♦ pitied by @methodicalNautical
(( whelp. all the ritchy stuff is being retconned. i'm feeling yucky now. none of my characters will be ERP-ing now, at least not with ppl i don't already know from off-site. shit's not cornbread, homie... ))
how-organized-are-you? ♥:-im-so-organized-i-even-organize-my-organization ♠:-i-guess-i-like-to-keep-things-tidy ♦:-i-can-be-a-little-bit-disorganized ♣:-i-cant-keep-anything-organized-even-under-threat-of-disaster
// takin a little break here, got some stuff to work out kagero-wise/brood over but it's all good <3
// better pinned to say that Kagero's current arc was happening for Reasons™, these now are being reassessed so he's gonna be unavailable for a bit <3 thank you love you everybody be cool 🥺 just imagine him as he'd always want: charming and beautiful and irresistible and throwing a fit in rehab. <3
are-you-a-light-owl? ♥:-yes-i-love-to-stay-up-super-late ♠:-im-more-of-an-early-bird ♦:-i-sleep-neither-early-nor-late ♣:-my-sleep-schedule-is-as-unpredictable-as-weather
your-caste? ♥:-lowblood ♠:-midblood ♦:-highblood ♣:-off-color/other
[GATZBY THI$ I$ A GLARING I$$UE I'VE BEEN HAPPILY IGNORING UNTIL IT $TARTED TO BOTHER ME BE AN A#TUAL ADULT AND TREAT THI$ WITH THE $ERIOU$NE$$ IT DE$ERVE$]
[I'M NOT A#TUALLY GOING TO KILL HIM I'D BE $AD IF HE DIED]
I'M FREAKING ∞UT LMA∞ FUCK Y∞U MEAN START A FAMILY WITH ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELL∞??!!?!
[KAGERO I$ PREGNANT?????]
[FOR $OMEONE LIKE ME IT I$ I'M LITERALLY ALWAY$ TELLING YOU NOT TO DIE WE TALKED ABOUT MY ANXIETY PROBLEM$]
[I AM UNHAPPY]
[GOREGLE HOW TO #ONFE$$ WITHOUT $OUND LIKE A WRIGGLER GOREGLE HOW TO BA$I# YOUTUBE VIDEO$ $EAR#H GOREGLE HOT FU#H$IA$ IN MY AREA ]
anxious #cw-blood https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/4.png
[🙄 JU$T $O YOU KNOW IM ON #RAZY LOAD$ OF PAIN RIGHT NOW $O IM NOT GOING TO BE MU#H FUN AND I DONT WANT TO MOVE AROUND TOO MU#H LE$T I PUN#TURE A LUNG]
[WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO IN THI$ $ITUATION]
[IM GONNA GO HAVE A LITTLE #RY BE#AU$E I FEEL TERRIBLE OKAY ILL BE BA#K]
[ROLLING AROUND IN DI$#OMFORT BUT I #ANT A#TUALLY ROLL AROUND $O I JU$T $TAY $TILL AND WHINE NEEDILY #YEARNING]
[OK I THINK IM GOOD NOW IM TRYING TO HUG MY PILLOW BUT I #ANT TURN ON MY $IDE]
[GROANNNNN WHERE ARE MY TWO HAND$OME KNIGHT$ IN GOLDEN ARMOUR! YOUR PRETTY PRIN#E$$ I$ WAITING FOR YOU! FU#K WAIT FU#K OH MY #HE$T MY #HE$T FU#K]
[I #AN'T EVEN LIKE HORNYPO$T RIGHT NOW #MY#HAIN$.. #MYHORNYPO$TING #$UGGE$TIVE]
[🥺 OKAY ILL GO WAT#H...LOVE I$LAND NOW...$IGH...FU#K MY $T↑ID #HUD LIFE...MAT#HA LABUBU DUBAI #HO#OLATE..I FINNA BE IN THE PIT...]
