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YOU DON’T WANNA LIVE ON A FLAT WORLD.
1) I saw the typo where you said Word. 2) You would say that, wouldn't you little flatlander?
GOOD EYES! I’LL KEEP IT IN MIND IF I NEED ‘EM SOME DAY. AND TECHNICALLY NOT A FLATLANDER, BUT CLOSE! AND YEAH. I WOULD SAY THAT. I WOULD K N O W.
Oh, Like you could get and *keep* my eyes. I'd love to see you try, buuut~! HmHm. Were you not a Flatlander? I had assumed you were. You're not a Pointlander or a Shapelander. Last I CHECKEDDDD You weren't three dimensional... Except for that one time.
DON’T BE SO SMALL MINDED, FLATLAND ISN’T THE ONLY 2D DIMENSION OUT THERE PAL! GOTTA SAY, OL EDWIN ABBOT ABBOT HAD A GOOD VISION!
[ Filthy vermin clamouring for my attention. Hateful, disgusting, pathetic things you all are. The hate grows and festers in my core. You all will wither and return to the dirt from whence you all came, and I will remain, eternal and glorious. The short pathetic existence of you all is hateful. From start to pathetic finish. ]
LAW IS A LIE AND ORDER IS A HOAX!
if da law is a lie den wat gives me da jurisdiction 2 shot u -from the office of ace dick detective agency
YOUR OWN WILL AND POWER TO SEE IT THOUGH! DON’T LET ME STOP YOU! I LOVE BULLETS PERFORATING MY SKIN! COME ON, SHOOT!
tell that to the eight billion trolls who are too scared of me and jane to rebel :)
3833 < My husband shut his tail in the door to the backyard, do you think he's gonna make it? >
SORRY, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT IT OFF! THAT’S RIGHT THE WHOLE MAN!
THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE!
Thrills? The one that tastes like soap?
(V)(',,')(V) h ey im down on moeney rite now who needs somethin g goregash aint c℧tting it rn
JUST YOUR AVERAGE THERAPY-PRISON FOR INTERDIMENSIONAL TYRANTS OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE!
BACK FROM THE SOLITARY WELLNESS VOID! I SURE HATE MODERN THERAPY! ANYWAYS, UNRELATED NOTE, LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO HAVE THEIR FLESH AND MIND MOLDED INTO MY EXACT BODY DOUBLE IN EXCEEDINGLY GRUESOME WAYS! ((#GORE #BODYHORROR))
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YUP, THOSE RAINBOW COLORED GRAY SKINNED THREE DIMENSIONAL JERKWADS STUFF YOU IN A SHIP AND SEND YOU FLYING OFF IN ENDLESS AGONY! SO INDUSTRIAL! SO BORING!
2tartiing two thiink maybe goldblood2 were not meant two be 7' 7". my po2ture pole ii2 fuckiing kiilliing me.
CLEARLY THE BEST SOLUTION IS TO FOLD YOURSELF REPEATEDLY! CHOP CHOP GEMINI!
Ah. You have arrived precisely where you were always meant to. Permit me a small indulgence in formality. Gaze upon my badge. It has come to my attention, through a series of inevitabilities so predictable they scarcely merit recounting, that I now occupy the position of **First Guardian of Chittr**. A title which, I assure you, carries with it all the gravitas, authority, and ornamental prestige one might expect from such a designation. You may find this comforting. You may find this alarming. In either case, your reaction has already been accounted for. Of course, “guardian” in this instance should not be misconstrued as an implication of stewardship, intervention, or even protection in any meaningful sense. Titles, as you may eventually discover, are often far more enthusiastic than the realities they adorn. Still, one does not simply decline a role that so neatly describes a narrative convenience. Think of me less as a custodian, and more as a… constant. A presence that observes, arranges, and, when appropriate, nudges a piece or two along the felt. You will not see the hand. But you will feel the game. Do enjoy your stay.
COOL STORY CUEBALL! MIND NUDGING ME A CAKE WITH A FILE IN IT?
(^･ω･^) < NEXT SHIPCOURSE JUST DROPPED, HOW DO WE F33L ABOUT SOLLUX AND NEPETA!!! #SHIPCOURSE #SOLNEP
DON’T FORGET TO HOLD YOUR HUMAN DOLLARS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU PAY WITH THEM SO I HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE!
:33< mew know what time it is! :33< its kitty time!!! :33< MEOW!
AHHH, REMINDS ME OF BAST! BEFORE THEY GOT HER.
i guess i have an account on this site now. }{ow does this work? Do i just post whatever or...?
HEY THERE! IN ORDER TO PROPERLY VERIFY, PLEASE STATE THE FOLLOWING: “I SURRENDER MY SOUL, FREE WILL, AND BACTERIA TO BILL CIPHER INDEFINITELY.” DO THIS THREE TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND YOU’LL BE SET!