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I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.

IF YOUR CHILD IS AFRAID OF THE DARK, OR WHAT TERRORS MAY LURK THEREIN, EQUIP THEM WITH FLASHLIGHTS AND TEACH THEM HOW TO CHANGE THE BATTERIES. #TEACH A MAN TO FISH

QUITE THE ASSORTMENT OF 'DM'S IN THE MAILBOX. A THEMATIC TRIAD OF PROPOSITIONS, STATEMENTS AND PERSONAL THREATS. I WILL DISREGARD THE LATTER TWO AS A KIND OF VIRTUAL 'DING-DONG-DITCH', IN WHICH CASE, YOU GOT ME! HA HA. AS FOR THE SCENE THAT SOMEBODY HAS PAINTED OF A SUN SET DAD'S HANGOUT AT THE GAZEBO, THAT SOUNDS JUST LOVELY. IF YOU SHOULD DESIRE IT, SIMPLY FOLLOW UP WITH THE LOGISTICAL DETAILS, AND WE CAN SEE ABOUT MAKING IT HAPPEN. HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/E/1FAIPQLSFFALDW7HQWHYJXAABRJJWXZ-NQK7DEC2T1MQQYO7A4LJC-VW/VIEWFORM?USP=SHARING&OUID=104812543414433287760

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@princeofLight[PL]

I happen to have a gazebo and a pond.

ASTOUNDING COINCIDENCE. DO YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO DRINK TEA? I AM RATHER PARTIAL TO COFFEE. A GLASS OF WHISKEY WOULD ALSO DO NICELY, DEPENDING ON THE OCCASION. #SUBSTANCE

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@princeofLight[PL]

I sent that, I have a liquor cabinet and a bag of roasted beans and several mugs.

HA HA. THERE IS NO NEED TO COAX ME, STRIDER. YOU ARE ALREADY QUITE THE CHARMER. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SCHEDULE WEEKEND PLANS WITH YOU.

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SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHETHER I AM CURRENTLY COURTING ANYONE'S INTEREST. TO MY UNDERSTANDING, THERE ARE MULTITUDES OF MYSELF IN CONSCIOUS ORBIT, SO IT IS THEREFORE RATHER IMPORTANT THAT I ESTABLISH MY OWN IDENTITY. THERE IS NO ONE I AM COURTING AT PRESENT. THAT SAID, I AM CERTAINLY OPEN TO FORMING NEW CONNECTIONS. #DADMAIL HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/1DTJMC7TDHBZ8YYSKT_AJUTQE6PJ8VEJFVJKA75D1VFI/EDIT#QUESTION=43014963&FIELD=718955190

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@princeofLight[PL]

So youre telling me your Aren't seeing anyone. Interesting

I RECEIVED A VERY EARNEST PIECE OF 'DAD MAIL' TODAY, INQUIRING AS TO WHETHER I HAVE A FAVORITE PIPE TO SMOKE FROM. MY RESPONSE IS INTENDED FOR THOSE OF AN AGE TO MAKE WISE AND INFORMED DECISIONS REGARDING TOBACCO CONSUMPTION. THAT BEING SAID: I HAVE SEVERAL PIPES, OF COURSE, BUT THE BENT BILLIARD IS MY FAVORITE. THERE IS NOTHING PARTICULARLY FANCY ABOUT IT, BUT I FIND THE SHAPE COMFORTABLE, AND IT IS WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL AN "OLD RELIABLE." IF YOU WOULD LIKE TAILORED RECOMMENDATIONS, OR HAVE FURTHER QUESTIONS, 'DM' THE BOX. HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/1DTJMC7TDHBZ8YYSKT_AJUTQE6PJ8VEJFVJKA75D1VFI/EDIT#RESPONSES

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@overpoweredSuperstar[OS]

I don't smoke tobacco, but I really like some of the pipe designs I've seen! Some very talented pipe makers out there (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

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you seem a man wwho knowws his pipes! i myself lovve to indulge in the ol nautilus myself. hearty n stylish

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YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A BUTTON MIGHT GIVE WAY DURING A STRENUOUS MOVEMENT. I RECOMMEND KEEPING REPLACEMENTS HANDY AND KNOWING HOW TO SEW THEM BACK ON. IT IS A USEFUL SKILL TO HAVE, PARTICULARLY IF YOU ARE PRONE TO VIGOROUS ACTIVITY.

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I UNDERSTAND IT IS COMMON PRACTICE TO OPEN A GOOGLE FORMS MAILBOX. HERE IT IS. THERE SEEMS TO BE A QUIZ GOING AROUND. NOT SURE THAT I AM INFORMED ENOUGH TO TAKE IT. LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT FURTHER. HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/E/1FAIPQLSFFALDW7HQWHYJXAABRJJWXZ-NQK7DEC2T1MQQYO7A4LJC-VW/VIEWFORM?USP=SHARING&OUID=104812543414433287760

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WHAT IS 'THE OMEGAVERSE'? IF THIS TOPIC IS INCLUDED IN 'TROLLSTUFF' I HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER IT.