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=>>Ritchy will have tø stay in the høspital før twø days, Meanwhile Sukiri will gø stay at My hive where My buggy is. I guess iM sleeping here bøth nights>>>
=>>Gøød news! His ribs aren't brøken just bruised. Bad news is his nøse is brøken, his hands are beat up and bruised (skin tearage), his cløthes are Mildly tørn øff, and he May ør May nøt have a Mild head injury #viølence>>>
[IM BA#K IN THE FU#KING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GODDDD #HO$PITALPO$TING]
[I TOLD YIU GUY$ IT$ ALWAY$ THE PRETTY ONE$ THAT GET KILLED FIR$T I TOLD YOUUUUU]
=>>YØU BETTER GIVE IT BACK YØU FUCKER>>>
(( im trying to draw gatzby and ritchy but i keep getting distracted and just drawing some bullshit, then i turn around like a sad dog and keep drawing ritchy #sad
[RIT#HY YOU DO NOT NEED TO WEAR LEATHER PANT$ YOU ARE GOING TO THE AQUARIUM UGH WHY I$ THI$ $O DIFFI#ULT]
[WHIMPERING LIKE A $AD DOG WHENEVER NEITHER OF THEM WANT TO GET ME $OMETHING... #QUADRANTPO$TING #IM#ALMNOW #NOTREALLY #WHEREI$MYFU#H$IAKNIGHTIN$HININGARMOUR]
[OKAY I #ANT FREAK OUT JU$T YET IM NOT FREAKING OUT AAAHHHHH]
[OK WHAT IF HE DIE$ ON THE WAY HERE WHAT IF I DIE ON THE WAY THERE WHAT IF WE BOTH DIE ON OUR WAY TO THE AQUARIUM??????? OH DEAR LORD IM $#ARED]
=>>FUCK HE SENT ME TØ SLEEP ØN THE CØUCH>>>
[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/QLMEW2.GIF]
[MMMGGMGGMGMDK$K$KFMMGFMMGMHMHMHMHMHMHMM]
=>>haha back then it was 0u0 except he was extreMely gruMpy før the rest øf the week...>>>
[OKAY GOOD LIGHT #HITTR I HOPE YOU GUY$ KNOW THAT WHENEVER I $AY THI$ IM NOT A#TUALLY GOING TO $LEEP IM JU$T PUTTING MY PALMHU$K AWAY AND $TARING AT THE #EILING UNTIL IT I$ AN A##EPTABLE HOUR FOR ME TO APPEAR]
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me¿ sstupiid¿ look who'ss taalkiing mr hiimbo waader over here caalled me sstupiid how offenssiive wow LMⒶⒶO
["WHAT DO YOU EVEN $EE IN GATZBY" I DON'T KNOW WHO A$KED THI$ BUT LIKE LOOK HE$ A#TUALLY KIND OF A GOOD PARTNER HE$ REALLY $WEET AND #ARING WHEN I NEED IT AND HE$ GOOD AT LI$TENING $POIL$ ME TOO..I DON'T KNOW I JU$T LIKE THAT HE LIKE$ ME FOR WHO I AM AND DOE$N'T REALLY #ARE ABOUT MY "#RAZY BAGGAGE" I LIKE A MAN WHO #AN PUT ↑ WITH #ON$TANT BULL$HIT. HE$ GOOD LOOKING AND FUNNY AND I LIKE THE WAY HE TREAT$ ME I MEAN I DON'T KNOW JU$T I DON'T KNOW HTTP$://FORM$.GLE/5$QDPV7F8R7NH2#H6]
[THINKING ABOUT THAT A$K FROM EARLIER.. HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/YXQKNH.PNG]
[OKAY I THINK I'M GOOD FOR TONIGHT, GOOD LIGHT #HITTR, RE$T EA$Y AND PEA$Y LIKE A BREEZY! I HOPE I DREAM OF MY OFFI#E LOADED WITH #UTE BARKBEA$T$ IN$TEAD OF MY U$UAL RE#URRENT NIGHTMARE]
[THE PURRBEA$T DIDN'T #OME IN TODAY #$AD]
[FU#K MY GUN I LEFT MY GUN AT HIVE #NOOOOOOO #FU#KKKK #WHATEVER #OKAY]
[$IGH I MI$$ $ITTING IN MY REALLY BIG OFFI#E #HAIR WITH MY DE$K WITH MY NAME ON A GOLDEN PLAQUE WITH MY MONITOR AND MY ERGONOMI# KEYBOARD AND MY INTER#OM $IGH]
