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[GOOD DU$K #HITTR NO #OMMENTARY FOR TODAY IM BINGE WAT#HING #ARTOON$]
[THI$ WILL BE ME TOMORROW #ANNIVER$ARYDAY HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/$3KZKO.JPG]
[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/LBIDET.JPG]
[OKAY $ORRY FOR THE DUMB P↑PY PO$TING IM JU$T EX#ITED ABOUT TOMORROW]
<~nobody vnderstands the vrge to kill gvtterbloods every once and avhile vhen yov're rich yov have nothing better to do vith life might as vell have fvn yk?~>
[$HIT I MI$$ED $MILING FRIEND$ HOUR??? UGH OKAY DOE$N'T MATTER I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO #HEAT ON GATZBY HE$ MY $MILING FRIEND$ WAT#HING BUDDY]
[HAHA, ALRIGHT. GOOD LIGHT GATZ]
[AND I #AN $TAY OVER? #$UGGE$TIVE]
[MMM 14TH?]
[YEAH WE WERE WRE$TLING BA#K AND FORTH FOR LIKE TWO HOUR$ THAT NIGHT OKAY THE POINT I$ I THOUGHT WE'D A#TUALLY DO $OMETHING FOR OUR 2 (PREVIOU$LY 1) MONTH$ DOE$NT HAVE TO BE ANYTHING BIG WE #OULD JU$T LIKE GO TO THE AQUARIUM OR $OMETHING THEN I #AN FINALLY GO TO YOUR HIVE #JU$TATHOUGHT]
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=>>ritchy is døing this tø Me rn btw https://files.catbøx.Møe/5sxs4x.gif>>>
[UGH I HATE YOU DID YOU KNOW THAT OKAY #AN YOU PIN POINT EXA#TLY WHEN I$ OUR 1 MONTH OR ARE YOU TOO LAZY TO DO $O]
[NOOO WAIT WAIT WAIT FU#K]
[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/QLMEW2.GIF]
[DON'T TALK TO ME YOU BA#K$TABBING WHORE]
[MMMGGMGGMGMDK$K$KFMMGFMMGMHMHMHMHMHMHMM]
=>>øk he actually just Made this søund like right nøw økay haha økay babahahaha i fucking løve yøu ritchy>>>
[I FU#KING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE]
[WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THI$ I$ THI$ YOUR PUNI$HMENT TOWARD$ ME FOR MAKING FUN OF YOU EARLIER]
[HE JU$T DID ME DIRTY TOO FU#K YOU BOTH]
=>>haha back then it was 0u0 except he was extreMely gruMpy før the rest øf the week...>>>
[RORIAN HOW HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/HUH.PNG]
=>>@audaciøusCønfident https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/3618.png>>>
[THAT$ IT I AM ABANDONING HUR$U$ AND WILL PROMPTLY MOVE IN WITH GATZBY HE WOULD NEVER DO ME THI$ DIRTY]
Me when I'm a drunk seadweller (specifically Ritchy) and I wash up -o-o-n the sh-o-o-re -o-o-f the nearest beach. https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4a117a97fe4f.png
[#N$FW HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/0260711171843.PNG]
>--D=Thank=you=it=is=a=rare=but=very=much=appreciated=compliment=not=that=it=should=matter=whether=I=feel=complimented=or=not=haha=:P//<
[I HAVE A WEIRD #RAVING FOR VI$ITING THE AQUARIUM THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN $IN#E I WA$ A WRIGGLER WHI#H I$ TO $AY I GUE$$ I FEEL HAPPY RIGHT NOW]
>--D=Fair=enough=I=apologise=for=the=unprompted=statement=ser=Gatzby//<
[YOU KNOW THERE$ THI$ THING #ALLED PREMATURE ALZHEIMER YEAH YOU $HOULD LOOK IT ↑ ANYWAY HAPPY LATE WRIGGLING DAY GATZ]
You should've s★id something, I would've done something.
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Well congrats, young man. I wish you many more belated wriggling days. / *hic-yuck!*
it s overw you gotta wait anotherw sweep
Ragebai*t Grade Of C+, Good Soft Slur Usage, Not Enough Bi*teᛝ
[THERE YOU GO WITH YOUR ADDI#TION AGAIN THAT$ IM I AM #ONTA#TING BAD FILLER WORD ADDI#T$ ANONYMOU$]
[HM WE ARE A GOOD PAIR AREN'T WE?]
