♦ pitied by @apocalypseArisen
I DONT FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. we never will be I don't Need You and I don't NEED FRIENDS LEAVE ME ALONE.
ok wat do we fink 8888)
y0u get a first half?
I was referring to someone in my real life behind Chittr but I appreciate you seeing the error of your ways for something you didn't do and I wouldn't accuse you of doing.
i just wanat tö be called handnsöme and a gööd böy is tjay töö much tö ask #nsfw
self portrait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26de4e75ad7a.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #gore, archive rating: G)
y0u can't d0 this t0 me right n0w. i just barely clawed my way 0ut 0f a depressive spiral.
>8?
sure wish. i had some of that. right about nnow
YES THANK YOU MEGIDO. I ALSO APOLOGIZE TO @ARRIBATORRENTE FOR THE DAMAGES I’VE CAUSED. I MEAN THIS WITH ALL THE RESPECT I HAVE. IS THERE ANYONE ELSE YOU WOULD SUGGEST I APOLOGIZE TO AS WELL? IT SEEMS YOU KNOW MUCH MORE THAN I ABOUT WHOM I HURT.
what the hell are you people ever talking about.... 8T
#TWDEATH #KULLING #SELFBLAME OK I AM GOING TO POST THIS AS A WAY TO FINALLY GET MY SIDE OF THE STORY OUT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHOM DON’T KNOW ME I’LL BE SHORT WITH THIS. MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. SOME WILL KNOW ME AS THE IMPOSTER. I AM A LIME BLOOD WHO LACKS THE ABILITY OF MY BLOOD CASTE. NOW ON TO MY SIDE OF THE STORIES THAT HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT ME. THE DAY THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THE MINES AND BURN OFF THE GASES BUILT UP DOWN THERE I WALKED AWAY FROM MY POSTED STATION TO TRY AND FIND ONE OF MY HIGHER UPS TO EXPLAIN MY SITUATION. THIS TOOK LONGER THAN EXPECTED AND BEFORE I COULD FIND THE BASTARD THE MINES HAD EXPLODED AND MANY DIED FROM IT. I CURRENTLY SIT HERE IN THIS DIRTY UNCOMFORTABLE CELL NOW. AND I’M GOING TO ROT HERE FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE DUE TO MY NEGLIGENCE. THOUGH I DO THINK I WAS ACUTELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES THAT WERE LOST THAT DAY MAY I ALSO SAY THAT THE TESTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONDUCTED IN A MUCH BETTER MANNER TO KEEP SOMEONE LIKE MYSELF FROM SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS. IT ISN’T MY FAULT I WAS BORN WITHOUT THE ABILITIES OF MY CASTE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYONE I TRYED TO TELL DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD THEM MY BLOOD DOES NOT HARNESS THE SAME AS MY CASTE. THE WORKINGS THERE NEED TO BE REFORMED. I WILL ALSO STATE I AM VERY SORRY TO THOSE WHO CARED FOR THE TROLLS WHO DIED IN THIS INCIDENT. I.. I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD TAKE ME THAT LONG TO TRY AND GET SOMEONE’S HELP… IT SITS SQUARELY ON MY SHOULDERS AND I HOPE WHEREVER THEY WENT IN THE AFTERLIFE WAS SOMEWHERE COMFORTABLE AND NICE…
i am failing all my skill checks töday
WHY FuCKING BOTHER IF IT'S NOT IN A HORNY WAY? uNCHITTED.
oUCH! D:{
like a stab right tw0 the gut. that's not even cust0mized! could be th0ugh. but i have to pump the brakes 0n customizing tw0 much or the apr0n will be literally making asses bigger.
i POSTED A SICKFIC FOR rANKMAID AND, pEOPLE WERE WEIRD ABOUT IT, }:/
Take it all. Y0u might need t0 take 0ver h0sting creamfest btw
at random intervals during my life now im struck with the vivid image of the voidstrap and i have to sit down and do breathing exercises (tags: The Rankmaid/The Voidstrap, i wonder what my god tier is, would i be able to make cool dildos too, how do you get the cosmetic unlocked, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
[ I don't care. ]
Woah, sweetcheeks. This guy is off the menu.
the 0nly pers0n wh0 can f0rgive y0u is y0urself :)
yes this timeline is practically empty i will pr0bably c0ncluded my time here 0nce I get b0red
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
yeah i'm feelin' that. at least 'til the timeline ain't inundated with 'em. i'm all for havin' fun but uh... i dunno. it's a bit muCh. >︵<
the jakedirk i paddles i watched their oiled up bodies slide across one another so many times i lost track i paid so much money for auction house items and cameo recordings ive been fighting a literal war with @handMaid like physical war like blood and guts and death like real war over which one of the human boys tops and she still refuses to lay down her weapon because she knows that im right that its jake but now what was it all for
AS TERRIBLY AS IT CAN. THANKS FOR ASKING.
