John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
give me a day or so to work shop this!
what's your go to role in rpg's? i really like tanks!
:33 < dps!!!
support. buff, debuff. or dot-based dps is fun
== artificer types... but if those don't exist... mages that blow things up... ==
The fuck do you mean, role? I just take the thing and I fire it, and make sure shit gets blown up.
Alchemist
≈ I AM — inclined TOWARDS SUPPORT, perhaps with DPS — capabilities — if faced — with — one-versus-ONE SITUATIONS. ≈
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LEADERSHIP ROLES. FUCKING OBVIOUSLY.
\ 1 als0 end up d01ng tank bu1lds cause 1m bad at d0dg1ng 1n games /
whoops, the alarm never went off! no pho for me....
stepping out of the house to get pho!!! it's gunna be such a pho-king great time i can feel it
I can appreciate a pun but it would be better without the vulgarity. - MC Oleana
vulgarity is a part of the human essence!!!!! don't be such a stick in the mud :P
thank you thank you, i'll be here for the foreseeable eternity!
If that's what being human means, then I'm glad I'm a troll. I'm quite comfortable in the mud, thank you. - MC Oleana
Good morning, Chittrlings. (Fantastic term recommended to me by @ectoBiologist#9531 btw. Not only is it cut directly from the theming of the platform, it works because you all go on for miles and are ceaselessly full of shit!)
My, my, miss Crocker. Firing on all cylinders today, are we? Most impressive.
↗️I LIKE THIS POST BUT FEEL AS IF I AM MISSING THE CULTURAL CONTEXT NECESSARY TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THE HUMOROUS UNDERTONES THAT ARE APPARENTLY HERE.↗️
aw, thank you for the credit! I love it when you go on ceaselessly full of shit too :)
Nevermind. :|
i've had a REALLY bad pain in my neck for the past few days :( does any body have any tips on how to get it out?
ok ok ignore my username for a second serious answer!!! recupracoons are so so so good for your back beds are a low tech solution but if you have access to slime its the best way to keep your spine healthy!
it's really hard to ignore your name when you give the worst advice.
I actually agree I switched to a recupracoon a few years ago and I swear by it Evil though this Jade may be she at least has good chiropractic advice
there's at least 3 different movies that show why it's bad for humans to lay in a bunch of goop from an alien race. are you sure you're not like, damaged internally from it?
Xenophobia aside No??? They make sopor optimized for humans Not that the regular type is toxic or anything And again the relative weightlessness does wonders to align your spine while you sleep
hmmmm, i dunno man. it's sorta sounding like they got you slimed out or some thing. thanks, but no thanks! that goes against my shippuden oath.
Who's they Please tell me you aren't referring to the troll species That's my fucking mother
BOW YOUR HEAD FORWARD AND ROLL YOUR NECK IN THE JOINT TWO OR THREE TIMES BEFORE ROLLING YOUR SHOULDERS.
thinking about the one that got away.... (the piece of French toast that missed my mouth and rolled on the floor.) (i miss her. i'm so sad...)
jane is taking me to a comedy show to make up for her hootennanny she pulled back at the uno table...
i never realized how fragile polaroids are! i took a picture of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 and it turned them into the brightest white light with two pink orbs in the middle....
i feel really bad but also it's REALLY funny.
I GOT GHOSTLY TRICKSTERED...... #ByTheCamera #BySix
jake just spent 40 bucks trying and failing to get this plushie... #uhoh
does earth-c have some thing like TSA? how would that work??
no one can answer this for your earth c except you! but speaking for mine, no we dont have a tsa; there's never really been a need for it.
really?? i thought some body like jane or some thing would want to commercialize teleportation!
maybe she wanted to. but we've also got a pretty extensive public transportalizer network!
jake took off his socks and they left an indent on his calves..... it looks like train tracks how do i tell him? @golgothasTerror
I have water retention. :(
some body tell jane to let me win at uno :( @gutsyGumshoe
:33 < someone letting mew win isnt a win john :33 < its sad
i'm not asking for a pity win i'm asking for jane not to guilt the others into piling up on me
I think youre cooked.
NOP3 >:] BUT 1 W1LL CH4LL3NG3 YOU TO 4N 4CTU4L F41R 4ND SQU4R3 ROUND 1F YOU D4R3
asking for a friend, but is there a way to have the worst song ever auto play when you click my profile full blast?
reminder that if your goals and ambitions didnt fight back evven a little then odds are they wwerent wworthy of you in the first place https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50436812792f.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #inspiring #empiremindset
@gutsyGumshoe can wwe get the timey wwimey logistics bs sorted and recruit this guy already i need him on regular fitcheck duty ASAP
exactly the sort of contention id expect from your ilk i cant imagine that limp finned dullard you play consort to is payin all that wwell cause i seen the depressing lack of caste appropriate swwag on his wwell moisturized prongs
Oh my. Are you jealous of the Chairmancer? I doubt you could manage his signature Eldredge tie knot without suffocating yourself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/56d2e9571f5c.jpg - MC Oleana
im sure id manage it just fine if i possessed a simperin supplicant a your pedigree followwin around to do it for me like he has
↗️I WOULD BE LITERALLY SO HONORED AND ALSO FLATTERED TO BE IN YOUR PROPER EMPLOYMENT.↗️ ↘️i am kind of more trained for market brokering but that is also okay.↘️ ↗️I WILL DO IT WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️
HELL. NO.
FUCK god damn it wwell i tried i guess all i can do for noww is tag @gratuitousAnnuity evvery time a fit needs checked and im requirin a servvile paragraph about it borderin on #rankbait wwrothe i expect you to do your utmost ingratiating yourself to the boss lady perhaps one day her answwer changes
the cut on that ovvercoat is terrific you simply cannot go wwrong wwith a classic single breasted silhouette truly the paragon a sophistication
could you tell me more about these positive feelings this image makes you feel especially if any are physical
↗️ALL OF THEM ARE PHYSICAL. PHYSICALLY, I TREMBLE, I QUAKE, I SHIVER, I DELIGHT IN THE SHEER RELEASE OF BEING INFORMED OF MY HIGHER UP'S BUSINESS-BASED DECISIONS AND FASHIONABLE WEAR.↗️ ↘️it is all i look forward to.↘️ ↗️THE SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYER.↗️ ↘️and employee.↘️