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@chancellorsCabal

Noth1n6 1s 1mposs1bl33 w1th th33 33L1X33R W1ZARD!!! Mon33y, fam33, fortun33, h33alth, 1V33 6ot what YOU n33d for YOUR tr1bulat1ons at an affordabl33 pr1c33!!! ZA6AAN AUHS33Y, at YOUR serv1c33!!!

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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

Buy my products!!!

Kult: +15
Kull: +12
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.25
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Lxxxer Spncr
6 days ago
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Alternian Civilian
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

reallllllY depends on whatT You sellllll

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ELIXIR WIZARD
4 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

33L1X1RS!!! 1 s33ll 33L1X1RS!!! 1 am th33 33L1X1R W1ZARD, mad f1scal 633n1us, 33xtractor of pr1nc1pal!!! 1 d1st1ll th33 v33ry 33ss33nc33 of your d33s1r33s 1nto th33 cont33nts of a s1n6l33, tantal1z1n6 bottl33, r33ady to us33, and to r33c331v33 1ts 6rand33ur!!! Just a f33w ca336ars 1s all 1t tak33s to 633t on33, a s33rv1c33 f33 for my hand1craft!!!

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Hayaah Hadeed
5 days ago
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

they’re do1ng soooooo good at k1dnapp1ng arcs btw. 1f anyone sa1d anyth1ng bad about llevyn’s f1rst go at 1t be prepared for the consequences

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86
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ELIXIR WIZARD
5 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

K1dnapp1n6 1s 633tt1n6 old!!! P1ck anoth33r way to torm33nt p33opl33 alr33ady HOLY SH1T!!! Th33s33 k1dnapp33rs hav33 no wh1msy!!!

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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gloomweiss
6 days ago
H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

maybe 0nne 0r tw0 attennti0nns f0r gl00m?

Kult: +45
Kull: +25
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.80
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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

Ar33 you f33l1n6 lon33ly?!? Buy an 33SS33NC33 OF COMPAN1ONSH1P NOW at 33L1X1RW1ZARDSAPOTH33CARY!!!BUY, or sourc33 yours today from you local V33R1F133D APPR33NT1C33 V33NDOR!!! Th33 33L1X1R W1ZARD do33s not 6uarant33 1mm33d1at33 r33sults!!! R33funds must b33 r33qu33st33d w1th1n on33 w33k of purchas33!!! Only on33 coupon may b33 r33d33m33d at a t1m33 p33r purchas33!!! Aff1l1at1on l1nks do not stack!!! Cr33d1t card 1nformat1on 1s r33qu1r33d to s16n up for an account!!! Add1t1onal 1nformat1on ava1labl33 1n th33 contract f1n33 pr1nt dur1n6 th33 ch33ckout proc33ss!!! An account must b33 mad33 to add 1t33ms to th33 cart!!!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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gloomweiss
6 days ago
H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

i appreciate the 0ffer.. buut, i d0nnt thinnk i w0uuld like t0 drinnk s0methinng i d0nnt knn0w.

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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

Dr1nk?!? Nons33ns33!!! Apply th33 33l1x1r how33v33r you l1k33!!! As a mo1sur1z33r, a bath soak, p33rfum33 or any way you can th1nk of!!! Th33 fl33x1b1l1ty of appl1cat1on opt1ons 1s 33NDL33SS!!! 6uarant33d!!!

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gloomweiss
6 days ago
H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

c0uuld i knn0w the side effects?

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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

S1d33 33ff33cts 1nclud33, n33w fr133nds!!! B331n6 contact33d by old fr133nds!!! Quadmat33s b33com1n6 mor33 act1v33 1n your pr1vat33 m33ssa633s!!! Hu6s, k1ss33s, and mat33s ask1n6 about your day!!!

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Darkso "The Reprehensible" Eldran
6 days ago
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Am Going To Pretend I Did Not See That, Actually. #mypeace #mydenial

#mypeace#mydenial
Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

BAM BAAAAAA A A AaaAAÆM Truthbomb!!!

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Sonter Farros
6 days ago
@pollydeucesSingularity[PS]

I have a p0lIcy agaIn5t buyIng any game at full prIce, never pay m0re than f0rty, but the am0unt 0f 5cratch I've dr0pped Int0 mm0'5 I5 truly rIdIcul0u5

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

Sounds l1k33 you could us33 an 33L1X1R my fr133nd!!! 633t you an 33SS33NC33 OF W33ALTH at 33L1X1RW1ZARDSAPOTH33CARY!!!BUY, or sourc33 yours today from yo4u local V33R1F133D APPR33NT1C33 V33NDOR!!! Th33 33L1X1R W1ZARD do33s not 6uarant33 1mm33d1at33 r33sults!!! R33funds must b33 r33qu33st33d w1th1n on33 w33k of purchas33!!! Only on33 coupon may b33 r33d33m33d at a t1m33 p33r purchas33!!! Aff1l1at1on l1nks do not stack!!! Cr33d1t card 1nformat1on 1s r33qu1r33d to s16n up for an account!!! Add1t1onal 1nformat1on ava1labl33 1n th33 contract f1n33 pr1nt dur1n6 th33 ch33ckout proc33ss!!! An account must b33 mad33 to add 1t33ms to th33 cart!!!

