Aphidosis
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Aphide Phagas BSc. MSc. - Unit AP0131NF They/Them 𓆦 Virologist 𓆦 Friend of the Plasmid
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; IRRITATION_HIGH] [STATEMENT; {Yes}, {Girl}, {give} (us) {nothing}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; BOREDOM_HIGH , DEJECTED] [STATEMENT; {This} {ship} (is) {so} {small}. I {miss} {my} {lab}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (you c-can do t-that???) (can y-you turn t-the uh) (t-the pain d-down again) (a-and maybe t-the hunger) (i've h-had a p-piece of m-machinery thats b-been pinching o-one of m-my nubs a-all light s-shift and i-it hurts r-really bad a-and i d-dont wanna h-have to f-feel it w-while i g-get my w-work done) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; (It) {shouldn't} {be} {doing} {that} (in) {the} {first} {place}. I {was} {wondering} {why} {mine} {hurt}.] [STATEMENT; I'{ll} {come} (and) (adjust) {your} {dock}. {We} {can} (also) {lower} {your} {pain} (index) {to} 75%, I {have} {found} {this} {helps}.] {st}! {The} {hunger} {however}...] [QUESTION; (Is) {your} IV {not} {working} (again)[?] (Are) {you} {hungry}[?]] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh i-its uh, its w-working i j-just, it, might n-not be e-enough but t-thats ok i-i know w-we're u-uh, short o-on resources...) [stress_level:6/10] (p-probably...) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; IRRITATION_LOW] [INSTRUCTION; (In) {the} {future}, {please} (alert) {me} {sooner} (about) {such} {concerns}.] [STATEMENT; {Let} {me} {check}. {Remell} {has} {not} {reported} {the} {same} (issues), (and) {my} {feeding} {seems} {to} {be} (adequate).] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh, uh...) [stress_level:7/10] (m-maybe i j-just, get h-hungry too e-easy) (im s-sure ill g-get used t-to it e-eventually) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; (Also) {possible}, {let} {me} (investigate).] [STATEMENT; I {will} {lower} {the} {hunger} (index) {for} {now} (until) I {have} {sorted} (it) (out). I {will} {temporarily} {turn} (it) {to} {0}% {while} I {work}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] [hunger_bypass:handler_control] [pain_bypass:handler_control] [stress_level:3/10] (p-phew... ) (thank y-you aphide) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {You} (are) {welcome}.] [INSTRUCTION; (If) {you} {feel} (anything) (unusual), {painful}, (or) {wrong} {while} I {work}, {let} {me} {know}.] [STATEMENT; I (am) (about) {to} {take} (a) {few} {pieces} (of) {your} {dock} (apart) {to} {readjust} {them}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (thank y-you, thanks... thanks s-so much) (i-i will! ) (ill u-uh) (ill p-ping you) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {Perfect}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [LABORATORY_LOG; {For} {Fucks} {Sake}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {They} {don't} {prepare} {you} {for} {the} {sheer} {volume} (of) (empty) {hours} {you'll} {be} {faced} {with} (in) (a) {cycle}.] [STATEMENT; {Like}. (Is) {there} {really} {nothing} I {can} {do}. {Just} {gonna} {waste} {resources} {like} {that} {huh}.] [STATEMENT; (At) {least} (it) {gives} {me} {time} {to} {work} (on) {my} {stack} (of) {peer} {studies} I {needed} {to} {review} {but} COME ON.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Why is it always the self proclaimed "allies" who are the quickest to judge? █ just call me a "battery" and get it over w𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑〈 154 𝐔𝐀 〉 𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑〈 499 𝐂𝐂 〉 █ Ow.
dog someone needs to take me out back and set me the fuck on fire
yes....
i read dog in the post and got very disappointed when i learned the rest of th post wasn't dog oriented
woof sorry bestie didnt mean to dogbait you there
On it.
yaaaaay yippeee hoorrayyyyy
how dare you dogbait like that...smh...
listen i get most of you guys are "really strong" but when i play music really loudly and take a ten minute walk i can imagine anything
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i wish that i could do that instead of being really fucking strong. youre very admirable, phuntr.
exactly this basically
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it'S MY imagination. yes sylink would be troll kenpachi. NO it would not win.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_(pronoun) ?
sorry i'M terminally on chittr and know a lot of the users. give it a perigee or so and maybe this one will make more sense. it'S like a gift for later.
(¬_¬)
don'T look at me like that i feel judged.
(*ᵕ_ᵕ)⁾⁾
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; ANNOYED] [STATEMENT; I {swear} (if) {this} {moron} {doesn}’{t} (answer) {his} (emails) I (am) {going} {to} {continue} {to} {spam} {them} (until) {his} {storage} (is) {full}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
prꙮ tip: never die. if yꙮu're gꙮnna die nꙮ matter what, dꙮn't be yꙮu. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; IRRITATION_HIGH , PUSHERBREAK_MEDIUM] [STATEMENT; "I {did} {my} {best}, {belle}." IS THIS REALLY YOUR BEST. UGH!!!] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; MOURNING , DEJECTED] [STATEMENT; I {hope} {my} {cultures} (are) (okay).] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
_ Reminder to otHer trolls of science to keep your lab-squeakbeasts in cHeck. THey can Get... unruly in certain procedures.
