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i love having a ✟v in ✟he au✟oshop lmao
iim posstiing thiiss aand then ii aam pretendiing ii diidn't posst thiiss. ((ooc: ii sstaarted thiiss aa week aago lol but ii thiink iit lookss good)) httpss://64.mediiaa.tumblr.com/c0907174b966aa14b04edb12c53791fbd/173111f98b9c0aa87-f2/ss1280x1920/225e3aafaae111271aac4aa2beefeb62026daa4c6aabaae.png
do you ever just feel a random pain in your chest and immediately you're like "my time has come"
online for twwo seconds an theres already another me garnerin some kinda cull squad wwhat the fuck evven happened
can't be|ieve that one of the |ast things i read with my thoughts my own is a vio|etb|ood being gross & weird about a|iens who may or may not have tai|s why why why was it that chit?!
Nyrita to+ld me to+ po+st this so+ I ho+pe I did it right. This is what I lo+o+k like https://i.imgur.co+m/PkvgBfs.png
It wvas a good try, kid.
what;s the right thing to do if someone finds a lost meowbeast spawn? ;/
same i doИt have aИy quadraИts curreИtly ^^;
i✟s hard as fuck being really cool and chill and shredded and good a✟ every✟hing i do lol
((seeing this while im about to go to the bathroom shoukd I just die #deathlyafraidofscorps
just MAdE a rezzie for my #messiah i hoPe She is PROUd of me
yeahhh im kind of cool as fuck, i jus✟ have a way wi✟h cars and bikes
number go up brrrr beep boop
i love when someones car comes 2 me bus✟ed as fuck and i ge✟ ✟o fully resusci✟a✟e her and make her purr again i✟s way be✟✟er ✟han jus✟ pu✟✟in air in ✟ires or changing oil
It sucks not hhhaving internet outside of work... I keep wondering whhhat is going on hhhere whhhen I'm not online hhh hhh... Tomorrow is my day off, but hhh, I hhhave a couple of ideas on whhhere I can try and get wifi... hhh. Anyway, selfie I took on thhhe way to work! Thhhe station was quiet today... hhh hhhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/6f9536525310946347b13ae03d20cd67/d608f89b669c6d1d-20/s1280x1920/3b2781b4df1a139cd70d9bc82b89a6a1a716c812.png
you have guys trying to get with you in the dms. i have a LLittLLe discorpse kitten repLLying to aLLLL my posts. we are not the same
(=^･⩊･^=) < GOING BACK TO MY CAT NAP BUT IT'S NICE S33ING HELL EXISTS... MEOWBE I'LL USE MY OUIJA BOARD WHEN I'M AWAKE AND CONTACT MEOWRE DEMONS.
If this is what eridan is like unchained then we need t0 chain him back up
i forgot todays also #fishinfriday and not just #freakyfriday cant those twwo be combined into one to havve a freaky fishin friday
Troll Siri play All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor #fishingfriday
(( i wish i could explain just how utterly unserious baxier is as a character without handing u guys his whole inspiration tag on tumblr
✿ wait i wanna do one i listen to FIYA to wake me up yup #nowplaying lost in time - doflame https://open.spotify.com/track/6RxAiQGhBC9mZhWQEXJn6M?si=wYGon8AGQK-DQt9Q8sV1yA
♰ the ritual of pouring and steeping tea will never grow old.. or fail to bring me a little peace. parting my hives partitions for the stars to peak through.. its naturally beautiful. ♰
,,sometimes loss of control holds absolutely no sway over my thinkpan,, ,,but sometimes it jabs right into it and demands absolute surrender,, ,,#nsfw,,
for #freakyfriday i will be placing bones in locations let me know if you find them! :)
(( hi guys u gotta see these dumb bax drawings from a past aggie board with my friends, youll like them https://64.media.tumblr.com/9cdae01fba799910666af47fa6ec3e3a/43e92980554b2f11-93/s1280x1920/7e7fed30af61a7e8af6ec41db0ca79487035a76c.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/39eabdfe568ca3760e269dedb7a26786/43e92980554b2f11-23/s1280x1920/373de232f05a345ed56f5eae1e5553751381c173.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/571504034dcc73096a951bbd027bebe8/43e92980554b2f11-b5/s1280x1920/a0de461b571e102f77f2816d9a537af6d7b6b024.png
im sharing this cause this is the most recent picture of me and my icon zz:oI ((ooc: he's my baby)) https://64.media.tumblr.com/393d67eb79fa22172a3823a1d94dbc20/d29daf2f7a4ca3d1-53/s1280x1920/3299a44790b10b233e0e16ccecf03eb5692f480f.png
