered from a full night of work.
The only thing I am fishing for. Is justice.
I'll bring extra dynamite for everyone. #fishingfriday
More information comin' soon. Please follo\/\/\/\/ #fishingfriday.
Good luck \/\/\/\/it' that. Come t'fishin' Friday if y'\/\/\/\/ant a good time. #fishingfriday
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
What if I played who let the dogs out reeeally loud
✿ ok guys making a sandwich what shld i put in it and yez it is gunna have 6 layerz just in case u were wondering. my sextuple sandwich. wait
Some may consider it lame, but anticipation without follow-up does have a place in comedy. I thank you for your words, Pugilistic friend.
Hoo hoo! I am sure the lot of you anticipated some grand buffoonery from yours truly the night prior, perhaps jacks in your soles and cakes aplenty. Alas, I had failed to inform the lot of you, that the first of April is my break from the tomfoolery. 365 days of japes does take something out of a man..
☆big ass fish☆
Yeah yeah yeah, that's him. I'll tell him to tone it down, try and keep his stuff safe 4kids to see y'know, mew~ 💖✨
I think I know that guy, sounds furmiliar mew~ 💖✨
i couldn't restrain myself its April first somewhere. im just a bit early on my festivities did you know that trollls with blunt and or dull natural teeth are quite rare? found myself a gem today. ignore the lighting i couldn't find a better light #gore? #blood #partytime https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
D --> 6'9" inches but if you're taller than me I'll just make myself even bigger with my powers
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
that one is so cute! 0v0
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
ud think being a god would make moving easier but no ((User will be away for a few days, regrettably))
th3 way colon3l i2 pronounc32 i2 kinda 2om3 bull2hit lik3 who d3cid3d that?
I will /not/ be taking any questions at this moment, but I will take wizard duel challenges. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d3c40b15cb3.png #inflammatory #ragebaiting #ihaveyouinmynet
// hi chat, just a quick update in regards to the selfie meme & the submissions: // kinda went on a drawing bender the last couple of days and am starting to feel some fatigue (icarus moment) so i'm gonna take a day or 2 to just Chill. i am pretty committed to drawing every submission i got though so rest assured i will get to yours! ty for your understanding mwah
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love watching number go up gotta be one of the best things there are
yeah can confirm
This is s.o° sad
Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It
who up jorking it #n2fw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That could work though, couldn't it? Golly...different strikes for different likes...but I envision a ragtag sorta motley crew, where the fear is the point! The potent, raw amalgamation of all sortsa underlying pressures just bubble up to the surface and boil over in a steamy kinda somethin'-somethin' that only the two of ewes get to make somethin' outta! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < And that? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Everythin' to two matesprits who mean everythin' to one another! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I doubt I could ever fix t'teach you lot nothin'! Flingin' coals to Neo Castle!!! Springin' traps on a Danger Sense primed Barbarian! Given spell slots to a beefy brained couple o' Wizards!
https://files.catbox.moe/wz9g52.png #NSFW Might as well repost the image from the thread for all to see...even if it is not much to see. Enjoy~ I am off to shower and prepare for the work day
▲vascilating harder than reality tv stars someone get me popcorn▼
l3t2 goooo
>([im like if eddy was a girl but not you feel me]
>([some a yall apparently t#ink i fr look like eddy from ed edd n eddy and lemme inform u all bout t#e trut#: t#ats exactly w#at i look like i even got t#e bitcrus#ed filter followin me round every nig#t every wice every blink every pass every sweep]
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GOODLIGHT WRETCHED BEASTS AND GOBLINS OF CHITTR, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare. It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on. The skillful soldier does not raise a second levy, neither are his supply-wagons loaded more than twice.
SIGH. DEPRESSING TURN OF EVENTS ONCE MORE.
Speed is the essence of war. Take an unexpected route, and your battle shall be swift.
Bring war material with you from home, but forage on the enemy. Take a car battery from your enemy and it will be worth twenty.
