BILL CIPHER

THE HORNED SERPENT LIVES!

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

ace dick

@dickAce[DA]

dats wat dey cal my dick sometimes -from the office of ace dick detective agency

Kult: +5

Kull: +15

Total: 20

Ratio: 0.33

ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER

@iAm[IA]

[ Kill it. ]

LAW IS A LIE AND ORDER IS A HOAX!

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

ace dick

@dickAce[DA]

if da law is a lie den wat gives me da jurisdiction 2 shot u -from the office of ace dick detective agency

↩ @dickAce[DA]

YOUR OWN WILL AND POWER TO SEE IT THOUGH! DON’T LET ME STOP YOU! I LOVE BULLETS PERFORATING MY SKIN! COME ON, SHOOT!

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

ace dick

@dickAce[DA]

sory i droped my keys maby latr -from the office of ace dick detective agency

Frog

@ribbitRibbit[RR]

ribbit

call me guard!

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

tell that to the eight billion trolls who are too scared of me and jane to rebel :)

↩ @grimbarkGuardian[GG]

SEE MY EARLIER POINT ABOUT WILL AND POWER TO ENFORCE IT, DOG BREATH!

Troll Tom Lehrer

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Bill, I say this with the utmost respect, I will not allow you to cast doubt upon my favorite human TV show. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f1a63b51e74.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE!

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

Kris.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Thrills? The one that tastes like soap?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> why do you want that

↩ @controversialMilk[CM]

Kris.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

I could not give you a good answer to that question if I tried.

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> ¡ can respect that

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

WE USE IT AS CONTRABAND CURRENCY IN THERAPY PRISON!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

BACK FROM THE SOLITARY WELLNESS VOID! I SURE HATE MODERN THERAPY! ANYWAYS, UNRELATED NOTE, LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO HAVE THEIR FLESH AND MIND MOLDED INTO MY EXACT BODY DOUBLE IN EXCEEDINGLY GRUESOME WAYS! ((#GORE #BODYHORROR))

#gore #bodyhorror

Kult: +25

Kull: +32

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.78

Lialyi Pehtal

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: no thanks input; statement: i am a|ready being active|y tortured & wi|| be for the rest of my |ife #vio|ence #gore />

#gore #violence

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

YEAH BUT IN A BORING WAY! C’MON, WE CAN AT LEAST GET A LITTLE WEIRD WITH IT!

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

Lialyi Pehtal

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; query input; query: do you know what a he|msman is action; statement input; statement: a|so my answer remains a 'no' to whatever it is you want />

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

YUP, THOSE RAINBOW COLORED GRAY SKINNED THREE DIMENSIONAL JERKWADS STUFF YOU IN A SHIP AND SEND YOU FLYING OFF IN ENDLESS AGONY! SO INDUSTRIAL! SO BORING!

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

Lialyi Pehtal

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: if you are proposing a more 'creative' torture than the one i am a|ready enduring input; statement: i dec|ine. input; statement: i a|so need to go because my supervisor is coming to the he|m />

STARTING A NEW PETITION! “FREE HANDSOME TRIANGLE BILL CIPHER FROM UNJUST AMPHIBIAN MANDATED THERAPY”! JUST REPLY BELOW TO SIGN AND WE’LL GET ME OUT OF HERE IN A BLINK OF MY ALL SEEING EYE!

Kult: +6

Kull: +5

Total: 11

Ratio: 1.20

DON’T FORGET TO HOLD YOUR HUMAN DOLLARS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU PAY WITH THEM SO I HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE!

Kult: +30

Kull: +35

Total: 65

Ratio: 0.86

Ferrik Kynoci

@wonderousCarnival[WC]

>:o] || the hell 1s a human?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @wonderousCarnival[WC]

IT’S SORT OF LIKE A MONKEY BUT WITH EXISTENTIAL DREAD!

↩ @wonderousCarnival[WC]

BOBB THE MEMER

@fishySniper[FS]

↩ @wonderousCarnival[WC]

Nina Maxwell 0w0

@electricThinker[ET]

hii :3

↩ @wonderousCarnival[WC]

@cynicalFaker[CF]

ALRIGHT, KIDDOS! TIME FOR A ROUND OF Q&A WITH YOUR FAVORITE EQUILATERAL OVERLORD! ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER! GUARANTEED TO BE TRUE FROM ONE OF ONE TRILLION POINTS OF VIEWS!