[@METHODI#ALNAUTI#AL ???? DUDE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260710_105638_BRAVE.PNG]
[HOW]
[I HATE $EEING HAPPY #O↑LE$ ON MY FEED IT JU$T REMIND$ ME I #OULD HAVE BOTH OF MY MEN HERE WITH ME BUT NOOOOOOO]
>--D=Casteism=is=as=old=as=our=species=to=deny=its=complete=and=utter=domination=over=foreign=allegedly=superior=cultures=is=silly=not=to=mention=ignorant=it=is=not=the=system=itself=that=is=the=issue=but=the=complete=unwillingness=of=certain=trolls=to=fit=into=their=assigned=roles=who=then=spread=their=discontent=frustration=onto=trolls=forcing=them=into=unpleasent=self=doubt=in=turn=haha=:P//<
[LOL OKAY]
just had the misfortune a interactin wwith a BLOODY MINTBLOOD theyre seriously lettin anybody use this platform huh for FREE TOO fuck i miss the old splinternet they used to barkbeastpile you for bein slightly off hue noww this sort a degeneracy is not only flipperwwavved its encouraged
[IT$ FINALLY HERE THE MOMENT WE (ME) WERE ALL WAITING FOR! RIT#HY KELDAM HA$ OFFI#IALLY HIT A 1OO FOLLOWER$, AND I KNOW IT MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE A 100 #HITTR U$ER$ ALL #RAMMED IN A TINY ROOM! I THANK EVERYONE $O MU#H, #HITTR HA$ BEEN A #RAZY AND WONDERFUL EXPERIEN#E AND I HAVE LEARNED A LOT THE$E PA$T FEW 3 MONTH$-I$H! HOPEFULLY ILL KEEP ENTERTAINING YOU $I#K FU#K$ LIKE A #OURT JE$TER IN THE FUTURE #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/TOOMANY.PNG HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/NOBORDER.PNG]
Guys you know its not very smart to argue with fleet right? Like im not the smartest but I dont argue with fleet because I dont want to die. Im worried about some of you.
[HAH A LITTLE BETTER NOW]
[#FLU$TERED #BUT #AL$OALITTLEOFFENDED #YOUHAVETHREE$E#OND$TOTAKETHATBA#KAND#ALLMEPRETTY!!!!]
[??? RUDE I AM NOT DUMB IM A TWUNK YOURE A TWINK BORDERING ON OTTER BUT $TAYING TWINK BE#AU$E YOURE TALL AND THIN]
[YOU GOT #ALLED A HIMBO TOO WHI#H I FIND OFFEN$IVE]
yummy https://files.catbox.moe/pzb1l6.png
["WHAT DO YOU EVEN $EE IN GATZBY" I DON'T KNOW WHO A$KED THI$ BUT LIKE LOOK HE$ A#TUALLY KIND OF A GOOD PARTNER HE$ REALLY $WEET AND #ARING WHEN I NEED IT AND HE$ GOOD AT LI$TENING $POIL$ ME TOO..I DON'T KNOW I JU$T LIKE THAT HE LIKE$ ME FOR WHO I AM AND DOE$N'T REALLY #ARE ABOUT MY "#RAZY BAGGAGE" I LIKE A MAN WHO #AN PUT ↑ WITH #ON$TANT BULL$HIT. HE$ GOOD LOOKING AND FUNNY AND I LIKE THE WAY HE TREAT$ ME I MEAN I DON'T KNOW JU$T I DON'T KNOW HTTP$://FORM$.GLE/5$QDPV7F8R7NH2#H6]
[THINKING ABOUT THAT A$K FROM EARLIER.. HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/YXQKNH.PNG]
[EVERYONE HERE I$ A PA$$ EX#EPT MY TWO BOYFRIEND$ #FAITHFUL]
[OKAY I THINK I'M GOOD FOR TONIGHT, GOOD LIGHT #HITTR, RE$T EA$Y AND PEA$Y LIKE A BREEZY! I HOPE I DREAM OF MY OFFI#E LOADED WITH #UTE BARKBEA$T$ IN$TEAD OF MY U$UAL RE#URRENT NIGHTMARE]
[THAT FEELING WHEN YOU'RE MAKING OUT AND HI$ HAND GOE$ ↓ TO $QUEEZE FU#KKKK 🤤🤤🤤🤤 #$UGGE$TIVE]
[THI$ FEEL$ VAGUELY FAMILIAR #VAGUEREPLYING]
[OKAY GOOD NEW$ #HITTR IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY $O THEYRE LETTING ME OUT NEXT WEEK]
ritchys design has changed A LOT throughout these months sometimes i just go and stare at his very first drawing like tjis #??? #whydidhishornsmutate https://files.catbox.moe/xpjg5q.png
[YE$...YE$..$PLENDID..]
