ELIXIR WIZARD

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

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((OOC Pinned ref)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ea8fca6fba6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1ab002e9042.png Ar33 YOU a fan of th33 33L1X1R W1ZARD'S BR33WS?!? Do YOU lov33 d1scounts and s1d33 hustl33s?!? Do YOU want to spr33ad th33 doctr1n33 of 33xtracts?!? Now YOU can!!! S16n up to b33com33 an appr33nt1c33 today, and 633t YOUR f1rst d1str1butor sh1pm33nt for 50% off now!!! For 33v33ry appr33nt1c33 who s16ns up w1th YOUR aff1l1at1on cod33, YOU 633t an add1t1onal 15% off of YOUR n33xt sh1pm33nt!!! 633t YOURS for l33ss, and shar33 th33 spo1ls w1th YOUR fr133nds and quads!!! Th33 33L1X1R W1ZARD do33s not 6uarant33 1mm33d1at33 r33sults!!! R33funds must b33 r33qu33st33d w1th1n on33 w33k of purchas33!!! Only on33 coupon may b33 r33d33m33d at a t1m33 p33r purchas33!!! Aff1l1at1on l1nks do not stack!!! Cr33d1t card 1nformat1on 1s r33qu1r33d to s16n up for an account!!! Add1t1onal 1nformat1on ava1labl33 1n th33 contract f1n33 pr1nt dur1n6 th33 ch33ckout proc33ss!!! An account must b33 mad33 to add 1t33ms to th33 cart!!! This and MORE at www.ELIXIRWIZARD.APOTHECARY.com, or call 1800XTRACT now!

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1 day ago

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4 days ago

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1 d1d not say 1t was bad, 1 sa1d that th33r33 hav33 b33n a lot of k1dnapp1n6s!!! 1t's call33d construct1v33 cr1t1c1sm!!! 1t 1s a val1ant f1rst att33mpt, th33y hav33 much to l33arn!!! A whol33 car33r 1n front of th33m!!! Don't th33y?!? A prom1s1n6 upstart n33ds 6u1danc33, not sycophants!!! Sh33 bl1nds h33rs33lf to 6ood w1ll by assum1n6 th33 worst!!! Such coddl1n6 1s unb33com1n6 of an alt33rn1an adult!!! #va6u33post1n6

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Buy my products!!!

Kult: +20

Kull: +17

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.18

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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

reallllllY depends on whatT You sellllll

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4 days ago

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↩ @chancellorsCabal[CC]

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4 days ago

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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

hm... sounds pretTtTY coolll. butT im broke

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#icealmostrhymeswithass #ass #assasaadasddas #ihavenotsleptinthreecycles

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

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1 am calm!!! 1 am FLOW33RS!!! 1 am a B33ACON of rad1anc33, and 1 6ot a fat t1nny of p1ss!!! #substanc33

#substance

Kult: +2

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ON33 CA336AR 1S ALL 1T TAK33S #v19l3nc33

#vi9l3nce

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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!!!n33w husk who th1S

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#isthislove #whatislove #babydonthurtme #donthurtme #nomore #suggestive

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Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

this shit is so beautiful i could cry. i should call her @

Kull: +7

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NO SH33'S M1N33

Kult: +5

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↩ @chancellorsCabal[CC]

awrite thas it sheriff this casino aint big enough for the two of us @

Kull: +7

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Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @chancellorsCabal[CC]

say it slooowwwwerrrr @

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @yovahaCool[YC]

(OOC) 6 days ago

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[chancellorsCabal[CC]'s device was destroyed]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @chancellorsCabal[CC]

agagagagagagaagagagaga i hear ya foo. ill be there @

Kull: +7

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#newproduct #buynow

Kult: +17

Total: 17

2 weeks ago

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#nsfw #newproduct #buynow

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Kull: +2

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(OOC) 2 weeks ago

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Kult: +35

Kull: +7

Total: 42

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Hakrust Virisn

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

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@gethAckexloser[GA]

Omg ur art is so cool,, holy moly theyre so cool,,))

3 weeks ago

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#vagueposting #dashwatching

COMP33T1T1ON?!? Th33 33l1x1r w1zard w1ll b33 out for blood!!! #va6u33post1n6 #dashwatch1n6

3 weeks ago

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