John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
just your regular old john egbert! pronouns are he/him. yes my hair is long; i've just been too lazy to get it cut lately.
really cool how the new lego batman game unlocked early access nine and a half hours ago but steam won't let me play it. spent extra on the deluxe edition for nothing.
...never mind. apparently i misread the infographic. it unlocks on pc in an hour and a half.
etiquette question. should i be google translating what damaras post in east beforan, or just stay away from her posts because i don't speak it?
(Her reply says "Y9ur heart simply h9pes that y9u will understand my magic w9rds." 6y the way)
final fantasy 14 is real fun but i wish more duty content let you use a team of npcs. i've yet to have a bad time with other players directly, but the wait times on forming a party can be abysmal.
i have literally been mandervilling in front of this dungeon for *a whole hour* waiting for a party to form!! maybe it's a bad time and i should try again this evening?
// genuine question what's the difference between blocking someone and blocking someone ooc?
an OOC block blocks them for every character you have; a regular block just blocks them for whoever you're currently viewing the site as.
WHY AM I GETTING EG8ERT AM8USHED HELP???????? HELLO????????
hey vriska what's up? :)
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thanks? i think?
"Me, I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone; never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am." -Superman to Darkseid
superman will always be the goat. i have never stopped thinking about that speech.
that iteration of superman was just. peak, really.
i mean, that whole universe was peak! that was the kevin conroy batman and mark hamill joker universe! that universe defined dc comics for an entire generation!
dave recently asked why i play girls in video games so much, and i said it's because if i'm gonna be staring at my character's ass the whole game, it should be a cute one. he says this is weird and i should be playing guys more, but personally i suspect the disconnect stems from me being straight and him being bi. what do you folks think?
hAHA, yOU KNOW i REMEMBER GETTING TEASED, bY vRISKA FOR DOING THE SAME THING, yOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT, i LIKE THE HAIR BY THE WAY IT IS DIFFERENT FOR A jOHN,
oh thanks! it wasn't really something i did intentionally, i just got lazy and didn't get it cut for a while, and then people keep telling me it looks nice long so i guess i'm keeping it.
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whi(h (ould mean nothing
word!! why would i want to stare at a dude's armored butt the whole time when i can put my girl in 2b's dress??
it's been decided! my stand,「mister blue sky」allows me to control the wind and the weather! *imagine i'm doing one of those really weird poses they do in jojo as i show off my stand*
grl weather report is right there..... ~_@
its a canon stand that already controls the weather!! & also turns ppl in2 snails by hypnotizing them w/ rainbows bc jojo
huh. okay well. mister blue sky is different; he doesn't do the snails thing and his weather manipulation is more wind manipulation, letting me do stuff like the wind scar. besides, star platinum and the world are already identical so you're clearly allowed overlap.
jade recently introduced me to "jojo's bizarre adventure" and now i can't stop thinking about what our stands would be named. abilities are easy, they'd just be our godtier powers basically. i think i'd call mine「aerosmith」. cuz it'd have the windy thing and a great big hammer.
c< 2 late, aerOsMitH is already a staNd NaMe, at least iN tHe OrigiNal japaNese, its called tHat, i believe it was cHaNged 4 tHe eNglisH versiON, HOwever >c
c< yeaH, sOrry, but, tHat HappeNs, tHeres a lOt Of NaMes already taKeN, Maybe if yOud liKe, i cOuld Help figure Out a New ONe 4 ya? >c
i'd need the help, cuz i don't listen to a ton of music. i definitely want some kind of sky- or wind-themed name, and i know it cannot be「candle in the wind」because you've got to be some kind of living legend to name your stand after elton john.
Have you considered Free Bird?
c< ....tHeres a really big ONe i tHiNK, iN Mr Blue SKy, but a lOt Of peOple Have used tHat ONe be4 >c
@ectoBiologist#6055 Have you ever read anything by Judith Butler? Who am I kidding, probably not. I do have a little birdie telling me that if you read “Who’s Afraid of Gender?” (2024), it may lead to some interesting revelations about what to do with your hair. Just a hunch. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
that's a weird title! i'll take the recommendation under advisement, though.
:33< some of mew have nefur b33n pet and it shows
roxy did play with my hair once recently and. i'd say i had a revelation but i don't really know what about except that getting my hair played with feels real nice.
:33< it does f33l nice yeah :33< mew efur get it braided??? :33< that shit rules
i don't think it's long enough for a braid yet. plus aren't braids kind of a girl thing? i don't want to steal valor or anything.