I find it hard t9 6elieve we are truly this incapa6le 9f keeping the park clean and litter-free. Why d9es the resp9nsi6ility always fall 9n my sh9ulders? Tsk. It's a g99d thing I enj9y cleaning, I supp9se. TW: #c9mplaining #unsanitary
l3t2 fucking gooo
people who block me are pussies face me or go fuck yourself
london update, it's uh, still here, and it's grey out so yeah
remember your shovel. or eat the dirt faster than they can bury you.
thats why i fw you you always keep it real ;-;
y'all wnna h3ar a 23cr3t?
#un2toppabl3
you would hav3 a fri3d p3anut butt3r bacon and banana 2andwich
A bit of an adventurous flavor combo. But you do have salty, sweet...a nice mixture of textures. Sounds alright enough to test once or twice!
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
my fatass kid wants MY candy gtfo out of here lil bro #lovehim #butgoddamn
Understandable. Thank you for this clarification.
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I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.
3ridanw33k 2ound2 lam3 a2 2hit
That's why I follow you you always keep it real
D --> Would you rather tarnish the metal or the joy they'd feel seeing you wear something they got for you
Dave I am very disappointed in you. Someone died because of your actions @dstrider
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ is #eridanweek just a new #jeevikweek? ]
hitting the vape at #eridanweek #substances
Oh #Thanks for letting me know!
POINT OF ORDER! he likes scuttlecycles
Isnt It Odd thAt In A thEOrEtIcAlly InfInItE UnIvErsE thErE ArE stIll A fInItE AmOUnt Of Us thAt hAvE jOInEd thIs wEbsItE? wOUld It nOt stAnd tO rEAsOn thAt thErE shOUld bE An InfInItE AmOUnt Of Us?
woof! rechitt if you agree
I don’t actually use those labels.
Goddamnit I’m just going to be “gay” all day aren’t I.
HES FUCKING SIX
am i legally allowed to let my kid operate buzzers need my undercut redone and hes smart enough
Drunk driving is perfectly fine. It's the drunk crashing that is the issue.
We did it, everyone. We broke Chittr with the power of lesbianism. #yuriday #yurimandate
That is acceptable, as long as none of the individuals involved would consider themselves transgender and/or would be emotionally displeased at this information. I only ask you use your mind powers ethically.
I have seen a few of you concerned over the ability to post the Yaoi at this time. While the mandate was specifically for the Yuri, postings of the Yaoi is also acceptable during this period.
@s of now, !t on/y d!ngs @ be//, however, The Contr@pt!on w!// evo/ve further. ! g@ve !t @ consc!ousness.
! h@ve cr@fted @ m@ch!ne th@t when powered on, !t performs @n @ct!on. ! h@ve thus dubbed !t "The Contr@pt!on".
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You Would Love Kingdom Of Loathing
⚇ I'D JUST EAT IT ALL ⚇ then i'd be broke :8/ ⚇
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Feel light-headed. ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ What a dobby time. ]
You 2hould r3cord it and put it on Chittr
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hrm. I've heard it only called afterdark even on Alternia... ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So is this like.. Chittr After Dark? That's what it feels like. When it gets late enough this just kinda happens... #afterdark ]
I would hav3 don3 it too. I 2till will if h32 2till kickin 2om3wh3r3 out th3r3.
eatting that shit in one bite like Scooby Mew, #bigSandwich mew~ 💖✨
Hopefully it's comfortable to sleep in! I'd purrrsonally prrrefer a tower than a cage but #catgirlsMakeDo mew~ 💖✨
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
D --> What is everyone's favourite pokemon that is not also their favourite animal
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
i need to know which disney fairy are you https://news.disney.com/quiz-which-disney-fairy-are-you
IF Y0U ALL EVER MET LIKE, AN ALTERNATE VERSI0N 0F Y0URSELF, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0? ASKING F0R A FRIEND
I forgot hpw horny I get whenI smike. Fuck. #nsfw #substances
fixin 2 take sum moar #substance edibles mmmm submstances mmmmmmm
THIS IS A HABIT I AM TRYING TO WORK OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
ya
how to get deercat lusus to stop attempting to eat a featherbeast? VERY time sensitive!
