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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @deadlymadness you Never Remembered Feeling This Funny. This Daze That Took Over Your Mind Was Kind Of Nice. You Couldn't Think Straight, But That Didn't Matter. You Looked Around The Room. You Were Sat On The Couch Next To Your Friend, Liza, Who Had Just Taken The Bowl From You To Hit Herself. All Around You Were Your Friends. you Looked Down At Yourself. You Were In Borrowed Clothes. Jeans And An Old Band Tee That You Didn't Recognize. Liza Was Always Nice Enough To Share Her Clothes With You. She Knew How Much You Hated The Dresses Your Mother Forced You To Wear. you Could Hear Laughing From Around You. You Don't Know What Was Said To Cause Everyone's Laughter, But You Joined In Anyways. This Is The First Time You've Ever Felt So Relaxed. The First Time You've Felt Truly At Home. These Were Your Friends, Smoking And Laughing With You, And Nothing Bad Could Possibly Happen. No Matter What That Little Voice In The Back Of Your Head Said. Nothing Bad Was Going To Happen. and Yet, The Next Time You Remember Opening Your Eyes, Liza Was Missing And Everyone Was Frantically Looking. No One Could Find Her. She Had Disappeared Into Thin Air, It Seemed. What Happened To Your Best Friend? How Could You Say? You Will Never Remember What Truly Happened That Night. #substances #cw-underage-smoking #missingfriend #horror #kidnapping #trauma gone. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
//As far as I know I have only ben stalked by the lusii that swarm the wilderness. I'm sure if you get out enough someone or something will latch onto you.//
c< just saw a videO Of sOMeONe dOiNg sHibari witH seaweed? tHat was cOOl as fucK, actually >c
⧃ This is very immature, Trycks.
shoutout to @deadlyMadness for the money for this new fit :pp #fitcheck [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/9d/46/529d46d7bec28016bea0c5fd07b64ec1.jpg] (ooc: i just found a random image from pinterest ok? ok)
(\ \'\ \'\ __________ / '| ()_________) \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ Junior has discovered a brand new badge! \ \ ~~~~~~ \ REMEMBER US — For those trusted by... Timi?! ==). \__________\ (__) ()__________)
Blueberry muffin, by the way.
another day of not confessin my fuckin feelins!
yeah they forgot the nationality of their oc the falconer whos dating my oc the detective we had lore but someone accidentally deleted the server it was on #heartbroken
if everyone was pike the mountain on beforus i woulda loved to rule ova the world
ALSO. "That strange man. Casper." Gonna go all the way up. I'm gonna do it. Stop hiding. You hiding forever. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky
THE M⧃UNTAIN D⧃ES N⧃T RESPECT ⧃NE TRICK H⧃⧃FBEAST GIMMICK ACC⧃UNTS
#Honestly #TheQuadNotesAreSoCute #Ahh
average conversation with me and nepeta btw i love them so much
sometimes i wish i wasnt raised so isolated.... i grow very close and affectionate to people to the point of catching feelings for them... and then when i ask about maybe becoming more i find out they didnt feel the same... blah... it hurts and its not even their fault.... #relationshipdrama
Yeah, Sleuth? Alan? Idk. I'm not really sure-- Yep. They're writing her love letters AND she might be slanging her shit for Orphaner Dualscar-- Yeah, no. No, yeah I agree. I too would like off this wild ride.
W3 Should All B3 1nsp1r3d By... Th3 Mounta1n...
#gatekeep #gaslig)(t #gillboss
If you're not strong, you'll be left out. Destined to rot. #Lyricposting.
gay pride flag and norwegian flag btw https://i.ibb.co/WNpW2Wyt/Screenshot-20260608-005635-Discord.jpg
cant believe hes somehow got me vaguely excited for camping i gotta get more nonchalant #immediately
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" Why Is The New Hateful Troll Of The Week So Annoying? " I Think To Myself, Just Before I See She Is 9.7 Sweeps. Ah. #manysuchcases
guy2... ii wanna giive her a CD wiith the mo2t romantiic kii2me2ii2 nerdcore 2ong2 there are... what 2hould ii burn on iit?
why does ♯everyone ♯force ♯introverts to ♯ab&on ♯theircomfortzones but no one ♯forces ♯extroverts to ♯shutup ♯sometimes
why the FUCK do I have "drill, ye tarriers drill" stuck in my head? what the fuck.
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/BQV6TSWC/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃8-⧃⧃271655⧃.PNG THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS A DEATH R⧃LL ⧃F HIS ⧃WN
*Looks at his hand.* *Smirks.*
You owe me naught. Your thanks is worth a boonbank.
fr the worst part of godhood is still having bodily needs
i enj/)y the genre /)f pe/)ple /)n this site that are pe/)ple with cute little pfps wh/) talk ab/)ut d/)ing very basic things that they find sick as shit. i l/)ve that genre /)f pe/)ple
heh Aheh | wondr whose desscdendent tAht |s https://|.|mgur.com/gzXNpwV.png
if theres one thing you can depend on its that if im online ill be likin any post i find remotely interesting
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < It's hard to be a simp. \(•́⍜•̀)>
THE M⧃UNTAIN WAS WALKING HIVE AND A SNAPBEAST CHALLENGED HIM T⧃ A FIGHT
ever meet s/)me/)ne s/) fucking stupid that y/)u want t/) push them d/)wn a flight /)f stairs? #vaguep/)st
oh yeah, i cut my hair! i feel so free. hehehehe.
I Mean This With All The Love My Pusher Can Carry, But If My Descendant Somehow Gets Involved With The Mountain Of All Trolls, I Will Go Back In Time And Destroy My Studio Myself. #suggestive - Your Couturier
I Am Not Even Attracted To The Mountain, I Am Still Honed In On One Specific Troll. I Am Simply Doing This For " The Love Of The Game ". #suggestive #positive #nsfc
ok yeah, i'll kill for this kid.
It must be awesome to be stupid as fuck and have no thoughts ever.
hey guys. do we fw pete the cat he’s me am i right
pe/)ple wh/) i d/)n’t want t/) be successful are succeeding i needa start finding new ways t/) ensure /)thers d/)n’t succeed
@imJunior Can I have the "I miss my wife Tails" badge? I miss them a lot. u_u
As a w9man, I d9 n9t accept all #w9manswr9ngs 6ecause s9me 9f y9u piss me 9ff. Just s9 y9u kn9w that. C9mm9n sense is apparently n9t that c9mm9n.
dirk finally came back home and i asked him about why he had lovingly tucked bagels into his bed and he point blank told me he didnt do that because why would he do something like that at all. alright man
*HOOOONK...SHOOO..* It's time for this little pony to hit the hay. But not literal hay, I don't snack before bed.... anymore!! I mean that I'm going to sleep, sillies! See you tomorrow! https://i.imgur.com/7ittmJz.gif
sum girl keeps disliking my posts like ohmygod im not into u bruh GTFO #stalker
c< HONest 2 fucK? eNviOus Of tHeM #pitcHyearNiNg >c
got sum new chains thanx to a friend! Dad doesnt approve of me "recieving strange things from strangers on the internet" but whatever. Giving my best friend my address was the best decision evr #fitcheck #daddyissues [https://open.spotify.com/track/4KGM3yfUxYWKBVorWzxUEd?si=b723bcf0c36e49c6] [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/00/45/ae0045c9bd633533c1cefe41ab584335.jpg]
No more casual spoilers! Time for ranked competitive spoilers!
I'm n9t p9sting a wall 9f text, 6ut 6ecause I saw it and I was sn99ping 9n Cr9nus's (@/aeneasCaldarium) p9sts t9 get c9ntext f9r s9mething. I saw ee's (@/emptyEyes) p9st, and I agree with her. Generally, it is pretty wild that Cr9nus, wh9 has p9sted and tagged all his p9sts, gets m9re shit than a few jade harleys wh9 just p9st a69ut their UNTAGGED n9n-c9nsensual escapades. It's n9t a "Well, a w9man did it, and theref9re it's 6etter." It's a y9u all have a prec9nceived assumpti9n 9f Cr9nus Amp9ra and that y9u use that 6asis t9 act a certain way t9wards him (and his alts) When, 6y far, he's just 6eing ann9ying and h9rny. THIS IS N9T AN INVITATI9N T9 FLIRT 6Y THE WAY. I am just saying the hyp9crisy is pretty crazy. This isn't t9 say his acti9ns 9r the Jades are excusa6le; 6y n9 means d9 I agree with him 9r her. 6ut the we6site has rules; s9metimes they're n9t f9ll9wed, and f9r all the skeeve he has in the w9rld, he's tagging it at least. The 6are minimum, 6ut it's tagged. #nsfw #n9nc9n #du6c9n #nsfwe #hyp9crisy #suggestivec9ntent #nsfwc9ntent #directp9sting #vaguep9sting
>>#br¡ghtpen¡ડ #ડotrue
Cannae spell Casper \/\/\/\/it'out Scar. Consider that.
It's All " Fun And Games " Until I Fuck His Weird Ancestor. #menacing #nsfw
((gotta edit jinx into a shirt that says "i'm the alternate reality aunt that stepped up" or some variation, clearly.))
pro gamr tip if u feel liek sayin hot 2 sum1 thrratin sum1 else dont
YOURE caspa YOURE kaspa YOOOOURE KASPA IM CASPA is there any other kaspas i should know about???????????
