๐ซตA ROEWZI BY ANOTHER NAME๐ซต
@yellowJacket
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๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ ass fat, lips real ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐๐๐ purse full, big bills ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ bitch, i'm a big deal โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ legs, legs, face, eyes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ thin waist, thick thighs ๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฐ you, me, you wish ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ new phone, who this? โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pussy puss, puss, give them cunt, cunt, cunt, bitch ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐ mama, yes, god, then you pop that tongue, bitch ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ this whole club is my runway, run, bitch โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ y'all five, four, three, twos, i'm a one, bitch ๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐โจ๐ ๐๐๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ so make it rain on me (me) โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค and i might let you see ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ what you gonna let them see? ๐๐๐ ๐ โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ head, shoulders, knees, toes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ don't know these hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ face, lips, eyes, nose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ camera, click, we pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค beat mug, limp wrists ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ v.i.p list ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ wave, wave, blow a kiss ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i'm that bitch, sis ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ left, right, left, right, left with a spin, bitch ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ where's my sash and crown? 'cause i win, bitch ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i'm so fab, i'm gone with the wind, bitch ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ y'all six, seven, eight, nines, i'm a ten, bitch โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ so make it rain on me (me) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ and i might let you see โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค what you gonna let them see? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ okay dolls, y'all know what time it is, come on ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ everybody on the floor, everybody on the floor ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now i want you to stretch out those arms, stretch out those legs ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ stretch out that wrist, stretch out that weave ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ i don't want to see you dance ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i want to see you work, come on ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ drop for me, drop for me, drop โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ pose for me, pose for me, pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (yes honey!) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now ๐ snap ๐ for me, snap for me, snap โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap (oh-ho-ho-ho, snap, crackle, pop, bitch) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ give trade for me, trade for me, trade โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (oohhh) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (girl) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (i heard) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (she said) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now, fan for me, fan for me, fan โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ that's all โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ๐ค๐๐ #Chairministrangling #Animation #WandUse #HandMadeInTheShade #Nails #Hair #Hips #Heels #Ass #Fat #Lips #Real #Purse #Full #Big #Bills #Bitch #Ima #Big #Deal #Legs #Legs #Face #Eyes #Thin #Waist #Thick #Thighs #You #me #you #wish #new #phone #who #this #lyricposting #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediATEaBoss #IDontPlayISlay #IDontWalkIStrutStrutStrutAndThenSashay #TradeForMe #TradeForMeTradeForMe #MakeItRainForMe #AndIMightLetYouSee ๐ข CHARMS is A BIG DEAL.
my head hurts
โโฝ Oh goodness! Congrats to you and your... promotion? โพโ
โโฝ It's always a shock whenever he does that. #vaguepost โพโ
โโฝ It's happening again...!! โพโ
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
fuck this image is peak
oh this is awesome you really said it demoNess of aNcieNt times.
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7ou know, itโs been forever sin(e we talked. we should (at(h up, if 7ouโre no longer to bus7 to!
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Would. Next question, your honor.
ghoogh.
hiii HIIIII hellooooo hiiii
Y.oยฐu are very pretty
ThahaT WIll n3v3r n(o)T b3 mIlDly T3rrIfyIng Wh3h3n ChaharmS D(o)3S ThahaT. ๐ฌ
๐คญ๐ซขwhen charms does what, dollface?๐ซข๐คญ ๐๐๐ when i hand it to you? but i gotta!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ขโญ CHARMS is ON LIVE APPLAUSE.
๐๐๐you just let me know if it ever gets to be too much, okay? ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐i will drop it like an undervalued contract with a month to month storage ree increase without an estoppel promise, bestieeee ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ON TOP OF MANDATORY SENSITIVITY TRAINING.
Y(o)u'r3 fIn3, IT'S juST Sh(o)ckIng 3v3ry TIm3 hahahaha.
WHaat haappened, if I maay aaskk?
(o)h R(o)3WzI ChaharmS (ab(o)v3) juST lIk3D my p(o)ST... a l(o)T?
