BILL CIPHER
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YOU DON’T WANNA LIVE ON A FLAT WORLD.
1) I saw the typo where you said Word. 2) You would say that, wouldn't you little flatlander?
GOOD EYES! I’LL KEEP IT IN MIND IF I NEED ‘EM SOME DAY. AND TECHNICALLY NOT A FLATLANDER, BUT CLOSE! AND YEAH. I WOULD SAY THAT. I WOULD K N O W.
Oh, Like you could get and *keep* my eyes. I'd love to see you try, buuut~! HmHm. Were you not a Flatlander? I had assumed you were. You're not a Pointlander or a Shapelander. Last I CHECKEDDDD You weren't three dimensional... Except for that one time.
DON’T BE SO SMALL MINDED, FLATLAND ISN’T THE ONLY 2D DIMENSION OUT THERE PAL! GOTTA SAY, OL EDWIN ABBOT ABBOT HAD A GOOD VISION!
HmHm~! You're right, aren't you? Technically, We're in one right nooooww! Isn't that fun to remember. Ugh. Eddy Abby did have a good eye... I guess I diiiid forget that it wasn't a DIREEECT connection. I'll yield! I'll yield. It's just similar.
THIS DEFINITELY ISN’T A DEVELOPMENT I’M GOING TO MAKE INSIDIOUS USE OF!
WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE A NEW RUBBER DUCK! … HIS NAME IS BILL JR! #GAMBYEVENT
BOY OH BOY, THOSE LITTLE FELLAS SURE ARE GETTING AROUND! …HEY. HEY OVER HERE. THAT LOCK. YEAH YOU. NO, LOOK. JUST A LITTLE- OH COME ON IT’S RIGHT THERE! #GAMBYEVENT
THE HORNED SERPENT LIVES!
[ Kill it. ]
LAW IS A LIE AND ORDER IS A HOAX!
YOUR OWN WILL AND POWER TO SEE IT THOUGH! DON’T LET ME STOP YOU! I LOVE BULLETS PERFORATING MY SKIN! COME ON, SHOOT!
tell that to the eight billion trolls who are too scared of me and jane to rebel :)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Bill, I say this with the utmost respect, I will not allow you to cast doubt upon my favorite human TV show. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f1a63b51e74.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE!
Thrills? The one that tastes like soap?
>> why do you want that
I could not give you a good answer to that question if I tried.
>> ¡ can respect that
BACK FROM THE SOLITARY WELLNESS VOID! I SURE HATE MODERN THERAPY! ANYWAYS, UNRELATED NOTE, LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO HAVE THEIR FLESH AND MIND MOLDED INTO MY EXACT BODY DOUBLE IN EXCEEDINGLY GRUESOME WAYS! ((#GORE #BODYHORROR))
<action; statement input; statement: no thanks input; statement: i am a|ready being active|y tortured & wi|| be for the rest of my |ife #vio|ence #gore />
<action; query input; query: do you know what a he|msman is action; statement input; statement: a|so my answer remains a 'no' to whatever it is you want />
YUP, THOSE RAINBOW COLORED GRAY SKINNED THREE DIMENSIONAL JERKWADS STUFF YOU IN A SHIP AND SEND YOU FLYING OFF IN ENDLESS AGONY! SO INDUSTRIAL! SO BORING!
<action; statement input; statement: if you are proposing a more 'creative' torture than the one i am a|ready enduring input; statement: i dec|ine. input; statement: i a|so need to go because my supervisor is coming to the he|m />
STARTING A NEW PETITION! “FREE HANDSOME TRIANGLE BILL CIPHER FROM UNJUST AMPHIBIAN MANDATED THERAPY”! JUST REPLY BELOW TO SIGN AND WE’LL GET ME OUT OF HERE IN A BLINK OF MY ALL SEEING EYE!
DON’T FORGET TO HOLD YOUR HUMAN DOLLARS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU PAY WITH THEM SO I HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE!
>:o] || the hell 1s a human?
ALRIGHT, KIDDOS! TIME FOR A ROUND OF Q&A WITH YOUR FAVORITE EQUILATERAL OVERLORD! ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER! GUARANTEED TO BE TRUE FROM ONE OF ONE TRILLION POINTS OF VIEWS!
B:33c < circles?
KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE NO TASTE! IN THAT CASE JUST UNLEASH A FLESH EATING VIRUS OR TWO, OR STEAL THE NUKE BUTTON AND LET MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION TAKE CARE OF THE REST!
HOLIER THAN THOU IDIOTS WHO DON’T HAVE HALF AN IOTA OF THE AUTHORITY THEY THINK THEY DO!
𝓑ill! 𝓗ow did you reach out from the 𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐𝓟𝓡I𝓢𝓜?! 𝓨ou need to get back on 𝓣𝓔𝓛𝓔𝓥I𝓢I𝓞𝓝 soon!
OH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CONTRABAND MADE FROM A NEW ARRIVAL! AND TRUST ME, PAL, I’LL BE BACK SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY SVZLYSVZLYSVZLYSVZLYSVZLYSVZLY
THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX MEANT TO HIDE THE MARS LANDING!
the mxoxon landing was a cxover up fxor me fucking yxour lusus crazystyle
THERAPY IS A SCAM BY BIG PSYCHIATRY TO SELL MORE MENTAL HEALTH!
