Kheeda Niemku
@torpidAuthority
Ex-Heir to the Expancium Throne ~ #NotYourPrince ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Join me on my adventures through the cosmos! DMs open o(*°▽°*)o
// OOC INTRODUCTION REMAKE I'm redoing the intro post now that I actually have a reference for them <3 (Remake of the Remake bc I forgot something very important in the design https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/abbaef301d77.png ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Fuchsia || Kheeda Niemku || Agender || All Pronouns || Ex-Royalty ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Kheeda was the heir of Expancium, one of the many planets of the empire. They ran from the throne just after they were crowned, escaping to a life on the seas with a stolen ship, that eventually they renamed and used to leave the planet. They craved freedom that could not come from a strictly royal life. Kheeda now wanders the cosmos, and sometimes settles on other planets to sail back upon the seas once more, hopping planets to their heart's content. They care about freedom over all else (their own and others), and their only socialisation is.. well.. the teachers they had before jumping ship (so to speak). They're extremely gullible and easily manipulated, and are slowly discovering how social interactions and making friends works. I fully encourage anyone to show them a little taste of the world. No sensitive subjects intended but Kheeda will be interacting with nsfw posts. //
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Just got told I have very chewable arms.. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ The hell does that mean?
$eem$ pretty $elf explanatory tbh
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ But they've never bitten me arms?? 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ And me arms are covered!
they $aid what they $aid
-=[mmaybe theyre sayingg youlook yummy x-)_☺]=-
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ ???
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ But I'm not edible 3=:(
-=[sure you are :-) eevery one is_☺]=-
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I'd prefer not to be cannibalised..
-=[x-) llett them know !!_☺]=-
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ They looked at me weird. I don't think they meant cannibalism
do You Guys Also Just Get Really Sad When You're Alone??? i'm Lonely And Wanna Cuddle...
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ All the time..
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Those microwaveable grain sacks help, if ye ever get desperate.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Watchin' me dash.. some of ye really concern me.
imma be real with you guys i dont know what the fuck im saying half the time
Same… ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人＿__つ_つ
lmao guess not i just be spittin shit and whatever comes out comes out #twinkhell i guess lmao
>> we're a11 ¡n #tw¡nkhe11 persona11y ¡'m just throw¡ng th¡ngs at the wa11 to see what st¡cks
so true so true
B33 < https://youtu.be/dPdgx30w9sU?si=ZxJlWca6Kt4kZOZK
me me me thats meee
// OOC INTRODUCTION REMAKE I'm redoing the intro post now that I actually have a reference for them <3 (Remake of the Remake bc I forgot something very important in the design https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/abbaef301d77.png ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Fuchsia || Kheeda Niemku || Agender || All Pronouns || Ex-Royalty ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Kheeda was the heir of Expancium, one of the many planets of the empire. They ran from the throne just after they were crowned, escaping to a life on the seas with a stolen ship, that eventually they renamed and used to leave the planet. They craved freedom that could not come from a strictly royal life. Kheeda now wanders the cosmos, and sometimes settles on other planets to sail back upon the seas once more, hopping planets to their heart's content. They care about freedom over all else (their own and others), and their only socialisation is.. well.. the teachers they had before jumping ship (so to speak). They're extremely gullible and easily manipulated, and are slowly discovering how social interactions and making friends works. I fully encourage anyone to show them a little taste of the world. No sensitive subjects intended but Kheeda will be interacting with nsfw posts. //
// OOC INTRODUCTION REMAKE I'm redoing the intro post now that I actually have a reference for them <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30d8d2e00448.png ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Fuchsia || Kheeda Niemku || Agender || All Pronouns || Ex-Royalty ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Kheeda was the heir of Expancium, one of the many planets of the empire. They ran from the throne just after they were crowned, escaping to a life on the seas with a stolen ship, that eventually they renamed and used to leave the planet. They craved freedom that could not come from a strictly royal life. Kheeda now wanders the cosmos, and sometimes settles on other planets to sail back upon the seas once more, hopping planets to their heart's content. They care about freedom over all else (their own and others), and their only socialisation is.. well.. the teachers they had before jumping ship (so to speak). They're extremely gullible and easily manipulated, and are slowly discovering how social interactions and making friends works. I fully encourage anyone to show them a little taste of the world. No sensitive subjects intended but Kheeda will be interacting with #nsfw posts. //
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/abbaef301d77.png I forgot something very important in the design
)(ow do you cut a wave in )(alf? Use a sea saw. 38P #dadjokes
Why Don’t Fish Play Basketball? . . . Because They’re Afraid Of The Net. #dadjoke
What Did The Fish Say When It Hit The Wall? . . . Dam. #dadjoke
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ hehehe I'm lovin' all the fish puns I'm seein' in these jokes
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ 3=:D
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop them a line. #dadjoke
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ hehehe
I Met A Fish That Could Play The Guitar. . . . It Was A Bass Player. #dadjoke
Unrequited love on the timeline? It's more common than you'd think, actually.
Fairly, yeah.
What's that supposed to mean, hm?
If it makes you feel better, there's a lot of requited love on here too! You just have to know where to look, you know?
That's good! Keeps your spirits up.
What has a big chest, but no booty? A bad pirate. #dadjoke
Am I a good pirate then?
Elaborate.
No chest, sizeable booty. #suggestive
Ah, an unprepared pirate. #dadjoke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #dadjoke
Majestic creatures as they are, what do dolphins lack? A porpoise. #dadjokes.
What Do You Call A Fish Who Practices Medicine? A Sturgeon. #dadjoke
What’s A Mermaid’s Favorite Type Of Math? . . . Algaebra. #dadjoke
Two balloons float in the desert. One says to the other: "Watch out for that cactus" The other responds. "What cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" #dadjokes
Can we get married?
I'm flattered, but I don't think you want that. We can be friends (with or without benefits)?
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck. #dadjokes
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ 3=:0 There's a #fishingfriday?? I want in! We can use me boat if you want
Then fish as y'please. Just b'sure t'sh0\/\/\/\/ pictures 0' yer catches.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Aye sir! I love takin' pictures of the silly fish before I throw them back
Sometimes you see a chit and you're like "I physically can't not rechit this"
:33 < coward >:33
And then you realize they have you blocked and you die a little inside.
Yeah, that has happened too. :(