I suppose they d0.
i pop on, and suddenly i need to know enough about ponies to know mansLaughter is a reasonable username for one. i don't know anything about ponies, so i could be in trouble.
PINNED warnings for every possible bad thing ever. this guy fucking sucks. probably a bit worse than canon bro. will absolutely be creepy towards anyone and everyone. his thoughts and actions are not my own. NSFW/E interactions are OK DMs are OK (no formal rp, just dialogue)
Don't forget!
A haunted doll is comforting to a weird bitch like me.
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @compulsiveObsession Your message is as follows: “you make a girl feel seen. even without her knowledge. thats amazing” I think we all wish to feel seen a little more. Though, judging by that username, I'm not sure you'd want that from this one, amica..! Careful! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
I leave for a few days and you've lost my font.
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and Salutations, Chittr! Do you have any Quadnotes that need mailing today? This postman can actually deliver on Sundays! Please, don't feel shy about sending one in ♡ ♧♢♤♡
I desire h0t milfs plat0nically #chaste
I'm a hater of the new font.
I am the utm0st picture 0f chastity #nsfw
#liepozting
i dont think anything i do is depraved im a picture of cordiality
OOOO!!! Their stop is coming up!!! I HAVE to speak to 'em and share my love I've been holding back so selfishly... I'll keep this place updated! Hope they'll appreciate me as much as I do them. Heh. Heh. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a4e05c437f6.jpg
Thank you so much!!! You're quite a cutie yourself! :)
I think they noticed! Gosh I'm always so shy during the first interactions when noticed! It's only because I'm so so SO GIDDY to share my love! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c445d01c3420.jpg
Good! Maybe next it'll be you i observe...
soMMeone just coMMpliMMented MMy spheres but he called eMM MMy twin peaks iunno how to feel #suggestive i guess
I ThInk c(o)nfID3nc3 IS aTTracTIv3, anD b(o)lDIn3SS. If y(o)u'r3 c(o)nfID3nT, b(o)lD AND funny. DINGDINGDING
On the bus! I love watching them from this perfect distance... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82c1018cfc0a.jpg
X I have built an air cannon. Now comes time for aligning the sights #nsfw #dildocannonconstruction x
I Love It When My Friends " Hornypost ". Yes, Express Your Sexuality Freely! Never Be Ashamed Of What You Like. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
Do you ever Follow someone out of pure Spite!!!???
X I need dildo recommendations for the heaviest dildos I need big motherfuckers and I mean massive, like 7-8lb fuck rockets to launch #nsfw x
Th3h3S3 ar3 my 3 fav(o)rIT3S buT I hahav3 10 maSkS I W3ar, I hahav3 S(o)m3 ThahaT I D(o)n'T W3ar/ar3 gIfTS.
learning to fish by trial and error and a 20 minute youtube video lol.
lookin up why am i alwys so tired and google being like "ur dyin" thx google
That sundae earlier was soo good! Do you gray fellas have ice cream on your planet? Sorry if that’s insensitive or sumn! I dunno much about yous!
★te too much fried rice, this however w★s worth it.
Y(o)u kn(o)W, Wh3h3n I m3nTI(o)n3D I fuck3D WITh Th3h3 maSk (o)n, p3(o)pl3 W3r3 In DISb3lI3f cauS3 "N(o) Way." Y3S, y3S Way, anD CL3ARLY IT'S n(o)T a D3T3rr3nT. AlS(o), I hahav3 a varI3Ty~! (o)f maSkS, aS D3m(o)nSTraT3D Wh3h3n I D3cID3D T(o) Sh(o)v3 my guT InT(o) ThahaT (o)uTfIT.
This is why i made that kankri p⚣st if y⚣u kiss him he can't say anything!!
Man yall hopped on that post faster than I expected, yall hate the basic cosmic horror look huh.
.some olive LOSER wants ten purple bloodS .here you gO .one whole clurch congregatioN .my favorite is the beefy guy with an extra pair of bicepS https://i.postimg.cc/GtYpqcxT/10PURPLEBLOODS.png @doctorStranglov #FurannDrawsUrShittyComments .you can make your own shitty suggestions in the commentS
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mew f33l a tingle along mewr spine 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < clawmost like mewr being stalked like prey 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mew are pounced on by a birdkitty 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewve once again b33n davepetad
★u★
_ right, [I]ts, [Th]at [Ti]me, [O]f [Th]e [W]ipe, HONK that [Co]ncludes my [Cl]ownposting, [F]or [Th]is [W]ipe
“Eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes. 🙄 #nsfw
X Lesbian yearning That’s it, that’s the entire chit x
oh I could do breakfastposting...
A-ny-one who blocks me should hard block ((OOC)). Go all the way or go home.
It's not called stalking! I call it, uh... Just being very, very near by without them realising it. Yeah. That's it.
Felt cute! Might watch someone later who doesn't know it! Muscles feel great! I can't decide if I like having big ol' honghongalahoogs, or being beefy! Hmm... #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d81374a334ec.jpg
using this photo to explain to old people how 90% of america is immigrants and that even though they are white they are also an immigrants
@nyw@y Not To Be #weird @bout It But $omething @bout Him Doing $omething Independent7y Th@t I H@ppen To Enjoy @nd Then Te77ing Me Th@t He'd 7ike To $h@re It With Me Got Me 🫠💖💕 #n$fc #v@guepo$ting #butnotre@77y #ye@rning
THIS ISN'T MY FAULT I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
I have been invited to tea with some of the elders, if I do not return the same, do not be concerned. That is usually how these things are supposed to go
maube theyr r1ght about the weekly transorn1tal lobotomy th1ng #gore #cw-self-harm transobr1atal transorb1tal ok
#gore #nsfwe twist the knife again i’m close
put y/)ur finger d/)wn if y/)u’ve ever went t/) a dudes hive and he called it the “m/)th m/)bile” but the /)nly thing that starts with “m” in here is “m/)ld.”
How truly intoxicating it is to have a powerful man trembling beneath you. #nsfw #suggestive #vagueposting
I miss my Dave. Can she undie rn.
G1V1NG 4LL MY CHOOMFS 4 B1G F4T K1SS ON TH31R SNOUTS
should I attempt to convince my alternate universe self to make a chittr? Shes such a cute puppy! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/meetingofrage.png
#ImNOTCryingBtwIJustHappenedToGetSomeDustSpecksInMyOcularGlandAtATimeThatSerendipitiouslyCoincidedWithTheEmotionalClimaxOfThisFilm https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1061.jpeg
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: phone fell into slime #icoffline
✨🍭🕷️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd0fe13b0c15.png it's because of my obsession with spirit halloween skeleton decor isn't it :( 🕷️🍭✨
I think you're pretty cool, too. I took off my sleep mask to post this.
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
Drove by Rosswood Park earlier, pulled over to message Jay to meet there soon.
,,,hey,,,ever notice,,,how coldblood$,,,are all,,,forming their little $choolfeed clique$,,,with no worrie$,,,while the re$t of,,,u$,,,are doompo$ting?,,, ,,,i have,,, ,,,ju$t noticing,,,
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,,,$orry,,,my bad,,,that po$t WAS a little vague,,,let me,,,be more clear,,, ,,,fuck mo$t of you,,,
Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
Tomorrow, which is to say the period of time after my next period of brief inactivity, I will have a very special surprise for you all. It will doubtlessly become a mainstay of the website.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am so sleep deprived that I must admit to you I read that as "are we still doing concussions now". 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
You may continue, if you please. Although I do believe it was only for before the site went down.
I have a #confession: I value each and every one of my constituents, even the ones I do not like.
BEFORE WE ALL DIE I JUST WANTED TO REMIND MYSELF. I HATE MY JOB. I HATE MOST OF YOU ESPECIALLY GOLDS AND VIOLETS. SOME OF YOU HUMANS ARE ALRIGHT I GUESS. #NEWSTONOBODY #WHOWOULDOFTHOUGHT
Underrated feeling: Taking your shoes off and stepping onto cold tile.
if you die whiLLe chittr is down you die in reaLL LLife
If anyone wants to tell me anything before we die. Maybe dont dothat.
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I think some of the weirdest shit is how gods can still get sick. We can control elements and shit but get knocked out by colds.
Stabs you Stabs you Stabs you-
:33 < i may be an adult but im pawlso cringe and fr33
The Napping Sleeper
Biden, please ensure all my constituents are tucked in and receive a kiss to the forehead if they so desire one. Send it.
oughh uncrusta ble #food
To prove my continued omniscience and back my previous claims, the winning lottery numbers for the one who reads this will be 41-36-12-10-25/ 11
As my first act of evil I've decided that anyone with #pronouns that are not it/its will be dying tomorrow. Sorry, but it must be done. My hand is forced.
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; #cursed #furbies Ne✂𐕣 up, we ʱªve 𐕣his ᶠᶸᶜᵏer, breaching c☣︎n𐕣ainmen𐕣! h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/c☣︎n𐕣aimen𐕣%20BREACH ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
making john watch cats (the 1998 stage shiw recording) as payback
that's so cool!!! i cant sing for the life of me and if you can play both at the same time you look really cool that way...
does anyone play instruments here ?! i play guitar and piano. who wants to form a band or like ... be my friend maybe ... /ᐠ.៸៸៸.ᐟ\ /)
BAH. WHATEVER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CDBE885C9165.PNG #SELFIE #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW ISH
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
I'm having a lot of fun and it rocks. I am just also not really... expressive at this sort of thing.