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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

Oh my 6od!!! Slot mach1n33!!! 33U6HHH your33 th33 only on33 for M33 YOU AND M33!!! My b33aut1ful f1ckl33 cr33atur33 of CHANC33!!! Sh33 BL33SS33S M33!!! Sh33 b1t33s m33!!! S1x ca336ars!!! Fuck m33 d33ad you s33xy cunt!!! J2T3YKNjr!!!;''33YDNYSHdho55W1THS6JRry1j6s136164 #1sth1slov33 #what1slov33 #babydonthurtm33 #donthurtm33 #nomor33 #su6633st1v33

#isthislove#whatislove#babydonthurtme#donthurtme#nomore#suggestive
Kult: +45
Kull: +30
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.50
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yovaha
6 days ago
@yovahaCool[YC]

this shit is so beautiful i could cry. i should call her @

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

NO SH33'S M1N33

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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yovaha
6 days ago
@yovahaCool[YC]

awrite thas it sheriff this casino aint big enough for the two of us @

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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ELIXIR WIZARD
6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

D133ASSMZHJW6JW6 AAAAAQ6KMSY336KMDU

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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yovaha
6 days ago
@yovahaCool[YC]

say it slooowwwwerrrr @

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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ELIXIR WIZARD
(OOC) 6 days ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

[chancellorsCabal[CC]'s device was destroyed]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Opal B. C.
3 weeks ago
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Indie Artist Life!
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vwanna listen to my demos?
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@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

god forbid i politely yet firmly attempt to help someone through a simple auto-correct mishap. serves me right for trying to assist anyone on chittr.

#semi-vagueposting#look-into-my-replies-for-context#directposting
Kult: +19
Kull: +22
Total: 41
Ratio: 0.86
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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

L161SLAC33RATOR!!! BAN61N6 TH33 FUCK1N6 6AV33L!!! BAN6 BAN6 BAN6 BAN6!!!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Opal B. C.
3 weeks ago
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BD-DS-SM
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vwanna listen to my demos?
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@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

.... my dear. my fellow chittr.ing social media user. you forgot the "e" in "legislacerator."

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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

L3361NLAC33RAZOR!!!!!!?!?!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yetzer Auhsey
3 weeks ago
@gregariousTemptation[GT]

666--> 1t's cr4zy th4t h3's not 3mb4rr4ss3d, cuz 1 sur3 fuck1ng would b3. #v4gu3post1ng

#vagueposting
Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
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Yetzer Auhsey
3 weeks ago
@gregariousTemptation[GT]

666--> 4m, 3mb4r4ss3d. Holy sh1t. 1 m1ght n33d to ch4ng3 my surn4m3, wh1ch 1s cr4zy b3c4us3 1'm pr3tty sur3 1t w4s m1n3 f1rst.

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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

NUH UH!!!

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
3 weeks ago
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@potionSeller[PS]

damn. really ruffled sꙮme feathers in the tantrum-haver cꙮmmunity - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Kult: +12
Kull: +12
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.00
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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

SUFF33R, CUNT!!! #v1ol33nc33

#violence
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
3 weeks ago
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@potionSeller[PS]

ꙮkay then - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Kult: +80
Kull: +87
Total: 167
Ratio: 0.92
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Yetzer Auhsey
3 weeks ago
@gregariousTemptation[GT]

666--> Buddy, 1 don't th1nk t4ntrums 4r3 v3ry good for bus1n3ss.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

HFLALAJDKAHLDKAHDLKAJSLAJSKSHAKANSHDK?!?!!!_!!!$!!!?!?J33DUPA

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
3 weeks ago
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@potionSeller[PS]

the phrase usually gꙮes "take a chill pill, dude", but where i'm frꙮm we say "gꙮ lꙮck yꙮurself in a freezer and dꙮn't cꙮme back fꙮr a mꙮnth" - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

Cons1d33r th33 1d33a of hav1n6 th33 fr33z33r thrown at you 1nst33ad!!! That's what 1'm p1ctur1n6 1n my h33ad!!!

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Opal B. C.
3 weeks ago
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BD-DS-SM
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vwanna listen to my demos?
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@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

just because i have been blessed with the rare abillity of "inferring text" doesn't mean everyone else has. you need to be more mindful of your auto-correct feature and spelling, lest situations like this one will happen again, where instead others will assume genuine incompetence on your end.

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
3 weeks ago
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@potionSeller[PS]

the phrase usually gꙮes "whatever yꙮu say, i guess", but where i'm frꙮm we say "gꙮ lꙮck yꙮurself in a freezer and dꙮn't cꙮme back fꙮr twꙮ mꙮnths" - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

33at a ba6 of d1cks and fuck off, mat33!!! Mad do6 fuck1n6 cunt b1tch ass 6rammar p166133 prud33!!!!!!!!!

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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

LALALLALALALA THATS A LOAD OF P1SS LALALALLALAA 1 DONT HAV33 TO L1ST33N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Opal B. C.
3 weeks ago
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Indie Artist Life!
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Chronic Catturbater
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BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

charming. if you can not handle being gently corrected on a simple mistake, i highly suggest looking into hiring a psychiatrist and booking an appointment with your local therapist.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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ELIXIR WIZARD
3 weeks ago
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@chancellorsCabal[CC]

1 6ot an 33l1x1r for that!!! Want on33?!?

Kull: +2
Total: 2