:o) ((RESHARING HIS SELFIE CAUSE MY FRIEND DID AN AMAZING JOB: ARTIST @SHJIYEMIS ON TUMBLR)) HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/AC28447EA7506746ABD89F76D01AF84C/43B1E366ABA8E942-E8/S1280X1920/0211284EB0B8855B2B3D93F4AF5013C4A03CA1F4.PNG
>>| #clownsarehot .if they .actually capable .of pailing .on loungeplank. .if theh can't dock two things, thats definitely not your .issue #nsfw
-----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆------------------------------------- -OOC- Howdy Howdy. This account is my take on The Grand Highblood. It's a lot of lore that's been developed on servers and other sites galore. So if you have issue interacting with a terrible clown man that has been given release from the Empire's grasp? This is your clown. Muse is spotty. It's not your fault if I don't respond. I just lose and gain muse in odd intervals. I hope you enjoy clowning around as much as I do. >:o) -----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆-------------------------------------
ᐖ LET ME MAKE 1 THING. ᑈRYSTAL ᑈLEAR. ᑈRYSTAL ᑈLAIRE EVEN!?!?!? WHEN I SAY MUSᑈLES. I ᐖO NAWT MEAN SHRINK WRAPPEᐖ ABS ANᐖ BOᐖY BUILᐖER BS. I KNO UR ᐖEHYᐖRATEᐖ ASSES ᑈANT ᐖO SHIIIIIIIIIT GOOᐖ! MEAT! IS! MARBLEᐖ!!!!! GET SOME FAT ON THEM THANGSSSSSSSSSSSSS ᐛ
im pitch wvith my rufioh and wve got into a fight and i wvon. and nowv he's trying to fight me again, and i wvont let him. because i cannot guarantee i'd wvin a second time.
∘☽ Oh! Oh my. ☾∘
∘☽ Well, I certainly would not be in a position to stop you. V..very much so litterally. ☾∘
V^ 2/3 0f my hivemates can fly and s0metimes I r0und a c0rner and catch 0ne 0f them fl0ating and d0ing s0mething that definitely d0esn't require fl0ating. =:/ ^V
∘☽ A strange question perhaps, but does anyone here have a favorite sea creature they'd like to share? ☾∘
2tartiing two thiink maybe goldblood2 were not meant two be 7' 7". my po2ture pole ii2 fuckiing kiilliing me.
just tah let yah know, if i call yous a bitch its cuz i dont know yah name individually. honk.
[[ Talking to ardentSyllogist's mod and i have to share this bc it made me laugh so fucking hard; AS: you see, the stalker has to be careful. (leans in so close to mic it's CoD quality) He has a Gun ]]
i kinda wvant a haunted hivwe. think it'd be cool. ghost hivwemate.
Say please????
i am putting curses. Øn that stupid skeletal snake cunt.
∘☽ Oh my! I'm verified now. ☾∘
Z. the zervvantz zpoil me today wwith rich human delicaciez .Z
₍^. .^₎⟆ < I'M 5'4 AND STACKED AS FUCK!
Bro, the shorties are fighting in my chit. #im6foot2dontcallmeshort
playing bingo with a crow rn its great i love this woman whos also a bird
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I feel like I’ve done nothing since I got here . ]
Going for a walk to show everybody I pass by that I'm normal and engaging in healthy behaviors. Maybe I will even hold a smoothie.
RELOADING THE PAGE LIKE A MANIAC WAITING FOR A DM…
,,,there it goe$,,,exit $tage right of my goddamn $creen,,,
guyz, @gratui2usAnnuity is my friend now, we r besties i am decreeing it x)
¡f ¡ send money can someone p¡ck up a pack of c¡garettes... current!y try¡ng to ensure that ¡ dont get !ocked out of my own h¡ve aga¡n...
-!- [#thank-you] You Guys Are So Nice And Supportive, Thank You So Much. I Will Continue To Make More Fanart And Friendart. And Maybe Some... Self Shipping... If I Don't Get Too Intimidated! He He He He He He He.
✿ i’m gonna trust u cuz u got authority in ur username
(( comically dense fuchsia's are something that is amazingly hilarious
((POOR LITTEL ARADYM WASENT ABLE TO SOCIALIZE WITH PEOPLE CAUSE THEY HATED HIM OVER THE FACT HE WAS BORN MALE AND SEEN AS A MUTANT, HE ALSO NEVER WENT TO ACTUAL SCHOOLING SO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WRITE ON PEN AND PAPER, HE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO READ, HE ISNT DUMB, JUST UNEDCUATED AND VERY SOCIALLY INEPT.