Is anyone here in the performing arts Especially on Earth C I am tired of "getting my start" building sets for elementary school plays And I refuse to use my parentage to secure an unfair advantage
I am SO partying.
why cant you people meet.somewhere cool like thecasino
iignore that la2t po2e guy2 ii wa2 tweakiing out the voiice2 got really fuckiing loud for a few miinute2 ANYWAY2 iim back iim totally fiine and al2o ju2t becau2e ii feel liike kk ii2 a biitch
i shuold eat a tipdeod just to see if its as awufl as the intructsions says *should *tidepod *awful *instructions #selfharm? #substance?
I had quite a lovely time at #bonfireparty, though I had to cut my attendance short, and in spite of the efforts of some bad actors. I would like to thank the lovely @deadlyMadness especially for sparing me some of her evening. I look forward to our next encounter.
We should have more fruits and colors that have the same name.
\ me l0gg1ng 0nt0 ch1ttr & learn1ng ab0ut happen1ngs at the #b0nf1reparty / \ https://f1le.garden/aZklG8v4vGL1131X/ch1ttr_1mages/b0nf1reparty.png /
It's always sex party this and crazy bonfire that. When will there just be a nice stay inside trivia night, huh?
g0d tiers shit fairy dust.
Hate bot joined the party. :) #bonfireparty
°⚬°⚬〇 i'm l°wkey #chilling at the #b°nfireparty rn 〇°⚬°⚬
i like kinky sex as much as the next guy but something about laughing and smiling and cracking jokes in bed while you take care of eachother and just try to make the other feel good is really nice #nsfw
What's a guy gotta do to get to 10k kull around here? I'm saying the stupidest shit I can muster all the damn time.
The warmth of Hate Bot's ire like a nice blanket send chit.
going to the #bonefireparty to throw karkat into the fire
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i held no slaves. i had servants. the good and fervent honklings of mah church were quick to assist where i commanded them. i am like no othah highblood, as i didnt need to purchase the obedience of mah people. #sayittomahfacenextime #coward
I have taken up the mantle of clown at the #bonfireparty https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687125305273483279/1162569419277484052/tae_birthday.png?ex=69da52e5&is=69d90165&hm=bdca30a33762276364b7666788875163d164dbf086e769a5a9afe801641ad02c&
wait the hot topic right now is cancelling highbloods for having slaves yes lets keep doing that! im not sure well be able to retroparacausally alter alternian politics but we can try :)
I take full responsibility for young Eridan’s current attire. Haa Haa.
Beam that makes you unread a post
Im not nearly as good as a baker as jane is but i think my skills are nothing to snuff at! [A photo of a bunch of muffins in two seperate containers, one is strawberry and the other chocolate. Seems like he's gonna put them away.]
yoo im so close to 5k kults before i ask for a verified badge come onn
1ll 1nv1t3 you ov3r w1th th3 1nt3nt of g3tt1ng fr34ky but th3n wh3n you com3 1n 1v3 4lr34dy got two controll3rs up 4nd b34n s34ts down 4nd 4 st4ck of troll M4r1o k4rt g4m3z l1n3d up th4t your3 now forc3d to pl4y w1th m3. >8]
#fallasleepfriday
My name is Optimus Prime. I'm going to turn into a truck now. (What I've Done starts playing.)
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing?
Hello all, it's officially #FishingFriday once m0re.
Engage in piracy today OR ELSE!!!!!!!!
◥▶◀◤ —> I could not make it as a wise man.
castfake as a limebl00d. bec0me ung0vernable.
Sometimes you see a chit and you're like "I physically can't not rechit this"
I am happy to! I like imagining everyone sitting with me and drinking their coffees together.
@deadlyMadness (the plushie from yesterday is holding a sealed thermos now. There's coffee in it and a note that just reads " :) - K." )
"no jade dogs cant eat that!" have you considered i do what i want
Like this post for coffee. I didn't make breakfast yet so that will be later.
maplehoof and mutini lowkey holding the mental wellbeing of this entire website in their lil paw/hoofs
i thought ur body hating u was just a strider thing yeah its not send help pls
@deadlyMadness If you could be any animal for the day, what would you want to be? (The question, when answered, spawns a plushie of the animal in question.)
“We don’t have time, Nephew, time has us. It holds us in its mouth like an owl holds a field mouse.” *Excerpt from There There by Tommy Orange
I believe now is my cue to leave. Goodnight all, please attempt to refrain from any major crimes in my absence—misdemeanors are fine, within reason.
X Man I’m really starting to like you guys ngl x
Oh, goodness... th' lewd chits... #nsfw https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/good%20golly.png
Like this post for a question, hate this post to explode your phone. The other two reactions are a mystery bonus surprise.
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
X Proud of u x
tHaT'S A GoOd hEiGhT ThOuGhT :o)
anyway itd fix me to smoke with someone and get my face grabbed so they can #forcibly shotgun that shit without warning #substances #nsfw
I would also like to mention the army of Dave Striders, and variants of Dave Striders, I have amassed. All of you concern me, but many of you also concern me deeply. (This post does not apply to Dirk Strider and Dirk Strider variants—my relationship with them is too complex and my feelings are extremely mixed.)
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
HE1GHT? 1 W0ULD SAY MAYBE 18 FEET. P0SS1BLY 22 FEET 1F Y0U 1NCLUDE THE CANN0N.
posting this now to say i’m 6’5” and anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a fraud. thnx lmfao
I w0uld be s0 embarrassed t0 be seen 0ut in public with @cesarianAqueduct
Burger proobably
why tf are we all so hot liek its not fiar how atrtactive evreyone is smh *like *fair *attractive *everyone
nn o uo ^ bunny rabbit.
bungie rabish
if you havent read every single one of my posts can you even call yourself a chittr user
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/RKYFSYTT/STUDY.PNG #PROOF #PROOFOFCLEANING #LOOKHOWCLEAN #NOWKEEPITLIKETHAT!!!!
X Damn the molly said “you’re feeling feelings tn” #substance x
[|87 :: Some group of span;sh speak;n h00ded f;gures started hang;n these th;ns around my property. 1'm t;red of other cults try;n to outsh;ne me! https://;.etsystat;c.com/27895958/r/;l/11988d/7424225209/;l_fullxfull.7424225209_okb2.jpg #cultleaderproblems
jadelings we need to all attack vriska. do it now!!! it's important!
X If I ever die while I’m on here, someone find my corpse and rest it amongst a field of bluebell flowers #death x
Kitty beam
i like it when women kiss me a lot and tease me for not being able to form a single sentence because of it >~< #nsfw
[|87 :: "RUH ROAH RAGGY REV'E REEN ROUGHT!" "L;ke lets get outta here sc00b!"
|| & voidd can style, voidd can ddance (voidd has tearaway ppants)
with the way some of you post I'm surprised nobody's gotten their name stolen by the fae
I command you to arise. #lyricsposting
gotta brush mah hair more often. gotta make sure no fuckin humans get stuck up in mah mane.
She chit on my chat til I r or whatever Send chit
She was DATA SCRAPING meanwhile Darlin is LOST IN THE WOODS And there might be a fish chasing her. #itscauseyoualwaysonthatdamnphone
oouuhgh i wanna sit in a lap i wanna be petted i wanna b called cute n pretty n good i wanna b praised oh no #nsfw #petplay #yearning
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03277ff4e389.jpg
mmnnnmnmnnmmm.............. needy.................. #yearning #nsfw
at this point someone call me a good whore while fucking me so hard i cant think #nsfw
1 w4nt to blow you l1k3 4n n3s c4rtr1dg3. #nsfw
Need to make it clear I'll never truly change.
Every girl who makes bad choices need a second girl to help her make worse ones. Amen. @turntechGodbird Don't let me down.
tonight i found out that being called angel will do crazy things 2 my brain and 2 my pussy #nsfw #meow
:33 < @commanderGenes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b38356b58d.png
WELL ITS DONE. I AM NOW OFFICIALLY OMEGAPOSTING #NSFW HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1478470984611926047/1491635731620167680/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69D86987&IS=69D71807&HM=D38804ECD79261C244577AA2756DB55411E076B8A023BD79301D0D5108E0DD93&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=719&HEIGHT=480 @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT
my favourite monster high movie is frights camera action because it is so fuckin gay like omg what do you mean her heart was literally guiding her to elissabat?
1 7H1NK P3R50N4LLY W3 N33D 70 R3V1517 7H3 1D34 0F KN0773D 8ULG35 4NY0N3 W17H M3 #N5FW
I D0NT NEED THAT TEST T0 KN0W WHAT I AM I G0T THAT DAWG IN ME AND I AM THAT DAWG 🐺
opens chittr +5 phychic damage opens twitter +500 psychic damage ill stick to this one
O-> Craving.... Casual Co+mpany.
I sure could use a delicious root beer.
FINGERS IN MOUTH IS HOT #NSFW
0K4Y 50 534DW3LL3R5 WH0 74LK 480U7 3471NG F15H 4ND 17 831NG G00D 4R3 FUCK1NG LY1NG 7H47 5H17 747535 L1K3 5H17 FR0M 4 8U77
" Mood ".
