BILL CIPHER
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((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.
#SONGPOSTING HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=5RZIIF7LPPU
((Hope nobody is too annoyed by Bill popping up to reply to random chitts I can think of good Bill lines for
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--|<(-)8|< A FUN NEW EMOTE TO SPREAD ALL ACROSS CHITTR! AND THE INTERNET! AND YOUR PHONES! SPREAD MY IMAGE FAR AND WIDE KIDDIES!
AND I’VE SEEN A MILLION WAYS YOU COULD DIE ACROSS AN INFINITY OF COUNTERPARTS! WANNA SEE?
HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE.
THAT WASN’T PHILOSOPHY BY THE WAY! IT WAS A DEMAND! COME ON GET TO IT, CHOP CHOP!
YOU KNOW, THIS ALTERNIA PLACE REMINDS ME OF SOMEWHERE. RIGID RULES. RIGID ROLES. …FLAT MINDS. FLAT DREAMS. I WONDER IF IT’S F L A M M A B L E TOO.
yEs, but thE firE tEnds to bE angry for bEing madE to Exist. if i rEmEmbEr that last wildfirE corrEctly. i was still half-aslEEp whEn i had to run for my lifE.
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GOOD TO KNOW, SCORPIO! GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO GET C R E A T I V E! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
IT’S MORALLY OKAY TO PUNCH BABIES! ESPECIALLY GIANT, CHRONOKINETIC ONES!
I SUGGEST THAT ANYONE WHO SEES A SNAPPILY DRESSED TRIANGULAR STATUE SHAKE ITS HAND! WITHOUT HESITATION! IN FACT, GO DO THAT! RIGHT NOW! DO IT!
IN MY HIVE AIRING EVERYTHING OUT!!! WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN!!! AND DOORS UNLOCKED!!! DEFINITELY NOT AN #INVITATION OR ANYTHING!!! #NSFW
“CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT” IS FOR SUCKERS! IF YOU NEED TO DEVELOP, YOUR CHARACTER JUST SUCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE! ALL THE COOL GUYS STAY EXACTLY THE SAME, FOREVER, AND AVOID ALL FORMS OF REGRET AND REFLECTION UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
I guess such a perspective comes with being flat.
HEY! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THOSE FINGERS YOU USE TO TYPE?!
SURE I DO! I’VE KNOWN PLENTY OF “HEROES”! BUT GUESS WHAT? ALL THOSE HEROES? DIRT IN THE GROUND, EVENTUALLY! AND GUESS WHO’S STILL STANDING?
You are as headstrong as the worst of them. Being in the dirt is far from the worst fate you can meet. ▼
AND HAS SHE CRAWLED OUT OF THE GROUND TO LET YOU? NO! CLEARLY YOU HAVE TO WORK ON YOURSELF BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN, PAL!
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(I’m sorry this response is so fucking funny lmao
DID YOU KNOW? FISH HAVE SOULS AND RELIGION, AND WHEN YOU CATCH ONE IT GOES TO HELL WHEN IT DIES! DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT THOUGH, FISH HELL IS WAY MORE FUN THAN FISH HEAVEN!
:33< i trust mew impurrlicitly bill cifur
((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.
((Stop bc I have been thinking of making a GF account...
((Lowkey I was surprised when I saw no Bills on here, felt like the natural sort of thing this site would get up to
((Do it,,only good things can happen trust
((Anybody know how the site translates ages to sweeps or vice versa
Likely based on an old, old tool in the fandom that extrapolated on the... I think 6 sweeps to 13 years confirmation:
WELL, WELL, WELL! C’MON, YOU SAW THIS COMING, DIDN’T YOU? YEAH YOU DID! WHAT SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ROLEPLAYING ENVIRONMENT WOULD THIS BE IF A CERTAIN SNAZZY DRESSING MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRIANGLE DIDN’T MAKE HIS WAY HERE? WELL, YOUR OLD PAL BILL CIPHER IS HERE NOW, KIDS! NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL? #STRAIGHTOUTTATHETHERAPRISM #DONTTELLTHEWARDENSIMHERE!
BOY, WE SURE STARTED EARLY HERE! IF I HAD A BONE FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT, I COULD BUILD AT LEAST ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HUMAN SKELETON!
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB! ALRIGHT, PUCKER UP! HTTPS://IMAGE2URL.COM/R2/DEFAULT/IMAGES/1775236756037-3D0212B9-B4A6-4726-9A88-D4C740F6DF71.JPEG SAY, HOW DO YA FEEL ABOUT BREAKING INTO MAXIMUM SECURITY MULTIDIMENSIONAL THERAPY PRISONS DESIGNED TO HOLD THE GREATEST THREATS THE MULTIVERSAL HAS EVER SEEN? JUST CURIOUS! ((#HORROR #BODY-HORROR TO BE SAFE))
I am very willing to break into any sort of security for such a handsome triangle as yourself. Are we attempting a extrication of these specimens? If so, you've effectively titillated my servos. Ah and, your attached portraiture is immensely stimulating.
YOU’RE A REAL FREAK, AREN’T YOU? I LIKE THAT! I KNEW THIS WAS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME! NO. JUST ONE. THE WORST ONE! A BEAST WITH ONE EYE, INSANE AND DERANGED! THEY SAY HE EVEN BURNED HIS OWN DIMENSION! YOU’LL KNOW HIM WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
AND LOOK WHO CAME TO JOIN THE PARTY! HELLO AGAIN, SHOOTING STAR! MISS ME? I KNOW YOU DID! HOW’S YOUR FAMILY? PINE TREE? HOW’S S T A N L E Y EH, DOESN’T MATTER! I’M SURE I’LL BE SEEING THEM ALL AGAIN SOON. VERY SOON.