[$IGH I #AN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE AND MOONBATHE AGAIN, WHO KNOW$ MAYBE ILL $WING BY GATZBY$ TO GET HIM TO TAKE ME $AILING WHILE I JU$T LAY AROUND NAKED AND LOOK PRETTY #$UGGE$TIVE]
[DON'T GET EATEN BY ANYTHING ON THE WAY HERE ALRIGHT THAT'D BE IN#ONVENIENT]
[WELL YOU'RE ALREADY #OMING $O NOT REALLY? I GUE$$ I'D REALLY LIKE ONE OF THO$E REALLY BIG BURGER$ WITH A BUN#H OF BULL$HIT IN THEM AND FRIE$, MAYBE BRING TWO]
[YEAH THEYLL LET YOU, YOU JU$T HAVE TO $WEET TALK THE NUR$E A LITTLE. IT'D BE NI#E OF YOU TO VI$T]
[THEY LET ME WAT#H A MOVIE $O IM NOT MAD ANYMORE #$HREK #AND #$HREK2 #WOOP #HELLYEAH]
happy pride month! what??? its not pride month anymore??? aw fuck @methodicalNautical #cw-gay https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/chudlings.png
[$IGH OKAY IM GONNA BUG THE NUR$E ABOUT THE MATTRE$$ THEN OH NOH RU#K FU#K GU#K I JU$T NOTI#ED THEY #LIPPED MY #LAW$ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGHHH GETME OUT OF HEREEE I$ THRE LIKE A BAILING OUT OF HO$PITAL FEE OR $OMETHING]
[HUR$U$ I$ BRINGING ME A HAPPY MEAL #YAY #IFEELLIKEAGRUBBY #AGRUBBYON$UI#IDEWAT#H #WHATEVER #HAPPYMEAL ##W-$ELF-HARM]
[NEW PFP #HITTR! #$EXY #WHATDOE$THATHAVETODO??? #EVERYTHING...]
i have nothing good to post have some really badly drawn hursus and ritchy lewd content for the time being #nsfw https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/bad.png https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/634_sin_titulo_20260703132550.png
[🙄]
CH-O-O-PPED.
[😍]
[😢]
[HUR$U$ I$... ($NIFF) #BU$Y..($NIFFLE) WITH #WORK..($NIFFLE $NIFFLE HI# HI#) $O HE WON'T ($OB) PAY ATTENTION TO ME....]
=>>daMn økay i spent yøur wriggling day and yesterday ønly with yøu give Me a break>>>
[WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO $AY HEY IM A NEEDY LITTLE FRUIT WHO NEED$ HI$ 5 PM 6 PM 7 PM 8 PM 9 PM 10 PM 11 PM 12 PM 1 PM 2 PM KI$$E$ EVERDAY OR EL$E IM GONNA GO TAPE MY$ELF TO A RO#K AND WAIT FOR THE $UN TO #AT#H ↑ TO ME AND MAKE ME ROA$T FI$H????]