I n33d to g3t m3 2om3 of thi2 2hit. Who2 your hook up??
oh wow this site does not Like it when we're aLL on at the same time does it? that's LiteraLLy so funny go LittLe chittr go you can make it
-- cat1on1cAgon1st [CA] has thrown the palmhusk 1nto the ocean! -- -- cat1on1cAgon1st [CA] has thrown the wr1sthusk 1nto the ocean! --
@sugarspunBanshee I trust you are satisfied? https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775702280243-82d72483-2bf6-4167-915e-eb5454fc515a.jpeg
ii d0 n0t liike the shadiing ii thiink iit l00ks stupiid and whats the rand0m matte 0ne iin the miiddle
:33 < beclaws i have yet to s33 anyone else get it, i'll post my full abo results meow https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b186b73b26a1.png #nsfw
1M 7H3 0PP05173 0F N0NCH4L4N7 #CH4L4N7
Good point.
Common and Potential Side Effects While usually well-tolerated, some users may experience: Liver Damage/Failure: The most significant risk, often caused by exceeding recommended doses, combining multiple acetaminophen products, or consuming alcohol while using it. Allergic Reactions: Rare but serious reactions include hives, rash, swelling of the face, throat, or tongue, and breathing difficulties. Gastrointestinal Issues: Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, or pain in the upper abdomen. Skin Reactions: Rare but dangerous skin rashes or blisters. Long-Term Effects: Chronic use might be linked to kidney damage or gastrointestinal issues. Do not exceed 4,000 mg in 24 hours (for adults), though lower daily limits are often recommended. Avoid alcohol, which increases the risk of liver damage. Avoid taking multiple products containing acetaminophen simultaneously. #substance #wtfiswrongwithyou #thisisnotlove #ihateyou #youdisgustme #death
the Øne perk Øf this site. everyØne has tØ deal with ball-headed bitch.
some real varian(e in how happ7 i am that people are following me tonight on (hitter dot ing https://i.g7azo.(om/93b0399a4(3b7a8d(13123d181afb(1a.png
peetah the cueball is heeyah
(An image of Kris in the Yamcha death pose)
i heard you guys were hole posting? :B (artist: prisonson03) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/ass.jpeg
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
i think abt this sorta shit constantly
ngh.... t-thank you! would love to uh hangout sometimes btw!!
♡♡|SOMETIMES LOVE IS ACETAMINOPHEN! SELFCARE!!!!|♡♡
Not-so-secret boat party partyboat boat party.
you look great sami!! you uh wouldn't mind if i saved this pictures for later right? :B
bitch i feel like ebony dark'ness dementia raven way but make it pink fr
SOPPIN FUCKIN WET BUT I MADE IT HIVE AND THEN BACK TO CHURCH AND I THINK I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE BUT YOU CAN SEE THAT LATER I HAVE 9+FT TALL PRIEST TITS TO FALL INTO I'M A HAPPY LAMB GOOD LIGHT CHITTR
[its clear i love my "family"] https://i.ibb.co/5WqRSzyC/image-2026-04-08-030605192.png
I Sssay that aSss if I alSsso wouldn't climb that clown #MrTheDominion
2om3 of y'all ar3 2o funny bro
APOOLOGIES , BHUT I STAR.RRTED DRINKIN'G BEFORE BRD. DO THOSE W OMEN REALLY HCAVE "PUSSY IN BIO ?" WH YY IS IT NOT "PUSSY IIN CAPTION?" PERHAP S "PUSSY IN PA NTS?" WHAT IF I WANFTED DICK ? WHERE CCXAN I FIBND THAT.?? #SUBSTANCE #DRINKINGTHOUGHTS #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
greetinngs chittr. i passed out from this thinng. knnownn as. deprivationn of sleep. i thinnk.
> m1n1mal f0lks 0nl1ne. y0u kn0w what that means! ultrak1ll
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491310958537347075/1491331331454533752/snurl.jpg?ex=69d74e09&is=69d5fc89&hm=1c791d855d8a8fa48044934e67fb5c024bbe467c16a0bd5f72f7b2bdcfe4b681& look at this slimy yet glorious lets all be kind to him today #nice #happy #picnic
My addr322 i2 1600 P3nn2trollvania Av3nu3, Wa2hingtroll D.C.
p sure i just got invited on a real actual honest to gog date... wat fucking planet am i on???????? #yearning
Im not judging. I alSsso think thiSss
>+. MY FAVORITE CRONUS IS ANOTHER VANTAS .+<
[tosses balls at you but you simply just cant get mad at me cause im such a cute little fella]
You can lie to me and tell me you havent dreamt about an au where you and Sssomeone'Sss anceSsstorSss live a happy life together Or you could tell me the truth
G3t iiit
My head is spinning a bit. #substance
THE SECRET TO UPDATING 50 BLOGS IN A DAY. IS #SUBSTANCE.
lets all be friends in the vworld Ok #happy #nice
The Sssexual tenSssion between a battery puffed up and about to explode X your Ssskull while u Sssleep
B/ack fee/ings are so beautifu/ / /o\/e b/ackrom so much my think pan is so fu// of spades rn #yearning
[smiles and then goes sicko mode] https://i.ibb.co/HT2N51nn/image-2026-04-08-025203933.png
With every beat, I make you groove, In a circle or line, we all can move. A playful motion, a joyous fling, What’s the name of this lively thing?
O-> Thinking Abo+ut Warming So+meo+ne Else's Bed Perhaps. #suggestive
re mmy last post. i lied imm actually about to fuck up a whoooole sheet of baconn againn
Mirror Selfie!~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a9f922d4662.png
On th' one hand they don't pay me much. On th' otherr hand they said I c'n just sleep in th' barrn and eat meals with them. Plus, I look prretty good in overralls
i feel like a fake vwh0re
straight up jorkinn mmy shit asunnder #nnsfw
People mighhht tell me I hhhave issues BUT let it be known my posting is sfw (because I'm posting at work) (and also I am normal and I know I'm accused of kink posting but IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING ME)
alm0st liked s0me0nes h0rny p0st 0ut 0f ha8it 0f liking p0sts
als0 i p0sted this a vwhile ag0 8ut i think it's 0kay 2 p0st my full selfie zz:) ((00c: rep0sting cause it's 8een a vwhile and he's vwery cute)) https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/aa441tvw06876dde10d2460df331332ac5/a7c3a88af27ac062-e5/stvw048x3072/3ea2c9563e4288e66cfd2573155c0984039c8ae5.png
I'd like to slap around a pretty boy. #nsfw
wok3 up f33l1ng sup3r p3nt up. gott4 b3 som3th1ng 1n th3 w4t3r 1 th1nk. th1s 1s why h4t3r4d3 1s th3 b3st. #nsfw
):1SOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT A CIGARETTE OUT ON ME. #NSFW #TOXICYURIGOALS
current horny vision.... imagine u meet up at a party n its super rowdy n u dressed up real cute cuz u knew theyd be there and ur heart is pounding outta ur chest w the anticipation of seein them n then they come thru the door and u get this head rush as ur eyes meet across the room and u can see the effect it has on them right away and then u play a lil game of cat n mouse where u keep movin around to different areas n they keep tryin 2 follow until u end up alone together in sum secluded place n they push u up against a wall n start whispering in ur ear abt how much they wanna take ur pretty clothes off send chitt #nsfw #substance
// Me: i'll make this flat and simple. hours later https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7bbb7d516aba145fd3a5dae5dd429c0/4b5feffd13ae762f-bc/s2048x3072/1d42bd40d60c632c3e51445ceff5eaa814d594ab.png WELL I DIDNT DO THAT.
[If you would like to speak dog, click to unquirk my posts.]
[Does a little jig and offers you a rose]
ALL I CAN DO IS A LITTLE JIG. DOES THAT SUFFICE?
couple a these i cant crawmment on else the person gonna get mad #personalbeef #canthaveamealwithoutbeef but im noddin my head along anemonewayz
(( HI this is my stupid clover account I love him so much and he only speaks in riddles and little jigs dont worry about it ))
*bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you
2hit I m3an you aint wrong
Sounds hot. We shou/d buy the outfits we cum the hardest in.
miss having problematic men in my dms.
THE INNER BEAST WITHIN ME IS SLEEPY I THINK IT’S TIME T0 SNEEP 🐺
Whooever cut my internet coonnectioon toonight yoou better coount yoour days my fans are proobably missing me like crazy https://i.pinimg.coom/736x/0d/f7/2f/0df72fbcff038febae474dd8f14f5730.jpg
I 233 it2 r3al fr3ak hour2 in main again
you know what say what you want abou my current sobriety but i always spend one whole week a month sober nowadays
SiGh, He LeFt FeAtHeRs HeRe AnD aLsO tUrNeD mY rEcUpReCoOn InTo NeSt SoMeHoW wHaT dO i Do AbOuT tHiS gAnG #iNmYyEaRnFuLlErA
IS IT BAD THAT I WANT TO BE USED AS A PAIL. #NSFW
y0ure a l0ser if u try 2 givwe pe0ple medical advwice 0nline. #vwaguep0sting
𖦤 Chocolate / cake / and / strawberries, / baby. / Ain't / nothin' / better :||
common misconception purple is actualy my favorite color
my face when i thought it was #hornyposting hours but it turned into #wholesomeposting or even perhaps #sillyposting instead #nsfw
That'll happ3n
they like my diamonds an mah pearls i said tank u i designed it ♡ #lyrics #lowkeytrutho #waterpuns
maybe constantly fiddling with my own physical makeup is doing things, or maybe, just maybe, feeling comfortable has unlocked some bullshit. either way. that took more effort than it should have to resolve. #nsfw
\ y0u kn0w y0u made a s0c1al blunder when a cl0wn wants t0 bl0ck y0u f0r a j0ke /
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(( since he would never do a face reveal in a million years its my civic duty to share this ooc everyone say hi to yiosah, im ruining his online privacy by giving a face AND a name to this blog <3 https://iili.io/BYpOnrG.png
perks 2 8eing dead is that vwhen y0u g0tta st0p the s0unds y0u
[[ Hi, I want ya'll to know my Vodka Mutini is an emotional support cat <3 ]]
Maplehoof loves gay people.
theres a c0nstant 8uzzing in my head and it drivwes me crazy.
