Egbert
@ectoBiologist
going through some changes. watch this space for further development. she/her
Whole house mad at me lmao
have you considered not being "that bitch"?
Hell fucking no???
i guess i gotta start thinking about a name change. john was a good name, but it's very much a *boy* name and it's pretty clear that's not me anymore. so the question is, do i stick with the four-letter-j-name theme, or do i strike out on my own?
you should try your own thing, man! but if experimentations to much for you dont be afraid to go back to four letters and a j. might i reccomend the name "amber"?
[dressing room mirror-photo of john in a brand new knee-length skirt and long socks.] so it turns out i like skirts! who knew?
--E√ Those socks look comfy.
they are! i was worried my legs would be cold with a skirt but problem solved!
[a selfie, john's got his hair down, and put a few clips in it] no one i know knows shit about hair styling, so this is all i'm doing for now. and in the meantime, i'm going shopping for some skirts and stuff.
first things first i guess i'm gonna see if rose can show me how to paint my nails.
c< dOiN sOMe geNder experiMeNtatiON? Hell yeaH! cONgrats! >c
i guess it'd be pretty fun to be a girl, actually. having boobs and wearing skirts and stuff. being pretty. i'd say i wonder what i'd look like as a girl, but obviously i can just look at all the junes out there. and jade.
:33< mew know :33< according to my research :33< estrogen on mewmans has a few meownt "trial purriod" where the effects are refursable if mew decide mew dont like them :33< mew know just to s33 if mew like it
haha yeah nepeta, i'll just reprogram my major glands for a couple months, see how it feels.
:33< why nyat? :33< lots of peopurr do :33< peopurr try it decide its nyat fur them and mewve on or they decide it is fur them and stick with it :33< ive got meowdical grade t and e that i give out fur fur33 if mew want to try some
i what? how do you just "have" loose estrogen? it's not from a dead animal is it??
:33< no? :33< i got some then got the alchemy code and made a furkton of it? :33< mew realize thats a thing right mew can just make meowre of something once mew have it
wait. god damnit i had a whole response typed up about my continued disbelief that you can just have hormones laying around in like, syringes or whatever. and then i realized that's literally what steroids are so obviously it must be possible and i'm a little bit of an idiot. so uh. i dunno. give me a little bit to think about it.
:33< take all the time mew n33d its fur33 furefur beclawse i dont believe in charging fur life saving meowdical care
so obviously i can search the web but since you're offering can you give me like the layman's lowdown on what estrogen does to a guy? cuz obviously it can't just hit a switch and turn me into a girl over night.
:33< *the mighty huntress hits mew with the lesbian ray*
:33< sorry john mewre a straight guy whos also a lesbian nyow
:33< clearly mewve nefur heard of he/him lesbians :33< though mew could always just be a girl if mew want to argmew semeowntics :33< *the mighty huntress hits mew with the girl gun what purrns mew into a girl*
:33< t33h33 mew fell fur my girl purrank where i make mew a girl!
:33< thats right guess mewre purrnouns are she/her nyow
that is generally how it works. ...except for those "he/him lesbians" you mentioned before. whatever that means.
:33< beats meow :33< what mew think i have a like :33< gendpurr studies degr33? :33< no i make shitposts on the intpurrnet inbetw33n hunting things ten times my size
it's a stone luigi you didn't make it
i chiseled it!
WOULD YOU TRUST M3 4S YOUR L4WY3R? >:?
probably not.
i am bored and i am in the mood to rate people according to a system i havve recently become obsessed wwith magic the gatherin comment under this post if you wwant me to assign you a magic card that i think encompasses your vvibe i am going to ATTEMPT to not use these blasted crossovvers but it is sorta inevvitable so wwe wwill see
sure, why not.
i want yalls opinions, food 4 thots my alt (rosies mom) is married to mister egbert as a result of this: - what are the ethics of me flirting with mister egbert? - what r the ethics of me flirting with june? - do i need to tag this post?
it's hard to imagine my dad not being extremely monogamous if he was in a relationship, so i think you probably shouldn't flirt with him? jane's dad however is fair game.