John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
just your regular old john egbert! pronouns are he/him. yes my hair is long; i've just been too lazy to get it cut lately.
D --> Comment on this post and I will provide you with a song I think suits you #equiustunes
WHOS UP CH1TTR1NG TH31R CH1TTR
i am! though maybe not for much longer; it's pretty late...
the results of the #wizardtournament semifinals are in! merlin beats out software wizard 5:2 and gandalf holds a landslide victory over felix 11:2! can he keep the momentum going? vote below to decide who will be the true champion of the #wizard tournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_215333745.png
round two of the semifinals! titties or kitties? its gandalf the gray versus felixarius the wizard-cat. please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg> <https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg>
round one of the semifinals! merlin versus the software wizard! vote below. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbqAs0QWAAYad9W.jpg>
D --> People on here say they're rich but can they make nothingness into pure gold
I am everyone's favorite Bro Strider. Because I said so. And I can't tell lies.
it's a low bar but i don't think you clear it.
Does this change your mind. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487256579043622963/iu_.png?ex=69c87b20&is=69c729a0&hm=6dd603faaf8a5760fb1502cd930b53cc0feb633c852420ad9f43831c0ef76053&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=427&height=569
anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
Is Caliborns thing like hating Egbert now or something because that is really fucking funny
you know, you're right, he does have some kind of obsession with me. i guess it's because that one time i zapped into his place and beat him up? he keeps texting me about a "rematch"...
so many johns are gay now !!! not me though. :)
OK so MY THEORY is that that lil harry anderson guy is like if me & john collabed in the ectobios lab and yes he is my son but maybe he like alternates whos son he is in a paradoxly like way #mytheory
round two! gandalf the gray versus surtinott the stormbringer. please cast your votes below! #wizard #wizardtournament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/ceddc818a9e5a7103c9b92cc706db95c/094662bc1514d74d-5c/s500x750/b957f7a6991c65db9f594d7c8ed0ab4df3159307.jpg
that's not the gandalf i remember! i'm voting for surtinott!
john egbert i know what u are
first round of the wizard tournament! merlin versus frieren! please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/frieren.png