[NO FU#K NO WAIT WAIT WAIT]
[OKAY BUT WHEN YOURE OLD A$ $HIT I WONT #HANGE YOUR DI$GU$TING XXL GRANDPA FAMILY $IZED DIAPER]
[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/HH5PRG.JPG]
[UGH NEVERMINF]
[NO WAIT THAT #ANE OUT WRONG]
[3 DAY$ GATZBY....3 DAY$...#OUNT YOUR DAY$ BIT#H]
[YOURE OLD A$ FU#K TOO]
=>>Gøød Mørning chittr! And happy wriggling day tø the beautiful and aMazing trøll that I løve because it's alsø øur three sweep anniversary! Yøu Mean sø Much tø Me Ritchy, it's kinda sad we døn't get tø løve eachøther at wørk but at least we can when were nøt in there :D @crøesusKingpin>>>
[FU#K IM OLD]
[RIGHT HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME I'M 15 $WEEP$ OLD NOW FU#KKK ANYWAY $AY HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY #RIT#HYDAY]
[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/7UL8$H.PNG]
i was cleaning the sketch super slowly so i took super long to finish it lawwwwll sorry #cw-self-harm https://files.catbox.moe/3in9cf.png
[IF I GET TO GROW TO MY AN#E$TOR $WEEP$ #AN YOU GUY$ GIVE ME A TITLE WITH A GAY PUN IN IT]
its his birthday tomorrow, im glad hes making it another day! Have a wip https://files.catbox.moe/uem1cr.png
[$HIT I$ AL$O MY ANNIVER$ARY TOMORROW FU#K I #ANT BE DEPRE$$ED NOW OF ALL TIME$ #HOLDONHUR$U$ #I$WEAR]
[$HIT BREAK I$ #AN#ELLED RIT#HY KELDAM I$ BA#K FOR THE TIME BEING I FORGOT TOMORROW I$ MY WRIGGLING DAY???? WHAT AM I GETTING FOLK$]
Even More So, Some Might Say ( Me ).
[THANK$ KARAMA I $EE YOU AROUND ALL THE TIME I'M FINE THOUGH I THINK I NEED TIME FOR MY$ELF AND MY PARTNER$ AND THAT I$ IT]
=>>:]>>>
[OKAY #HITTR $AY "THANK YOU HUR$U$" BE#AU$E EVEN IN $I#KNE$$ HE$ ABLE TO #OOK ↑ $OME DELI#IOU$ BULL$HIT #BREAKFA$TPO$TING HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/NT47D5.JPG]
[MY $T↑ID LU$U$ THINK$ HE$ GETTING BREAKFA$T TOO $O HE$ $NOOPING HI$ HEAD OVER HERE NO FU#K YOU GO EAT A $AILOR]
[HE LOOK$ VERY FU#KING PLEA$ED WITH HIM$ELF]
[I #AN'T HELP IT WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT DON'T WORRY I #AN $IMPLY PAT#H YOU ↑ I GUE$$ #$UGGE$TIVE]
[@METHODI#ALNAUTI#AL MY #LAW$ ARE GETTING A BIT TOO LONG, I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR BA#K #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/$QLP$V.PNG]
[#WOOP$]
=>>awwwww awwwww awwwwww awwwww>>>
[WHAT THE FU#K WHEN DID YOU TAKE THI$]
[GOOD NIGHT #HITTR...$OMETHING LOOK$ OFF WHAT$ GOING ON]
=>>0_0 ritchy is in the living røøM and he just screaMed bløødy Murder>>>
[$TILL #AN'T GET OVER THE FA#T THAT BOTH MY PARTNER$ ARE YOUNGER THAN ME AND AL$O TALLER THAN ME #GRRRR #IMGONNAGETMYREVENGEALRIGHT #ILLONLYWEARHIGHHEEL$FROMNOWON]
=>>gøing thrøugh My caMera røll :] #nsfw #yay #butt and #scars https://files.catbøx.Møe/7p4a7a.png>>>
=>>i shøuldn't be pøsting øn cøMpany høurs but we are just thrøwing a party because is the wriggling day øf øne øf øur cø-wørkers :] we'll get back tø wørk in a Minute thø>>>
[I WON'T BITE YOUR BULGE I PROMI$E LIKE I EVEN BOUGHT A BUN#H OF NEW PANTIE$ IT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE TO NOT MAKE GOOD U$E OF THEM #N$FW]
lowwbloodsll fight each other like rabid beasts but wwhen a vvioletblood wwants to join they scatter like leavves to the wwind
[WHY DO YOU KEEP EXPO$ING ME LIKE THI$]
=>>iM trying tø take a picture øf ritchy but hes sø freaking Mad lMaø https://files.catbøx.Møe/q91ls7.png>>>
[FU#K]
[I LIKE HOW YOU GET OFF TO MY $UFFERING]
[YOU PMO]
=>>ritchy yøure talking crazy>>>
=>>ritchys full naMe is richartsøn keldaM the third btw>>>
