Egbert
@ectoBiologist
going through some changes. watch this space for further development. she/her
oh right i guess i should make an intro post or something! hi everyone! it's me, john egbert! the egg-meister, as some people call me. if you don't know who i am, that's fine! i'm really trying not to let celebrity go to my head.
i guess i gotta start thinking about a name change. john was a good name, but it's very much a *boy* name and it's pretty clear that's not me anymore. so the question is, do i stick with the four-letter-j-name theme, or do i strike out on my own?
you should try your own thing, man! but if experimentations to much for you dont be afraid to go back to four letters and a j. might i reccomend the name "amber"?
✧જ⁀ Striking ⚾︎ut never hurts!!! And it gives you!!! More space for creativity!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
see? SEEEEE? you'll love it!
[dressing room mirror-photo of john in a brand new knee-length skirt and long socks.] so it turns out i like skirts! who knew?
--E√ Those socks look comfy.
they are! i was worried my legs would be cold with a skirt but problem solved!
who could have guessed?
--E√ Skirts can be long and/or thick enough to keep one's legs warm. You aren't limited to short ones. However. Socks are comfy as hell. And I don't wear skirts. So don't listen to me, lmao.
c< OOOOO! pretty! >c
[a selfie, john's got his hair down, and put a few clips in it] no one i know knows shit about hair styling, so this is all i'm doing for now. and in the meantime, i'm going shopping for some skirts and stuff.
c< Hell yeaH! >c
[a photo of john's hands, nails freshly painted in a thematic sky-blue.] :)
hell yeah looks great
✧જ⁀ Hells yeah!!! Those are looking sweet!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
i don't know who i should go to about getting my hair styled. most of the girls i know have short hair, and jade and vriska don't exactly style theirs. guess i gotta look up internet tutorials...
first things first i guess i'm gonna see if rose can show me how to paint my nails.
c< dOiN sOMe geNder experiMeNtatiON? Hell yeaH! cONgrats! >c
c< well, i HOpe yOu Have fuN! aNd, if ya Need aNytHiNg, ill dO My best 2 Help! >c
@lilshitpeta okay i've thought about it overnight and i guess i'd like to try out some estrogen?
You don't need to get into the medical side of things instantly. If I were you, I'd try things like putting on some more feminine clothes, trying makeup, and painting nails first. You could also try shaving body hair, if you feel like it, but beauty standards are bullshit anyways. Oh, and try to style that long hair all cute.
[|87 :: 1 can wr;te a prescr;pt;on but l;ke just th;nk ;t over. Human hormones do a lot to ya so ;d do some research f;rst
✧જ⁀ Hecks yeah body positivity, be who you want to be!!! -But I agree with the other replies!!! Mulling it over and trying more options on the path might be helpful!!! You never want to go straight to the big leagues with⚾︎ut a little bit of practice first!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
:33< mew got it --SENT afewmeownthsofestrogen.obj--
i guess it'd be pretty fun to be a girl, actually. having boobs and wearing skirts and stuff. being pretty. i'd say i wonder what i'd look like as a girl, but obviously i can just look at all the junes out there. and jade.
haha yeah nepeta, i'll just reprogram my major glands for a couple months, see how it feels.
:33< why nyat? :33< lots of peopurr do :33< peopurr try it decide its nyat fur them and mewve on or they decide it is fur them and stick with it :33< ive got meowdical grade t and e that i give out fur fur33 if mew want to try some
i what? how do you just "have" loose estrogen? it's not from a dead animal is it??
:33< no? :33< i got some then got the alchemy code and made a furkton of it? :33< mew realize thats a thing right mew can just make meowre of something once mew have it
you know you can just do that if you want to right
-kzzzt- Th£r£ is @lw@ys tim£. -kzzzzt-
wait. god damnit i had a whole response typed up about my continued disbelief that you can just have hormones laying around in like, syringes or whatever. and then i realized that's literally what steroids are so obviously it must be possible and i'm a little bit of an idiot. so uh. i dunno. give me a little bit to think about it.
:33< take all the time mew n33d its fur33 furefur beclawse i dont believe in charging fur life saving meowdical care
so obviously i can search the web but since you're offering can you give me like the layman's lowdown on what estrogen does to a guy? cuz obviously it can't just hit a switch and turn me into a girl over night.
