♦ pitied by @apocalypseArisen
wouldn't ya have to keep doin' it or it'd just Come up later? >◡<
napped for a headaChe, woke up with neCk aChe. fightin' for my life out here.
think i gotta sleep some more, killer headaChe just jumped in on me. 6aCk again later on.
B33 < nyah limes are sour unlike olives B;33
well i'm still horri6ly tired 6ut i'm awake and don't feel as ill so may6e i'm alright now
Luck was never on my side, was it little Maid?
Now, I ought to acquire a means of time travel. I have no interest in doing this halfheartedly.
i think y0u've missed the point 0f these wildly anyway. so there's n0t much point reminding ab0ut anecdotes, let al0ne cherubic ones.
that's a cheap sh0t aa. yes, desperation dr0ve the making of a bad deal. it changes n0thing about what i said. and like all bargains 0f troll faust i didn't get what i wanted in the end anyway.
aspect slander pt.2 i think it's imp0rtant two get the big 2 0ut of the way first, because f0r the naive they might sound like the m0st seductive of the aspects. this is 0n purpose i suspect. they're the (supp0sedly) only 'necessary' aspects t0 breed a new frog, and thus the 0nes you c0uld assume skaia gives the most tw0 and keeps the tightest grip on. which itself is still just an assumpti0n. why does it have tw0 be them? think about it. if either 0f those players dies after slick is b0rn it's not like time and space st0p working. they aren't actually tied to the metaphysics. if y0u gave the frog planet tw0 lets say a mind player and had a light player lucky en0ugh that they were an avid frog c0llector and had the necessary 0nes without needing t0 go back in time and get the missing genes, that w0uld still serve the same function. hell, i alm0st forg0t kk is the one wh0 helped kn out! even if he fucked it up. but it g0es two sh0w skaia can't even be assed to care en0ugh about it's 0wn purpose tw0 ensure the big 2 have to w0rk together. which brings me tw0: Space - what d0es it even do? n0 seriously. that's my biggest point here. y0u can't actually prove it d0es anything. kanaya is a dear friend, but she did everything with her own p0inty gritted teeth and hedge trimmers. no green sparkles required. "but s0llux!" you cry stupidly: "that harley human! with the fluffy ears! she went apeshit bananas with the green sparkles!" yeah yeah i knew the plan. think harder dummy. it needed her c0nnection tw0 the green sun and general first guardian nonsense, n0t aspect. did that supercharge what she already had? fr0m what i've heard her damn barkbeast could d0 all of that already and he sure wasn't a player. we have, at best, a guess at what space actually does when being hard carried by the p0wer of a fucking pan universal instituti0n. it got me tw0 thinking. leaving aside that if you c0uld cheat one in they bec0me superfluous, space's only c0nfirmable role is they make the game generate a fr0g planet. which brings in all the to0ls needed to generate a new universe fr0g, bilious slick in 0ur case. they ARE the universe. space is a frog. c0uldn't you actually just call the aspect 'fr0g?' some0ne designated just two be s0me kind of self insert 0r weird trophy 0f the universe to c0me? that is what they actually do. they generate and channel fr0gs. it's the aspect of being a flagbearer f0r a universe you might never create. f0rced by skaia two be a facilitator at best because it's pretty much a guaranteed 2 pers0n job. it's like skaia f0rgot they needed an actual trigger f0r all the conv0luted crap a session has t0 have happen and just dumped it all on 0ne po0r sap, at best tricking them into thinking they're special and n0t an afterthought necessity. f0rget your dreams. y0ur talents. your interests. n0w you c0llect frogs s0 you can breed fr0gs and protect a r0om full 0f frogs until it's time f0r a really fucking big frog. yes. m0re frogs. fr0ggirl. admittedly i'm getting far up my 0wn chute with the theorycrafting there ab0ut frogspecting, but when the data is emptier than fucking v0id on what a space player actually d0es or is necessary f0r what else can you d0? the most charitable way i've ever heard it put is that space is the medium against which everything else happens, that which gives c0ntext. congrats 0n being the backdrop against which endless gall0ns of paint get splashed. it's m0stly going tw0 be your team's bl0od.
i'd rather bl0w up the entire shiny blue marble.
