the be2t part about dubiiou2 mortaliity ii2 that ii can con2ume va2t amount2 of "food" wiith zero nutriitiional value and contiinue two walk becau2e my body ii2 an iimpo2iing goliiath of 2trength and adaptabiiliity. not really though, iim goiing two go iintwo 2ome form of cardiiac arre2t 2ooner or later on account of my 2alt riich diiet 2upplemented by a near lethal do2age of caffeiine viia coffee and energy driink2. really make2 you thiink about the re2iiliience and the fragiiliity of the body.
hey, the ramen cup2 ii have contaiin trace amount2 of celery. whether or not iit2 actually real and not ju2t green colored paper ii2 up for debate though. let2 2ay, iit ii2 real celery. the ratiio of vegetable two cancerou2 mu2h ii2.. bleak.
you could at least put peas or carrots or real celery into your cup ramen or maybe an egg
if i hand feed y0u will y0u eat br0cc0li 0r are y0u acting like a wiggler?
ii cant tell what would be more humiiliiatiing between the two of tho2e, really.
then just eat healthy maybe. as a reminder y0u are n0t g0d tiered and can die very easily.
good lord aa iim not goiing two diie becau2e ii diidnt eat a piiece of broccolii or whatever. iif that were the ca2e iid have been dead forever ago.
yes but it's incredibly funny t0 make fun 0f y0u f0r it. 0u0
try two iimagiine the miinecraft 2keleton iidle 2FX a2 ii move around. make2 iit much funniier.
y0u're right it d0es.