:33< i mean it varies furom purrson to purrson right? :33< but on the whole softpurr skin smoothpurr hair breath tissmew will develop mewre mewman penis may purrduce clearpurr loads when mew ejacmewlate :33< i guess #nsfw but in like a #medical sense :33< thinpurr waist is nyat unclawmon :33< something estrogen wont do is make mew sound feminine mewll n33d vocal training fur that which is also fur33 to do theres lots of mewtube videos online fur it :33< thats ofur the course of about 6 meownths to 2 years depending on dosage
oh no i've been hit by a girl beam now all i want to do is paint my nails and talk about romance!
8=l < Oh me too
late to the party but are you guys seriously hooking up on chittr of all places?? #nsfw
Don't think they're actually doing that, save for like. Rare examples. Most i can see it being like that is advertising more #nsfw events that a few folks host
Its where I get most of my clients
<-(((People love to posture and wink at the timeline-panopticon about being open and available but I refuse to believe that anyone is getting play from here)))->
replaying witcher 3 again and my god i love the bits where you play as ciri. geralt's a cool dude too but there's just something about having your basic dodge move be a short-range teleport that's so freaking cool. plus i love her voice actress, she was fem!hawke in dragon age, i'm kinda lowkey pissed they're recasting her for witcher 4 but what can you do.
no idea whether i'm gonna be back for long but since i am at least temporarily back to this website i thought i'd give everyone an update: i've been getting laser hair removal for a few months now and i really enjoy it! i can tell i'm making significant progress, cuz even when i'm lazy and let my facial hair grow out, it comes in all scraggly and patchy instead of as a realass beard now.
congrats!
really cool when the proper method of solving a puzzle is so obtuse that i would rather brute-force all 64 possible solutions.
it's so weird, when you really stop and think about it, living in a salamander village and having salamander neighbors who are just, like, regular folks, they've got day jobs and taxes and everything, and then there's casey. 8 years and counting and not a peep out of her except "glub", and not even as a verbalized word like how fish trolls sometimes say it! sometimes i worry there's something wrong with her...
my casey talks sometimes, usually about bugs! if lowas wasn't... kinda messed up, i would feel worse about how that played out.
thats how we felt about our consorts! thats why we're hitting the ground running and getting out of there! i dont wanna pay salamander taxes!
really cool how the new lego batman game unlocked early access nine and a half hours ago but steam won't let me play it. spent extra on the deluxe edition for nothing.
...never mind. apparently i misread the infographic. it unlocks on pc in an hour and a half.
saw another alternate future universe egbert kid on here and once again i'm quietly wondering who the mom is. like, i can guess, but it's always possible they'd surprise me. but it feels kinda gauche to ask?
etiquette question. should i be google translating what damaras post in east beforan, or just stay away from her posts because i don't speak it?
I d9 think translati9n t99ls w9rk g99d. 6ut I myself happen t9 als9 6e fluent in the Eastern 6ef9ran language. S9 I can help t99.
(Her reply says "Y9ur heart simply h9pes that y9u will understand my magic w9rds." 6y the way)
the damara i'm pals with generally reserves east beforan stuff to her private peanut gallery moments so my gut says don't try to read her stuff - but on the other hand, why then would she be posting in the first place? a real conundrum, that one.
final fantasy 14 is real fun but i wish more duty content let you use a team of npcs. i've yet to have a bad time with other players directly, but the wait times on forming a party can be abysmal.
i have literally been mandervilling in front of this dungeon for *a whole hour* waiting for a party to form!! maybe it's a bad time and i should try again this evening?
weird to think being stupid can be hot but it honestly makes more sense than someone thinking i'm physically attractive.
dave recently asked why i play girls in video games so much, and i said it's because if i'm gonna be staring at my character's ass the whole game, it should be a cute one. he says this is weird and i should be playing guys more, but personally i suspect the disconnect stems from me being straight and him being bi. what do you folks think?
hAHA, yOU KNOW i REMEMBER GETTING TEASED, bY vRISKA FOR DOING THE SAME THING, yOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT, i LIKE THE HAIR BY THE WAY IT IS DIFFERENT FOR A jOHN,
oh thanks! it wasn't really something i did intentionally, i just got lazy and didn't get it cut for a while, and then people keep telling me it looks nice long so i guess i'm keeping it.
yES, yOU MAY BE MY, eTERNAL ENEMY AND RIVAL BUT, i HAVE TO SUPPORT COOL FASHION DECISIONS, i HAVE BEEN GROWING MY OWN HAIR OUT LATELY, aS WELL BUT, mORE ON PURPOSE,
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i think it doesn't really matter why? its just a design choice.
whi(h (ould mean nothing
word!! why would i want to stare at a dude's armored butt the whole time when i can put my girl in 2b's dress??
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