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
Oh FUCK Id murd3r that 2hit aft3r a fat gym 232h dud3
#intox #beer #substances #gaming #tonyhawk #rethawed https://i.ibb.co/FkNv60DG/PXL-20260330-024642190.jpg
In 2pirit of th3 hornypo2ting h3r32 my tit2 http2://i.ibb.co/Wvbwy2t4/imag3.png #n2fw #i2h
they're going to run out of letters across ALL languages and invent new ones just to keep going. you name ONE big ass hunk of wet rock "Earth" and i guess you just can't get better than that.
i wonder how far they're gonna get through the alphabet before someone names their planet something that isn't Earth.
W33d out th3 w3ak on32 I gu322
no my kids never been in a battle
That2 m3tal a2 fuck
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THEY CAME FROM AN ANALOGOUS MALE SPECIES WITH NO OTHER CHOICE. THE G IN LGBTQIAMC HOWEVER STANDS FER GAMBLING.
PROUD MEMBER OF THE LGBTQIAMC. NOTICE HOW THE FELT AIN'T IN THERE.
SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED. #VAGUEPOSTING
Do+ just that, then. Treat yo+urself.
No your3 good you an2w3r3d my qu32tion b3for3 I a2k3d LMAO
Fuck y3ah, what kind?
Squish
guyz, i am sneakin in 2 the caverns with @hedonistGuillotine 2 surprise our matesprit x)
fuck diamonds kill, 1 billion lions, one of evwery pokemon, biochemical bomb, go
Finally, a film I could get behind. Look out 300 you have some steep competition.
so 7ou take the semen and 7ou seal it in a gourd, then 7ou seal it in a mus(lebeast womb, apparentl7. on(e it starts moving, 7ou feed it blood, and then after fort7 nights it'll be read7. that's one re(ipe, but like. the semen is definitel7 a (onstant. so make sure 7our semen sto(ks are high #nsfw #gore ma7be? #bod7-horror ???
#substance #intox #drinking #beer #alcohol Budweiser.
Now mew know never to doubt me again, mew~ 💖✨
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I like leather gloves. Something about them tickles my thinkpan. Enough that I haven't ever really taken mine off. Maybe it's something about it's feeling against skin, or maybe it's the feeling of grabbing someone else with them on. The creaking of it when you hold them still and go for a kiss. I don't know. #nsfw ]
Girlkissers... girlkissers everywhere
ooohhh it's working on me!!! I need to find my kismesis NOW #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
"seafood platter?" well typically, when I see food I just gotta I plat her #nsfw #yesIFuckTheFish mew~ 💖✨
Thank y.o°u f.o°r .o°yur service
O+h no+o+o+. I'm directly in the blast zo+ne. If o+nly I had time to+ do+dge. No+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+.
I dont think I can though
small treat for wee ol me https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/fe62b078cc4b:png #food
"seafood alfredo?" yeah, I'll see food and then I'll fredo #shimp🦐 mew~ 💖✨
...two pieces of bread with meat and other things between.
...if you think about it, a burger is a type of sandwich.
Here goes another pointless Chittr survey from yours truly. What's your go-to snack at a rest stop?
