
Aradia Megido
@apocalypseArisen
i'm the rust maid 0f time ult aradia megid0.

take y0ur meds 0r s0mething bad might happen. 0u0

i have a meth0d 0f mind c0ntr0l where i manipulate the h0rm0nes and signals in s0me0ne's thinkpan. it's intensive and requires many time cl0nes but it's certainly quite fun given the target agrees t0 it. 0u0

the undeniable allure 0f a w0man with s0mething deeply wr0ng with her. 0u0 #megid0p0sting

hell0 chittr. 0u0

my fav0rite mixed drink is called a c0rpse reviver. 0u0

I'm taking #selflovesaturday in earnest. But beyond what you're about to see, please do take care of yourself. Treat yourself. Take your medications. Get some sunlight. Exercise a bit. Don't be so harsh on yourself for minor, easily-fixable things. You matter. And the first person that should be telling that to you, is yourself. Now, debauchery.

i need t0 get back 0n my bullshit. 0_0

put karkat in b00ty sh0rts. life is sh0rt. 0u0 #megid0p0sting

i think i c0uld still serve if i g0t jane d0ed. #megid0p0sting

thinking m0stly ab0ut shrimp fried rice.

s0metimes i s0und like jane d0e ride the cycl0ne. it's just h0w i talk. 0u0

get in line f0r a f0rehead kiss/bite. y0u d0n't get t0 pick. 0u0

h0w l0ng can y0u h0ld a planck? #megid0p0sting

"human centipede n0n-ir0nically." #lyricp0sting

b0dy swap m0vie but the pe0ple swapping is tw0 cl0nes 0f the same guy. #megid0p0sting

i l0ve c0lumb0.

isn't this all s0 fascinating? h0w c0uld any0ne n0t have a truly und0ing am0unt 0f curi0sity? 0u0

watching a certain vriska claw her way 0ut 0ff infern0 is fascinating. i can't help but w0nder what purgadat0 has in st0re f0r her redempti0n. d0es that make me virgilius? wh0's t0 say. 0u0

can s0me0ne please truman sh0w me.

y0u c0uld n0t p0ssibly c0mprehend my hight. 0u0

at a 0ne w0man c0medy sh0w where i'm the c0median, the crew, the audience, the stage, the seats, the building, the bl0ck, th- #megid0p0sting





















