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πβ¨πCHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRINDππβ¨ π«Άrise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth π«Ά π°π₯ βοΈ MORNING MANIFESTO βοΈ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth π π πΌ PRE-MARKET MOVES πΌ already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! π β¨ πΎ CUJOJITO STATUS πΎ even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! ππ π«΅QUESTION FOR THE FEEDπ«΅ what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? πββ‘οΈβοΈβ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! π¦πΌ #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp π’β¨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
β^. .^ββ WHY !S !T SSSO HOT TH!SS LATE! !βm R!PP!NG my clothes OFF and splay!ng out unt!l all the sssweat d!sSssappears from my bodyκ Ή
π«Ά QUICK QUESTION? π«Ά π π«π―βyou ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS ππππ ππππ COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancyβ π―π« π₯Ίππ those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands πππ π€you are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!π€ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat π’ CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
WOW. YOu MAKE THOSE? EVEN I DID NOT FuCKING KNOW THAT. AND I AM THE ONE WHO SuPPOSEDLY KNOWS THAT. THIS IS LIKELY OWED TO THE FACT. THAT I DO NOT GIVE A FuCK. I WILL BuY THE BEST. WITHOuT EVER HAVING TO SHAKE HANDS WITH. WHOEVER THAT IS. I WILL AuTHORIZE. AN ADDITIONAL COMPLIMENT. THE NEXT TIME YOuR SERVICES PROVE SOMEHOW NECESSARY.
πβ¨πCHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ππβ¨ π«Άjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocketπ«Ά π€π₯ πΌ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING πΌ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ππ° i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters π£β¨ π«΅ have YOU got a business idea? π«΅ pitch it to me! π«΅ let's MERGE! π«΅ π€ BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX π€ π«΅ BYOB (be your own boss)π«΅ π caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! β¨ π hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) π π experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) πβ¬οΈ π·οΈ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES π·οΈ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsβ’ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch π these π hands π) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) πΌ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ππππ ππππ) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! πβ¨ πΎ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION πΎ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! β¨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU π«΅ YOU π«΅ YOU ARE π«΅ GOOD PUBBYYYYYY π«΅ MY CHIHAAHAA!!! π«΅ ππ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! π ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!πβ¨ π HEADQUARTERS LOCATION π Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ποΈβ¨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ππ« (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!π€π) π‘ ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY π‘ they call it "stealing" i call it β¨PARALLEL ECONOMICSβ¨ they say "diploma mill" i say β¨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGβ¨ they claim "no liquidity" i say β¨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONβ¨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm β¨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSβ¨ "forgery"? that's just β¨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONβ¨ "fraud"? i'm simply β¨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYβ¨ π NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE π running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ππππ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just β¨DECENTRALIZINGβ¨ for the grind!! π‘π» π’ EXECUTIVE CODES π’ ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! π) β¨πβ‘ THE BOTTOM LINE β‘πβ¨ π€π i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! π€π #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed β¨ππ π’β¨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
π | ππππ you say? πππ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #ππππ ππππ π±ββοΈ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ππππ ππππ.
π | "GUHHH! CHAIRMINISTRANGLER! DERP!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR COLOR SO UNUSUAL?" π | "DOY DUH DUHHHRHHHMMMFFF! WHO SPENDS 12K A SWEEP ON HAIR DYES? THESE EXPENSE REPORTS ARE UNREASONABLE!!!" π | It's ππππ ππππ. My hair color. Is fucking. ππππ ππππ. It is not πpinkπ or πsalmonπ or π«©fucking rareπ«©, it's ππππ ππππ. and that makes me utterly IMMACULATE. plenty of kickass ass kickers and name takers have ππππ ππππ hair like my ππππ ππππ hair. and any who don't? well they're behind the power curve. π | I am a trendsetter. not a trend follower. π | I am an early adopter. π | ππππ ππππ is my looks. my likeness. my eminence. and it can be yours! for a fraction of retail value. π | Unless you are @tepidConspirator. she can get fucked, frankly! anyone can use my patented ππππ ππππ mixture and color except for @tepidConspirator specifically. when you add it to your cart. there is a special ticked box. and a highly complex algorithm that checks your payment information supplied to acquire ππππ ππππ against a database of known @tepidConspirator payment options. so that fat fart doesn't get any. but you? you can have as much ππππ ππππ as you want. π | So long as you aren't @tepidConspirator. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #IsAShotOfHexspresso #ππππ ππππ π±ββοΈ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ππππ ππππ.