OH. I aapologise, I might be stupid. I thought you were taalkking aabout chaarms aas in inaanimaate objects
L(O)L y3ah n(o) Th3h3 p3rS(o)n. (O)r a P3rS(o)n (ab(o)v3)
Th3h3 laT3r r3p(o)ST! I'v3 b33n D(o)Ing lIl chIbIS f(o)r p3(o)pl3; S(o)m3 W3r3 f(o)r fr33, S(o)m3 paID f(o)r, buT If any(o)n3 IS InT3r3ST3D In Th3h3Ir (o)Wn, Th3h3 3mb3D W(o)n'T Sh(o)W up, S(o) IT'S unD3r Th3h3 unquIrk. ClIck UnquIrk f(o)r m(o)r3 Inf(o) Th(o)ugh :o)
Thahank y(o)u!! If y(o)u can'T aff(o)rD (o)n3/WanT (o)n3 3v3nTually I plan T(o) D(o) m(o)r3 fr33bI3S laT3r.
Some have taken notice that the Felt has acquired a new member. I use the word โmemberโ generously. Roewzi Charms has not been appointed, inducted, assigned a number, or given a purpose, but has nevertheless attached himself to our organization with the confidence of a decorative seal upon an impressive envelope. He claims not to have read its contents, yet we will determine the truth of that, wonโt we? He advertises our personnel, manufactures their insignias, and invokes our names with such relentless enthusiasm that correcting the misconception would be considerably more difficult than simply allowing it to become true. Fortunately, his peculiarities are largely productive, and as a result, I have opted not to remove him from the roster of authorities with whom I pursue our greater ambitions. His innumerable qualities and metaphorically innumerable hands remain both of interest and of use. His attention is exacting beneath all of that noise. His capacity to make himself indispensable borders on admirable. Welcome, Mr. Charms. May your stay be comfortable and your loyalty unwavering.
How fascinating. A creature possessed of so many hands, and not one of them capable of concealing what passes through his heart. You mistake this small indulgence as a full fledged adoption of your personality into my fold. A common enough error. One may appreciate the craftsmanship of a particularly energetic songbird without extending to it a deed to the aviary. Your enthusiasm has, however, accomplished something rather uncommon. It has rendered itself useful without first requiring instruction. As for your apparent collapse, I would advise against falling. The floor has an unfortunate habit of bruising the like of your particularly delicate physical form. Should you insist regardless, I suspect Mrs. (Formerly) Cumjar would indeed be delighted to catch whatever pieces remain. You flatter me extravagantly. It is wasted effort. Marble neither blushes nor softens beneath praise. Still... There is a peculiar charm in watching an individual throw himself so enthusiastically into the machinery without once asking what the machine produces. Do continue. I find myself... curious how long you can maintain such momentum before inevitability discovers you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. DON'T CALL HIM THAT.
๐ซถ oh? ๐ซถ ๐ซตdont suppose you want me calling him what YOU do, do you?๐ซต ๐ฉ that wouldnt be very appropriate either!!!! oh nooo! ๐ฉ #Chairministrangling #GrindsettingExpectations #Ah #Damara #HeardOfYou ๐ด CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
@imJunior BANISH ACCOUNT. AND KILL USER IN REAL LIFE.
๐ฉ๐ซถ ignore the sobby cinder from hella, juju sweetheart @imJunior ๐ซถ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ shes lashing out because shes REALLY used to getting her way and isnt sure how to deal with the feelings of that not really panning out (for her) ๐๐ฉ ๐คgotta hand it to her... i thought any new lows would be down on her knees ๐ ๐ซถbut i guess theres always a deeper middle ground for some people๐ซถ #Chairministrangling #Siiiiiiiiiiigh #ThereIsAlwaysOne ๐ด CHARMS is STILL ON WILL NOT BE DISTURBED.
JUNIOR LIKES ME BETTER. MUCH LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I COULD MENTION.
Damara, Roewzi, I am sure we can find a civil and mutual accommodation. Perhaps you two should speak in my study rather than a public forum.
I DON'T WANT TO BE CIVIL. I WANT YOU TO STOP HIRING EVERY SKIRT YOU SEE.
Hmm... #juniorisnotauthorizedtokill #but #juniorcandebadge #whichislikedeath #forsome
CAN YOU STRIP THAT PISSBLOODED WHORE BARE. AND ALL HER LITTLE SOCK PUPPETS TOO. AND THROW HER IN THE MUD. AND STEP ON HER A FEW TIMES. AND THEN I WILL DO THE KILLING PART. ONEGAI. FOR ME. MY SWEET LITTLE TAMAGOTCHI TOMODACHI.