[WALK INTO ↑#OMING TRAFFI#]
[THINKING REALLY HARD HOW ALL OF MY PARTNER$ HAVE HIGHLY RIDEABLE NO$E$ #MHM #N$FW]
[I'M WAT#HING $MILING FRIEND$ NOW AFTER ME AND GATZBY WAT#HED A BIT TOGETHER...IT I$ QUITE GOOD]
꒦꒷ WHOLE HOUSE MAD
=>>I feel like I'M the Møst Mature between My friends -_->>>
=>>well i døn't think any øf yøu shøuld be talking abøut a trøll with free will like this!>>>
=>>sukiri i think yøu shøuld let the lady decide>>>
[GLADLY #N$FW]
=>>ritchy keeps cøMplaining abøut the stretch Marks in his butt while nøt ønly are they faint but they alsø løøk really fucking gøød øn hiM #suggestive>>>
[AT LEA$T YOU DIDNT $AY LOL THI$ TIME NEXT TIME IM $HOVING THAT FU#KING LOL ↑ YOUR BOOTYHOLE #N$FW #VIOLEN#E]
[LIKE AN HOUR BUT I GOT DI$TRA#TED]
[LOL I PROBABLY MI$$ED LIKE A BAJILLION DOE$NT MATTER WE NEED TO ADDRE$$ THE LOL IN THE ROOM HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/QJ173A.PNG]
[OKAY ILL WAIT FOR YOU THEN]
[IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH HUR$U$ THEN $URE]
[NO BUT IT$ ALL I #AN THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW 😘 #OKAY #IDO #KINDA #HM #IGUE$$ #MI$$YOU #OR$OMETHINGLIKETHAT #NOT$URE #MAYBE? #MAYHAP$?]
[#MI#DROP]
[$HUT ↑]
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒎ — @croesusKingpin Ritchy Keldam You ever know a guy that you’re massively fascinated with but lack the courage to say HI? That is, admittedly, how I feel about Ritchy. Yeah, I’m a FAN. That’s not even because of the Conglomerate Business He Runs. (But then again, anyone (⒈) would be fanboying over the guy with the pith of ‘RICH’ in his name.) HE’S JUST COOL, AL→? Let me dote over a guy before I PICK HIM APART. Figuratively. Anywho. Let’s Take A Gander at Ritchy Keldam! (CROWD CHEER! *camera flashes here!* Better STRIKE A POSE!) Ritchy. You either HEART him or HATE him. I don’t think there’s an inbetween; the difference is whether you see him as a BIMBOIFIED PLATITUDE or a CHARMING BLEEDING PUSHER. He’s evidently an applebob of both that’s become something approximately troll-shaped, if you asked me. Now forget everything I wrote about labels because for WHATEVER REASON he manages to break every expectation in a blissfully ignorant stride. For the FIGUREHEAD OF KELDAM CORP, he’s QUITE STRANGE: throwing caegars around like they don’t mean anything to him, flying into a MELODRAPANIC at the MILDEST INCONVENIENCE, and carrying the demeanor you might expect from a CHEERY CONCERT FRONTLINER than a reputed CEO. This FLAVOR OF BUSINESSMAN is functionally extinct. I posit there’s no one else as curious and aberrantly outward as Ritchy, and I mean that in a good way. ALAS, his whimsy stems from the fact his range of skills Lacks in the Austere. By this I mean he doesn’t have many household skills to rely on. His ancestor had raised him to become reliant beyond the MAIDS AND DRONES at his disposal, yet he lacks the facilities to whip ↑ a recipe with more than ⒊ steps. (No Offence!) However, this doesn’t deter him from LEARNING everything alongside the people he cares about. For this reason I genuinely don’t believe he has a MALEVOLENT BONE in him. AN OVERCONFIDENT BONE, DEFINITELY, but nothing deliberately EVIL. At his best, he’s the mood booster everyone (⒈) searches for, and at his worst, he is pushy, crabby, and demanding. But he’s always trying his best to improve. However, don’t be led astray by his confident exterior. I hope you aren’t picturing him to be SECRETLY EVIL in any way, because that’s NARY THE CASE. Rather, he’s more