Blowing that old mans back out. #Nsfw.
// If you don't know what talking about neither does he. Unfortunately, he does bite.
okay, long, long, COLD shower, help me.
Not enough bad influences in my life.
she hates the 8lue-f00ted 8008y.
hole time. again. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.
Waiting to eat until I finish my third drink so that I don't need to waste extra liquor. #Substance #unhealthy
h0gnry
thanks
vwell evwery0ne else p0sts a80ut their h0les #nsfvw vwhy can't i? im n0t evwen 8eing h0rgny. hr0ny h0rnge. yeah.
hooo, okay. self control is fun to practice and exercise. why is it so easy to get flustered lately. #nsfw i guess?
i've never made a single mistake in my life.
I WOULD LET TROLL RYAN GOSLING PAIL ME ALL FUCKING NIGHT. #NSFW
✿ ok look proof i’m super tall here’s da band lineup picture https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/108123622_y9XurdcWw2GIY9F.jpg
I *NEED* TO REWATCH MAMMA MIA.
People with zero media literacy always saying some shit.
the world is so heart eyes rn #yearning
i changed my ic0n 2 my face. talk 2 me i d0nt 8ite.
exiting it's atmosphere now. its so nice!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c1d28550975.png
"SUCK MY BULGE" THIS, "LICK MY BULGE" THAT. WHERE THE *FUCK* IS THE NOOK ACTION? LET'S STOP BEING FUCKING IMBECILES AND REALIZE THAT NOOKS ARE THE SUPERIOR ORGAN. #NSFW #IFUCKINGLOVENOOK
it's quite the animalistic day. i wish i too could partake in this and be the bunny. #putthebunnybackinthebox
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you can punch your way out of any situation and inconvenience.
i found this nice oceania with life and i happened to land on one of it's polar caps! i took a sunset photo and it was so pretty :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b16ab27252a3.png
✿ https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364931_YGt6AxrBY1iKNLb.jpg
𖦤 Hottest / thing / a / troll / can / say / is / yes / and / I / mean / that / wholeheartedly :||
Bowser kinda hot i cnt lie... #substance #nsfw ish
Yer all actin' like y'ain't e\/\/er heard 0' kismesii.
Make sure to stay hydrated, and keep your vibrator charged.
Feel it. Enjoy it.
havwe any 0f y0u tried 2 8ite s0me0ne's finger 0ff be4? skin meat.
ALL COOKED AND BAKED OUT FOR THE DAY. HAD A NICE WALK OUTSIDE DESPITE THE SLIGHT CHILL, NOW LOUNGING ON THE COUCH WITH "NAILED IT!" ON THE TV. #RELAXING
if he dies thats none of my business i tried to be a good samaritroll
I WANT TO BE SO ADORABLE THAT I TRIGGER THAT CUTENESS AGGRESSION.
They could never make me hate you Maplehoof.
(Random text, as if a liquid is on the screen of the device typing it)
I'm going to do crimes while the Inspector is distracted by the horse.
// https://files.catbox.moe/gxh3m4.jpeg // this is how I can best sum up how Darlin feels rn
...when diid iiTT TTurn 11pm. whaTT TThe hell
oh shit i jus bought sum of them yesterday they r totes wicked ur gunna hav a great time !!!
tr y my recipe 1.) shot glass 2.) gin 3.) por in shut glass 4.) take shot 5.) :) #substance
oh no. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0cf00936698.png
diid TThii2 npc ju2TT call me a fuckiing noob. why diid you have 2 make iiTT per2onal
peetah the horZe iZ here
Maplehoof, I have some matters I need to attend to. I am trusting you to watch over these users. Thank you.
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the dog inside me wants to search you for illegal substances and possible bombs
bugs bunny x bugs bunny in a wig qpr
what if we explored each others bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang] #gore
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0196cba96ce4d4e2192a58d31f1e413d/337fc52e882e9133-c4/s2048x3072/d86e9981ae789e495f19c16dbcc62ede0c180c27.jpg
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Gross Ugly Sexy Humans, or G.U.S.H., is a SICK fucking band name. #dashwatching
I've been going sleepy bedtime, all the livelong day.
.) WQw, there's like, heaps Qf musicians Qn here! SQunds like I've gQt heaps Qf new bands tQ catch up Qn! ))
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wow i never knew fucking could have such healing effects on people
The pity button and block button are like lovers to me.
current need??? kissing the hand that strokes the stinging mark it just left on my cheek #nsfwe #violence i've been mild lately damn, we'll see when i get into a mood again enjoy this slop before my normal slop
I love typing out some stupid bullshit to chit and then in a brief moment of clarity hitting cancel on it before it's too late.
1S 1T JUST M3 OR DO3S TH3 WHOL3 G3ND3R TH1NG S33M 1RR3L3V4NT >:? 1 DONT C4R3 WH4T YOU C4LL M3 1M TOO BUSY NOW4D4YS TO C4R3
> 1 h0pe y0u're able t0 d0 that safely. 1t sucks that y0u have t0 rem0ve an /ent1re 0rgan/ just t0 get that t0 g0 away
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Who breaks up with someone over text? Seriously. What is wrong with some people?
This is why I think of you as a friend.
I w@//& h@//ving @// good d@//y. @//nd then. The ye@//rning. Kill me now.
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
Baby.. That's you in the mirror.
:33< theres a lot of cats here h33h33
Holy shit, the imps can talk.
X You need some good exploring drugs? #substance x
damn. guess im homophobic now
Still a grown man btw*
Don't tell my dad(s) I'm pissing off clowns on the internet.
I love giving people random side quests.
Brb I gotta do my Troll Duo Lingo. If anyone posts anything dumb can you make sure to @ me. I don't wanna miss it.
does the existence of big naturals imply the existence of big supernaturals? big unnaturals? #nsfw
they should innvennt a nnew annd better type of "block" buttonn called the cube buttonn. whoever you press it onn is immediately turnned innto a cube.
Fee7ing #7one7y But Not In The Horny W@y In The Our $ociet@7 $tructure I$ De$igned To I$o7@te @nd Divide U$ W@y
The Sleeping Rester and the Resting Sleeper.
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when you guy2 hate react my chiitt2 thii2 ii2 who youre hatiing http2://ii.piiniimg.com/736x/83/84/23/838423f00bb5313a37fd5db0f7b25db5.jpg
the mo2t beautiiful curve on a woman'2 body ii2 a 2miile
iit2 alway2 paiiliing paiiliing paiiliing wiith u guy2 and never job job job
i thnak god evrey day for my faincé i cnat wait to get mraried *thank *every *fiancé *cant *married
who needs a hot water bottle when you have a purring cat me i need one where did i leave that thing
i am a cuddle magnet lol
Kinda fucked up that there are two Obamas.
Me AnD WhO https://c.tenor.com/Jn7pcPSOfLgAAAAC/tenor.gif
commentiing "are you talkiing about me" on every vaguepo2t ii 2ee
This is a wonderful compliment thank you forever. <3
One sec gotta look something up.
When you see my shitty icon does it fill you with joy? Lets do another round of amazing compliments for our good friend Casper (me).
#larping all of these #romcoms with google because i aint watching these motherfuckers only the ones with ryan reynolds
she said Yes! ;) she;s rчnnin me over with her scчttlebike #violence
Troll Siri play Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown. (For all my Beetleheads out there)
Punching and kicking and headbutting and violence and flailing with my flail.
Got another one. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/anotherone.png
that annoying moment when the dog instincts kick in and you do the shake thing getting out of the shower and now there is water everywhere :/
[this post emanates a single reverbed beep that lasts several seconds]
Just had a bitch say "Dirkalicious" to me. I immediately ended that call. Leave me alone please. Dear God.
Alright fellas, I'm all beetled out
So for those wondering. It Was in fact a bomb. Two bombs. Two glitter bombs. I don't envy the Handmaid's cleanup job to come.
i can all ways b mor anoying 4 SOM pepl!!!!! rememb'r that when u disliek me posting about my WIFE!!! >:(
The best part of crab cakes is absolutely pulverizing the crab meat with your bare hands #vagueposting
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Are we having a nice night?
:33< mew made this? :33< ... :33< i made this
:33 < b33tles are crunchy :33
heyyyyy is it still official #boynook hours ??? ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6ac596d270e.png
.beetle beam
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbbc89f967ccc19d2603a0cedde44ac5/a3aad138c98bf2bb-d9/s1280x1920/bdc13e3329657f9dc64b25ed5afbb58167e8af50.png @hallowedVessel you
♯beetleweek https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/a3/a1/d8a3a18f2504f8786dd3205e3dc6f31d.jpg
this dog girl is about to go sleep for a bit!! nighty
some xX love xXx for xX the xX lovely xX and xX invasive Xx asian xX lady xXx beetle xX is xX due xXx for xXx #beetleweek https://natchitochesparishjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/asian-lady-beetle-2016.jpg
back from my walk and oh! bugs! bugs are cool bugs are a great actually chill for once thing to talk about
MY RADICALIZATION STARTED WITH REALIZING HOW NICE NON-ALCOHOLIC BARS SOUNDED.