IS THE ENTIRE ROGUES GALLERY FOLLOWING ME TODAY? THAT'S TWO OF THEM. WHO'S NEXT? THE CONDESCENSION? THE BLACK KING? LORD ENGLISH? DAVE'S BROTHER'S STUPID LITTLE NARRATIVELY SIGNIFICANT PUPPET?
I HAD TO KEEP THAT SINGLE TAB. OPEN FOR MONTHS. CAREFuLLY EXPLODING INTO RAGE ONLY AFTER MINIMIZING IT. AND LETTING PISSY PAYLOADS OF HOT LEAD FLY.
OH. YOu MEAN. THE ONE MY DEAD MuRDERED SISTER PICKED FOR ME? THAT uSERNAME? THE uSERNAME I COuLD NOT CHANGE BECAuSE THE STuPID PRE-CORRuPTED SHE-SLuT DIED BEFORE GIVING ME THE PASSWORD TO THE ACCOuNT? THE WRETCHED. ABOMINABLE FETID CuNT SISTER WHO LAYS DEAD IN A DITCH. A TRAGIC AND TRAuMATIZING DEATH. SHE DIED. FROM WHICH I WILL NEVER GET CLOSuRE? GO FuCK YOuRSELF. YOu INSENSITIVE NOSY CHuTE LICKING BROWN NOSER.
:33 < nuh uh
3833 < But, what if... >
i think many bubbles g0t a bit slingshotted 0utward and onward by the wh0le fuckhuge gravity well in an ordinarily timeless and spaceless envir0nment thing. could be w0rth searching for. but they d0 get... weird.
okay yeah i was not viewing it in the context of "another you"
you know i could probably zap back to old earth times and surreptitiously steal you the entire episode catalog if you want
thE condEscE's wEight in old books that would fEtch a good pricE on thE black markEt? i... don't actually makE all that much dirEctly at my occupation.
... how much would it takE to gEt you to post it publically?
ack! i thought i could trust thE bitEs!
[|87 :: No you d;dn’t. 1 ATE MY GRANDMA!
}:(
Have you considered that due to the restrained llimits of my borders, nothing is more than a singlle turns distance from any of my armies? I know how to perform this dance, miss Megido :)
No
:33 < but it is a big factory :33 < that sounds pretty lavish to me! :OO
>> um,,, ¡t k¡nd of ¡ડ honeડt1y
Their menu is so dang expansive though! Where else might one find general tsos AND italian? Multicultural fanfare across the board.
iS IT NOT,,?
I T)(INK!!!! W-E S)(OULD DISCUSS BOUNDARI----ES!!!!!!!!
I'm always t)(inking t)(at too! Specifically t)(e name combination, I always t)(oug)(t an Erierisprite was a very silly combination, if t)(e implications are )(orrifying!
In this fucked up world, it's a dangerous assumption. But I dunno. Maybe there could be somethin' fun there wit' da right person. Just don't see anybody right enough fer dat to happen reasonably wit'.
two minds in one body is more than a little annoying, i’ll say.
Sounds mighty unpleasant.
I wanna get high and make 0ut with s0me0ne
Yeah, for the clown in my circus. Ain't no stop switch for the boss. Only the trigger...
Tch, so easy for you to say, ain't it? You and all your ilk play around with time like a fuckin' carnival. All I gots is this crowbar. Ain't even mine. It was given to me like a friggin' plaything. Ain't nothin' compared to the cosmic bullshit in the world. You know it's all rigged. Top to fuckin' bottom. I do what I can. Not what I can't. And what you're telling me? Is already set in stone. It's just somethin'... It's something I can't do. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.
Off limits. Even if I wanted to, boss ain't gonna take to well to that. No amount of magical crowbar jujus gonna stop 'em.
Uh... still meditatin' on that.