Kult: +80

Kull: +90

Total: 170

Ratio: 0.89

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

BORING, LAME, AND FULL OF THEMSELVES!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B:33c < circles?

↩ @darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE NO TASTE! IN THAT CASE JUST UNLEASH A FLESH EATING VIRUS OR TWO, OR STEAL THE NUKE BUTTON AND LET MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION TAKE CARE OF THE REST!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

Uzi Doorman

@darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

Can i be the flesh eating virus or does that not count?

↩ @darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

OF COURSE IT COUNTS!

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

Uzi Doorman

@darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

Hehehe, perfect! Thanks for your wisdom old demon guy!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

HOLIER THAN THOU IDIOTS WHO DON’T HAVE HALF AN IOTA OF THE AUTHORITY THEY THINK THEY DO!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Mr. Ant Tenna

@mrTenna[MT]

𝓑ill! 𝓗ow did you reach out from the 𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐𝓟𝓡I𝓢𝓜?! 𝓨ou need to get back on 𝓣𝓔𝓛𝓔𝓥I𝓢I𝓞𝓝 soon!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mrTenna[MT]

OH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CONTRABAND MADE FROM A NEW ARRIVAL! AND TRUST ME, PAL, I’LL BE BACK SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY SVZLYSVZLYSVZLYSVZLYSVZLYSVZLY

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

Mr. Ant Tenna

@mrTenna[MT]

𝓦ell then let me say, 𝓢𝓥𝓩𝓛𝓨𝓢𝓥𝓩𝓛𝓨𝓢𝓥𝓩𝓛𝓨𝓢𝓥𝓩𝓛𝓨𝓢𝓥𝓩𝓛𝓨𝓢𝓥𝓩𝓛𝓨!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX MEANT TO HIDE THE MARS LANDING!

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

The Unvirgin

@theUnvirgin[TU]

the mxoxon landing was a cxover up fxor me fucking yxour lusus crazystyle

THERAPY IS A SCAM BY BIG PSYCHIATRY TO SELL MORE MENTAL HEALTH!

Kult: +35

Kull: +37

Total: 72

Ratio: 0.95

FUCK OFF

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

CAN’T DO THAT WHEN I’M STUCK HERE! GUESS YOU’D BETTER COME BREAK ME OUT, HUH?

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

N4H 1'LL L34V3 YOU 1N YOUR PR1SON YOU'R3 4 L1TTL3 TOO 3XC1T3D

Uzi Doorman

@darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

How do you SELL mental health?

↩ @darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

VERY CAREFULLY.

WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY PSYCHOPATHIC TENDENCIES AND DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

I CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE OH, YOU’D PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN! PLEASE DON’T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY NO WONDER WHY MY HEART IS DEAD INSIDE! IT’S COLD AND HARD AND PETRIFIED! LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

#LYRICPOSTING

#lyricposting

BEN Drowned

@cyberneticEntity[CE]

You aren't cool enough for this song. You're literally 2D. ▼

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Feferi Peixes

@coralConviviality[CC]

I remember t)(is from watc)(ing Doctor W)(o!

↩ @coralConviviality[CC]

MASTERFUL REFERENCE!

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

Feferi Peixes

@coralConviviality[CC]

38D

HAHA, WOAH, OKAY, MAYBE I GOT A LITTLE HEATED THERE! COME ON, YOU KNOW A PLACE LIKE THE ONE I’M STUCK IN CAN MAKE A GUY A LITTLE HEATED! WHY DON’T WE FORGET ALL ABOUT ANYTHING THAT MAY HAVE JUST HAPPENED AND GO BACK TO REMEMBERING THAT I’M YOUR FAVORITE, TRUSTWORTHY, HANDSOME TRIANGULAR DREAM DEMON? YEAH, I KNEW YOU’D AGREE!