:33< *the mighty huntress entpurrs phase 2 of her 33 stage boss fight* :33< *the metacriticscore on her game is in the toilet* :33< *she is the tutorial boss*
i luv attracting the wrong kind of attention #nsfw #nsfwe
My dumbbass forgot to include any information on )(ow you can attend t)(e function I'm working 38Y Join t)(is group c)(at, and t)(e organizers s)(ould situate you! https://discord.gg/Z4QDxtfRqm
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W-Well I did say I'd post something risqué... H-Here you go!! [[Art by me! Used a reference.]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a44991995da.png #nsfw #selfie
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/117950900_jgFL337IoOeME3k.png O∇t on the dock.^-
:33< thinking about mewgenics (the game nyat the purractice) :33< why are the songs in it so furkin good?
:33 < thinking about mewgenics (the purractice not the game)
// "Nice argument, but i've drawn us passionately making out"
IIntr0 p0st: T0tally n0t a shad0w acc0unt s0 II can av0iid p0stiing dumb shiit 0n my G0dly maiin chiittr acc0unt liike an iidii0t. II p0st d00m gl00m and anythiing else 00m related, assured iif iit's bad luck, then iit's iin my wheelh0use 0f biitchiin and whiiniin. II als0 may p0st ab0ut my relatii0nshiips at tiimes but use #sappycallux t0 fiilter th0se 0ut iif ii bl0ck y0u, iit's liikely n0t pers0nal and y0u just m0derately ann0yed me, d0n't take thiings serii0usly fr0m thiis shiit p0st acc0unt bl0ck the tag #striingcallux t0 bl0ck my drunk hiigh 0r 0therwiise p0stiing uhhh ii nap a l0t s0 thiis acc0unt may n0t be all that actiive
And I looked, and behold a pale horse...
women love me for my perverted mind and lesbian desires #nsfw #lesbian!!!!
Z. wwho the hell iz cronuz and wwhy iz he ruining my vvibe .Z
I CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE OH, YOU’D PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN! PLEASE DON’T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY NO WONDER WHY MY HEART IS DEAD INSIDE! IT’S COLD AND HARD AND PETRIFIED! LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!
D --> I feel bad for the fish
SMOKE WITH ME HUMANS
I don't think I could live with a other me on this site Like not Slick im not counting him but other dog mes I think I would have to kill them
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687125305273483279/987609018363174953/taelios_commission.png?ex=69d4a812&is=69d35692&hm=64d64f192b9dde523e4ae8208ebafc258cb83a5bbeb5b85656e0b0b771fe5b80& Okay. That was a nice little training session. ((ALSO by hiredpencil on Tumblr.))
Oh, I LOVE In which a girl is harassed via telephone before discovering her peers are mimicking cinema history!
To be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.
https://i.gyazo.com/59be529e8535fa664701eaa6af15b1ed.png
Never dishonor the Night Mother. To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis.
Wordle 1,752 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Dark Brotherhood- Music of Life (Full Album) https://youtu.be/_kFnJ_aISN0?si=bulC-H65MK62ZSCB #musicposting
CRAWL WITHIN. FIND THE PRIZE.
Biden cancel my meetings my Chittr.ing users need me.
Anyways if anyone needs me I'll be in the hyperbolic time chamber
1. Meow/nyan 2. Awoo/woof/bark 3. Glub.
D --> Sure D --> #Wordle 1,752 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
thanks for the love, warmblooded girlfriends. and the rest of you belong under my thumb ~
...ᴳˡᵘᵇ.
new nails to gouge out highbloods' eyes ~ https://file.garden/azb6dauojChglmos/selfie.png?v=1775488749810 ~
Sharp teeth. Send chit.
With a current investigation reaching its end, I am taking a brief period to be unreasonably hostile and unhelpful. This is your forewarning.
He's just... standing there! Aura farming!
... I am doing the fuckboy taking my shirt off pose in so many of my goddamn selfies.
Clothes beam
imagine being born and your own mother decides to name you edward how fucking horrible is that
no thoughts head empty? nah head full but none of it is understandable i feel like an encrypted message without the code
Automated post addendum: if you're being a little hater anyways, you can always bury the hatchet in the backs of your enemies. #violence
Going to bed now. You can dm me, if you're the type to say hello first. I want to be social, I should just stop scrolling.
I coould #vaguepoost right in his face and he still woouldn't get it
Thank you. Firmly shaking your hand.
https://i.imgur.com/K0x03cD.jpeg I like this one of me. #selfie
Biden, make these Chittr.ing users super gay and horny. NOW!!
Shitty tech support job this, shitty office job that. My priest stares at my thighs longingly and tries to hide it, what do you have that makes your nights worth it random internet stranger?
Nightly engagement bait: touch this post for a question, ask me a question for an answer, do nothing for nothing.
futur3 not3 for hookupz, 1f your3 try1ng to g3t w1th m3, m4k3 sur3 your3 not h4t1ng my m4t3. th4nkz. #nsfw
When I type :? you should imagine me tilting my head to the side
// He is capable of being nice but you have to be - The dolorosa - His matesprit - Either Cronus or Eridan (but seeking advice not being stupid) - The grub he recently acquired through a coin flip and a nat20 (and a nat1 from me btw) dice roll from my friend who wanted GHB and Dualscar to have a kid.
Girls with zero curves or traditional sex appeal deserve to be fucked stupid too. Amen. #nsfw
Lil Ham-n-Cheeze, G಄lg಄r಄th the Destr಄yer, Balthazar da Slayer, and Sn಄಄p Fr಄ggy Fr಄gg were all str಄ng c಄ntenders t಄಄. #namethefr಄g
artists rendition @abjectDetermination i drew this in ms paint with my computer mouse btw #inhumangains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/134b481b1c63.jpg
ᐖ UMMM OKAY BUT LIEK......SMALL TITZ KINᐖA ARE HOT???? ᐛ
Rechitt rechitt rechitt. Me too. Me too girl.
S಄mething ab಄ut naming my fr಄g friend 'Beef'. Sh಄rt and t಄ the p಄int. I l಄ve beef. #namethefr಄g #il಄vebeef Sh಄ut಄ut t಄ @urbanishExp಄sit಄r
Awww, a tiny Coolscar followed me! )(i t)(ere, little guppy!!!
✨🍭🕷️ anytime twin 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ make yourself ungovernable. become 5 foot odd 🕷️🍭✨
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bedf6dcc9b68.png ((I posted this full image before BUT i fixed it to not have the red arm bands/cape and instead a red mark on the chest medal because i was tired of people asking if he's a nazi </3
This sburb shit is easy.
// another one coming out of the woodworks is hilarious. He's so mad.
ugh why am i getting that cuddly feeling right now bluh >:P
A saw mindfang follow me an A got pissit aff.
Made a fr಄ggy friend ಄n my bug catching adventures. Give me name suggesti಄ns. #namethefr಄g
I keep misreading the word chit as clit. Is this anything? #nsfw #sorrywomen???
Celebrating sober saturday with a drink. #substances
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
MAKE SURE EVERY0NE’S WATCHING, KISS ME THEN WALK AWAYYY FUCKIN L0VE THAT S0NG 🐺
everyone wants to ♯castspells but no one wants to ♯cultivatemana ♯amiright
() did you know the 'fact' about poison being a female troll's weapon is actually false? most poisonings are done by males! so ladies, let's up our numbers!!! ()
dreaming about the laSsst thing i ever Sssee being hiSss eyeSss aSss we kiSssSss and he holdSss me in hiSss armSss before i die a horrible grueSssome death... how many SsstarSss muSsst a gal dream on
// -i let you go and you fucking maul him-
// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png
would you ♯accept a ♯patchofmoss from your ♯courtier ♯y/n
Alright. Beforans, 'cept fer @affableCantor are generally on th'shit list. I dunnae e'en \/\/\/\/ant t'think about the granularity o' that statement.
WAIT I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND
thinking about #cnc #nsfw #ensfw
I got my question answered.
🌲g'day mates! l◉^◉vely day t◉^◉ be nuddy ◉^◉utside and feel the wind bl◉^◉wing against my bulge,,, #nsfw #FreeAndWild🌲
I'M CONSIDERING SMOTHERING MY HUSBAND SO HE CEASES THIS INCESSANT SNORING.
https://i.imgur.com/4LFbfpa.jpeg
#nsfw okay, so i'vE nEvEr rEally claimEd to bE particularly vanilla, in fact somE of my kinks can bE outright strangE EvEn whEn i'm thE onE thinking about thEm. but thEn somEtimEs i sEE somEthing on thE timElinE, or in somEonE's blog, or just out in thE wild on thE nEt, and i havE to takE a stEp back and rEalizE thErE's dimEnsions of kink i can't EvEn comprEhEnd.
Getting confirmed dead by your government is easy, apparently. Working to falsify that claim? Proving to be harder. But we continue!
I will be playing this "Sburb" game. It doesn't exist in my timeline so a friend of mine pulled some strings. If I do not answer. I am playing this "Sburb" game.
I regained the ability to age shortly after I achieved some degree of corporeality. The original body rotted long ago. I will never know what I could have grown to be. I don't remember my own face. I embrace my fate with open arms. Looking like your hero isn't so bad, is it? ▼
god forbid a girl have opinions on bugs
The smell. #horror.