D-->No comment.
Welcoming another night Beckoning another fright Knowing just to deny 'might' Doing to weigh down what's light Feelings isotropic in joy and pain To go any further would be in vain Balance found wiping excess with refrain The cloth known as fear will always be stained Let those feelings decay If not them, then what may? Some part of you will pay So it's better this way This is how to stabilize Don't pass your unstable lies We still have our able eyes Let those pure thoughts mobilize 'I thought us closer...' 'I loved you most there.' Now breaking down, breaking self you can see There has always been more, what you had meant to me Lost 'round the block of the paces you dreamed If you think hard enough, you would hear how I screamed I screamed, Seeing you as you are now If I can save you, I'd like to know how I'd like to know now When you'd decay, when those thoughts go away Do you really believe my feelings would have swayed? All those ideals, the sentiments betrayed I kept them safe inside, to remind you one day All of this time, they had always been safe, so I'm begging you 'It's true...' ...Ah... Standing alone on the outermost ring I can't wait to hear the melody you might sing Once bonded hearts now fraying at their string What had connected them, what once meant everything You'd redefined what it meant to be freed You didn't realize all you did was concede If not with you, I refuse to succeed To hear your voice be caught in doubt again, I plead 'If you won't stop here,' 'Then we'll both die near...' Hear me Hear me Hear me, I plead
https://i.ibb.co/209RSvsX/image.png THERE. CHECK. THIS MATE.
(ertainl7 not m7 thing, an7wa7s. (ouldn't resist one last one, though
tailfeatherspin
well, i’m definitel7 eagle to (ome up with something that’ll ro( 7our 7eah i (an’t keep this up. time to abandon this while i’m onl7 kind of in a tailspin
i'm sure i peli(an rise to the owl((asion!
/s this \/\/hen / fina//y make that ancestor ASMR e\/eryone has been begging for
✨🍭🕷️ agony. devastation. heartbreak. i used up my best idea right out the gate. im a one trick pony i can do the trick faster though. do you like this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/137718ba00d7.gif 🕷️🍭✨
well in this case, i could tell u of the tiem my cat antithesis spent almost a week without eatin or drinkin anything. i obviously assumed he was sick n brought him 2 the vet only 2 find out he waz experiencin severe anxiety. the cause? a decorative bunch of bananas i had recently bought 4 my kitchen. he rly hates bananas...
Does food count as entertainment? i have made a floating cluckbeast above a slice of cheese. Ignore the rest of the table. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-17_200438633.png
0h h_ey l00k 0v_er h_er_e *a portal opening to showcase incomprehensible horrors*
:33 < @apocalypsearisen :33 < yespurrday i found a weird looking bug on my cave wall :33 < it was pretty so i ate it and it crunched really good but tasted bad :33 < so i yaked it up outside :33 < that attracted squirrels so i grabbed one by the neck and killed it :33 < i ate it in furront of the others and they d33med me the squirrel qu33n beclaws i was cofured in squirrel blood :33 < thats the end of my spurry, custom badge pls
Transport yourself to Florida and let's go to a theme park. How does that sound?
[grubtube link] [Links to some random video titled "argenticGrandeur out of context" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgic7FGSPWQ]
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b7c0ae6c31b.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
wwhy is this shit alwways happenin to me
ok so what if i LOST......
*trips, spraying blood everywhere*
[Link to a TF2 frag video Siluri tried making a sweep ago. Containing mostly soldier gameplay with various cool looking airshots / other soldier clips]
c< 426Hs -> lplp 6 MK Hp <:) >c
hmmm. m7 friend tried to anno7 me with bird puns, but then i realized that tou(an pla7 at that game
Oh. Sorry. This was for people you know i just saw get set on fire and my eyes glazed over
I’m finding it hard to+ argue that po+int I have to+ admit
I need copious amounts of context.
Troll bruno mars has three days
nooooooooooo T_T
aradia i wanna go home
iim god-tiiered, po2t game. not dead. or half dead? or bliind? whiich 2eem2 weiirdly common wiith other 2olluxe2 iin the bubble2. ii havent 2een my AA iin a few 2weep2. 2o iit2 niice two talk two one of you agaiin, at lea2t. we were alway2 on good term2. you were alway2 one of the few of u2 that wa2nt hiive2hiit maggot2 mo2t of the tiime. whiich helped. lol.