SWISS Elysi
@agamemenonsTheories
Your LIFT GOAL is my PERSONAL BEST.
SOME of you guys have never studied at ALL, much LESS have you studied the BLADE. You guys haven't even READ the book of DUDERONOMY! I can count on my HOOF the number of times you guys have shown RESTRAINT in your THOUGHTLESS. Just ONCE, for my SINGULAR hoof. And the RESTRAINT you UTILIZED was to avoid DELETING your account!
"Good" "Bad" Meaningless. You play your role and you play it well, no one considers the morality of cogs.
God you're so unnecessarily fucking uppity dude
I assure you, it's all necessary.
Nothing about you is necessary. You just get off on your own inflated self importance.
A story is nothing without its narrator. Others could have filled the role sure, but not with such mastery.
Oh yeah, because life needs narration. The story ended, stupid it never needed a sequel.
I would rather not watch my friends rot. Not that a product of the rot could ever understand that I suppose.
You're just as much a product of the rot and you know it.
STOP telling me that I lost "the game". I've NEVER lost ANYTHING in my entire LIFE!
you mightve just lost the game
I opened my box of CRACKERSNAPS and the only prize I got was a STUPID prophecy.
what does it foresee?
⚇ Somehow. ⚇ Been there. ⚇
That I'll keep EATING these sugary little morsels of MINIMAL nutritional value. And it's coming TRUE!
My heart goes OUT to guys who AREN'T satyrs. I was talking to my NEWFOUND boy and found out, DELIRIOUSLY, that certain HEATHEN species (even OUTSIDE of nymphs) are incapable of BARING their own YOUNG. Uh, hanging my head, SHAKING my head, dude! You will never understand the GLORY of baring your own SON. Of staring your trio DOWN and thinking, "YEP, I did THAT". You will NEVER get to watch your OMEGA'S stomach SWELL with the glory of your NAME-CARRYING HEIR, which is as BEAUTIFUL as it is NATURAL and something to be RESPECTED. And WORST of all, you'll NEVER get to meticulously plan their ENTIRE life. From the SECOND they're born, they're going to be on YOUR path, from enrollment in early COLTEACHINGS, to IMMEDIATE physical exercise that makes their hooves VIABLE before their weakened, floppy neck MUSCULATURE has even matured enough to keep them UPRIGHT. DEGENERATES and PERVERTS of any nature, do NOT interact with this POST. This is SERIOUS business!
mOrE aNd MoRe I yEaRn FoR tHe SwEeTlY fRuItEd FiEldS oF tHy DeScRiBeD eLySiUm...
It is true, trolls are not able to bear our own young~. But I haven't given up hope~.~.~.
Here's what YOU sound like. Let me DEGRADE this post about SATYRICAL bro-ology to IMPLY that I'm doing all KINDS of FREAKNASTY, for NO reason. That's what YOU sound like.
No disrespect meant, lad~. I would never degrade you~. Not unless you wanted me to~.~.~. #Suggestive
I'll take that as a no, then~.~.~.
I am NOT a practicing member of ZEN BRODDHISM, I am NOT going to be reborn as a LOTUS FLOWER.
A tragedy that you will never experience a fraction of my simulated tranquility. Have you considered ketamine?
Like the STUFF they give you when you're a little SCARED getting the IMPRESSIONS taken for your GRILLS? At the DENTIST?
Looking into this.
Sources say yes.
That stuff is RANK ODOROUS for everyday usage, DUDE. If you want something to CLOG your logical NOGGIN with all sorts of INTERFERENCE, you could at least do something DOPE with it. Like a trick, where you have your BUDDY hold your HOOVES over a keg, and then you INVERT and then you CHUG until your STOMACH is full of straight-up FOAM. HA! Your BOYS might think you'll get SICK, but the only SICKNESS is the seriously sweet SOCIAL POINTS from the CLOUTER of GUYS across the ROOM. Not that I would do THAT. I'm a REFORMED guy. My SINGLE CHAMBER isn't going to be CLOGGED with that kind of BOOZY, I'm just going to WATCH.
I didn’t realize I was in the presence of a fellow astute cultural critic. Major props, bro. #JustSayNeigh. #StraightEdge. #AsInComposedOfStraightEdges.
WOAH, guy, let's get ONE thing straight here. I'm NOT about to harsh the GOOD vibes of my BEST boys when they're getting COMPLETELY wasted at a mandatory RAGER, but as a CAPTAIN and a LEADER, I can't have myself LOST IN THE SAUCE! I have to keep my eyes PEELED, look out for the furry backs of my BROS. It's a WHOLE thing.
I am 99.925% certain we are talking about the same exact phenomenon.