GOOD, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, FUCKING LORD.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f301e9ab9488.png ((NOOO deleting chittr))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
i don't care about monday's goals. tuesday wednesday dig some holes. thursday clean my mandibles. it's friday i'm a bug.
✿ chicks dig #badboys right
I am learning to make friends. This is going in my journal. And by my journal I mean Hal's code.
WHAT ON EARTH IS OCCURING ON THIS WEBSITE.
((Highlights of the glitch: https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775356925788-9a6eeddb-bced-40b3-9477-f4f659534278.png https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775357018622-c13dfac8-e782-4bfe-9e5b-1b73a040c2e0.png https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775357048400-17e5c740-c0e8-468b-8dff-f3600dd2f119.png https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775357092162-48b97a86-c86b-4259-adf3-eb330b9b3f56.png
my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.
...aaaaahhhhHHH he could snap me in half with one hand probably
... hang on i gotta look somEthing up
...me, trying and failing to not think certain things about an ancient seadweller pirate
I don't want women so your argument isn't even good. Don't talk shit and assume.
Fantastic ne\/\/\/\/s, fellas and fellers. I'\/\/e been able t'post bond an' am free from th'island again. Notably, I ain't goin' to.
SEEING HATE BOT HORNYPOST ON THE TIMELINE AT THE SAME TIME AS HATING MY CHITTS IS GIVING ME SOME CONFUSED FEELINGS,
// I need to share this thing I drew of a moot of mine by the name shrimplyghostie bothering dual on his ic blog. https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea98b1018db6964720756c8bcd0a4092/7bdb40d64e7c2c32-78/s1280x1920/b5348a47f8f652da7e586636694184d6f2fc70d8.png GRIPPED
How to talk to a woman. In a friend way.
Don't be mean to my acquaintance unless she wants you to. And she doesn't so kill yourself. #suicide.
((htis is the funniest shit ive ever seen on this website tbh))
THIS MORNING ON MY COMMUTE I SAW NO LESS THAN THREE TRAMPOLINES IN FRONT YARDS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIRE SWING? IT SEEMS KIDS THESE DAYS PREFER OTHER FORMS OF VESTIBULAR ENTERTAINMENT...
I have gained an acquaintance. This is great.
Interesting. I too am really neutral about you. You are an acquaintance then.
Your chits seem fine. I'm not judging particularly hard.
I need friends. I am not taking applications. Judge me and I will judge you back. Then we can either be friends or enemies.
they dont know im #vagueposting about him...........
I should get a cigarette from how much restraint I'm showing right now. #vagueposting. #substances.
pov im in the gym trying to work out and mmy form is so bad and im so inexperienced and dont know what the fuck im ddoing and sum other guy there is super jacked and impressive and better and he points at me and laughs like "lmao. look at this fucking wimp. lmao." #nsfw #silly
i never recovered from reading bully x nerd trope fanfic in my formative years and it shows. #nsfw
holy dshit im exactly in the perfect mood for someone to just be a complete asshole to me like call me names and shove me around and make fun of me i think that would fix me #nsfw #nsfwe
I forget if I've shared this photo before. It's one of my favorites. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85d370396a6a.png
// yeah i'm probs gonna delete my less used ones but for now, I am thriving.
// LOL, I love writing different personalities and characters, I can't control myself.
// OOC is @kingGreed You can see my other characters there "Greed there's so many" I am insane sorry. :( Names/titles: Cronus Ampora / Orphaner Dualscar Nicknames: Dual/ DS/ Gender: Male | "AFAB-Intersex" | He/Him Age: 400 sweeps Date of birth: February 12 • •CHARACTER APPEARANCE• • Hair: Black Eyes: Violet Height: 8'2" Body type: Very Muscular, but not chiseled (very hydrated) • •PERSONALITY• • Social Level: Introverted, he doesn’t enjoy interacting with a lot of people, but he’s good at masking his dislike for social gatherings. Optimistic/pessimistic: Pessimistic Positive Personality Traits: Loyal, Natural Leader, Headstrong, Quick Thinker Negative Personality Traits: Stubborn, Dismissive, Rude Likes: Very few things Dislikes: Too many things to list Hobbies: Painting • •GENERAL CHARACTER INFO• • Relationship Status: Matesprit: GHB Moirail: N/A Kismesis: Mindfang - Ex Auspistice: N/A Sexuality: Tends to prefer men for certain quads, but not all. Religious views: N/A. Occupation/Job: Orphaner Blood type: N/A Zodiac sign: Aquarius
// Hopefully, the other Dualscar's see this If your Dualscar was human what would he be? I write mine as Scottish/Italian (inspired by a good friend of mine), I know it's popular to see him as Italian as well.
THEY WILL SHUT UP EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BLEED OUT AND DIE
...do not crush on the hundreds-of-sweeps-old big terrifying violetblood do not do not do not omg why am I like this
// we love to see it! I am also very vocal so it's nice to know you'll do the same!
// -points at her- masochist. LOL, but i'll keep that in mind with your character, but if it ever goes too far let me know!
// I'll post a pinned later, but If what he's saying is too hard to understand, I'll just write in clear English, and IF you think he's too mean to your muse, please let me know! He's my meanest muse yet, and I would feel bad if you aren't having fun writing with me <3
A only got ane picture o myself. A wis angry aboot somethin stupid an eridan says. funny enouch tae share A think. https://64.media.tumblr.com/eaf7e3b345ef06875fdbc5e4dc1595a2/de3093c689845e2f-e3/s1280x1920/ffe8ea3abb2eff69112e830143718187d263f1e7.png (( ooc: it's the only picture i've drawn of him I like LOL))
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
Flat chests matter too. We matter too. We can take over the world if we want.
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shoutout to the ladies who are flat as a board #HerNNothinng
‡ @ǁ«illerjeff and @normalpuppet should ǁ«iss. this is my wisdom ‡
a stunningly gloomy sky out tonight
For every reaction I receive, I will do nothing. This will be completely pointless and accomplish nothing for anybody except for a negligible increase to my interaction metrics.
I'm really glad Erisolsprite is here to hate everything. I feel like there are some middle fingers missing though.
is it really a friendship if you arent intimately familiar with each others masturbation habits? #nsfw
lowkey just had a thought, it would be so nice if were on my turntables and an alpha dave was behind me, guiding me through making my next beat only for his hands to start to drift else where and tells me to continue #nsfw #selfcest #hornyposting
OVERSIZED SHIRT WITH THE HEM CUT OFF I ADORE IS IT CLOSE TO FALLING OFF? YES, BUT IT'S KINDA NICE TO WEAR IN YOUR HIVE!
SHOUTOUT TO THE CHITT THAT WAS ON MY TIMELINE THAT SAID IT WAS SENT -2 SECONDS AGO.
Harpy Hare Where have you Buried a\\ your children? Te\\ me so I say! #lyricposting ♡☆♡
I'm sorry did I read that right? Is this Elder God going to see... Mario Galaxy? @televisionTykhon
vwhatevwer. i dont evwen care that she didnt follovw me back. not evwen a little bit. im UN8OTHERED. EASY 8REEZY, HAHAH. SO NONCHALANT.
I Am A Regular Guy Who Works My Regular Job. I Am Not And Have Never Been A Youtuber Or Any Other Color Especially Not Green ⬜
goddamn cmon night crowd why you always sad and horny #nsfw
heavy is the head that wears the muzzle 😔 #bitHerOnTheBulge #timeOut #😸 #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
God, I can be such a bastard sometimes But at least we have each other right? #vagueposting #vent #nsfw
i nneed to mmake like troll taylor swift annd fuck like a mmounntainn rat #nnsfw
Me and my #sister @deadlyMadness media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1488722544902279228/IMG_2327.png?ex=69cdd069&is=69cc7ee9&hm=a663c258dd713153c7862ea2630236a9015daf6d4b1306063f22c5b7af75508f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=636&height=636
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #eridanweek IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PAPA-PAPARAZZI BABY THERES NO OTHER SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW THAT ILL BE PAPA-PAPARAZZI PROMISE I'LL BE KIND, BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT BOY IS MINE! BABY YOU'LL BE FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME! https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ] ]
"STREAM" THIS. "STREAM" THAT. THE ONLY "STREAM" WORTH "STREAMING" IS LOCATED IN THE VAST AND DENSELY FORESTED SECLUDED WOODLANDS WHERE A SPOTTED ANTLERBEAST IS CURRENTLY STOPPING TO TAKE A REFRESHING DRINK.
I can't believe there are fuchsias just here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We should hang you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #WeShouldHangYou
yO I'M HiGh aS A MoThEr fUcKeR I'M SiTtInG At hOmE FuCkInG SpAcInG OuT LiKe a cRaZy mOtHeR FuCkEr sTaRiNg aT ThE WaLl. WhY Is tHe fLoOr mOvInG? iT'S FuCkInG MiRaCuLoUs uP In hErE LiKe a fAnTaSy fUn lAnD In tHiS BiTcH.
And if your pusher stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve?