Oh what a wonderful thought! Making use of the space efficiently, as well!
Interesting!!! II agree, privacy is a right, not a privilege!
"= never knew. i never used to. but now? i might ="
13 feet tall not includin )(orns ftr
⚡ATTENTION CHITTR! ⚡ What's your dream hive like? Asking for research!!! #everyone #important #study #survey #research
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWSTING MY FURRST SELFIE ON HERE!! (=´ᆺ｀=) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A299DEF3A517.PNG #SELFIE #EDIT
✿ goregle if a guy keeps bringing up yo butt is he gay
📧 -> I'm 6' Even. Vertically, Kelric Stravi
I am hearing chittering among§t my client§ about a “§icK a§ helL motherfuckinG rageR” happening §oon. I am con§idering attending, a§ many of them are promi§ing me an in. If there i§ one thing§ clown§ do not joke about, it i§ their partie§. I re§pect that.
ᐖ IM NOT LIEK A SIZE QUEEN OR NOTHING BUT TEE BEE AYᑈH. WHEN THEYRE OVER SEVEN FEET....I AM GETTIN ᐖA ᑈLIMBING GEAR ᐛ
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu all are talking about height? guwell im 10 ft. gyup. 10 ft fraimi and thats what they call gme guehe
my !usus ¡s !ay¡ng on me now so eat¡ng m¡ght have to wa¡t.........
My body is five feet and seven inches tall •ᴗ•
^^in human measurements, i'm about 5'2"!^^
ComfyY blanketT, favoriteE showW, andD afterstreamM cuddlesS withH aA gorgeousS mateE. YouU wishH youU wereE meE >;p
[◉"] It's been a minute, but I'm 5'7" last I checked. [◉"] My horns don't really add much so I didn't count them.
It's disheartening seein that all my descendants are short for their caste. I'm lingerin around a fathom an a half tall, bein less than that is embarrassin.
((OOC Intro post)) Rotten's profile will talk about a lot of stuff so look out for all the tags (mainly cannibalism/gore probably) Rotten is a. . .necrotic, demigod. . .thing ? And regularly traverses different dimensions and universes (most of the time accidentally.) He's a bronze/gold cusp and has a few mutations (Merfolk body, gills/fins, a shit ton of horns, etc) and very much stands out among other trolls considering his size and physical attributes. Very much a mary sue idc but he's also stupid asf so he has his downsides. Rotten is open for dms, rp, whatever really. Rotten tends to be on the erratic side of things, all over the place and somewhat annoying, and you can never really tell if its being mean-spirited or genuine. . .Rotten is very hot and cold, blunt, mean, who knows what he'll be next idk. Either way brace for BPD and info dumping or insults :b basically just an overgrown autistic shithead fish. He mainly dabbles with taxidermy and art, and has a fixation on bones and decay since he's a weird necrotic god thing. Cannot walk (duh) and either gets carried on land or slithers, finds this very fun. all the art I post of xeim will be tagged with #rottenpicpost (similar to phozoa) if u wanna find the art easier lol. All the art posted is by me (RottenGinger) unless otherwise stated teehee HI yes its me, Rotten, RottenGinger, whatever,,,,,, You probably know me from my other character Phozoa @rebarbativeTearaway LAKJBSJFHV shit disturber he is. If u wanna follow me on other platforms for my characters/art check out my toyhouse (to see my characters you have to have an account, I am most active on here !!!) ( https://toyhou.se/RottenGinger ) or deviantart ( https://www.deviantart.com/rottenginger ) or homestuck blog ( https://www.tumblr.com/blog/therottenginger ) :3c
I'll No+e Down Any Heigh+ Anomalies Among Each Cas+e, +hank You Very Much.
Hiiii everyone~ Like, so Good to Be here Again~
|| & ive killedd for less andd i'll ddo it aggain (bbut i'll feel very bbadd abbout it)
i have an insane post i could make but i'm not sure the world is ready to hear it
♰ the moon rises again. finally, i needed a reason to bask in it today ♰
|| & set my pphone ddown for five secondds andd i lost it. its ggone. vanishedd. into the voidd. this is why i smoke
1f 1 post3d 4 p1c of my butt would you guys b3 hon3st 4nd t3ll m3 1f 1ts too b1g or not 1m tryn4 s33 som3th1ng. >8] #nsfw
Marry - Fuck - Kill Tilda Swinton - Emma D'Arcy - Cate Blanchett
Kris to fish communication...
i just spent half an hour chasing my own tail :/
W)(at a little guy!
so tiny
Goooooood morning chittr!!! I hope you're 4ll h4ving 4 lovely d4y tod4y!