((also soRRY IF I'm slow in DMs atm my adhd is on full power recently and i am STRUGGLIN' fasoihvnoivaspoicvmap))
kiiinda wanna sleep... kiiinda wanna stay up so i Can flirt with people more... deCisions, deCisions...
my hatred for hotdogs is not a euphemism.
oh that would have been way easier.
see i triiiiied that but apparently its way for interesting and way more funny to see me in suffering and anguish so in the torture nexus i remain (|:I it has gotten a liiiiiiittle better though so i better not tempt anything hehe
Oh, I kinda do this one when I go to the hyperbolic time chamber
Oh, like I'll be fine forever because I'll beat his ass if he tries to put me in a situation. My friends, though. That's the situation.
i feel like there's a spectrum fꙮr plꙮt armꙮr. at ꙮne end there's "main characters can't die", and at the ꙮther there's "yꙮu can't be killed if yꙮu're nꙮt invꙮlved with the stꙮry in the slightest" - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
Pound sign! Cancel! 2!!!
i thinnk i wouuld like to talk to my auuthor.
Me fucking too
oh....
:(
ah.......... what does "onne thouusannd sweeps inn the tormennt nnexuus" meann?
That is to say I already got that but I'm don't looking
Parry
crap i missed it >:(
アタシ昔から勘いいんだよね。 周りが勝手にアタシの言うこと聞かないだけ。
turning #kinginyellowthursday into #killthekinginyellowthursday. kill your local eldritch evil asshole today. ...unless theyre a lalonde. looking at you rose. thin ice. faha.
he don't need all that #vagueposting #notthatvaguelmao
Didn't someone chuck that guy out?
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ my fronds are shaking. fuck. bog i feel bolnoy. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ ... Ugh. I have a headache. ]
what?? oh yeah lol. um!! are there like. side effects? just out of curiosity obviously ._.
can it cure depression?
This one w★sn't ★ ye★rn post, Phuntr keeps showing up to ★ur★ f★rm in my dre★ms.
Ok★y good light I'm going to dre★m of you now. #v★guepost
I WILL FIND YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCY, UNPLUG EVERY DEVICE YOU OWN AND MISPLACE YOUR ETHERNET CABLES.
IN *FUCKING* CORRECT!
DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE SOLLUX.
n0t the same when it's not a h0liday week...
mAYBE IT IS JUST, a SERIES OF GUILT COMPLEXES THAT, mAKE ME TH1NK VERY OFTEN, hMM, mAYBE WHAT i AM DOING, iS ACTUALLY BAD, wHEN i AM DOING THINGS 1N V1DEO GAMES, eSPECIALLY, iNDIE GAMES BUT THEN, mAYBE MY INSTINCTS ARE FINELY HONED BECAUSE, i WAS HAVING THOSE V1BES, fOR A BIT, eVEN BEFORE IT WAS SORT OF REVEALED THAT, i'M CAUSING ECOLOGICAL HARM PROBABLY, bY CARRYING OUT THE QUEST, aND ALSO THE LAST BOSS i DEFEATED, i D1DN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT, aND THEIR BODY D1DN'T EVEN FADE, iT WAS JUST, lAYING THERE, eVEN WHEN i LEFT AND CAME BACK, aND HONESTLY, tHAT ONE SEEMED CHILL, eVEN IF THEY ATTACKED ME, bUT i DID STORM THROUGH, tHEIR BELONGINGS AND SMASH THINGS SO, iT WAS PROBABLY FAIR OF THEM, tO DO SO, bUT ANYWAYS, i GUESS ALL i CAN DO IS, kEEP PLAYING AND HOPE THAT, tHE GODDESS i AM, uNSEALING i GUESS, iS NOT SECRETLY GOING TO, dESTROY EVERYTHING, yAY,
:33< does the dolls head look like mew?
hm i still cannot decide if i like the attempt at horns or not
♦️█ ░ i was real m0pey in life...easier t0 appreciate s0mething when its g0ne...maybe the same can be said f0r me? but als0 maybe n0t... ▒ ▓♦️
♦️█ ░ heh...drag...my ic0n...f0r a sp00ky surprise... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ s0rry its n0t t00 scary. theyre uh. just my glasses. prescripti0n. ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ s0 d0nt use them...please...▒ ▓♦️
♦️█ ░ y0u really think s0? i feel. s0 0ut 0f place. ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ i kn0w its. because i am. but. still. ▒ ▓♦️
♦️█ ░ ...0h... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ i d0nt like this at all... ▒ ▓♦️
And here I thought I was meant to be the egotistical one.