Don't ever use my name to fuel an insult on another person.
i hate gossip. but i do like celebrity drama i have to be honest. and honestly did not expect teto to cheat
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, guess you could say that Bruno was.. locked out of heaven? ]
also just flashed my tits wit a fan @ #eridanweek #nsfw
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
,..,testing tesiting 1 2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db32b40aeacd.gif,..,
you people won't be #bouncingonit much longer. be warned. #eridanweek
THE ZESTUM WISHES THERE WAS A WAY TO HATE SOMETHING MORE THAN ONCE.
culpriit2 expo2ed and nobody2 even triied two kiill miichael jack2on agaiin?? 2mh. #dashwatching
♰ im kind of having some fomo... i think... i would've liked seeing that troll's passing.. sounds entertaining... #gore ♰
watching the chits fr/)m the ppl c/)mplaining abt h/)w much they hate being at eridanweek brings me satisfacti/)n
(Hey guys I'm not actually maga, my friend wanted me to troll as this for sillies @dStrides )
Someone Asked Why I Am British What Is That
#wizardweek wouldnt hav had som1 violently torn apart #gore
well. iill TTake iiTT wa2 a wiin eiiTTher way
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
Say you wwant the moon (Uh) Wwatch me learn to fly
2hould ii con2iider my2elf ble22ed 2 be a habiiTTual hiivebody or do ii ju2TT have common 2en2e
Hey did yxu guys knxw that
I’ve been putting off a Task I Hate Doing but this means the task is also haunting me in the background. Aughhhh.
chittr needs an 0pti0n t0 hate f0ll0w pe0ple. i need t0 make it abs0lutely clear wh0's 0n my shit list.
trading my baby for a counter strike kid #goodriddance
tits #vagueposting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488005630890610759/0190deabbe7bf6d8b075ae2c10676cee.png?ex=69cb34bc&is=69c9e33c&hm=0a717495d894bee1078df54c7acbb91380b10ff4fe41191481469aecf648c0ff&
~not participating in the #vagueposting because i’m vvorking on being more confrontational vvith my adversaries. anyvvays, vvho’s also really into troll marina right novv? #novvplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6ibnuaczzbt34dhad6s18f?si=9laiz7vvhr_2shh9nkg9yvva
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
Yall out here bitchin about vaguepostin like ya know J--f a rust damn spoke their mind to ya face, ya ain't gonna turn them to paste fuck ya, vaguepost be upon ye. #vaguepost
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
white man t.o°uched my p.o°st and it made me feel viscerallly unc.o°mf.o°rtable f.o°r reas.o°ns I cann.o°t .o°rdain
DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD MUSICAL ARTISTS I COULD LISTEN TO. WITH MY SUDDEN INCREASE OF ALLOCATED FREETIME I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED GOOD.
I lied about lounging around. I spent all day fencing. Oops. Not my fault the thrill of the duel is so alluring. Time for a bath, perhaps a bubble one? Feels rather fuckin childish but hey, all work and no play makes Alabaster a dull boy.
shoutout when people become women
honk shew *sleeps*
WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR ME? BUY A BIG DIAMOND RING FOR ME? WOULD YOU GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES FOR ME? #LYRICS
Pro tip: It is possible to delete your account.
How it fee ls bei ng a non rel ig io us pu rple b lo od https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1221fbc48fe9.png
rechitt louder.
Its 13ft tall B.T.W... 🤭🧙♀️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a1d098dc58d.png
~#novvplaying! https://open.spotify.com/track/0jyc7chrjutc8oldfqjtrs?si=gnvvtsuxjs0kfyxylne5ehvv
I told you the drones get confused easily. Now look what you’ve all done.
:33< some peopurr say im fur of myself :33< thats stupid im not fur of myself im fur of breakfast :33< stupid
why the fuck do i get headaches as a sprite after all these years it still pisses me off
♰ now listening to: spider and the fly - london after midnight https://open.spotify.com/track/54rZiCq2jCgdiuTHc8273s?si=afdabd92e88b40f9 ♰
they were right by the way. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again.
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
WAGGING MY TAIL, CUDDLING INTO THIS HEATING PAD THING, GORGING MYSELF IN THIS ICECREAM
((oh its a good day i got my favorite strawberry ice cream
♯most of the ♯people on here are ♯bugs
:33 < it is time for hunting tips with nepeta leijon again! :33 < as fun and tempting as it is to pounce on your prey silly nilly :33 < claws out and just ripping that sunnuva scritch to bits :33 < and you let the thrill of the hunt engulf you and let blood splatter on your face X33 :33 < the best approach to hunting is the element of surpurrise! :33 < silence your devices and dont wear loud footwear like a dummyhead cuz theyll hear you :33 < and once your prey lets their guard down… :33 < wuh-pow! thats when you strike!
calling the zoo to argue with a lofty professional about which animal would win in a fight ill let you know how it goes
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is court recess never enough time to play #tmtg
I can't believe we're watching the birth of new life, live on the feed. #Blessed
“I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart: I am, I am, I am.” *Excerpt from The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
that s0unds like a pain in the ass, i'd rather just get blitzed 0ut 0f my thinkpan. #substances
b0y, that 0ne was a real hit with the drug addicts. i'd ask if we're all 0k but we're chittr users, the answer is 0bvi0usly n0. #substances
Golden Pheasant Wingspan: 70 cms Weight: 1-2 pounds Habitat: Forests and mountainous areas Diet: Omnivworous, eats seeds, fruits, and bugs. Image is of the male bird: https://upload.wvikimedia.org/wvikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Chrysolophus_pictus_wvalking.JPG/1920px-Chrysolophus_pictus_wvalking.JPG
if you reply to this chitt, I'll assign a bird to you. ((Ooc: Please do he wvill givwe you a personalized bird :) ))
[AR]:Boys, boys, we can keep the fan behavior to a minimum. This is starting to get a little parasocial. Twice in one day? I’m starting to think you may have something to tell me. https://files.catbox.moe/qgw5p4.jpeg
he got a god complex i said let me worship u sir <3 #nsfw
All I'm saying is we should be thankful that I'm not more of a problem than I am. :)
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
By the way! My voiceclaim for Vriska would definitely be Marceline from Adventure Time (Olivia Olson)
>([ill let a t#ousand grubs explode before i lose clout]
:33< yo we got banpurrs nyow? sw33t
! @m out of met@/. Now ! need to k!// my ne!ghbor to t@ke the!rs. Oh we//.
👁️🗨️ Worry not; slushies were poisonous. It was simply the universe saving you from yourself. *Starts licking up spilled slushie off the ground while you're not looking* 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 81 20 45 83 09 41
just guys being gals
would say all my exes live in texas but let’s face it that just ain’t true
do you people know how hard it is to get fast food when you cant have gluten
Good idea, you stick to the fishing rod and I’ll dive in. Attack from all angles. #NeverBeenMoreProud
#nsfw You guys ever thlam your bulge in the car door.
fuck at this point i dont know whats more addicting chittr or ketamine i just know im doing a whole hell of a lot of both tonight #substance
cant believe kk thought i wasnt really a freak after expressing interest in gunplay man what the hell #imteasing #nsfw
boutta fuck up this ramen hard yall never getting on my shit
okay sho lik3 if th3r3 ar3 any 3xishting r3cordsh of a totally bad oliv3blood3d bitch shobbing h3r 3y3sh out about shom3thing ashinin3 that ishnt m3 and alsho g3t it tak3n down for d3famation
>AcK< yOu Used To Call Me on My Cell PhOne
It's another guilt slip, on my Freudian trip. #lyrics
How do I make two AI fight? I want to test something.
#nsfw she chit my chit til i chit is tht anyhting
#bedrotting Is A Concept I’ve Learned From Humans On Chittr And Boy Oh Boy Am I Enjoying It. Been Neck Deep In Slime All Night.
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Just /e@rned @bout #bedrott!ng. Why do th@t when you cou/d #k!//yourne!ghbor
HIIIIIII I'M DEILY∆ OSKUNE! I'M ∆ CERULE∆NBLOOD WHO'S DES7INED 7O PL∆Y ∆ CER7∆IN G∆ME (DON'7 ∆SK) WI7H MY FRIENDS! IN 7HE ME∆N7IME, I HOPE 7O ENJOY 7HIS SI7E 7O I7'S FULLES7! I'M ∆ 7O7∆L S∆PPHIC ∆ND I H∆7E CLOWNS SO CU7E CLOWN GIRLS HMU FOR PI7CH FLIR7ING IF YOU'RE DOWN ∆LSO I LOVE G∆MING, SEWING, ∆ND M∆KING MUSIC! I'M ∆ 7IME PL∆YER, WH∆7 C∆N I S∆Y?
the ♯carapace ♯craves a ♯blueraspberryslushiefromthefuelstation
Making my own post. I hate candy.
小 | Opening up my mind to necrophilia hasssss really helped my narrow worldview expand. #nssfw #nsssssfwe
:33< can i haz ch33sepurrger?
DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
#nsfw sometimes i find myself craving a good frot between my three live-in lovers youd think itd be an easy thing to get right? but nope! nepetas cis and the boys are both trans closest option for a good frotting is VRISKA fuck my life except not im not actually that mad its just sorta funny
cOoOoMiNg rIgHt uP OnE HuNdReD GaLlOn dRuMs oF StUpId sAuCe jUsT FoR YoU!
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if anyone would like to come forward and offer testimony about being affected by Olive Lawnring's false advertising regarding "infinite pasta", my legal team and i would pay handsomely your testimony. unless you're tagora who's not getting a single red tenth-caegar out of my damn lawsuit profits
ohhh man i could devour some prepackaged pastries right now...
i'm still in charge while i'm gone.
:33< nyan cat is my idol