Oh, t'be swept off m'feet by someone dashin'... fantasizin' again and I shouldn't be heheh
The real good morning is the hello we said along the way.
THIS GETS A HEARTY CHUCKLE FROM ME.
[|87 :: 1 want to be the om;nous cloud of smoke that g;ves h;m a fuk;n pan;c attack. #vaguepost;n #yearn;n
It's so early. I don't mind being awake but I dreamed about somet)(ing upsetting. 38(
,..,you cant be old with a slow burn romance... ur wedding n funeral will be a week apart xp,..,
if i tak3 a fish raw do i call it sashimi? #nsfw
^^ good evening, everyone. I hope you are all doing well;
:33 < that cueball guy followed me :33 < should i be afraid? :33 < does salt k33p him away?
hi >X3 im feeling a lot of rage fur no reason
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/nrw3vg.gif tagged #nsfw for flashing image. ]
Uh..Hi? What d☢︎ I say? I lik33_ bugs..ig? What d☢︎ y☢︎u guys 33_v33_n talk ab☢︎ut ☢︎n h33_r33_?..𓆦
wWw i juzzt got goozzebumpzz all over my body wWw
(( Sorry for the spam sometimes on posts gang, I forget what I've already left a reaction on-
)My playlist! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Vz8d47AYQ8Ryl6bzmyPzx?si=cccc3856659a4ec1/
X Why do human dicks look like that #nsfw #notsovaguepost x
AH ALRIGHT. IM GOING TO GO OFF OF WHATEVER VIBES YOUR GIVE OFF IN THE MOMENT.
it's all about letting go of your worry and having some fun!! :D
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:33< in my purrfessional medical opinion :33< i think i should kiss girls and guys and all othpurr peopurr furefrur and efur!
Anonymous source has recommended I try out "troll Hot Topic". Will report back with results.
)Omg, for realz?! AVVVV that's so cVte!/
Alright, this is too funny to stay as a reply. When you throw a girl on your mattress a little too hard and she hits her head on the board so you have to stop everything to get her a cold compress. #suggestive
you either like it wwith your owwn tits out or you like it wwith your clothes on it makes no difference
)Normally I'm not a fan of the kind of mVsic Set it Off makes, bVt I loVe loVe looooVe Scene QVeen and I toats identify VVith this song. LoVe my matesprite bVt VVont let him dictate my life! #BisexValQVeen #TrVyanRambles https://open.spotify.com/track/7yTrGPoVFUMNsTqVV19mrs8?si=5d9db29a5e8c42dc/
I bring you this public service ammeowncement. #tits That is all.
I Woke Up Too Early. Please Beat Me Over The Head So I Can Go Back To Sleep. #violence
more social media sites need to add the 'pity' reaction because honestly it is a good way of showing like "hey that fucking blows i get it" without needing to say anything. whenever i like a friend's vent post on tumblr i do it like this but the pity reaction makes it so much more understandable ig some sites do the weird emoji symbols stuff that kinda works but like. man. i would press the diamond on my friend's vent post... IF IT WERE THERE
"= beforans are. well. i have now met. one. ="
Let's say )(ello to t)(e beetle of t)(e sea! T)(e giant isopod! T)(ey're like pill bugs, but bigger and cuter. 38) )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/li2zd5.png Look at t)(is innocent little guy. #beetleposting
First date idea: doing something you're good at but that the other person is better at so they can show off and feel good about themselves.
is it wweird to be wworried about someone you met quite literally barely a feww days ago and theyvve sorta just supposedly died and im sittin here wwaitin for it to be kind of a hoax or somethin i feel like it is vvery wweird
Man I thought that 2hit wa2 funny what3v3r im gonna go lay in th3 gra22. I hat3 thi2 w3b2it3.
i havwe a list of howv likely my alts wvould betray me.
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ARE YOU GOOD. DO YOU NEED LIKE, HELP.
sweaty misery.
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(( putting my girl in situations that make her kick her feet meanwhile im gag-laughing.
Probably will tbh w3r3 good at that h3r3
|| & whats a "eriddan" andd why shouldd i bbe concernedd?
1 th1nk w3 should blow up ch1tt 1f 4noth3r 3r1d4n w33k h4pp3n3d.
oops. https://media.discordapp.nnet/attachmennts/1395793481527459932/1490973165294325932/moonn.pnng?ex=69d60077&is=69d4aef7&hm=12d0ccf29204e0f07ef64f0bc5e8dce5c252d219c767f508067c594f7ce28632&=&format=webp&quality=lossless