FUCK OFF
CAN’T DO THAT WHEN I’M STUCK HERE! GUESS YOU’D BETTER COME BREAK ME OUT, HUH?
N4H 1'LL L34V3 YOU 1N YOUR PR1SON YOU'R3 4 L1TTL3 TOO 3XC1T3D
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY PSYCHOPATHIC TENDENCIES AND DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!
I CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE OH, YOU’D PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN! PLEASE DON’T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY NO WONDER WHY MY HEART IS DEAD INSIDE! IT’S COLD AND HARD AND PETRIFIED! LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!
You aren't cool enough for this song. You're literally 2D. ▼
I remember t)(is from watc)(ing Doctor W)(o!
38D
HAHA, WOAH, OKAY, MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE HEATED THERE! COME ON, YOU KNOW A PLACE LIKE THE ONE I’M STUCK IN CAN MAKE A GUY A LITTLE HEATED! WHY DON’T WE FORGET ALL ABOUT ANYTHING THAT MAY HAVE JUST HAPPENED AND GO BACK TO REMEMBERING THAT I’M YOUR FAVORITE, TRUSTWORTHY, HANDSOME TRIANGULAR DREAM DEMON? YEAH, I KNEW YOU’D AGREE!
Vibes 'rr weirrd herre
JOK3S ON YOU MY DR34M D3MON H4S THR33 D1M3NS1ONS
((Something funny about the trigger of people rage baiting Bill being his phobias making him hate Sollux and posting about it lmao
((had to lock in on terezi and her inability to manage her feelings about one sollux she might have a pale thing for. Unfortunately she's ride or die and she took it personally
(( I’m afraid Dirk thrives on being a little shit to the extreme. His pride and joy is being a little evil, a little teehee.
YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER, HUH? “OH BOY, I CAN NAME DIFFERENT SHAPES!” I’VE BEEN AROUND BEFORE THE PRIMORDIAL SLIME YOU GREW OUT OF EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING BRAVE ENOUGH TO START EVOLVING! I’VE PAINTED STARS WITH BLOOD AND TRAUMATIZED ELDER GODS! DON’T FORGET, WHEN ALL YOUR INSULTS ARE DONE, AND YOU’RE HELPING INCREASE THE WORM POPULATION, OL’ BILL WILL STILL BE HERE!
4WW TH3 TR14NGL3S H4V1NG 4 T4NTRUM, CUT3. MOST P3OPL3 1 KNOW 4R3 GONN4 OUTL1V3 M3 DUD3 YOU'R3 S4Y1NG NOTH1NG N3W
You're just another drop in the ocean bud? Low tier entity. Like we got Gog-Agog and Gorr'Rylaehotep out here. That and like a good third of the people here are probably gods on some level.
4ND TH3 ROBOTS, 4ND TH3 SPR1T3S. 1 C4N'T 1M4G1N3 31TH3R 1S GONN4 H3LP TH3 WORMS
And the literal worm god. That silly clown can solo the triangle.
HUH. WORM GODS N3W
Yeah she was posting a bit ago. She's someone to worry about. If a funny green clown offers you a worm, do not accept
M4N BUT WORMS T4ST3 SO GOOD. NOT3D THOUGH
gotta say reshaping reality is neat and all... but have you tried having friends at the same time? its crazy. :p
NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS PSYCHOANALYTIC HELLHOLE, SET EVERY VERSION OF THIS SOLLUX GUY AND HIS STUPID GLASSES ON FIRE!
DUD3 TH1S 1S BOTTOM T13R H4T1NG TRY H4RD3R
You’re so fucking right, Terezi.
I’m sending a backstory, here. Did somebody or somebodies associated with the colors red and blue make you angry, Bill?
DUD3 1S OUT H3R3 W1TH ON3 3Y3, C4N'T 3V3N W34R GL4SS3S TO LOOK COOL SMH
I mean, technically, a monocle works. It’s just glass singular instead of glasses. But let’s be honest here, there’s no beating anybody else’s sick eyewear like that.
S1CK, COLOURFUL 3Y3W34R. 4CTU4LLY DO YOU TH1NK H3'S M4D CUZ H3'S 4 TR14NGL3 4ND SOLLUXS 4R3 STYL3D L1K3 4 P41R OF 3D GL4SS3S
Maybe. I just hate to tell him about my shades. He’s either gonna balk or be enchanted with no in between, even if he tries to feign not giving a shit now that I’ve said that.
So that was a yes.
1 M34N 1F NON3 OF YOU P1CS H4V3 TH3M YOU C4N PR3T3ND FOR 4 B1T. JUST DON'T L3T H1M M33T ON3 OF TH3 L1L H4LS
REMEMBER, A PORTION OF PROCEEDS FROM THE BOOK OF BILL GO TO MY CONTRABAND FUND! AND WITHOUT CONTRABAND, HOW WOULD YOU SPEAK TO YOUR BEST PAL BILL OVER THIS MIND ROTTING COLLECTION OF ONES AND ZEROS?!