sami (derogatory)
@deadlyMadness
just a girl who wants to make music
sooooo ig we're supposed to introduce ourselves or whatever. so here. my name is sami. im one of those idiots that played that fuck ass world-ending game yada yada yada. im a seer of doom (ew ik). i use she/they pronouns. i make music. i probably wont ever post myself here but hey. never say never, right? so yeah. that's me. stay for a bit. or don't. it's up to you
When I type :? you should imagine me tilting my head to the side
Girls with zero curves or traditional sex appeal deserve to be fucked stupid too. Amen. #nsfw
i'm sorry i havE so much curvE whEn thEy havE so littlE. if only it could bE EvEn.
fEEl frEE to work through any frustration about that on mE, of coursE. i'vE got cushioning, i can takE it.
genuinely any rule you apply to the cultural dominant ideal should also apply to everyone else of that demographic! also i just now reread because the first time i totally saw that as fucking stupid instead of fucked stupid. whoops! still holds true!!!
im tiny and have small tits and no ass but trust im hot
Rechitt rechitt rechitt. Me too. Me too girl.
ᐖ UMMM OKAY BUT LIEK......SMALL TITZ KINᐖA ARE HOT???? ᐛ
ragebaiting a hot highblood is gonna fix me trust
i think its rlly funny to see my sister get called short. how does it feel, you giant? btw im 5' even :/
✨🍭🕷️ make yourself ungovernable. become 5 foot odd 🕷️🍭✨
ugh why am i getting that cuddly feeling right now bluh >:P
Can I ಄ffer y಄u a fr಄g in these trying times?
very kind of you but ive already got one with anger issues and a whole bunch more outside
oh hes hungry alright… its just that i cant let him out with the other frogs for a reason…
i feed him trust me he tries taking my hand off despite not having teeth every time i feed him
herbert is a little bastard yes but i guess i keep him around for some reason
Celebrating sober saturday with a drink. #substances
what if you slapped me and then kissed me? #nsfw #slapping
MAKE SURE EVERY0NE’S WATCHING, KISS ME THEN WALK AWAYYY FUCKIN L0VE THAT S0NG 🐺
dreaming about the laSsst thing i ever Sssee being hiSss eyeSss aSss we kiSssSss and he holdSss me in hiSss armSss before i die a horrible grueSssome death... how many SsstarSss muSsst a gal dream on
moonbathing in the garden while naked is definitely what i needed #nsfw
I'M CONSIDERING SMOTHERING MY HUSBAND SO HE CEASES THIS INCESSANT SNORING.
https://i.imgur.com/4LFbfpa.jpeg
'cause another and another coming up out of the gutter 'til i'm drowning in an ocean of entitled motherfuckers and they're pushing all my buttons but they never seem to wonder why another and another, ask each other does it get your blood boiling? does it make you see red? do you wanna destroy it? does it get in your head? #lyrics
i just need a man to paint my insides white (or any other pretty color) #nsfw
I'm not a man but I can still do that with some tools I have.
me, whenever i see a hot older man: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #nsfw
STRANGE WE KEEP MEETING IN THIS WAY.
https://c.tenor.commmm/cJRcMMMMyUAiMMMMcAAAAd/tenor.gif
my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.
why would i like a good guy when i know that the villain is hotter? #nsfw ish
tbh i would smash death from supernatural #nsfw
... hang on i gotta look somEthing up