Sure yeah I get that, but there has to be some tonal differences. As such. I got that shit on.
They are not adorable, they are COOL. By nature of being my shades she does look COOLER.
Even if I wear them better.
Sometimes they are. Like in the case of my cool shades.
I got that shit on.
Name's out of the question. My title followed by a full stop is a part of the "brand". I have pronouns in my description. People don't click through to check. But I will add that extra info now.
Are you trying to make her have a panic attack?
I DONT FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. we never will be I don't Need You and I don't NEED FRIENDS LEAVE ME ALONE.
ok wat do we fink 8888)
y0u get a first half?
I was referring to someone in my real life behind Chittr but I appreciate you seeing the error of your ways for something you didn't do and I wouldn't accuse you of doing.
i just wanat tö be called handnsöme and a gööd böy is tjay töö much tö ask #nsfw
self portrait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26de4e75ad7a.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #gore, archive rating: G)
y0u can't d0 this t0 me right n0w. i just barely clawed my way 0ut 0f a depressive spiral.
>8?
sure wish. i had some of that. right about nnow
YES THANK YOU MEGIDO. I ALSO APOLOGIZE TO @ARRIBATORRENTE FOR THE DAMAGES I’VE CAUSED. I MEAN THIS WITH ALL THE RESPECT I HAVE. IS THERE ANYONE ELSE YOU WOULD SUGGEST I APOLOGIZE TO AS WELL? IT SEEMS YOU KNOW MUCH MORE THAN I ABOUT WHOM I HURT.
what the hell are you people ever talking about.... 8T
#TWDEATH #KULLING #SELFBLAME OK I AM GOING TO POST THIS AS A WAY TO FINALLY GET MY SIDE OF THE STORY OUT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHOM DON’T KNOW ME I’LL BE SHORT WITH THIS. MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. SOME WILL KNOW ME AS THE IMPOSTER. I AM A LIME BLOOD WHO LACKS THE ABILITY OF MY BLOOD CASTE. NOW ON TO MY SIDE OF THE STORIES THAT HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT ME. THE DAY THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THE MINES AND BURN OFF THE GASES BUILT UP DOWN THERE I WALKED AWAY FROM MY POSTED STATION TO TRY AND FIND ONE OF MY HIGHER UPS TO EXPLAIN MY SITUATION. THIS TOOK LONGER THAN EXPECTED AND BEFORE I COULD FIND THE BASTARD THE MINES HAD EXPLODED AND MANY DIED FROM IT. I CURRENTLY SIT HERE IN THIS DIRTY UNCOMFORTABLE CELL NOW. AND I’M GOING TO ROT HERE FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE DUE TO MY NEGLIGENCE. THOUGH I DO THINK I WAS ACUTELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES THAT WERE LOST THAT DAY MAY I ALSO SAY THAT THE TESTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONDUCTED IN A MUCH BETTER MANNER TO KEEP SOMEONE LIKE MYSELF FROM SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS. IT ISN’T MY FAULT I WAS BORN WITHOUT THE ABILITIES OF MY CASTE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYONE I TRYED TO TELL DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD THEM MY BLOOD DOES NOT HARNESS THE SAME AS MY CASTE. THE WORKINGS THERE NEED TO BE REFORMED. I WILL ALSO STATE I AM VERY SORRY TO THOSE WHO CARED FOR THE TROLLS WHO DIED IN THIS INCIDENT. I.. I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD TAKE ME THAT LONG TO TRY AND GET SOMEONE’S HELP… IT SITS SQUARELY ON MY SHOULDERS AND I HOPE WHEREVER THEY WENT IN THE AFTERLIFE WAS SOMEWHERE COMFORTABLE AND NICE…
i am failing all my skill checks töday
WHY FuCKING BOTHER IF IT'S NOT IN A HORNY WAY? uNCHITTED.
