Glasya Elliss
@laxLitterateur
ceaseLLess watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thang (me)
anyway. caLLLL me when this writer guy does something actuaLLLLy noteworthy and doesnt just repeat peopLLes chitts cuz were aLLLL terminaLLLLy onLLine here
owo It's true! He's just a parrot trying to sound ominous! It's adornya!ble! uwu
so has anything normaLL happened tonight or is chittr just fuLLLL of entities now
yeah youre stiLLLL the best entity dont worry. pretty sure the others dont LLike ear scritches -v-
girLLwinner but in a nonbinary way. onLLy a girLL when its funny but aLLways a winner baybee 💯💯💯
watched too many fake magic vids on tiktok and now my fyp is aLLLL asmr vids of peopLLe making potions and shit. damn if that site existed when i was a wriggLLer my mud pies wouLLdve done numbers
[ >YOUR MUD PIES CAN STILL DO NUMBERS, DO NOT LET THINE AGE HOLDETH YE BACK FROM THINE DESIRES. THOUGH THESE FAKEY FAKE MAGICIANS PALE IN COMPARISON TO A TRUE MASTER OF THE ARCANE SUCH AS MINESELF_ ]
we need a reaLL wizard on that site LLike you. the tiktok infLLuencers dont even make bubbLLing brews or periLLous poisons its aLLLL gLLitter water and dried LLeaves 😔😔😔
[ >DAMNABLE FRAUDS I SHALL STRIKETH THEM DOWN AND PUT THEM ALL TO SHAME. THEY SHALL PACKETH UP THEIR GLITTER WATER AND DEAD LEAVES AND BE BANISHED INTO THE DUNES OF DESPAIR. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BUBBLING BREWS?????? WHAT THE FUCK_ ]
if i ever start unironicaLLLLy hornyposting thats your sign that ive been kiLLLLed and repLLaced with a worse cLLone of myseLLf and you need to put me down LLike a racehorse with a broken LLeg
IF YOU INSSISST THEN I SHA// DO SSO G/AD/Y >83
[ >THE WIZARD SHALL REND THINE SHADOW SELF ASUNDER_ ]
yeah sorry you gotta wait for the cLLone scenario to happen. thats the onLLy way youLLLL get to see my brain
gonna teLLLL everyone im at the masquerade and no one wiLLLL know if im LLying or not on account of the masquerade
are you guys ever not yearning
sometimes i'm learnin'. sometimes turnin'.
good for you. im aLLways earning cuz the grind never stops baybee $$$
owo Silly Glas they thirst for other things too, you’ve seen it! Look how kinky they are! #nsfw uwu
ok fiiiiiiine iLLLL correct myseLLf to be more incLLusive. they yearn for the genitaLL. sometimes more than that. and sometimes even LLess
anyone know if weve got the endLLess torment and neverending horrors tomorrow
no, public holiday
damn im getting confLLicting information now. how am i supposed to know for certain if i gotta keep my scheduLLe free
There are still horrors but it's only a half day of them.
ok thats manageabLLe. if they can pick the haLLf of the day im usuaLLLLy asLLeep thatd be great thanks
ok i cant actuaLLLLy say something funny to this one because youve got the actuaLL sucky LLife here. you got my support to fuck with your annoying crewmates five nights at freddys styLLe -v-
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asmr the ghosts in my hive waiLL and bitch and moan whiLLe i am eating my scrambLLed eggs #myscrampLLeeggs
ok but do i actuaLLLLy gotta put up a discLLaimer that 99% of the time i do just be saying shit
∙☾__☽ nah i just ignorre it, ̶f̶unny as hell pissing ppl on chittrr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ tbh messiahs ̶f̶orrbid a trroll wants a lil blood action #justtrrollythings
it wouLLd be a huge win for feminism if we pubLLicLLy executed another chittr user on #yuriday. just saying
Nno more killings please thank you
c< agreed >c
hate to break it to you buddy but youre on the sociaLL media website for the species that LLoves kiLLLLing and vioLLence
I've spoken to trolls who don't kill for fun . Sso it can't be a species-wide thing. Mmaybe I could convince you?
nah my kiLLLLing days are over. im just saying shit cuz i think its funny
Still, you're.. Inciting violence. Or ththis is a bit and I'm overreacting again.
it can be whatever heLLps you sLLeep better at day. dont think too hard about it -v-
working at a supernaturaLL investigation organisation makes you forget whats normaLL untiLL you casuaLLLLy teLLLL someone about the anime girLL tuLLpa incident and they LLook at you LLike youre insane in the membrane. which i am but thats besides the point
imma be reaLL with you kitten no emojis are gonna make daddy wanna be scrampLLed
owo you can't do that because you're an itty bitty youngster hedgepog sowwy uwu
chittr feed LLooking exactLLy what id imagine is aLLways going on inside my friends murder party fetishist boyfriends head at aLLLL times
Nah there's a lot more dessert ideas in there but otherwise yeah kinda.
It's not like I did it on purpose but like I can't help he showed up when I worked at the estate and radiated "I'm like if a candyland character was from the hunger games" energy.
He wishes he was Willy Wonka, tbh, he'd kill for that level of drama for his parties.
anyway. jam toast and a coffee for breakfast today. hedgehogmum do not interact with my coffee cup
ooh hypnosis is so sexy <- words spoken by peopLLe who have never been possessed or under someone eLLses infLLuence before
i ❤️ LLosing an entire sweep of my LLife to magicaLL possession ^_^
>Be Casper >Have gaps in your memory because of some stupid clown fuckery that spans over holy shit around a three sweep period >Sign onto chittr dot ing "Ohhhh hypnosis sexc." >Ok
from one guy who has ridden the possession trauma train and gotten off at 'fucked up but funny about it' station to another i say that is some reaLL shit you just said 🤝
the chittr mods gift you a custom badge and its a pic of how youLLLL die in the future wyd
:33 < a pile of meowbeasts honestly! :33 < not only does it fit as a badge to a t33… :33 < i mean come on thats a fantastical way to go is it not?? :33 < death by cute attack!!
thats what they aLLLL say untiLL you waLLk under a buiLLding and a piano actuaLLLLy does faLLLL out an above window LLooney tunes styLLe
>>| .i think .it's best suitable for me. swift, no feelings .and .in .artistic style.
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the staLLker situation here is crazy but aLLso you guys aLLLL sound LLike cartoon viLLLLains announcing your 4d chess pLLans to go after someone. its LLike you want to get caught and beaten up LLmfao
They probably do ‘cause they’re sad and starved for attention and chronic bottoms. #nsfw
masochist bottoms be LLike hey im a staLLker bragging about staLLking peopLLe because im totes eviLL and edgy. oh noooo dont hunt me down and punish me youre so sexy haha 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
texted happy miLLf day to the one jade i know and he didnt understand the joke. no ones got a sense of humour these days -n-
LLets aLLLL touch grass with mama
the horrors persist but i stay siLLLLy ✨✨