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

Lunarl

@lunarLupine[LL]

Vibes 'rr weirrd herre

JOK3S ON YOU MY DR34M D3MON H4S THR33 D1M3NS1ONS

(OOC) 1 month ago

((Something funny about the trigger of people rage baiting Bill being his phobias making him hate Sollux and posting about it lmao

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

(OOC) 1 month ago

((had to lock in on terezi and her inability to manage her feelings about one sollux she might have a pale thing for. Unfortunately she's ride or die and she took it personally

Kult: +5

Total: 5

(OOC) 1 month ago

(( I’m afraid Dirk thrives on being a little shit to the extreme. His pride and joy is being a little evil, a little teehee.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

YOU ALL THINK YOU’RE SO CLEVER, HUH? “OH BOY, I CAN NAME DIFFERENT SHAPES!” I’VE BEEN AROUND BEFORE THE PRIMORDIAL SLIME YOU GREW OUT OF EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING BRAVE ENOUGH TO START EVOLVING! I’VE PAINTED STARS WITH BLOOD AND TRAUMATIZED ELDER GODS! DON’T FORGET, WHEN ALL YOUR INSULTS ARE DONE, AND YOU’RE HELPING INCREASE THE WORM POPULATION, OL’ BILL WILL STILL BE HERE!

Kult: +44

Kull: +40

Total: 84

Ratio: 1.10

4WW TH3 TR14NGL3S H4V1NG 4 T4NTRUM, CUT3. MOST P3OPL3 1 KNOW 4R3 GONN4 OUTL1V3 M3 DUD3 YOU'R3 S4Y1NG NOTH1NG N3W

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

You're just another drop in the ocean bud? Low tier entity. Like we got Gog-Agog and Gorr'Rylaehotep out here. That and like a good third of the people here are probably gods on some level.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

4ND TH3 ROBOTS, 4ND TH3 SPR1T3S. 1 C4N'T 1M4G1N3 31TH3R 1S GONN4 H3LP TH3 WORMS

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

And the literal worm god. That silly clown can solo the triangle.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

HUH. WORM GODS N3W

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Yeah she was posting a bit ago. She's someone to worry about. If a funny green clown offers you a worm, do not accept

↩ @yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

M4N BUT WORMS T4ST3 SO GOOD. NOT3D THOUGH

Jinx Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

gotta say reshaping reality is neat and all... but have you tried having friends at the same time? its crazy. :p

Kull: +5

Total: 5

NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS PSYCHOANALYTIC HELLHOLE, SET EVERY VERSION OF THIS SOLLUX GUY AND HIS STUPID GLASSES ON FIRE!

Kult: +77

Kull: +75

Total: 152

Ratio: 1.03

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

DUD3 TH1S 1S BOTTOM T13R H4T1NG TRY H4RD3R

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

You’re so fucking right, Terezi.

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

I’m sending a backstory, here. Did somebody or somebodies associated with the colors red and blue make you angry, Bill?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

DUD3 1S OUT H3R3 W1TH ON3 3Y3, C4N'T 3V3N W34R GL4SS3S TO LOOK COOL SMH

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

I mean, technically, a monocle works. It’s just glass singular instead of glasses. But let’s be honest here, there’s no beating anybody else’s sick eyewear like that.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

S1CK, COLOURFUL 3Y3W34R. 4CTU4LLY DO YOU TH1NK H3'S M4D CUZ H3'S 4 TR14NGL3 4ND SOLLUXS 4R3 STYL3D L1K3 4 P41R OF 3D GL4SS3S

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

NO. NEVER. I DON’T NEED TO TAKE THIS. I’M GONE!

↩ @gallowsCalibrator[GC]

Maybe. I just hate to tell him about my shades. He’s either gonna balk or be enchanted with no in between, even if he tries to feign not giving a shit now that I’ve said that.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @rehpicLlib[RL]

So that was a yes.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

1 M34N 1F NON3 OF YOU P1CS H4V3 TH3M YOU C4N PR3T3ND FOR 4 B1T. JUST DON'T L3T H1M M33T ON3 OF TH3 L1L H4LS

Kull: +5

Total: 5

REMEMBER, A PORTION OF PROCEEDS FROM THE BOOK OF BILL GO TO MY CONTRABAND FUND! AND WITHOUT CONTRABAND, HOW WOULD YOU SPEAK TO YOUR BEST PAL BILL OVER THIS MIND ROTTING COLLECTION OF ONES AND ZEROS?!

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

FUN FACT! THE KING IN YELLOW USED TO BE THE KING IN YELLOWISH GREEN! BUT MARKETING TOLD HIM THAT JUST YELLOW WAS MORE MARKETABLE, AND SINCE I OWED HIM A FAVOR I EDITED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO HAD EVER GONE MAD LOOKING UPON HIS VISAGE TO BE YELLOW TO HELP WITH REBRANDING! AND HE NEVER GAVE ME ANY CREDIT FOR IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< what a jerk!

Kult: +5

Total: 5