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@catatonicApostate[CA]

It seems tø be human stuff. Ør at łeast shared universe stuff.

okay so imagine a world where dudes get in on in new and fantastical way. with secondary roles to their birth sex that dictates if they can get pregnant regardless of that first part which means some of the dudes can get pregnant. theres a chart out there that explains this better than i could im sure. why am i even fucking explaining this right now actually you would be the one guy with the secondary trait of beta and not have anything going on.

mm have u ever heard ab "curiosity killd the cat"? real sad btdubs sad n true better stay curious mr!

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THANK YOU. FORTUNATELY I AM NOT A CAT.

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THANK YOU ALL FOR CLEARING THAT UP. I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT 'DM' AND 'PM' ARE INTERCHANGEABLE. IN LIGHT OF THIS, I SHALL THROW MY HAT INTO THE RING AND PROPOSE A THIRD TERM: 'DAD MAIL', PERTAINING TO MY PERSONAL INBOX.

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dAd mAiL AnD(TiNg)pApA MaIl!

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HA HA! SENSATIONAL.

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DOES 'DM' STAND FOR 'DIRECT MESSAGE'? I HAVE BEEN SEEING IT EVERYWHERE AND WOULD LIKE TO REMAIN CURRENT. AND IF SO, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD 'PM'? #KIND REGARDS

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@woeGothic[WG]

It is vernacular resulting from Chittr/Twitter/X.com taking prevalence. Depending on the platform, it still applies.

they mean the same thing, private messages, direct messages just a different way of saying it.

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@mamaLalonde[ML]

ive been saying this!!!

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You're correct, though I honestly don't know what did happen to 'PM'. I've wondered the same myself.

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It does stand for Direct Message, you've got the ticket! I've seen some people use PM still but I think because certain platforms of social media call the function a Direct Message that it's just become common nomenclature to say "DM".

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CELEBRATE YOUR LOVED ONES ON A DAILY BASIS. #DAILY BASIS

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WHAT IS A 'MATESPRIT MONDAY'? #WHAT IS A 'MATESPRIT MONDAY'?

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@princeofLight[PL]

I have a big notebook I can lend you about trollstuff my dear friend.

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@addictedTherapist[AT]

A Matesprit is the troll term for one of their four quadrants, this is as similar as they get to traditional human romance usually referring to their partner as their Matesprit. The term Matesprit Monday is a celebration weekly of celebrating ones romantic partner. Hope this helps! :)

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I PRESUME 'TROLLSTUFF' ENCAPSULATES THE TOPIC OF 'MATESPRIT MONDAY', IN WHICH CASE I APPRECIATE IT. EVEN IF IT DOES NOT I WOULD ENJOY PERUSING YOUR NOTES. PARTICULARLY IF IT INCLUDES YOUR ARTWORK IN THE MARGINS.

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@princeofLight[PL]

It does infact have art in the margins and just between the notes. As picture references. It has everything in it from matesprites to kismesis to anatomy. I was very thorough.

I SEE. THANK YOU, ROSE. AS I SEE IT, ONE'S PARTNER SHOULD BE CELEBRATED EVERY DAY! HOWEVER, I SUPPOSE A SPECIAL OCCASION SERVES AS A USEFUL REMINDER FOR SOME.

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@addictedTherapist[AT]

I am happy to provide the info. :)

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I COMMEND YOUR STUDIOUS NATURE, STRIDER. YOU ARE A REAL TREASURE.

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@princeofLight[PL]

You mean it? Man you got me all blushing right now.

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GOOD MORNING. HELP YOURSELVES TO THE LEMON BARS IN THE BREAK ROOM.

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY BROADCASTED MY GROCERY LIST, HA HA. PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE SHOE POLISH FOR A BAKING INGREDIENT!

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• LEMONS • EGGS • POWDERED SUGAR • BUTTER • FLOUR • GRANULATED SUGAR • VANILLA EXTRACT • SHOE POLISH

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≽^•⩊•^≼ Expensive grocery list.

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THE VANILLA EXTRACT IS ON SALE!

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

≽^•⩊•^≼ Hmmmm still to expensive for yani neko nya

I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.

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.....i..did you just publicly reveal your address....

NΩ SHΩ7 YΩU JUS7 DΩXXΣD YΩURSΣLF.

II'vee neeveer laavvgheed soo haard diid yoovv reeaally jvvst doo thaat

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@cyberGovernor[CG]

--E√ Human "dads" are known to be pretʇy strong individuals. I have heard tales of one besting an indigo-blooded Alternian troll at arm-wrestling.

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As delightfully saccharine as this is, Mr. Egbert, you may benefit from perusing this helpful infographic.

THANK YOU, ROSE. YOU ARE WELCOME OCTOBER 31ST, OR SOONER. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

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...even so, this is completely dangerous. terrible things could happen should the wrong eyes land upon it....

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@cyberGovernor[CG]

--E√ I think this human dad can hold his own against any threat that might show up, barring a literal horrorterror. Though... perhaps he could take on a lesser Great Old One?

SON, AND DAUGHTER. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, SEIZE THE DAY! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

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thanks, dad! love you too.

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