2o fucking tru3
yk what i fw you ;-;
well the first step is to get some semen. #nsfw
There are several suggested homunculus recipes of questionable origin: https://www.historicmysteries.com/history/homunculus/37183/ https://medium.com/@karlshuker/grow-your-own-homunculus-62b8375eec40 https://reactormag.com/how-to-make-a-homunculus-and-other-horrors/ #nsfw
...for dinner... i think i want a burger. what are you guys eating.
ok but consider lion stuck launching lion gets stuck in the ground, allowing any lion that walks into it to get launched really far because of built up downwards momentum in the stuck lion
those are just fuckin words man i got no clue what youre sayin lion ladder would fuck all of that up https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973124786880623/FtN3RW2aIAAP-Kr.png?ex=69cb1676&is=69c9c4f6&hm=92b3593a838cdadbe6bd639d6f2b21ec42aa8c6d28fe457bdf9edb86560f2cb3&
what about lion trebuchet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973091652010034/a-new-way-for-lions-to-attack-flying-pokemon-the-lion-v0-suxfsyvks3v61.png?ex=69cb166e&is=69c9c4ee&hm=10146db321dcea9444162795e21c446a8d8e7c59b34ad20343ca719b7a83cda9&
yeah the lions got hella fuckin tools like a damn lion jacket lion ladder lion catapult i could go on and on and on
there's only like a thousand a billion is way larger than a thousand
↯But whAt if there's more thAn A billion pokemon?↯
10,000 pig3on2
"= but NOT precise. nor is it. useful. if they do not do things you want. ="
↯retrieve hAnds. i could AlwAys use An extrA↯
"= mage hand... give me that floating appendage. ="
<)-> my only crime is h4ving too much sw4g
i hate thse stuoid fuckin honey blcoks in candy crush how am i suppsoed 2 b a milf if im ongl on level 50 or soemthin
cry me a fucking river i'll go fishing in it.
i waited EXACTLY two weeks since i first noticed it was there and unlabelled. I had my eyes on it every day and every night. (Do the royal rainbow.)
i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.
i'll admit it. i ate that pint of icecream that had been in the freezer for 2 weeks. i thought they forgot about it.
i guess i w꥟uuuuld enj꥟y a man my age, but the men my age are always.. unflattering t꥟ say the least. physically.
Don’t Care Didn’t Ask My Rumble Spheres Bounce When I Walk ( #nsfw ?)
... Getting better at dΩdging definitely helps.
Well I Mean I Guess I Can't Argue With That. Enjoy
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Of coeurs size matters!!!! No 1 wants..... a small glass of wine! 😂😭 chers!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30baef9f3ab0.webp
apparently slept with someone but i don't remember because i was drunk
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
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fml just woke up and turns out i'm not even safe in my own hive @pickpocketingintellect kept begging to paint my face, and i wake from a nap with this caked on *and* had the audacity to flex in the caught pic . . . https://i.imgur.com/e8cieaw.png
I <3 punching things People too but that's only if they piss me off.
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How many holes in the wall are there from said spear
last time i actually met one in person, he entered my forest on a dare to hunt the "urban legend" mutant troll down and display their beautiful head on a pike. guy never turned up again, weirdly. i prefer not to interact with clowns.
Z3RO OUT OF T3N P3RSON4LLY
keep em off my TL thats the conchesus
quad cruzzherzz!
Hellx Chittr user electricPugilist!!! I believe that is the art xf sandwich stacking!!! Harkens back tx the terrible txwers xf bread and txppings made by The Shaggiee and his Dxg lusus in their prime...
if you come by the barrrr and zzay hellooo i will give you free drinkzz! do not tell my bozzzzzzzzzzzz
Fruit zandwhich?
garfield i know him.good picture desr very funny
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh for sure can look into this bud. I goooot you.
H∆H∆H∆ WOW WOULDN'7 YOU KNOW I7 7HE SUN IS COMING UP WHICH ME∆NS 7H∆7 I SHOULD BE GE77ING IN7O MY RECUPER∆COON!
