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anon asked: "If you had to rate burgundybloods you know on a scale of smash or pass, who's the highest and who's the lowest? (You can answer with something a bit more detailed if you'd like.)" i don't really like the idea of doing tierlists of real people unless it is super obviously a goof, and the idea of doing one about people who i want to fuck feels gross. if you want me to rate a smash or pass it has to be for YOU, or for someone fully fictional. so like, feel free to dm or reply to this asking and i'll tell you smash or pass!
one of these days the whimsy and merriment will take over and i'll actually pull out the old staple of smugly smacking my own ass to taunt someone chasing me who i will inevitably escape. and i will TRULY have lost the plot at that point.
< I WANT TO GRAB A HUMAN'S BALLS. >
SAY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?
sitting in my livwing room in my undies vwhile eating cookies is sexy of me I think
finding out i share a kink with an alternate is certainly something.
being the only non-bodyswapped person in this operation is just being surrounded by girls who are boys/who are boys who are girls/who are boys like they're girls/who are girls like they're boys #lyricposting #kinda
asks, requests, silly ideas, something depraved? lemme hear it! :D
anus on a stem is CRAZY. human competitions are nuts actually? #nsfw #kinda?
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anon said: "heyy cutie this ones anonymous but youre on my mind (someone you kno not a creep stranger)" ummmm, i think i know who this is and if so! :) anon asked: "Would you make out with one of your alts? Would you be more or less likely to if they also had gender going on?" depends on the context! gender wouldn't really change it i'm very bisexual. it's more just actually feeling that heat and connection. as for question 118, i'm not gonna bother pasting that. i read the whole thing because it took a combined like, fifteen seconds? for one of those "super long stories that don't have a p...Read more
747 #vagueposting #reallygood #kinda
someone cull me rn and yeah i mean altern1an style
I Don't Think He Likes My Hair #brbgonnagodrowninthelake #opheliastyle #self-harm #kinda
Actually trying smoking today because I think Lucian is catching on that I don't smoke This shit rocks why did I put this off for so long #substances #kinda #itsnoteventobacco
we need a guy whose blood is like acid or something
this is howv cosete vwas concievwed btwv
cosete as taken up beating kurloz vwith a plastic bat for fun. he is playing vwith her, but it is funny vwatching a 9-foot-tall man lay on the ground as a tiny lil vwriggler hits him vwith a plastic bat.
anon asked: "What's the scariest/riskiest thing you've done during a sexual encounter?" um, i don't think i've done too much risky scary stuff! i have gone skinny dipping with someone, and um, more than once started flying while doing things without realizing it. one time i managed to reality hop myself- well uh, high enough we saw a plane fly by awful close.
still awake. aiming for 30 hours at this point. #awesome #kinda
I will admit, it might be narcissism but the Jakes are clearly a superior breed of lookers! #Selfcest #Kinda? #Mostly-Vanity
ivE lE4rnEd i h4vE 4 vEr7 4ctivE im4gin4ti0n whEn b0rEd #suggestive #kinda
AUG)(. GROSS. PUSSABOROS.
wish ppl would like, idk, talk 2 me about stuff 8888/
unfortunately per jade's requests, i am gonna have to report on this whole uh. other striders trend which i am not looking forward to. i'm sure she'll have thoughts on the matter. #vagueposting #kinda
holy fucking airball i'M going to lay on my hurt shoulder just to feel something
sometimes being embarrassed can be kinda nice. dunno how else to put it. not every time i get blushy is a sign that someone has personally wronged me, i guess. maybe im just not using the right term.
yikes. speaking 0f l00king int0 terrifying funh0use mirr0rs. #vaguep0sting #kinda
i didn't realize part of the fight me fight me bit was the emotional warfare that followed.
i haven't done anything too raunchy on main lately! might have to fix that sometime. not like it'll change the respect (or lack) people have for me, and plus, it's just chitter! Not like much harm is going to be done!!!
No one talks about how fucking miserable it is being half-dog sometimes. The amount of times I get catcalled (Hoo hoo.) is actually abysmal. I am just existing in a space, but I’m just your fantasy. I am not your pet I will tear your face off with my teeth. But you're probably into that. Meds ran out today. #vent #nsfw #kinda #staysafeoutthere
#CouldntFigureOutWhetherTheSexHaversOrTheNonSexHaversOnThisSiteWereMoreInsane #IHaveArgumentsForBoth #SoMaybeWereAllJustInsane #Amen #Solidarity #NSFW #Kinda
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My kismesis likes to comment on my waist size quite a lot. I'm not sure what's so special about it. All this talk about it being snatched... kaha... #nsfw #kinda ]
there is at least one dude with his hands down his pants scrolling the feed at all times and we all know it............. no. not me. i don'T mean me. #nsfw #kinda
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/ZRRT4t6J/1775551986181.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=ld4CI94DLP4&2i=pxFH2ovwackwxmQ- #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting #vagu3po2ting #kinda
Good bye to you my trusted friend. We've known each other since we were nine or ten. #lyricsposting. #vent. #kinda.
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]
if dirk turns out to be trans in the future ill give my left nut to charity #nsfw ? #kinda #iguess
B33 < nyall better not be smoking that nyarrativa when i come in there #substances #kinda
being immune to the haha jonathan you are fucking my daughter meme format is nice. #nsfw #kinda?
hes jsut mad mt tits are fat n epic #nsfw #kinda
i bet i could do a really funny burlesque kinda magician routine with the swapping. #nsfw #kinda
SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14
Guitar riff so juicy it got your toes curling #nsfw #kinda?