I STAY WINNING. FOREVER AND ETERNALLY. FOR THANKS TO THE OUR PERFECT LORD OF TIME CALIBORN I HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH A MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME UNIQUE PERSONAL BADGE NEXT TO MY NAME. ALONGSIDE A BRAND NEW NEAT TITLE GIFTED ALONGSIDE IT: THE VOIDNOIR. ISNT THAT FUN HEEHAAHOOHOO! STARE AND WEEP, SIMPLISTIC IMBECILES! TRULY, ONLY THOSE WHO STAND IN THE CORRECT SIDE OF HISTORY SHALL REAP ALL REWARDS. HEEHOOHOOHAAHAA!
โซ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐UH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!๐๐๐ค๐ฉโซ ๐ซถYOU BET its not about my sovereign self๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like ๐ค technically ๐ค FRACTION of a finger ๐ค walking in ๐ค on this ๐ค utterly immaculate ๐ค english coronation ๐ค ๐ซต after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bagel at the meeting, didnt even ask if the toaster was in use, and COOKED, he fucking COOKED, he BAGEL BAKED and COOKED and now suddenly hes got FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS and ZERO chill to balance it out๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๐๐did you know his highlights? his glorious moments? even before his ascension? are some of the dark lord caliborn's greatest hits? he revisits them often and quietly leaving nothing but clawprints and taking nothing but lives of people too unimportant to be potent enough to remember๐๐๐ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐๐THE VOIDNOIR didn't just kill a KING, VOIDNOIR LORDJACK killed a KINGDOM. then another. then a WHOLE UNIVERSE. then ANOTHER ONE. just fucking because! VOIDNOIR LORDJACK is the entire midnight crew rolled into a dude who has need for nothing, waste all want not am i right???๐๐๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ the planetary pulverizer, the session slaughterer, the "oops i accidentally became the main antagonist through sheer hustle culture" himself๐ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐๐he STABBED the HERO OF BREATH (left em breathless). he STABBED the HERO OF TIME (made sure he ran out of minutes). he STABBED the SEER OF LIGHT (didn't see that one coming huh bitch???). if you had a classpect and a pulse (and sometimes not even that!) my guy had a CULL IN THE WORKS for you!!!๐๐๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐๐he's NOT-UNION-JACK under ANY circumstances๐๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดTHE VOIDNOIR LORDJACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ โ ๏ธwhat a HATETHROB, huh ladies? theydies? guys, gals, all other market demographically violence inclined pals?????? get em while theyre hot!!! which is ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS for THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACK!!!!โ ๏ธ ๐๐๐ ๐ค here is to many more of you creepy crawly stand godly tallies keeping me up until the break of day๐ค #Dark #Chairministrangling #LikeALordjack #PityALordjack #MediateALordjack #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #TheVoidnoir #LordJack #NotUnionJack #VoidAllOtherTransactions #IneedToAffordThat #MidnightCoronation โซ๐ฉ CHARMS is A NIGHT OWL AND A WISE BIRD TOO.
ETERNALLY HONORED. TO HAVE SUCH A MARK OF RECOGNITION STAPLED ONTO MY NAME. THANKS TO NONE OTHER THAN THE GRACIOUS ACTIONS OF OUR ONE TRUE LORD CALIBORN. HEEHAAHOOHOO. WOW THIS ROCKS. THANK YOU ROEWZI. YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE CRAFTSMAN.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO ๐๐โจ ๐ซถonly this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like an ๐ค itty bitty ๐ค smidgen even ๐ค responsible ๐ค for this ๐ค ๐ซต compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ please give a sugar sprinkled applause ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐คก๐ฆทto the dental damnation himself๐ฆท๐คก๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐ฆท๐the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer๐ฆท๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดwithout any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me ๐๐๐ ๐คlike ๐ค if ๐ค i ๐ค were ๐ค this ๐ค big ๐ค ๐ซต compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called๐ซต ๐ค here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list๐ค #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot ๐ก๐ชฅ CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
PRAISE
H3H3h3h3, Thahank y(o)u, I am V3RY h(o)n(o)r3D f(o)r Th3h3 TITl3. bIg D33p m(o)Th3h3rfuckIng b(o)W.
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Why did you tag the felt in this?
HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE ROSE GOLD TROLL. ROEWZI CHARMS IS THE NAME. THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO MAKE THOSE SPINNY GOLD BADGES. I HAVE NEVER BEHELD THIS TROLL'S PRESENCE IN THE PAST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY THROWN INTO THESE CLUTCHES. MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THAT GOLDBLOODS MUG. THIS ALL IS TO SAY. WOW THIS TROLL IS AWESOME. READING THOSE CHITS IS KIND OF AN ASSAULT TO THE SENSES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS: THERE IS ZERO LEVEL OF OFFENSE IN REGARDS TO WHAT I AM SENDING ROEWZI'S WAY. PURELY A MOTHERFUCKING STRONG LEVEL OF GREAT AWE AND BEDAZZLEMENT. ROEWZI IF YOU ARE READING THIS. KEEP UP THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING WORK. HEEHAAHOOHOO.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐นO=@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅoห)@ู A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. โฎ@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@โญ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #ๆผไบฎ็ท
๐ OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST ๐ ๐ซต YOU CAN CALL ME SIR ๐any time๐ i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA๐ซต ๐ซต cute boy to cute boy communicado ๐ซต i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me ๐ซต ๐๐๐ like just saying monkey king ๐๐๐ ๐ id love to swing with you vine or no vine๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat ๐ก๐ CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
๐ซถ ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE ๐ซถ๐ UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅ THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ซ joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow๐ thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! ๐ฆ๐ฐ and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) ๐๏ธ๐ค ๐ RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION ๐ you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?๐ฆ reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws โ๏ธ๐ i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! ๐ โจ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! ๐ฅ๐ผ ๐ผ COUNTER-OFFER ๐ผ โ ๐SO๐โ i see POTENTIAL here!! ๐ add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever ๐๐ but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached๐ฝโจ ๐im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? ๐๏ธ๐ฐ ๐ซต THE YUGLER ๐ซต (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! ๐ญโจ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ก NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION ๐ก send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! ๐ค๐) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! ๐ โจ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito ๐ needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! ๐โ๏ธ stay COOL!โ๏ธ๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #โจ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is online.
๐ gestures vaguely ๐ ๐ซฐ new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason ๐ซฐ ๐ค at fucking all! ๐ค #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
wOW, i AM SORRY THIS ALL, hAPPENED TO YOU,
๐๐ญ๐ซด omg TAVROS??? i know you!!! GUUUUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!! ur cheek pinchable sweetness (dw not touching u that would be doing too much) ๐ซณ๐ซด ur positivity is contagious and your apologies are accepted ๐ even though you had ๐ fuckall to do with this ๐ or the hellions who did this to me and very temporarily ruined my life a lil bit๐ ๐๐๐๐โ๏ธan honor to have u on my post hooooooly fuck im flapping my hands mad crazy right now bout to give my wrists motherfucking vertigoโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ท๐ธ memories in the MAKING #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #WomenAndStims #Scrapebooking ๐ก CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDEN GLEE.
yOU KNOW ME? hOW IS THAT, iF i MAY ASK? bUT, yEAH IT IS A SHAME SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT ALL OVER, wHAT IS SO OBVIOUSLY, a FAN ACCOUNT PARODY, tYPE THING, i MEAN, yOUR COMMENTARY ON, mANOSPHERE TYPE GRIND CULTURE, wAS PRETTY B1TING AND, yOU WERE THE cHAIRMINISTRANGLER AND NOT THE cHAIRMANCER SO, wHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE? i HOPE THAT, yOU ARE ABLE TO REMAIN SAFE, aND WELL, bUDDY,
๐๐ ๐๐ been on the site, toreadork!!!! โ๏ธ ive seen your posts โ๏ธ ๐ค your squeal pipette and neck competing with the mighty lord caliborn ๐ค ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ your gender journey ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ ๐ your crocker sponsored misadventures ๐ โ your utterly adorbs and INSPIRED fiduspawn and pokemon and creature catcher teams totaling up to a GORGEOUS goddan glossary of fine monsters managed โ ๐๏ธโ put er there โ๐๏ธ ๐ค๐~โจ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #MemoriesMade #MemoriesInTheMaking #Memoirs #Maybe #AlsoInTheMaking #PublishingRightsPending ๐ก CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDENER GLEE.
wOW, oKAY, aHAHA, tHAT SURE IS, a WHOLE LOT OF MEMORIES, hUH, i AM REALLY FLATTERED, tO BE SURE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE A FAN, bUT, mAYBE PLEASE DON'T CALL ME, tOREADORK, tHAT'S SORT OF A,,, wELL, i AM SORT OF ONLY COMFORTABLE WITH, vERY CERTAIN PEOPLE PULLING OUT, tHAT ONE, aHAH, bUT IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, tHEN, oTHERWISE,