profound than you’d realize. If you dare look between the CRACKS, you’ll find that his ego isn’t nearly as large as you’d expect it to be. But he doesn’t want to dive ↓ the RITCHICEBERG. He’s afraid to. The nuances of his words, libido, and actions point to the fact that he carries a pain in his chest no distractions can heal. A sort of UNVOICED FEAR that makes you wonder how long he can keep ↑ the act before his stage comes crashing ↓. I know a part of you is trying to escape from your incompetence, whether this is in the workplace or in the real world. Another part is clinging to the little things that make you feel better about yourself. You’re pulling at two (⒉) sides of a fantasy, and it’s only a MATTER OF TIME until you pull your dreams asunder. You have your back faced from your responsibilities because you KNOW you don’t have the capacity to handle it as you should. It’s easier to live in a world of WISHFUL THINKING than one that confronts you with cold hard reality. The truth is scary to think about, but I reassure you that you have the CAPACITY to harness it. So long as you keep ↑ the MOMENTUM you’re going at, in the company of friends and quads, I know you can bring the change you’ve been looking for. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: KNIGHT OF HOPE? (ALT. HEART?) Confident, peculiar, and IN YOUR FACE. A metaphorical and literal ambassador that believes too hard. Hides his deepest fears under his optimistically silly bravado. Afraid of the truth. Escapes what he defines as failure. He really is trying.) #gandertag
[#BA#K$TABBED!!!!!]
[LARK$O NO DON'T BETRAY ME LIKE THI$]
I Am Sorry But I Am, In Fact, Always Saying That. #sympathetic
#lol
=>>I'M glad tø see Ritchy is having fun with Gatzby! :) @crøesusKingpin>>>
[HAH OF #OUR$E]
[NO IT'LL JU$T REV ME ↑ #N$FW]
[YOU ARE NOT WEL#OME IN MY HIVE EVER AGAIN NOT EVEN IF HAVE ME ON ALL FOUR$, ON MY BA#K, ON TOP, UNDER, PRE$$ED AGAI$NT THE BED, $HAMEGLOBE$ IN DEEP, $#REAMING, GROANING, MOANING, #RYING AND DROOLING! WAIT WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT #N$FW]
[FU#K YOU]
[😚😚😚😚😚😚]
[OKAY #HITTR TONIGHT WE ARE KILLING ME]
[OKAY FIGURED IT OUT IM IGNORING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM OKAY]
[THAT FEELING WHEN YOU'RE HORNY A$ FU#K AND #AN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT #N$FW]
[RE#HITT]
[LIFE OR BATH FOR DRY RIT#HY 🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉 HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/VAN6GI.PNG]
[$HIT 10K KULL $#ORE OKAY WHO WANT$ TO THROW TOMATOE$ AT ME THI$ I$ YOUR #HAN#E]
(( #hursusposting https://files.catbox.moe/aaul1z.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/rk53xa.jpg
[OKAY HI #HITTR MY NAME I$ RIT#HY KELDAM AND I AM KILLING HUR$U$ MOLLEI TODAY AT 10 PM AFTER WE HAVE BREAKFA$T #↓WITHTHEKING #DONTMI$$IT!]
[YOURE GOING TO ULTRA HELL GATZBY]
[I INDEED AM AND I #AN $AFELY A$$URE YOU HOW DEEPLY OFFEN$IVE THI$ FEEL$]
,-~~-.___ / | ' \ RITCHY is boasting true wealth with a new badge — RITCHYKELDAMED ( ) 0 \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________|
[HEY GUY$ MY NAME I$ RIT#HY KELDAM AND IM A $NOB!!! HEHE]
=>>ill be willing tø whenever just dM Me :)>>>
=>>yøu need tø støp respønding like right nøw he just grøaned irl>>>
[I FU#KING HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE]
This Is So Sad. Rechitt Btw
=>>øh shit dø I need tø check there tøø>>>
[I DO NOT HAVE #RAB$ #RAB$ ARE FOR $TINKY PEOPLE WHO DON'T WA$H THEIR TEETH AND DON'T $HOWER!]