oUCH! D:{
i POSTED A SICKFIC FOR rANKMAID AND, pEOPLE WERE WEIRD ABOUT IT, }:/
Take it all. Y0u might need t0 take 0ver h0sting creamfest btw
at random intervals during my life now im struck with the vivid image of the voidstrap and i have to sit down and do breathing exercises (tags: The Rankmaid/The Voidstrap, i wonder what my god tier is, would i be able to make cool dildos too, how do you get the cosmetic unlocked, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
[ I don't care. ]
Woah, sweetcheeks. This guy is off the menu.
yes this timeline is practically empty i will pr0bably c0ncluded my time here 0nce I get b0red
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
the jakedirk i paddles i watched their oiled up bodies slide across one another so many times i lost track i paid so much money for auction house items and cameo recordings ive been fighting a literal war with @handMaid like physical war like blood and guts and death like real war over which one of the human boys tops and she still refuses to lay down her weapon because she knows that im right that its jake but now what was it all for
I HAD TO KEEP THAT SINGLE TAB. OPEN FOR MONTHS. CAREFuLLY EXPLODING INTO RAGE ONLY AFTER MINIMIZING IT. AND LETTING PISSY PAYLOADS OF HOT LEAD FLY.
OH. YOu MEAN. THE ONE MY DEAD MuRDERED SISTER PICKED FOR ME? THAT uSERNAME? THE uSERNAME I COuLD NOT CHANGE BECAuSE THE STuPID PRE-CORRuPTED SHE-SLuT DIED BEFORE GIVING ME THE PASSWORD TO THE ACCOuNT? THE WRETCHED. ABOMINABLE FETID CuNT SISTER WHO LAYS DEAD IN A DITCH. A TRAGIC AND TRAuMATIZING DEATH. SHE DIED. FROM WHICH I WILL NEVER GET CLOSuRE? GO FuCK YOuRSELF. YOu INSENSITIVE NOSY CHuTE LICKING BROWN NOSER.
:33 < nuh uh
3833 < But, what if... >
i think many bubbles g0t a bit slingshotted 0utward and onward by the wh0le fuckhuge gravity well in an ordinarily timeless and spaceless envir0nment thing. could be w0rth searching for. but they d0 get... weird.
okay yeah i was not viewing it in the context of "another you"
thE condEscE's wEight in old books that would fEtch a good pricE on thE black markEt? i... don't actually makE all that much dirEctly at my occupation.
... how much would it takE to gEt you to post it publically?
ack! i thought i could trust thE bitEs!
[|87 :: No you d;dn’t. 1 ATE MY GRANDMA!
}:(
Have you considered that due to the restrained llimits of my borders, nothing is more than a singlle turns distance from any of my armies? I know how to perform this dance, miss Megido :)
No
:33 < but it is a big factory :33 < that sounds pretty lavish to me! :OO
>> um,,, ¡t k¡nd of ¡ડ honeડt1y
Their menu is so dang expansive though! Where else might one find general tsos AND italian? Multicultural fanfare across the board.
iS IT NOT,,?
I T)(INK!!!! W-E S)(OULD DISCUSS BOUNDARI----ES!!!!!!!!
I'm always t)(inking t)(at too! Specifically t)(e name combination, I always t)(oug)(t an Erierisprite was a very silly combination, if t)(e implications are )(orrifying!
In this fucked up world, it's a dangerous assumption. But I dunno. Maybe there could be somethin' fun there wit' da right person. Just don't see anybody right enough fer dat to happen reasonably wit'.
two minds in one body is more than a little annoying, i’ll say.
Sounds mighty unpleasant.
I wanna get high and make 0ut with s0me0ne
Yeah, for the clown in my circus. Ain't no stop switch for the boss. Only the trigger...
Tch, so easy for you to say, ain't it? You and all your ilk play around with time like a fuckin' carnival. All I gots is this crowbar. Ain't even mine. It was given to me like a friggin' plaything. Ain't nothin' compared to the cosmic bullshit in the world. You know it's all rigged. Top to fuckin' bottom. I do what I can. Not what I can't. And what you're telling me? Is already set in stone. It's just somethin'... It's something I can't do. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.
