My heart goes OUT to guys who AREN'T satyrs. I was talking to my NEWFOUND boy and found out, DELIRIOUSLY, that certain HEATHEN species (even OUTSIDE of nymphs) are incapable of BARING their own YOUNG. Uh, hanging my head, SHAKING my head, dude! You will never understand the GLORY of baring your own SON. Of staring your trio DOWN and thinking, "YEP, I did THAT". You will NEVER get to watch your OMEGA'S stomach SWELL with the glory of your NAME-CARRYING HEIR, which is as BEAUTIFUL as it is NATURAL and something to be RESPECTED. And WORST of all, you'll NEVER get to meticulously plan their ENTIRE life. From the SECOND they're born, they're going to be on YOUR path, from enrollment in early COLTEACHINGS, to IMMEDIATE physical exercise that makes their hooves VIABLE before their weakened, floppy neck MUSCULATURE has even matured enough to keep them UPRIGHT. DEGENERATES and PERVERTS of any nature, do NOT interact with this POST. This is SERIOUS business!
mOrE aNd MoRe I yEaRn FoR tHe SwEeTlY fRuItEd FiEldS oF tHy DeScRiBeD eLySiUm...
It is true, trolls are not able to bear our own young~. But I haven't given up hope~.~.~.
Here's what YOU sound like. Let me DEGRADE this post about SATYRICAL bro-ology to IMPLY that I'm doing all KINDS of FREAKNASTY, for NO reason. That's what YOU sound like.
No disrespect meant, lad~. I would never degrade you~. Not unless you wanted me to~.~.~. #Suggestive
I'll take that as a no, then~.~.~.