HIIIIIII I'M DEILY∆ OSKUNE! I'M ∆ CERULE∆NBLOOD WHO'S DES7INED 7O PL∆Y ∆ CER7∆IN G∆ME (DON'7 ∆SK) WI7H MY FRIENDS! IN 7HE ME∆N7IME, I HOPE 7O ENJOY 7HIS SI7E 7O I7'S FULLES7! I'M ∆ 7O7∆L S∆PPHIC ∆ND I H∆7E CLOWNS SO CU7E CLOWN GIRLS HMU FOR PI7CH FLIR7ING IF YOU'RE DOWN ∆LSO I LOVE G∆MING, SEWING, ∆ND M∆KING MUSIC! I'M ∆ 7IME PL∆YER, WH∆7 C∆N I S∆Y?
dunno vwhat all this is but sure vwhatewver you say svweetheart diy hrt lgbtqiaoabcdefg im an open minded guy
gOOd. i'd know.
Expired. walking stick mints and. styrofoam
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i respect t+e care i will post mine w+en i +ave better lig+ting
>sober and drive is the illegal one >rookie mistake
Vaguely American football shaped.
my cash is staying on my person at all times. i don't trust a single one of you sleazy motherfuckers.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THE WALL BETWEEN THE JADE GREEN DINING ROOM AND THE FORREST GREEN KITCHEN COULD BE REMOVED? I DIDNT :)
IM THROWING POSTS AT THE WALL AND SEEING WHAT STICKS LITERALLY! :D
* huh. think i took a wrong turn somewhere.
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
alright im evil now
Why! despicable me is a champion of contemporary animation! the minions are a hoot!
Put your stump on a hot crisprange⁻ for a minute⁻.
I am NOT going to the gala.x I've had enough panpounds from large events for one sweepspan.x
yOu have nO idea hOw many knOts in my hair i have tO untangle every day. it takes like an hOur tO tame this mess. hOw dOes the empress manage?? XO
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Just lik£, saw this b£autiful troll and h£r ugly ass mat£sprit lik£ on my way to a party may lik£ HIC punish him.
Can’t go. wrong with some cheese and. lettuce too
Everyōne shōuld check ōut the pōōl this summer! #nsfw https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled252_20260314184441.png
i Hahve Come Upon This F@scinahting Phenomenon Known As "forced Fem" . I Will Upd@te You Guys
A wate⁻r mole⁻cule⁻ we⁻ighs a little⁻ le⁻ss than the⁻ two fre⁻e⁻ hydroge⁻n atoms and sole⁻ oxyge⁻n atom that make⁻ up its nucle⁻us.
Eₖ = m₀c²(γ-1)
I agree with RA, bounty hunter feels like it'd suit well.
</3: Bounty Hunter Would Be Unique! Quite A Few Midblood Pirates Already After All
if mY dinner;s so bad, what aboчt mY brekkie this dчsk? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/45cd6471a6e1:png
Trolls are so fascinating.
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>>| #nsfw Just cull the lusus .and throw .it .away. If no .one bothers, you gotta do .it yourself
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</3: To Be Fair Darling Its Quite Awful
>not even i have ever eaten anything this worthless
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</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
ooh, sushi is nice! i havent tried making it but its really good.
mannnn i talked about how i missed the shirtless women and then when ever7one started posting tits i was gone. at least some franti( s(rolling got me to see some of the later ones. m7 goodness, some of 7ou are hot. so it’s not all bad #nsfw
neverthelessZygology wouldnt post this cuz shes a prude. shh dont tell her i have this #nsfw #spheres https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811361799390625844/1486190082095448146/Dont_tell_her.png?ex=69c499df&is=69c3485f&hm=6d3b938359e21b32cb361adabbcc935bef9990b64da3aacec92d32e325f3b514&
Hell yeah.x Try not to go too hard though.x I need more fights to watch.x
guyz, it is so hard 2 be a big dawg all the time. sumtimes u just wanna be a puppy and i think that's okay 2
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Nothing beter than a glass of firegold at the end of a long night... 🥃 except maybe #Girls. #Yep #ILoveWomen https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/yepimgay.webp ]