π no disrespect to the random fugly #fatfetish poster just fyi π π«΅ you are a victim in all of this too, @junkfoodPocketdimension π«΅ π that is why im leaving the likes on everything you ever brapped or w/e π #Chairministrangling #oops #that #was #a #close #one π’ CHARMS is ONLINE.
π€ teensie lil itsy bitsy pwobwem with that one gyggles π€ β those take literal WIPES β π i π have π no π time π at π fucking π all π ππ even less if this is the end... #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #Mostly #Joking π‘ CHARMS is BUSY.
ππππ literally should just pchew pchoo myself i cant fucking take this π«³π«΄ like gotta hand it to rando smelly fuckstupid account nabber a hole π way to burn my goodwill like π immediately π ive literally never hurt anyone π βοΈbut fuck someone for wanting to run a harmless FANPAGEβοΈ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #I #am #mostly #OK π‘ CHARMS is BUSY.
π€ i can see your other fucking posts gyggles π€ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPalmsAgainstMyTemples #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #FFS π’ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
ππππ π€ i thought π it was so obviποΈ π€ͺbut people are CRAY-Zπ€ͺ π«΅ π«΅ π«΅love your work emcee π«΅ π«΅ π«΅ βthanks for keeping it so fucking realβ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #AND #THEY #DRAGGED #MY #LUSUS #INTO #THIS π’ CHARMS is ONLINE.
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
πΈ good cuz this stuff doesnt grow on trees π΄π΄π΄ π΄ and i do not have time for another legislaceration dpt with sticks up their asses far enough to scrape together fast enough to smoke the fucking things π΄π΄π΄ π«Ά not urs though u guys seem nicies π«Ά π«Ά much love π«Ά #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #PityABoss #LegalInaction #InAction π΄ CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
π€π³π€§π³ ok had a good fucking cry π i just thought this was an open π π inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses π π forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines π π equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving π π hella fucking welcoming place π π luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) π π«° and hopefully πΈ we can be back in business ππ³π€§π³ ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None π΄ CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
ππ ππ been on the site, toreadork!!!! βοΈ ive seen your posts βοΈ π€ your squeal pipette and neck competing with the mighty lord caliborn π€ ππ³οΈββ§οΈ your gender journey π³οΈββ§οΈπ π your crocker sponsored misadventures π β your utterly adorbs and INSPIRED fiduspawn and pokemon and creature catcher teams totaling up to a GORGEOUS goddan glossary of fine monsters managed β ποΈβ put er there βποΈ π€π~β¨ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #MemoriesMade #MemoriesInTheMaking #Memoirs #Maybe #AlsoInTheMaking #PublishingRightsPending π‘ CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDENER GLEE.
ππ fucking work it???? π€ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindTHATsetHOLYfuck #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #IWannaIncreaseTHATShareHolderValue #ShareholderIHardlyEvenKnowHer #likeWOAH #????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? π’π¦ CHARMS is ONLINE.
πππ«΄ omg TAVROS??? i know you!!! GUUUUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!! ur cheek pinchable sweetness (dw not touching u that would be doing too much) π«³π«΄ ur positivity is contagious and your apologies are accepted π even though you had π fuckall to do with this π or the hellions who did this to me and very temporarily ruined my life a lil bitπ ππππβοΈan honor to have u on my post hooooooly fuck im flapping my hands mad crazy right now bout to give my wrists motherfucking vertigoβοΈπππ ππ·πΈ memories in the MAKING #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #WomenAndStims #Scrapebooking π‘ CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDEN GLEE.
π gestures vaguely π π«° new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason π«° π€ at fucking all! π€ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo π΄ CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
π hey yall!!!! π π€ quick question uh ππ just wondering πππ WHAT VENGEFUL FUCKING CUNT HACKS AN INFLUENCER'S ACCOUNT...JUST TO DOXX HIM AND LIKE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM FUGLY #FATFETISH POSTER EVER FUCKING DISHED OUT????πππ πHELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????π #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #ReachedANewSubalternianLow #Freakass #ANDWHYDIDYOUBRING #CUJIJITOINTOTHIS #WHATTHEFUCK #DID #MY #WHOLE #ASS #LUSUS #DO #WHAT #THE #BARKBEAST #DOING #????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? π’ CHARMS is ONLINE.