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did he really say this? im trying to find a concrete ansvwer...
My heart goes OUT to guys who AREN'T satyrs. I was talking to my NEWFOUND boy and found out, DELIRIOUSLY, that certain HEATHEN species (even OUTSIDE of nymphs) are incapable of BARING their own YOUNG. Uh, hanging my head, SHAKING my head, dude! You will never understand the GLORY of baring your own SON. Of staring your trio DOWN and thinking, "YEP, I did THAT". You will NEVER get to watch your OMEGA'S stomach SWELL with the glory of your NAME-CARRYING HEIR, which is as BEAUTIFUL as it is NATURAL and something to be RESPECTED. And WORST of all, you'll NEVER get to meticulously plan their ENTIRE life. From ...Read more
[RIT#HY KELDAM I$ GONNA GET #$ERIOU$ NEXT $WEEP AND I$ NEVER GOING TO HORNYPO$T AGAIN! #N$FW]
I HAVE RECENTLY REDISCOVERED MY LOVE FOR BREAD BAKING AND IT HAS INCREASED MY OVERALL CLEANING TIME BY ABOUT TWO HOURS! THE FINAL RESULT IS ALWAYS WORTH IT, THOUGH I MAY START CONSIDERING SOME KIND OF MAID SERVICE... EITHER WAY, I HAVE BREAD! #SERIOUS #BUSINESS #BAKING SEND POST.
I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY WITH #SERIOUS #BUSINESS AS OF LATE, BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO CONTINUE MY CONSTANT STREAM OF CHITTS! GOOD EVENING, FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
I WAS OUT FOR A LARGE MAJORITY OF THE DAY WORKING ON #SERIOUS #BUSINESS, THOUGH I HAVE RETURNED! I IMAGINE #ERIDANWEEK WENT FANTASTICALLY WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HICCUPS OR PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE HAPPENINGS OF LAST NIGHT, CORRECT? SEND POST.
DESPITE THE HORRIFIC HAPPENINGS OF THE DAY (#RIPBRUNO, #BRINGGREENMARKHOME) I DID WANT TO PROVIDE MY FULL SPIRITUAL AND LEGITIMATE ENDORSEMENT OF CHITTR TO THE FEED I HAVE BEGUN TO VIEW SO DEARLY. I QUITE ENJOY CHITTING! I HAVE GROWN SO ATTACHED TO THIS FUNNY LITTLE WEBSITE THAT I HAVE BEGUN TO CHITT EVERYWHERE WITHIN MY HOUSEHOLD. I HAVE CHITT IN THE BEDROOM. I HAVE CHITT IN MY STUDY. I HAVE CHITT FROM THE COMFORT OF MY RECLINER. I HAVE CHITT WHILE MAKING BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. I HAVE CHITT IN THE FRONT (AND BACK!) YARD. I HAVE CHITT NEXT TO THE URN OVER MY FIREPLACE. I HAVE EVEN CHITT IN T...Read more
WHERE IS #ERIDANWEEK? WHAT IS #ERIDANWEEK? CAN I INVEST IN #ERIDANWEEK? #SERIOUS #BUSINESS SEND POST.
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260330-205233.png @dstrider just told a suicidal reporter to kill himself. He did. Rip Johnathan news, fly high #serious #tw-suicide
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'd like to talk about something serious tonight. FUCKING SIKE, REAL TRAP SHIT. I REALLY DO THIS SHIT MAN. BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HARD I STARTED HALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHIL...Read more
I LOVE #SERIOUS #BUSINESS! POST. SEND POST.