Kheeda Niemku
@torpidAuthority
Ex-Heir to the Expancium Throne ~ #NotYourPrince ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Join me on my adventures through the cosmos! DMs open o(*°▽°*)o
[F] Finally time for Empire mandated 7 minute break.] [G] Going outside to touch grass.] [H] Hope no one abducts me and holds me for ransom.]
[P] Please hurry, only three minutes left on break.]
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Only one minute left, do ye need a back up?
[A] A personal plea to the businessmen and women of Alternia.] [S] Stop committing fraud.] [T] Tired of reviewing documents for this case.] [Y] You're guaranteed to win anyway due to blood status. My employer simply goes to court and announces you're a seadweller.] [T] The only one who suffers here is me. Reading your emails and reviewing your spreadsheets.]
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Luckily i don't file paperwork so ye don't need to worry 3=:D
[T] Thank you for expediting my job.] [L] Legally required to encourage you to file paperwork.]
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I hop planets so much I don't even think that's possible
WHAT IF I QUIT MY JOB AND BOUGHT A PERSONAL SHIP AND EXPLORED THE GALAXY AND SHIT?
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Oh I did that! It's very fun 3=:D
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Uhh.. Well I mean I didn't BUY the ship so that wasn't really a factor
DID YOU STEAL THE SHIP, OR WAS IT GIVEN TO YOU, OR DID YOU NOT TAKE A SHIP AT ALL?
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ The first one ^^'
WELL. I CAN'T DO THAT. TRYING TO AVOID BEING A FUGITIVE AND ALL THAT. 'CAUSE IF SHIT DONT WORK OUT, I'D LIKE TO HAVE A JOB TO COME BACK TO.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Oh 3=:(
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally threatening to cook + eat me like my body wouldnt be preserved + displayed four its beauty after i die.... }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if iiii dont get to hear the vast glub then SHE {hicacorpse} will!!!!!!!! }u3u{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ maybe ""corpsecari"" is cuter.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ how about hicorpsi? ^^
࣪⊹₊˚{ HIIIICOOOORPSIIII???? }❤︎7❤︎{ SHOAL FLUKING CUUUUTEEEE! #vastlysqueeing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Glad ye like it 3=:D
⛧reminder that seadwellers really dont like it when you shovel sand into their gills. so dont do it. dont do it. dont :)⛧
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I don't think anyone wants sand in their lungs :(
⛧yeah thats why im telling them NOT to do that.⛧
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ but then why did ye smile like that..?
⛧because im happy to help my fellow troll, obviously. dont scroll through the other comments.⛧
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ 3=:(
Can Fuchsia's Please Speak No℞mally Fo℞ Once?
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ That entirely depends what ye consider to be normal
⚚hings ⚚ha⚚ Can Be ℞ead And Unde℞s⚚ood By Mos⚚. No⚚... ⚚he S⚚℞ange Insis⚚ence Some Of You Have Wi⚚h ⚚alking Like You'℞e ⚚℞apped In A Fan⚚asy Novel.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ That might just be because most of us are taught to speak.. regally? And then it becomes a habit ye have to be around other people to break. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ And it's not often a lot of us get to be around people who don't encourage the royal speak
Hm. ⚚ha⚚ Does Make Sense. You'℞e Of⚚en Su℞℞ounded By Yes ⚚℞olls, So Of Cou℞se No One's ⚚elling You ⚚ha⚚ You Sound Absu℞d.
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Worse, surrounded by people who won't let us speak any other way because its "unbecomin'" 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ And then ye just get used to it and bleh
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ oh- uh 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ thanks?
Fuck being nervous about double texting. We're triple texting. Quadruple texting, even. I'm literally the President.
no you can t show yourw desperwation you have to take it slow otherwwise they get used to you you have to make yourwself a delicacy not junkfood!!
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ It's not desperation to show someone ye care- lovin' freely is what feels good. Even a delicacy can be disgustin' if it doesn't have the right flavour.
i want to get dragged underwater by a seadweller far enough that i can't swim away without drowning before i reach the surface. then i want them to kiss me deep so that they're my only source of oxygen while they shove their bulge into me over and over while i know i'm powerless to do anything but let them fucking ruin me god fuck please i am normal by the way ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Oh goodness.. I didn't realise someone could find that hot instead of threatenin'
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 Curious cαuse of t}{e reαction... }{ow mαny non violet/pink seαdwellers αre t}{ere? I work wit}{ one so I'm curious. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Hi ahoy! I am certainly more of an explorer than a fighter
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 O}{? 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Aye! I would much rather go sailin' through the cosmos and uplift others than strike them down
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 t}{is wαsn't w}{αt my post wαs αbout αpologies... I'm α seαdweller, I'm looking for non royαl seαdwellers. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Me mistake! But at least we can go swimmin' at some point together