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Pro tip: always fuck single parents, they clearly had it going on good enough to make somebody wanna make a baby with em #nsfw
yearnin for gay shit LE SIGHHH
"the". serkets are a dime a dozen here. you arent special.
love blast.
Rose said " Meow " to everyone.
Every time somebody comments about how many Lalondes there are, another forms from within the unfathomable abyss we all come from. At the present rate, I expect a 95% Lalonde Saturation rate by the time Halloween arrives.
Watching A Meteor Shower Is An Ideal Date.
probably gonna put a litter in the next lalonde i meet. very pent up day today :P #nsfw
they've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers #lyricposting #yovaha #smellslikedickfourinhere @
fuuuck i love making guys half a foot taller than me submit
it never gets old for me when i've interacted with someone for like a day or more on here and then they suddenly like my pinned post. like ah okay glad you've at least seen my cock now lol :P #nsfw
the "dog in me" is no longer in me because it has escaped and is running wild in the street. please remain indoors while i attempt to capture and neutralise the target
I need to spend more time around muscular people... Siiig)(~.
im making my friends and i in the sims!
It really do+esn't matter whether yo+u are o+n light mo+de o+r dark mo+de, so+meo+ne is go+ing to+ have text that hurts the eyes.
:33< i want mew all to mewse mewre powpurrs of imeowngination :33< picpurr this :33< girls :33< kissing
I Have An Important Announcement.
SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHETHER I AM CURRENTLY COURTING ANYONE'S INTEREST. TO MY UNDERSTANDING, THERE ARE MULTITUDES OF MYSELF IN CONSCIOUS ORBIT, SO IT IS THEREFORE RATHER IMPORTANT THAT I ESTABLISH MY OWN IDENTITY. THERE IS NO ONE I AM COURTING AT PRESENT. THAT SAID, I AM CERTAINLY OPEN TO FORMING NEW CONNECTIONS. #DADMAIL HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/1DTJMC7TDHBZ8YYSKT_AJUTQE6PJ8VEJFVJKA75D1VFI/EDIT#QUESTION=43014963&FIELD=718955190
my tail is very soft btw
Faustian bargain in exchange for gender affirmation. Y/N?
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A BUTTON MIGHT GIVE WAY DURING A STRENUOUS MOVEMENT. I RECOMMEND KEEPING REPLACEMENTS HANDY AND KNOWING HOW TO SEW THEM BACK ON. IT IS A USEFUL SKILL TO HAVE, PARTICULARLY IF YOU ARE PRONE TO VIGOROUS ACTIVITY.
i'm literally nice.
woah.
I Should Bite More People Truthfully #suggestive #rainbowdrinker
"It has been said that only when a mosquito lands on one's balls, do they learn that not every solution requires violence." —Ernest Hemingway
4 all my cuties scrollin one phat O3O https://cdn.corenexis.com/f/f7vupNqBGFA.png
Hot People, My Weakness
Got excited for dungeons and dragons, saw breasts.
DOES 'DM' STAND FOR 'DIRECT MESSAGE'? I HAVE BEEN SEEING IT EVERYWHERE AND WOULD LIKE TO REMAIN CURRENT. AND IF SO, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD 'PM'? #KIND REGARDS
When the wife asks for a creampie but I am lacking certain vital ingredients. Much to my dismay, I present her with this absolute aberration.
well tht hickeys gonna b hard 2 hide #suggestive
Oooooooo you wanna take betta care of yours)(ell-f and eat t)(ree square meels a nig)(t. Oooooo you wanna take your pills on time and get plenty of )(ydration oooooooooo.
The permanent taste of sugar in my mouth is so addicting, I Just can't help it!
THAT IS QUITE ALRIGHT. TO ENSURE TRANSPARENCY GOING FORWARD, I AM SINGLE. OR EXPERIENCING POST-TRAUMATIC AMNESIA. IT IS MORE LIKELY THERE ARE OTHER MEN 'OUT THERE' RESEMBLING ME, IN WHICH CASE, I CAN ONLY HOPE THEIR LIVES ARE ENRICHED WITH SUCH GOOD COMPANY AS YOURSELF.
Hello, Central Florida. Why are your ads calling me a ho?