♣ mediated by @dreadfulLicking

࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!

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Hey. I don't get to choose the strange screeching my lusus made to name me.

| need to be in ^ c^ge | think.

pētplāy būt īm ā hāmstēr sø yøū nēēd tø try n støp mē frøm kīllīng mysēlf īn ēvērywāy pøssīblē ēvēry 5 mīnūtēs
tonsil hockey?
8=l < My best guess is Tonsil Hockey, because what the hxck

its totally tonsil hockey
Yeah, that one definitely took me out. Wdym Tonsil Hockey??? 😭

⧃ Out of respect for the individual I cannot confirm or deny this.

xx_SHAKES_MYE_BUTT_xx
SOME of you guys have never studied at ALL, much LESS have you studied the BLADE. You guys haven't even READ the book of DUDERONOMY! I can count on my HOOF the number of times you guys have shown RESTRAINT in your THOUGHTLESS. Just ONCE, for my SINGULAR hoof. And the RESTRAINT you UTILIZED was to avoid DELETING your account!

Now many folks may ask "Xandra, ain't you kinda post scarcity now? Why are you still intent on robbin folks?" It's the principle of the thing you see.