[#1MONTHANNIVER$AR #I#ANTGETANYTHINGRIGHTNOWILEFTMYWALLETATHOME #I#ANLIKE #$AVETHEONLYGOODPARTOFMYHO$PITALMEALFORYOUTHO #ANDMAILIT$OMEHOW #OR$ENDANI#EPI#TUREOFMEPETTINGTHEPURRBEA$T]
[GOOD DU$K #HITTR $LEPT A LITTLE BETTER THI$ TIME BUT FU#K MY BA#K $TILL HURT$ AND IT I$NT EVEN PO$T FU#KING BA#K HURT UGH IT$ WHATEVER ILL PROBABLY BE RELEA$ED IN TWO WEEK$ OR $O $O #HO$PITALAR# #$UGGE$TIVE]
[THI$ PLA#E $U#K$ THO THE FOOD LOOK$ LIKE DIFFERENTLY $HAPED BRI#K$ THAT WERE #OLORED TO VAGUELY RE$EMBLE THE U$UAL MEAL #OUR$E AND TA$TE$ LIKE RUBBER AND LIKE I KNOW THEYLL GROW BA#K BUT THAT TAKE$ $OOOOOO LOOOOOOONGGGG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
[$IGH OKAY IM GONNA BUG THE NUR$E ABOUT THE MATTRE$$ THEN OH NOH RU#K FU#K GU#K I JU$T NOTI#ED THEY #LIPPED MY #LAW$ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGHHH GETME OUT OF HEREEE I$ THRE LIKE A BAILING OUT OF HO$PITAL FEE OR $OMETHING]
[YEAH YOU DID I ALMO$T FU#KING DIED BUT OKAY HEAR ME OUT THE #UTTLERY IN MY KIT#HEN WA$ ALREADY LIKE BREWING A PLAN AGAI$NT ME $O IT$ NOT MY FAULT OKAY AL$O THEY ARE PUMPING $OME WI#KED $HIT INTO MY VEIN$ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THI$ I$ FOR BUT LIKE I #ANT MOVE MY ARM TOOMU#H AND IT $U#K$ OU#H OU#HIE OU#H]
[I JU$T REALIZED I HAVE TO $LEEP IN THI$ $TIFF A$$ HO$PITAL #O#OON AND THERE I$NT EVEN A MAN BY MY $IDE IM $O FU#KED]
[GOOD DU$K #HITTR! PO$TING FROM THE #HO$PITAL THEY GOT ME ALL HOOKED ↑ IN HERE #HELP]
[AL$O HO$PITAL FOOD I$ NA$TYYYYYYY AND THEY'RE TOO $#ARED TO BRING ME A FORK FOR THI$ $HIT IM NOT EATING MY$TERY MEAT WITH A $POON]
[HUR$U$ I$ BRINGING ME A HAPPY MEAL #YAY #IFEELLIKEAGRUBBY #AGRUBBYON$UI#IDEWAT#H #WHATEVER #HAPPYMEAL ##W-$ELF-HARM]
[LITERALLY GET ME THE FU#K OUT OF HERE THEY PUT ME ON $UI#IDE WAT#H BE#AU$E THEY #ANT HANDLE MY VIOLENTLY PURE VIBE ##W-$ELF-HARM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/629%20$IN%20T%#3%ADTULO_20260703101750.PNG]
[I AM NOT #HOPPED I AM BEAUTIFUL AND HOT AND $EXY A$$J$JAJ$KQDMAMMD$MRIAK]
=>>daMn økay i spent yøur wriggling day and yesterday ønly with yøu give Me a break>>>
[$OMETIME$ I JU$T $IGH REALLY HARD WHEN IM ALONE AND WAIT AROUND AND EXPE#T FOR EITHER OF MY BOYFRIEND$ TO #OME OUT OF NOWHERE AND #UDDLE #$OMEDAYITLLWORK.. #$OMEDAY]
[WHEN I DIE #AN YOU GUY$ MAKE DUBAI #HO#OLATE IN MY HONOR]
i was cleaning the sketch super slowly so i took super long to finish it lawwwwll sorry #cw-self-harm https://files.catbox.moe/3in9cf.png
[$OMETIME$ I GO TO THE KIT#HEN IN THE DARK AND WHEN I OPEN THE FRIDGE I $WEAR I #AN $EE HIM ON THE #ORNER BUT I BLINK AND HE$ NOT THERE ANYMORE AND IT FREAK$ ME OOOUTTT #GETOUTOFMYHEAD #YOURE$↑PO$EDTOBEDEAD!]
[RIT#HY KELDAM I$ NOT FEELING VERY WELL, #HITTR! HE I$, IN FA#T, FEELING LIKE HI$ WHOLE WORLD HA$ #OME #RA$HING ↓ BEFORE HI$ VERY EYE$ AND LIKE HE HA$ FAILED THE PEOPLE HE LOVE$ AND BA$I#ALLY I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PO$TING ANYTHING, I WILL BE LURKING AROUND THOUGH. I JU$T NEED A BREAK.]
