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@concupiscentDichotomy
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...everyone 15 he1ght po5t1ng aga1n. Annoy1ng.. #da5hwatch1ng
lot of piick me2 on twoliight. nobody care2 that you're tall. nobody care2 that you're 2mall.
further harpiing on the awful liinguii2tiic prowe22 ii harne22, iit2 abnormal two refer two a de2iired come2tiible a2 "The Gabbagool". fiir2t 2triider get2 on my ca2e about calliing legendary artiifact2 "jiiggiie2", now my ca2e ii2 mounted agaiin for an entiirely diifferent vernacular ii've acquiired. the grammatiical geniiu2 ii wiield ii2 one two be reckoned wiith.
remiind me never two giive up the egregiiou2ly criingy iinternet liingo ii've gathered over the 2weep2. egbert ju2t raii2ed an eyebrow at my declaratiion that the ma22 p2ycho2ii2 of chiittr dot iing ii2 "iincrediibly un-ba2ed and horrorpiilled"
crawliing out of my cupe two gaze at my 2creen for the entiire niight and then crawliing riight back iintwo my cupe two do the 2ame exact thiing the next niight.
a valid lifestyle
eatiing nutella 2traiight out of the jar a2 god iintended, 2poon iin hand, agaiin2t the world.
god did not intend for the spoon
you are 2o riight dude. iim diitchiing thii2 piitiiable deviice.
ii ju2t 2tretched 2o cathartiically good ii heard each vertebrate iin my po2ture pole pop liike a bag of 2ucculent 2alty popcorn. cant waiit two 2louch riight back iintwo the hunched over 2hriimp po2ture that cau2e2 me egregiiou2 back paiin.
or you could just assume a stance that differentiates you even superficially from the likeness of the extinct fucking giant sloth genus you literally slope like a soggy ass corndog dipped in ocean water weirdo
la2t tiime ii a22umed a 2uperfluou2 2tance my leg2 got tiired from 2upportiing the amount of raw gamer gut2o ii had.
iit2 only 8:15 iin the morniing and iim already tiired of the day. where2 my 2kiip cut2cene button thii2 2hiit ii2 draggiing on way two fuckiing long.
AA threatened two a22ault my oral caviity wiith broccolii and that ha2nt happened yet. curiiou2.
turn computer on. dave 2ayiing weiird a22 2hiit. clo2e computer and go back two makiing breakfa2t.
youre just assmad you didnt think of lady liberty lingerie first dipshit you saliva tsunami i dont give two shits what you think is weird ive seem what you sprain both wrists clapping over your boos mean nothing
brother ii dont giive a 2iingle 2hiit about your oxiidiiziing copper giiante22 or whatever-the-fuck. now ii cant deny the pro2pect of a giigantiic woman iin liingeriie ii2nt tantaliiziing. youve got more gumptiion than mo2t two put iit out there iin the world, but youve gotta tiickle me back for commentiing on iit?
i love how you go from not giving a shit to gas station bathroom stall obliterator in one fucking sentence bro folded over nothing
ii diidnt fold, a22chiin. ii can call 2hiit weiird and 2tiill liike iit.
damn right i got ass on my chin keeps me busy eating cake by the ocean you folded like a mating press saliva tsunami i can hear your dry heaving wretching from the other side of the screen your pouty ass is mad i caught you lacking and bulge smacking to a jolly green giantess you were like holy 2hiit 2uck on me and my twiin tower bulges iinternatiional iinciident when
iinternatiional iinciident YOU. a22 on the chiin explaiin2 why 2hiit ju2t 2pew2 out of your jaw2 liike an unholy diiarrhea cannon. anyway2 you gonna be on later? iim bored a2 fuck and the2e pub-lobby chump2 arent doiing iit for me.
yeah duh i got you
i need two get back tw0 co0king like this. been two l0ng since i went off 0n a mfer.
tRANS WOMEN,
c< yeaH? >c
MAKE IT MORE INCLuSIVE. TRANSWOMEN AND CALIBORN. NOT VERY WOKE OF YOu OTHERWISE.
tHAT IS, tRANS WOMEN, aND CALI BORN, wITH A SPACE,
Yes Love?
FuCK YOu. I WOuLD NEVER BE BORN IN A PLACE AS SHITTY. SWELTERING HOT. AND BRuTALLY uNLOVED AS CALI. NOT FOR ALL THE SHITTY JPG STATuES OF LIBERTY IN ALL OF TEMPORAL FuCKING CONTINuITY. AND BELIEVE ME. I WOuLD BE SORELY TEMPTED.
fiiriing up the old hu2ktop and heariing theiir du2ty old fan2 whiirr a2 iif iit wa2 beggiing for death on the 2pot. not now 2weetheart ii need two get my old blender fiile2 off your driive.
the be2t part about dubiiou2 mortaliity ii2 that ii can con2ume va2t amount2 of "food" wiith zero nutriitiional value and contiinue two walk becau2e my body ii2 an iimpo2iing goliiath of 2trength and adaptabiiliity. not really though, iim goiing two go iintwo 2ome form of cardiiac arre2t 2ooner or later on account of my 2alt riich diiet 2upplemented by a near lethal do2age of caffeiine viia coffee and energy driink2. really make2 you thiink about the re2iiliience and the fragiiliity of the body.
hey, the ramen cup2 ii have contaiin trace amount2 of celery. whether or not iit2 actually real and not ju2t green colored paper ii2 up for debate though. let2 2ay, iit ii2 real celery. the ratiio of vegetable two cancerou2 mu2h ii2.. bleak.
you could at least put peas or carrots or real celery into your cup ramen or maybe an egg
if i hand feed y0u will y0u eat br0cc0li 0r are y0u acting like a wiggler?
ii cant tell what would be more humiiliiatiing between the two of tho2e, really.
then just eat healthy maybe. as a reminder y0u are n0t g0d tiered and can die very easily.
good lord aa iim not goiing two diie becau2e ii diidnt eat a piiece of broccolii or whatever. iif that were the ca2e iid have been dead forever ago.
yes but it's incredibly funny t0 make fun 0f y0u f0r it. 0u0
try two iimagiine the miinecraft 2keleton iidle 2FX a2 ii move around. make2 iit much funniier.
y0u're right it d0es.
cup noodle breakfa2t, gotta love my overly 2odiium 2aturated and iimmen2ely proce22ed wheat 2triing2.
you make food sound like it fucking hates you before you even ate any
iid be 2urprii2ed iif after the probably 600 thou2andth 2erviing of thii2 actual 2hiit that iit diidnt actiively hate me and want two attack my arteriie2. iim 2ure iit2 already begun iit2 deviilii2h a22ault on my veiin2.