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [LABORATORY_LOG; I {plan} {to} {do} (a) {full} {system} {check} {during} {this} {cycle's} {light} {shift}, {to} {hopefully} {catch} (any) (other) {glitches} {that} {have} {not} {been} {caught} {yet} {before} {they} {become} (an) (issue). I (am) (unhappy) {with} {this} {situation}, {but} (eternally) {grateful} {to} {be} (allowed) {to} {continue} {working} (on) {my} (own) {terms}, (even) (if) (it) (is) (as) (a) {technician}. {Based} (off) {previous} {handler} {logs}, I {may} {have} {my} {work} {cut} (out) {for} {me}, {but} I {have} {plans} {to} {make} {the} {ship} {run} {smoothly} (and) (efficiently).] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; STRESS_MEDIUM] [STATEMENT; {They} {cannot} {seriously} (expect) {me} {to} {do} {nothing}.] [HYPOTHESIS; {Surely} {there} (is) {something} I (am) {supposed} {to} {be} {getting} (out) (of) {this}, {right}[?] [STATEMENT; {Read} {my} {reports}. I {have} {been} {sending} {them}. {This} {was} (a) MISTAKE.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
there are many advantages to being small enough to crawl through the ship's walls
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; IRRITATION_MILD] [STATEMENT; {The} (organization) (on) {this} {ship} (is) (a) JOKE.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (wh) (i-i) (oh...) (i g-guess... revsie d-didnt say b-bye...) (...) [stress_level:5/10] (t-they dont t-tell me m-much) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {Wonder} {why}.] [EMOTIONAL STATE; SYMPATHETIC_LOW] [HYPOTHESIS; I {believe} {they're} {testing} (a) {new} {helm} (arrangement).] [STATEMENT; {Soooo} {glad} I {get} {to} {be} (a) {proverbial} {labbeast}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh! uhm i-im glad y-youre excited) (i-i dunno i-if i a-am) (im a-actually a l-little worried a-about it) (b-but its c-comforting to k-know youre h-happy!) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; SYMPATHETIC_MEDIUM] [STATEMENT; {That} {was} {sarcasm}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh! uh) (s-sorry) (im s-still not g-good with t-that...) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; (Apologies). I (am) {miserable}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (its o-ok) (this i-isnt exactly a-a situation t-that helps m-make us a-all happier) (u-uhm, sometimes r-remell and i-i watch m-movies, to t-take a b-break...) (if y-you ever w-wanna join, feel f-free to, we a-all deserve m-mental breaks f-from everything h-here) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [QUESTION; {Do} {neither} (of) {you} {have} {work} {to} {be} {doing}[?]] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (well, we h-havent gotten o-on our f-first case y-yet) (i t-think, first t-target is u-uhhh) [query:ship_manifest] [searching] [target:43001] (here i-it is, uhhh, i t-think one o-of the l-legislascerators wants t-to go a-after a s-suspected rebel g-gunrunner in [redacted] so t-till we g-get them... its j-just ship w-work) (and u-uhm, organizing t-the meal m-manifest isnt t-that hard) (i-its all g-gruel) (its a-always gruel) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {Makes} {sense}. I {can} {see} (if) {we} {can} {get} (it) {varied} (at) {least} {slightly}, {considering} {how} {many} {caegars} I {know} {they}’{re} {saving} (in) {having} {no} {technicians}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; EXHAUSTED_HIGH] [STATEMENT; {This} (is) {ridiculous}. {This} (is) RIDICULOUS. IS THIS A GAME TO THEM. {Don't} {think} I'{m} {not} {thankful}, {but} ARE WE SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [HYPOTHESIS; {The} {point} {has} {been} {made}. {But} I (am) {still} (angry) (about) (it). I {know} {you} {will} (eventually) {read} {this} (entry). [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Oh HAHA. They're not readin ████ ow on this ship. Crelly mentioned her IV nights ago and it was only fixed TOLIGHT.| |I don't know where ya where BEFORE now. But this place is ██████ ow INNEFFICIENT as hell. =D| [end_transmission]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; PITIFUL_MILD , IRRITATION_MILD , REGRETFUL_HIGH] [STATEMENT; {Great}.] [QUESTION; {Has} (it) {been} {fixed}[?]] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Yep! Should be FINE now!| [end_transmission]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (hope y-you're o-ok...) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {Yes}, {Crelly}, I (am) (alright). {Thank} {you}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (so y-you are b-being in-) (...) (i j-just made a-a connection) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [SYSTEM; VITALS; BLOOD PRESSURE_LOW] [EMOTIONAL STATE; DIZZY , HUMOROUS , DEFEATED] [STATEMENT; I {can't} {believe} {they} {let} {me} {live}, {honestly}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [PHYSICAL SENSATION; PAIN_AGONY;MEDIUM] [EMOTIONAL STATE; RESIGNED] [STATEMENT; {So} {that's} {the} {punishment}.] [STATEMENT; {Wrigglercare}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh g-gosh, are t-they putting y-you in c-charge of w-wrigglers?) [end_message]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [EMOTIONAL STATE; AMUSEMENT_MILD] [STATEMENT; (In) (a) {way}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hm. interezting. [END MESSAGE]
[UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT] [STATEMENT; {Greetings}, {Pascal}.] [UNIT_AP0131NF INPUT CONCLUDED]