I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.
.....i..did you just publicly reveal your address....
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--E√ Human "dads" are known to be pretʇy strong individuals. I have heard tales of one besting an indigo-blooded Alternian troll at arm-wrestling.
As delightfully saccharine as this is, Mr. Egbert, you may benefit from perusing this helpful infographic.
...even so, this is completely dangerous. terrible things could happen should the wrong eyes land upon it....
--E√ I think this human dad can hold his own against any threat that might show up, barring a literal horrorterror. Though... perhaps he could take on a lesser Great Old One?