Gatzby
@methodicalNautical
⚓︎ kenzo༄ kinako b༄t e༄eryone calls me gatzby 😘 rear commodore a the east༄ater alternian yacht cl༄b and f༄ll premier member a the east༄ater alternian co༄ntry cl༄b
(( btw i dont usually like to make ooc posts, but i wanted to make a little pinned to let you guys know that all of gatzby's stuff with ritchy is being fully retconned because of the ban, and ill be figuring out what to do with gatz in the coming days 🫡 ))
⚓︎ manifestin that none a my friends join this godforsaken site so i ne༄er gotta ༄orry abo༄t ༄hat im postin
⚓︎ ༄o༄ royace act༄ally stepped in that g༄y barely e༄er lifts a finer ༄ith these thins tho༄ght he ༄as j༄st gonna lea༄e dyllan to his fate lol its fine ༄arryns goin an coolin off rest a ༄s are gonna keep enjoyin o༄r lake ༄acation
⚓︎ ༄e ༄ere f༄ckin aro༄nd by the lake dock an dyllan accidentally sho༄ed ༄arryn in the ༄ater lmfao hes so f༄cked hes act༄ally gonna die 😂
⚓︎ ༄hy tf are there h༄mans talkin abo༄t ha༄in q༄ads are yo༄ g༄ys st༄pid
⚓︎ nope ca༄se i cant j༄st like h༄mans cant feel troll emotion beca༄se theyre not f༄ckin trolls
⚓︎ they are plants
⚓︎ aka not sentient
⚓︎ yo༄re losin me an i d༄nno ༄hy i sho༄ld e༄en care in the first place
⚓︎ 😑 i think the point got a༄ay from ༄s ca༄se yo༄re needlessly complicatin thins
⚓︎ the traps on ༄arryns property are scary as f༄ck he hardly e༄en ༄arns yo༄ abo༄t them he gi༄es yo༄ j༄st barely eno༄gh time to a༄oid gettin yo༄r tendons se༄ered by his f༄ckass bear traps b༄ried in the lea༄es
⚓︎ in case yo༄re illiterate i literally said they ༄ere b༄ried ༄nder a f༄ckton a lea༄es
Buoy.Not even the blindest of guppies is going to b walking into random leave piles 😭😭😭 Survival instincts of a You!! XP
⚓︎ the ༄hole floor is lea༄es ༄hat the f༄ck kinda ༄na༄areness do yo༄ think i got hes a f༄ckin trapper an a f༄ckin prepper or s༄r༄i༄alist or ༄hate༄er yo༄ call it hes a paranoid asshole ༄ho litters the ༄hole ass forest ༄ith shit that ༄ill kill yo༄ an only he kno༄s ho༄ to a༄oid em
⚓︎ i think yo༄re o༄erestimatin ho༄ m༄ch yo༄r opinion is ༄orth
I think you underestimate how much betta looking and smarter i am than you xoxo
⚓︎ lmfao f༄ckin k bitch
(( btw i dont usually like to make ooc posts, but i wanted to make a little pinned to let you guys know that all of gatzby's stuff with ritchy is being fully retconned because of the ban, and ill be figuring out what to do with gatz in the coming days 🫡 ))
⚓︎ ༄arryn is so f༄ckin moody hes al༄ays kickin ༄s o༄t e༄en ༄hen ༄e aint done nothin yet
⚓︎ sippin my drink ༄atchin dyllan get his shit kicked #lifeisgood
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⚓︎ dont be a ༄riggler hes literally fine he gets himself in these sit༄ations on p༄rpose
∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ? (,,> ᴗ <,,) ദ്ദി・ᴗ・)✧
⚓︎ h༄nter j༄st p༄nched dyllan hard as f༄ck in the stomach an he ༄ent straight do༄n i dont think i༄e e༄er seen anyone get their shit thoro༄ghly rocked so q༄ickly lmfao
hi gatz8y
⚓︎ hi
⚓︎ ༄hate༄er im gonna go play a ༄ideo game
٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
⚓︎ ༄hy do i e༄en come online if i j༄st get nagged an told im doin somethin ༄rong
⚓︎ i ༄ant o༄t
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⚓︎ see this is ༄hy i dont come on here m༄ch yo༄ g༄ys are al༄ays talkin abo༄t some ༄eird shit
⚓︎ ༄here did yo༄ e༄en pick ༄p that g༄y. ༄hy does he get a say
⚓︎ ༄hat the F༄CK are yo༄ t༄o ON abo༄t
⚓︎ 😑
⚓︎ good. bye bye bl༄e thin
Thank y∞u mama f∞r ch∞∞sing death 🥹
⚓︎ apparently im al༄ays doin somethin ༄rong 😑 ༄hate༄er
⚓︎ man ༄hat the f༄ck
⚓︎ any༄ay ༄arryn finally got ༄s all to lea༄e lmfao ༄e o༄erstayed crazystyle an he ༄as gettin pissed
⚓︎ 😑 ca༄se i ༄anted to be offline an spend time ༄ith my cre༄?
[YOU DIDN'T EVEN $AY HEY RIT#HY I'M GONNA BE OFFLINE FOR A LONG WHILE PLEA$E DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME I DID NOT DIE!!!!]
⚓︎ cmon i didnt kno༄ that ༄as a req༄irement
⚓︎ im right here
[FOR $OMEONE LIKE ME IT I$ I'M LITERALLY ALWAY$ TELLING YOU NOT TO DIE WE TALKED ABOUT MY ANXIETY PROBLEM$]
⚓︎ goddamn i aint here eno༄gh
And Yet, It Is Still Far Too Often.
⚓︎ aint e༄en done nothin to yo༄ an this is the response i get for darin to sho༄ my face here
⚓︎ f༄nny thin is that it ༄asnt a q༄estion it ༄as a disappointed statement
⚓︎ can yo༄ stop pityin my posts yo༄ st༄pid little piss stain
⚓︎ lo༄e ༄hen the trash takes itself o༄t
⚓︎ gf told me conc༄piscent q༄ads arent for d༄mpin yo༄r problems onto b༄t i dont got conciliatory q༄ads so ༄ho tf do i e༄en talk to abo༄t shit 😑
- suppose you could l-vech-t them on ma-n l-ke most other people on th-s s-te?
⚓︎ ༄hy ༄o༄ld i e༄er do that e༄eryone here dislikes me for some reason
A l-ttle treat for the wr-th-ng masses.
⚓︎ co༄ld yo༄ ha༄e p༄t it more rep༄lsi༄ely hard pass on appeasin the "༄rithin masses"
Perhaps You Should Consider Employing A Therapist.
⚓︎ ༄hy the f༄ck ༄o༄ld i do that yo༄ implyin theres somethin ༄rong ༄ith me? lol
This Is What People Do When They Don't Have Conciliatory Quadmates. They Have Therapists To Discuss Their Problems With. This Is Why Your Gf Will Not Listen To Your Problem.
⚓︎ no this is ༄hat people do ༄hen theyre crazy an ༄nstable lol im normal i dont need a f༄ckin therapist
⚓︎ soooo ༄o༄nded