Tonsil Hockey
@dreadfulLicking
sOmE nIgHt, ThEy'Ll WaNt To PaInT oN mY hAiRy MoObS... #pOsItIvEtHiNkInG
« gl man, i h●pe thiᶴ happenᶴ f●r y●u »
lOvE iN a WoMaN's BrEaTh SaCs! LoNeLy As I aM, i Am NoT aFrAiD. tHiS sTrAnGe DaMaGeD fEeLiNg GrOwS oN aNd On, CaUsE i'Ve NeVeR pItIeD sOmEoNe LiKe YoU bEfOrE!
《BREAKTHROUGH IMMINENT: CLAW AGAINST THE EJECT PLANE》
ThE wHoLe Of ReAlItY iS sUsPeNdEd In A bUbBlE bLoWn By ThE iMpErIaL lUsUs, AnD tHe BuBbLe'S fIlmY mEmBrAnE iS bEgInNiNg To DrY oUt.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my goshhhh! this is actually true! }^u^{/ }^u^{/ #TRUTHFLUKE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
wear smoked quartz spectacles, carved into angles to dispell the illusions of the world. your tribe's position as the pinnacle of troll physiology means that you can drench yourself in sodden rags to protect against the glaring sun to see the edge of it all.
࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... hold on. what does that mean }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ huh! why are YOU confused? youre the one who started giving me advice???? now explain yourshellf! }⟡A⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i'M sOrRy, I jUsT tHoUgHt iT wAs SeLf EvIdEnT... aS a SeA dWeLlEr, YoU cAn SuRvIvE tHe SuNrIsE wItH sOdDeN cLoThInG. aNd SeE THE TRUTH wHeRe ThE rEsT oF uS cAnNoT.
tHe OnLy OtHeRs WhO cOuLd SeE aRe ThE rAiNbOw DrINkErS, BuT tHeY aRe HiDiNg It FrOm Us...
࣪⊹₊˚{ thats not.... no, thats not like. true, i think. }*_*{ why are you trying to bait me into doing that???? is there something like. CLINCALLY WRONG with youuuu???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i ThOuGhT i BlOcKeD tHaT gUy, YeEsH!
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THE FACE OF THE EMPRESS FRACTURES. THERE WILL BE GREAT CULLINGS. WE SHALL ALL BECOME AS VAPOR. #prophecy
this is terrifying I just woke up man
FACE OBLIVION WITH YOUR POSTURE POLE STRAIGHT. SHE WILL GUIDE YOU TO ETERNITY. SHE WILL BE YOUR MOTHER BUT ONCE. DON'T SQUANDER IT.
| need to be in ^ c^ge | think.
#disco
Aw the critter in your icon is smiling.
Dare to hope little pinky dare to hope...
Yeah! Like a pig?
Err.
Chock this up to something lost in translation amigo.
MiStEr JuNioR, sIr, Do We HaVe A sWiNe BadGe, Or A dIsCo BaDgE, oR oNe FoR bEiNg StUcK aS A cErTaIn KiNd Of AnImAl OnE mAy NoT wAnT tO bE, aNyMorE, aNd If So, MaY i HaVe ThEm, PleAsE? @imJunior
oddly specific.
Hmm... #juniorcouldmake: #swinebadge #fornow: #juniorbadgedyou
tHe HoRrOr. ThE hOrRoR.
#disco
#disco
#disco
this is fire.
pētplāy būt īm ā hāmstēr sø yøū nēēd tø try n støp mē frøm kīllīng mysēlf īn ēvērywāy pøssīblē ēvēry 5 mīnūtēs
BAKING SODA AND VINEGAR FOR A LITTLE TREAT.
I aIn'T fAlLiNg FoR oBvIoUs AtTeMpTs At IdEnTiTy ThEfT.
xx_SHAKES_MYE_BUTT_xx
That's crazy!
<<"woooo!">>
#disco
gInGeR iS a HaPpY lItTlE tReAt
I may HaVe OvErInDulGeD
§ome of you t(R)oll§ have been adopting way too mu(c)h of the§e alien§' nomen(c)latu(R)e & meme§. What the fu(c)k a(R)e §ome of you even §aying o(R) (R)efe(R)en(c)ing? ™
I try to speak my mothergru8 tongue and everypuppy looks at me crazystyle I had to start adapting
Thi§ i§ a TROLL §o(c)ial media §ite! They need to adapt o(R) die! ™
ooc is scary. scary. it makes tonsil feel small and cosmically insignificant. why am i, a BOLD and DARING and MASCULINE TROLL... why am i subjected to a cosmic woman's thoughts? stop trying to silence men... wuagh...
there is no known translation in alternian. for these letters three.
Go take a nap, bro
Take a nap, bro. That wall is load bearing.