There's nothing that cements a BOYS' BOND more than holding his MANE back while his SWEET grappling musculature RIPPLES in distress after a CRAZY all nighter. They're gonna be SO peeved I blew the RESTRAINTS of our cash flow STRAIGHT off when getting the bevvies, but man, I feel so CONNECTED to my posse of PEOPLES right now. They should put this in the TEXTBOOKS for GREATEST moments of this lap, and maybe possibly of ALL TIME.
i want to live in a world that is beautiful like yours... #HopePosting
It sounds like you're a real lad's lad~. Good on you~.
My OPPONENTS are trying to plot my DOWNFALL through the deployment of a MEALY apple.
AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH!
I RALLIED ALL MY WILLPOWER TO PREVENT EMPATHIZING AS IT MIGHT SHATTER MY ENTIRE PAN. YOU UNDERSTAND.
YUU!!! SOULJA BOY TELL EM!!! :)
Top TWO things EVER: Hanging with your BOYS who read ALL of your texts and ALWAYS respond in an orderly AND timely fashion. Passing your mandatory KEGSTAND EXAMS.
If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
YEAH!!!
you're so heroic, wow!
not a dog but im digging the strong bro4bro vibes you got going on here. you gotta BARK if someone is pulling up on your guys!
bro4bro. dudes gotta look out for their pack! loyalty, friendship, and biting.
My frat is NEVER failed, my herd NEVER unguided. LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP, and BLADEPLAY of REFINED caliber.
i dont completely understand what youre saying but i FEEL it!
I'm really FEELING this too, bro. Taurs across the STARS, joined in BROHOOD.
yeah, still missing a bit of context here, dude. but if youre saying youre digging the vibe? then im right here with you!
Some call these SUPPLEMENTS. To me they're just FOOD.
what the horse.
This you?
My profile picture IS me. I don't know who this RANDOM thing is.
Match made in horse.
8=D < Yes as is to be e%pected. 8=D < It is a catchy title, after all.
It is, yeah. Guess Muckrake really knows how to draw in a crowd, huh. Though I'm finding it's also making me just as curious about, say. Individuals of interest alongside it.
8=D < She does, for better or for worse, she is a talented writer. 8=D < But let me ask, how so? 8=D < What interests you?
Well, to forego the beating around the bush and to volley straight into it: You. Assuming that, by reactions of the sort, you're an object of interest within the whole thing.
8=D < Your assumption w001d be correct. 8=D < Yes.
Glad to know we're on the same page, then. Least I hope so. I'd preferably like to avoid getting too crass on main, y'know. Gotta be a man of tact and shit. So?
8=D < So?
Well. If you wanna really get into how interested I am in you, maybe we could take this somewhere a little more private.
8=D < Neighaps. 8=D < I canter deny that I am curious.
Then by all means, allow me to stop by your stables.
SOME of you guys clearly haven't ever felt the TOUCH of your best bro. The bond between MEN is so indomitable that I can't even BEGIN to describe it. You can SHAKE the bond but you can never BREAK it.
The fuck? What are you, straight?
DAWG!!! OF COURSE NOT!!! THATS VERY STRAIGHT!!!
Top ten saddest things I have ever read.
You have got to PAGE Dr. Herophilias for me, man, because I've been diagnosed with a TERMINAL case of SERIOUS CONFUSION.
HEY, guys. I just wanna share my BANNER which I MASTERFULLY crafted of one of my favorite guys, SENATAUR STEPHEN. I put together two NOTORIOUS PICS, which show the DICHOTOMY of how a real man should BE. You can totally CRASH OUT at a sweet RAGER, and still have the RESTRAINT to get in your serving of VEG in for the day. Literal masterclass in GUYHOOD. #SUBSTANCES #anddontforget #VEG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce38cb83e685.jpg
When you're talking to your BRO about doing something NAUGHTY-- just THINK. What would SWISS do. #suggestive #ruletags #rulefollowersyesINDEED https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2d2daf2c556.png
new program called literacy or euthanasia i'm starting it for free. #charity #philanthropissed #publicservice
Dude, you're going to KILL so many of these DOMEROTTED guys. It's going to be like a WAR out here.
aH, tHIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF, tHE sCHOLASTICKADYNAMITE bOOK fAIRS, }:)
There are some real RULELESS FREAKS here, acting like their HORNS grew through their domes and pierced their BRAIN PARTS. It's a good thing the SWISS MISTER is going to LAY down the LAW.
i really don't get why you h8 me so much swiss
tcs the one who violated ct and is privacy by reading our private roleplay doc without asking
You should NOT be writing that STRAIGHT-UP SWILL with one of MY boys. It's, like, a violation of my RIGHTS to know that my fresh GUY is going back to his place after the REPS I made him do, just so he can FONDLE himself to the PREGNANCY LITERATURE of a nymph.
Shaking the BOND between two guys with your COMPLETE and UDDER horseplay. Oh my GOD, man.
i'm not a nymph
swiss
fuckin' tell me about it. show them what's what pony boy.