Roxanne Egbert-Lalonde
@mamaLalonde
hiiiii im roxanne not to be confused with roxy even tho shes also me but not livin it up in central cantown with my beautiful hubby u prolly know my kids she/her
what should i put in my descrip to be really super duper ultra clear that im roses mom, not a version of roxy that went thru the game i mean i went thru the game but not as a player i was just along for the ride
mop
so close!
best thing about dating a non-nerd is that i get to introduce him to shit like stardust speedway for the first time in his life
https://forms.gle/9YhekTwyuEMpzvdJ7 @turntitGodhead asked "one time when i was a kid i went to outback steakhouse and bro offered me a piece of steak but i was dipshit kid and thought he said snake so i was all freaked out like what the fuck you cant eat snake itll poison you and i cried and thats the story of the time i got clowned on for the rest of my life for being a dumbass. anyway, you ever tried snake cause i did later and it aint bad" you poor thing no ive never eaten snake ive eaten boar and venison and rabbit and squirrel but never snake now that i say it i kinda wonder why not maybe theres no snakes in the woods nepeta hunts at i should ask
dont feel like going 2 bed tonight send me questions https://forms.gle/vowHAXMVPhULNdyc8
they've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers #lyricposting #yovaha #smellslikedickfourinhere @
https://forms.gle/6jEuWBaPTBC4bwrz9 @gardenGnostic (not sure which one theres at least seven of you and ur all different shades of green) asked "do you like dogs??" im more of a cat person when it comes to actual pet ownership but i can appreciate a good dog when i see one! i basically love any furry animal & want to pet them dog slobber is gross but i cant hold it against them & goodness those tails are EXPRESSIVE!! i do LOVE my doggy semidaughter tho!! ;)
:33< mewre welclawme!
ILL FRIGGIN SAY!! i swear if id known ur old man had decided to raise you in isolation like that, ida given him a piece of my mind!!
i mean it was really important so.... :/
i know the island was important but did he really have to LIVE there?
i would be fine living there if I could come and go or if I could have guests :(
& both those things woulda been ten times easier if youd been raised somewhere more sneisble like hauntswitch!
i guess?? but the temple....
look all im sayin is i wish i coulda been your babysitter n u n rose coulda been buddies irl
in my universe she was my first crush so I dunno how that would go but im sure it would be nice
dogs are best imo
https://forms.gle/QAQQbQY2b5uTUfxq9 @gardenGnotic asked "How good are you in chess?" id say pretty decent! im no expert on the various gambits n deep strategies but i have a solid understanding of the fundamentals and i enjoy a good chess sesh from time to time
noted noted!! i've been getting into it a lot lately!
im off to work rn but feel free to drop me a question https://forms.gle/SZ4xeM6qS1QueeN97
goodnight eceryone
https://forms.gle/J4Z7uVSBq2f7PPqa8 @marrkZucc asked "do uu hveee a ffvorite ttihng to wear! ur qqiuite fasshionable frrom wht ivee seen :)" o theres so many iconic fits to choose from! my old labcoat will always have a place in my heart cuz its what i was wearin when i met my hubby but i love a casual fit like some high-waist jeans & a comfy sweater (https://mspabooru.com//images/15/acf2e4087210fd7df12bd024ae6ffb60.png?165983) or theres my workout fit ;) (https://mspabooru.com//images/15/85546c0eece0a9b42ca4004607ad2a07.png?155012) & who could forget the gorgeous number kanaya made for me early on (https://mspabooru.com//images/9/137288a0581bebb674635d1a29422c5961267b9c.jpg?8123) but i think my FAVE is just my fuzzy pink bathrobe i wear around the house half the time its super comfy n it can be sexy or not depending on my mood
whaaat no im good im nice
woah.