[OH MY #OD I DO NOT HAVE #RAB$ I TAKE #ARE OF WHERE I'M PUTTING MY $HIT]
[I'M GONNA KILL YOU]
=>>#ritchykeldaMhaslicefriday>>>
=>>AW RITCHYS MASCARA IS SMEARED ALL ØVER HIS FACE I DØN'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN HIM UGLY CRY LIKE THIS>>>
=>>øh its økay yøu døn't have tø scøld hiM...øh nø wait yes yøu dø isnt that like yøur jøb? I dønt knøw Much abøut pitch røMance>>>
=>>øh nø yeah definitely i døn't deny that i aM, hes like My dreaM Man sø #hM>>>
=>>økay sø iMagine yøu were having an ørgasM while barfing and being abøut tø sneeze but since yøu døn't want it tø cøMe øut because it wøuld be unsexy yøu bite yøur lip øh alsø while yøure hølding in laughter like all øf that at the very saMe tiMe>>>
(( I REALLY HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT SOMG THIS IS REFERENCING OR ILL BE SO EMBARRASED
=>>yøu døn't even knøw the face hes Making right nøw its aMazing>>>
i’m running /)ut /)f t/)pics i can c/)mplain ab/)ut, i can /)nly pray up/)n the d/)wnfall /)f ritchy keldam s/) many times
[YOU MAKE ME WANT TO RIP IT RIGHT FROM YOU WITH MY BARE TEETH I #AN'T EVEN LIE #N$FW]
[DON'T TEMPT ME. #$UGGE$TIVE]
(( i think is very clear but ritchy is polyamorous or atleast doesnt share the mindset that you can only have one troll in each quadrant, his relationship with hursus is pretty much open on his side like he has two hands for that
(( everytime i look at him he gets tinnier! help! https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/509%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260523172558.png
(( this is a little version of me alan...i want you to have it https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/504%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260521141128.png
(( for todays ritchy fact a little on his typing quirk: He uses [ ] brackets to represent dollars, replaces c with # because c stands for coin and of course # representing a number, replaces s with $ because you know dollar sign but i think thats pretty obvious, he never types in low caps only all caps (I THINK ive made him type in low caps but thats because im too lazy to change it) except when it comes to hursus
If you would change him to fit the expectations of your peers, rather than change him to improve his life through mutually set upon standards, you clearly do not love him.
[I DON'T KNOW, WERE YOU?? HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260519_172302_BRAVE.PNG]
[FU#K YOU GATZBY OH MY FU#KING #OD]
[#GAGGED???????]
(( YOU DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS MAKIKG ME LAUGH OH MYFUCKING GOD
secretly really into seadwellers, especially fuchsias. id say call me but i need to be anon for my safety ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
[DON'T 😑😑😑👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 ME MI$TER]
We sh★ll see.
Sure. Why not. I'll show you re★l strength.
ᐖ WOAGH HAHA ᐖIS GUY HE GOT JOAKES ᐛ
[I'M NOT OB$E$$ED WITH YOU YOU JU$T MAKE ME ANGRY]
[THI$ I$ NOT THE #OMPLIMENT YOU THINK IT I$]
[$OME OF YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED AND RI#H AND IT $HOW$]
-> here's where i would put my rant about limbloods, if they were still around! #vaguepostingisforcowards
✧˗ˏˋGoing to be doing more sniffing-salves for the sniffin' man, and I remembered my first release!!! IT ROCKED THE JOINT, HAHAHAAHA✦ #RememberingTheGoodTimes #SmellLikeMe https://i✦ibb✦co/BV1DW4yN/IMG-7372✦pngˎˊ˗✦
~Y~Ou tO~ld me tO~ walk that's sO~me #ableism right there buckarO~O~nie~
✧˗ˏˋAnd that's a wrap here on 𝐏itch street, folks✦ Time to turn the lights down🕯️🕯️, wind down with a hot piece of best selling-literature📕, and have me peter popped by the bulge-arian-gargler 500X2, coming to merchant blocks near you! #nsfw 👏👏👏👏👏Good light, Alternia! Good light 👏👏👏👏👏ˎˊ˗✦