Off limits. Even if I wanted to, boss ain't gonna take to well to that. No amount of magical crowbar jujus gonna stop 'em.
Uh... still meditatin' on that.
Welcoming another night Beckoning another fright Knowing just to deny 'might' Doing to weigh down what's light Feelings isotropic in joy and pain To go any further would be in vain Balance found wiping excess with refrain The cloth known as fear will always be stained Let those feelings decay If not them, then what may? Some part of you will pay So it's better this way This is how to stabilize Don't pass your unstable lies We still have our able eyes Let those pure thoughts mobilize 'I thought us closer...' 'I loved you most there.' Now breaking down, breaking self you can see There has always been more, what you had meant to me Lost 'round the block of the paces you dreamed If you think hard enough, you would hear how I screamed I screamed, Seeing you as you are now If I can save you, I'd like to know how I'd like to know now When you'd decay, when those thoughts go away Do you really believe my feelings would have swayed? All those ideals, the sentiments betrayed I kept them safe inside, to remind you one day All of this time, they had always been safe, so I'm begging you 'It's true...' ...Ah... Standing alone on the outermost ring I can't wait to hear the melody you might sing Once bonded hearts now fraying at their string What had connected them, what once meant everything You'd redefined what it meant to be freed You didn't realize all you did was concede If not with you, I refuse to succeed To hear your voice be caught in doubt again, I plead 'If you won't stop here,' 'Then we'll both die near...' Hear me Hear me Hear me, I plead
https://i.ibb.co/209RSvsX/image.png THERE. CHECK. THIS MATE.
(ertainl7 not m7 thing, an7wa7s. (ouldn't resist one last one, though
tailfeatherspin
well, i’m definitel7 eagle to (ome up with something that’ll ro( 7our 7eah i (an’t keep this up. time to abandon this while i’m onl7 kind of in a tailspin
i'm sure i peli(an rise to the owl((asion!
/s this \/\/hen / fina//y make that ancestor ASMR e\/eryone has been begging for
✨🍭🕷️ agony. devastation. heartbreak. i used up my best idea right out the gate. im a one trick pony i can do the trick faster though. do you like this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/137718ba00d7.gif 🕷️🍭✨
well in this case, i could tell u of the tiem my cat antithesis spent almost a week without eatin or drinkin anything. i obviously assumed he was sick n brought him 2 the vet only 2 find out he waz experiencin severe anxiety. the cause? a decorative bunch of bananas i had recently bought 4 my kitchen. he rly hates bananas...
Does food count as entertainment? i have made a floating cluckbeast above a slice of cheese. Ignore the rest of the table. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-17_200438633.png
:33 < @apocalypsearisen :33 < yespurrday i found a weird looking bug on my cave wall :33 < it was pretty so i ate it and it crunched really good but tasted bad :33 < so i yaked it up outside :33 < that attracted squirrels so i grabbed one by the neck and killed it :33 < i ate it in furront of the others and they d33med me the squirrel qu33n beclaws i was cofured in squirrel blood :33 < thats the end of my spurry, custom badge pls
Transport yourself to Florida and let's go to a theme park. How does that sound?
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b7c0ae6c31b.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
wwhy is this shit alwways happenin to me
ok so what if i LOST......
*trips, spraying blood everywhere*
[Link to a TF2 frag video Siluri tried making a sweep ago. Containing mostly soldier gameplay with various cool looking airshots / other soldier clips]
c< 426Hs -> lplp 6 MK Hp <:) >c
hmmm. m7 friend tried to anno7 me with bird puns, but then i realized that tou(an pla7 at that game
Oh. Sorry. This was for people you know i just saw get set on fire and my eyes glazed over
I’m finding it hard to+ argue that po+int I have to+ admit
I need copious amounts of context.
Troll bruno mars has three days
nooooooooooo T_T
aradia i wanna go home
iim god-tiiered, po2t game. not dead. or half dead? or bliind? whiich 2eem2 weiirdly common wiith other 2olluxe2 iin the bubble2. ii havent 2een my AA iin a few 2weep2. 2o iit2 niice two talk two one of you agaiin, at lea2t. we were alway2 on good term2. you were alway2 one of the few of u2 that wa2nt hiive2hiit maggot2 mo2t of the tiime. whiich helped. lol.