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sometimes i forget how nice it is to be alive. and when i do remember, i start thinking about why i'm alive and i get depressed, hahaha.
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Oh. Whoopsies! I saw a comment under your name and jumped the fricken shark thinking it was just you playing mind games with me by misspelling my name on purpose! Egg on my face compadra i sure do wish i could retract that epic blunder.
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I don't get how the lot of you require the shadecover of an anonymous account to profess your more controversial musings. Have you even SEEN the baseline of depravity we have all collectively decided to allow on the feed? I'll say something controversial for every like on this post, no censorship required. Stop limiting yourselves. Go whole hog.
Well I for one am proud of you for branching out! All I will say is to avoid playing her as too much of an archetype. Try to really get into character!
casey just filled terezi's hive with skelesquirrels. i'm so proud of her.
A VERY GOOD MORNING TO YOU, FRIENDS AND STRANGERS ALIKE. IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY THAT I WAS THE PROUD FATHER OF MY ONE AND ONLY SON. BUT NOW, I NOT ONLY HAVE MANY, MANY MORE SONS BUT ALSO MANY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS. AND MANY OF THOSE WONDERFUL SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE HERE, SO HERE I AM AS WELL. PLEASE TREAT MY CHILDREN WELL. <https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/dad.png>
You can't prove that I'm thirst following pyropes. No one can! :B
this just in breakking news cute dorky boys w glasses can fuckin get it #nsfw
N33D SOM3ON3 TO CR4CK MY B4CK L1K3 4 GLOWST1CK
YOU M1GHT B3 WOND3R1NG WHY 1 H4V3 B1G RUMBL3 SPH3R3S 1TS B3C4US3 1 H4V3 4 B1G BLOOD PUSH3R 4ND 1M FULL OF LOV3 4ND K1NDN3SS <3
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
heh! i'm siccing @arachnidiansGrasp on ALL of you pervs! #nopervsallowed #nomoreMILFhunting
#nowplaying: Transcendental Cha-Cha-Cha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLzxuIfD9rU
Good morning my chums and amigos! I hope youre all doing just swell!
the egg mister the egg mixer the egg master the egg mingler the egg masher