OHHHH thank you! <3
Damn, looking nice, both fashion and everything else
wwhoAAAAAAAA :)
oh gosh....
https://forms.gle/N8Wx2sRZUP2tjdVo6 go ahead
wat does it mean if i hit the follow button and it flashes 2 unfollow n then back to follow i am positive i am not double clicking
It Usually Means You Are Blocked By That Individual, That Or Spotty Connection
I would go to the profile of the person you've followed to see if it says "follow" or "unfollow" on their account. I've noticed that sometimes on mobile it does that same thing you've described, and I'm not sure why. But checking the profile is a good way to determine if it was a double-click or just a glitch.
on the profile it does the same thing, so i suppose he has me blocked shame ...john says some people have our whole universe blocked so hey at least its nothing i did :)
Ah, yes, that's probably the case. C|:^( Terribly sorry but I think you've got the right attitude about it.
omg that has got to be the cutest emoji ive ever seen C|:^) u n ur lil bowler hat i love it
Ha ha! Thank you! Here, I shall tip my hat to you. C| :^) C|:^)
actually im gonna post this here not just in a reply: ANY ROSIES WHO WANNA TALK ABT STUFF, feel free 2 pm me! i may not b the exact instance who raised u but john says im p consistent across the muiltiverse
The irony of this is so severe that I am almost tempted to consider it performance art. Still, I shall refrain from making too much sport of the concept. I have no particular need for such a service myself, but I sincerely hope that any of my alternates exhibiting sufficiently advanced cases of "Motherless" behavior eventually find their way into your capable hands.
Outta my way Rosie I'm about to turn this traumadump into a mommadump!
Case and point.
Well, bon chance with the offer. I'm not sure I'm the Rose that needs this either.
It means I'm going to talk to mom about my feelings the only way I know how: at length.
I appreciate the sentiment, that's all I'm going to say on the manner for now.
I do...? I thought you'd understand my openness. You *were* me.
#shitpost
what should i put in my descrip to be really super duper ultra clear that im roses mom, not a version of roxy that went thru the game i mean i went thru the game but not as a player i was just along for the ride
i fucken WISH id gotten cool superpowers but then again its soooo funny coming to an extended family event n being the only couple in a motor vehicle
I think we can all generally tell from your profile picture. There's a certain larger-than-life quality that makes one feel smaller and younger by comparison. Something about your eyes.
aint no way im not followin these alt versions of my kids n their friends but i do wonder how im gonna find my versions of em amidst everyone maybe gotta text em some kinda code word irl
omfg another 1??
w8 kids PLURAL???????
well ok only 1 is really MY kid, n thats rosie, but daves apparently my bio kid even tho i swear i never met his dad, n then june is my stepdaughter, & jade FEELS like my daughter after the 3 years on the ship yknow?
ohh ok. that makes more sense tbh...
Hello alternate universe grandmother I hope that was as weird to hear as it was to say Regardless it is nice to meet you
its a little weird but not that much weirder than my alien granddaughter or my "pseudaughter" great to meet you too!! SO happy fr ur moms; i know my rosie n naynay r disappointed they cant conceive
Well They did in my case Perhaps the stars aligned or perhaps your Rose does not have a uterus but I have heard it dismissively referred to as "Sylph of Space Bullshit"
no thats what i meant; 1 look at ur pfp and ur CLEARLY their bio kid, thus the congratsulations but lets not make this abt them how r U doin kiddo! i hope its good
Doing well I have been very busy with work but it is a pleasant busy Set design and general project management for a theater
oooh thats so fun i love the theater
wait why r there two rosies
¡7 wa$ an exa99era7¡on
its a paradox space things!! this website covers every timeline there could possibly be!!
omgee the stuff that awaits u here babe warm welcome btw ;))
@neonAllnight @gardeningGirl thanx 2u both fr explaining <3 <3
hiiii roxy ur lookin cool as hell
no problem
of coursee! i hope you have so much fun here maam!! hehe.
hi jade!!
@pipeFan#5559 omg babe i didnt kno u were on here!! u shoulda told me
no worries! & sorry fr calling u babe if that made u uncomfortable; ive just been made aware this site is multiversal so ur prolly not actually my literal hubby (still cute tho <3)
@imJunior gimme da bi pride flag pls
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
what a wonderful thing to wake up to thank you junior
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
how do i get a badge i want the bi flag on my profile
you tAg @/|mJun|or!!! hes reeAl sweet :)