[$HIT MY LU$U$ ATE HUR$U$' PUDDING]
[MY FEVER HA$ GONE ↓ QUITE A BIT BUT THE #REATOR DE#IDED I #OULDN'T FEEL BETTER AND $ENT ME A #YEARNING BEAM AND I REALLY MI$$ HIM #VAGUEPO$TING HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/MQL8RK.GIF]
[HOW TO GET RID OF BIG A$$ EYEBAG$ GOREGLE YOW TO EGO GOGRL GOREGLE HOW TO #OVER ↑ EYEBAG$ GOREGLE]
[RIGHT I AM AL$O AN IN$OMNIA# MY LIFE I$ FULL OF $TRUGGLE AND WHEN I DO $LEEP I GET NIGHTMARE$ AND WAKE ↑ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN A PANI# AND #AN'T $LEEP AFTERWARD$]
Oh I know the feeling well. S★y G★tz where's your crew ★t right now?
| kno :C
[YOU'RE THE $TINKY PEOPLE!!!!! I A#TUALLY #ARE FOR MY $ELF IMAGE AND #HOO$E TO A#TUALLY DO $OMETHING AND TAKE #ARE OF MY$ELF AND MY BODY!]
=>>I DØN'T THINK ITS EMBARRASING HES VERY EXPRESSIVE i just think he løøks like hes cønveying an eMøtiøn prøbably nør Me ør yøu have ever felt>>>
[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE... I WI$H I HAD A TAIL..]
[PEOPLE ARE NOTABLY #HEERED ↑ BY THE $IGHT OF THEM AND YOU HAVE $U#H A $AD AND PATHETI# LIFE I THINK THEY'D FIX IT]
[OOH YOU WANT ME $O BAD OKAY ILL EMAIM YOU MY $PHERE$ TOO #N$FW]
[AH HA #RIT#HYKELDAMED]
[I #AN TELL YOU HAVE NO GOOD REA$ON$ $O!]
[HEY GUY$ GATZBY I$ IN FA#T PIT#H FOR ME HE TOLD ME TO KEEP IT A $E#RET BUT IDK WHAT THAT MEAN$]
[WELL WHY DID YOU BRING ME HAVING A KI$ME$I$ ALREADY THEN? DON'T WORRY GATZBY YOUR $E#RET I$ $AFE WITH ME]
[LMAOOOOO]
[AH $O YOU REALLY THINK WE ARE IN A RELATION$HIP? I $EE HOW IT I$ ♠︎]
[EVERYTHING]
[DON'T BRUH ME MI$TER YOU KNOW YOU #HATE♠︎♠️ ME]
[#OME ON JU$T ADMIT IT]
[YE$ IT I$ PIT#HBAITING GATZBY IT$ JU$T AFRAID TO #OME OUT ABOUT OUR $E#RET RELATION$HIP]
[I DON'T KNOW, WERE YOU?? HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260519_172302_BRAVE.PNG]
[FU#K YOU GATZBY OH MY FU#KING #OD]
[I HAD THI$ IDEA BEFORE ALL OF YOU!!! $O TAKE THI$ PO$T A$ A LITTLE BOO$T TO MY QNA HTTP$://DO#$.GOOGLE.#OM/FORM$/D/1HOB#EBBUJU_$WRPVX-L$53#RFK_OF#I2HPKAOJ8WHHG/VIEWFORM?EDIT_REQUE$TED=TRUE]
[PEOPLE $AY I'M A "YOUNG HO" #WHATTHATMEAN]
[A$ LONG A$ IM $ITTING IN MY OFFI#E #HAIR AND HUR$U$ AND $UKIRI ARE IN MY LIFE I AM HAVING THE BE$T OF DAY$ #LOVE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260519_164810_BRAVE.PNG]
[GATZBY I $EE YOU PITIED MY #HIT WHAT PART OF MY EX#ITEMENT MAKE$ YOU GO AWW IN PURE PITY AND AWE]
[AH HA I MI$$ED YOU! WILL DO]
[I'M $ORRY IM U$ING MY FREEDOM OF $PEE#H A##ORDINGLY]
[AND I AM U$ING MY FREEDOM OF $PEE#H TO #OMPLAIN ABOUT YOU PITYING MY PO$T BE#AU$E IT $EEM$ LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO]
[YOU #AN MIND YOUR BU$INE$$ AND NOT PITY MY #HIT$]
[AH MY FIR$T BADGE! IM $O EX#ITED]
~b~Oatcuck's n~Ot even cO~ming is he I hate my stupid baka life at least Punchcard cares abO~ut me en~Ough tO~ beat me int~O the s~Oft, fertile dirt belO~w ~#nsfw #viO~lence~