Harier 🪩 DuBois
@ambrosiusCoadjutor
[[ooc- Harrier DuBois -> troll. I must bring my Disco Elysium obsession everywhere... So far an independent acc.! ]]
@ambrosiusCoadjutor sir https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-17_225752428.png
im alive
heh...let me enlighten you, chittr. #nsfw to goon is to become one with your inner urges, to meld with your base desires. to reach the proper state requires utmost discipline and only the best material, either spawned from your creativity or the depths of the internet. you must look within yourself and ask, am i prepared? am i capable? and the answer must always be, unequivocally, YES. you may allow your breath to hitch ONCE while answering AND NO MORE. gooning strengthens the warrior's spirit but it drains your physical, which means you must strike the balance between climax and action. you must flow like water. only the greatest gooners ever reach the fabled 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞. (Flow State.) have you ever gooned with your life on the line? i have. that is why i am the Freaky Gooner. i changed my name against my lusus' wishes for this. FOR THE HONOR. of being the Freaky Gooner to ever Goon. you know my prowess now, yes... Muehehehe... now take my hand. let me guide you through the basics of gooning. let me teach you my ways, young padawan. my little shounen protagonist. my silly rabbit.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Otay @~,@ <3
>>| what. what did .i just read.
-=[ookay youhad me at silly rabbit_☺]=-
the foreword of my gooning anthology titled "gooning and me: a life of dodging wayward spunk (and creating said wayward spunk)." you interested? become my gooning disciple. My Goonling. #nsfw
>>| no.
If yöu dönt hear fröm me by tömörröw sömeöne call intö precinct 41 and tell Öfficer Jeanne that I think his haircut sucked
IIVE ALWAYS W🪩NDERED IIF HIIS HAIIR WAS UGLY 🪩N PURP🪩SE...
Everyöne, The cöps and the Cömmies Everyöne is göing tö the party And we knöw that yöu will understand Living is sö easy Shöpping is sö easy Dying is sö easy All öf it is easy Nörthern Girls Are yöu göing tö the party? Söuthern Böys Are yöu göing tö the party? #lyricspösting #cw-self-harm (implied, tagged ööc)
I Am Constantly Discovering New And Terrifying Things About My Physical Form
is this the business with the gl0wing or?
is this vaguep0sting hours 0r practicality hours kn n0 shame but i got tw0 know.
Being Undead Simply Comes With Perks One Might Not Have Anticipated Like Being Able To Shrug Off Something That Would Have Likely Winded Someone Else And Also I Constantly Think About The Hole That Was In My Abdomen When I Was Six
i can relate. i think y0u've got that luxury all included undeath but be sure tw0 keep a normal r0utine or y0u might get all weird and start wearing long cl0aks and jewelry.
I Was Going To Say Something About Accessorizing But That Specific Combination Brought Eridan To Mind And I Would Rather Get Another Hole Blown In Me Than Ever Consider Dressing Like That
“Gunna head öut för a meal break” I said like a liar
"Kill everyone now! Condone first-degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" -Divine, Pink Flamingos
#cannibalism #violence
⊹₊˚{ YESSSS! #killeveryone #channelyourinnerempress #slayyyy }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Grubify has returned and there was much rejöicing!
“Öne day I will return tö yöur side.”
[ This is my - Torture or Exterminate list ] #violence @archiveAddict - Torture | You are an odd one, and that is entertaining to me. @catastrophicGalaxy - Torture | You are incredibly self-serving to the point of amusement. @ambrosiusCoadjutor - Exterminate | You are pathetic and a waste of space. @turntechGodhead#8212 - Exterminate | I don't know you, and I hate humans. @aradiaGrok - Torture | I like you. You seem to have great potential for hate. @alpacalipsArise - Torture | I am neutral about you; you seem funny enough. @tentativelyTenebrous - Torture | I have never seen a robot encapsulate the mess that you are. Hilarious. @markZucc - Exterminate | I don't know you, and I do not think I have seen many of your posts. @conflictedGamble - Exterminate | I don't know who you are either. I have literally never seen you. ]
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I’m glad we agree
I AM GLAD THAT YOU FIND ME AMUSING!!! ALLIED MASTER COMPUTER!!!
My grubify is bröken höw the hell am I suppösed tö get my GRÖÖVE ÖN?
Dön't ask me questiöns, I förget everything aböut myself ever.
ate the blunt #fuckyou #substances
to eat the blunt is to go against the communal spirit. at least givve a bite bite pass
My philösöphy in life: "Just wing it" -- ön things I shöuld definitely nöt be winging
Yöu guys are lucky i can't put my thöughts intö wörds
I have nö vehicle and I must drive
Gööd news: My headache is göne Bad news: I ate all my fööd Even wörse news: I nöw remember what happened last night
When in döubt: Secret third öptiön Unless there is nö secret third öptiön. Then just fail stylishly and say it was ön purpöse.
I'm fine i'm ökay everything is fine
i need divine interventiön
