Xavier Triton
@abyssopelagicConundrum
Dex told me i should make one of these. }{i, i guess? Feel free to DM me if you want. }{e/}{im
i recently cleared any troll-eating aquatic life from a reef not too far from the shore. Would anyone be interested in a beach party?
Looks like my moirail broke a man's blood pusher. }{ah.
From Anonymous -{ we are the schmeegles....please water us.... Response -{ What. What? What is a schmeegles? #askxaviertriton https://forms.gle/x8m1}{5e7EMzz1VGs5
my dms were spammed by my moirail to make attempt a QnA, so i guess that's what i'm doing. You can fill it out using the link below. }{ave fun. Don't be too weird about it. https://forms.gle/srLg1CanaoqKYFbCA
@thrivingGarland Did you still want to play Club Penguin?
gasp...! Yes...that would be...lovely (^ . ^ ❀)
}{ow is everyone?
(｡◝‿◜｡) Snug as a bug in a rug!
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe still a bit odd but working over time to get the fish needed for fishin fryday
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe yeah! some highbloods started it up but I am also gonna be hostin a fish fry, hence, fryday
@tipsyGenostalgic i got alcohol and took a sip. This tastes terrible. }{ow do people drink this??? #substance
[ >THIS FOOL HATH NOT DISCOVERED THE ALCHEMICAL WONDER THAT IS THE "FRUITY COCKTAIL THAT GETS YOU FUCKED FIVE WAYS TO TUESDAY IN A SINGLE SIP"_ ]
mixers addiction and learning 2 tollerate or even like the taste over time
[ >GOREGLE IS FREE. YOU ARENT MY APPRENTICE_ ]
@percussiveInjury - @cationicAgonist - @blatantGodhead Tried all of your recommendations at the same time because they're all music related. i turned on the fast music. It was kind of hard to tap to.. and freestyle rap to. }{onestly, the freestyle rap attempts just made me feel stupid, but that's my own fault. i'm not a singer.
you dont have to be a s1nger or good at 1t, the whole po1nt 1s to put energy 1n the s1ng1ng so 1t doesnt bu1ld up and bo1l over 1ns1de
i can teach you how to rap with the flow if you need
i got a lot of recommendations for my. Bad mood. Is it possible to try them all at once..?
What is a good thing to do when you are in a bad mood?
what about dr1v1ng a scuttlebuggy really fast w1th loud mus1c
i'm. Not sure about any of those things, but thanks for the recommendations. i can't get a cake down here in the ocean, but i'll try the slime videos..?
Would...you like me to bring you some... ? (ó . ò ❀)
i don't really feel like leaving my hive right now, and i don't want you to try swimming down here.
object1vely the k1nd you can l1ke, s1ng really loud and a b1t fast to works the best 1mo, but you do you
ohh....okay... (ó . ò ❀) ehm... would you... like to play... club penguin...with me..? (ó . ò ❀)
This romance drama is going to make me pop a blood vessel and it isn’t even mine. -_-;
THIS ISN'T EVEN ROMANCE DRAMA!!! I AM NOT ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH ANY ONE!!!
FUCK. MaybeIwashasty. I dontget it. Maybe I understand. Iwastooeager. He was toogoodforme. He is too good for me. I was too visible.ispoketoomuchabout us. I attracted so much extra attention. I was too desperate to be loved by him. His attention naturally draws in countless other admirers. He is the most tantalizing flame for all of the moths of this platform. AUGH. My holy flame.... Zebruh... Your radiance... You kindness... I mistook it for something more than it was. Maybe, I shouldn't have expected exclusivity. But, I saw him. Just now. Speaking to another troll. And, I saw it. The way he saw Dexter. It's the same way I saw her. The two most... excellent trolls to give me attention on this platform. He was effortless in his flirtation. Beautifully disarming her as he always does. He was able to dispense attention so freely, I felt something rupture in my thumper. I... I had to sit down immediately, and huddle against the wall of my respite block before my legs would give out from under me. I thought, maybe I was angry at first. But clearly, I don't possess the right to be angry when he is involved. It is his world and we all just live in it. No, no, what I felt truly was shame. How could I have been so controlling and manipulative of my beloved. He could I do that to him? Of course Zebruh attracts to many... His attention would naturally wander towards more stable trolls... more... attractive.... trolls... Those capable of participating in a healthy quadrant without immediately constructing burial plans and devotional archives after a single public declaration. It's my fault. I overwhelmed him. I pushed him to his limits. I should have not though him to be mine. In hindsight, it is perhaps mentioning the scents that was forward. Maybe... it was the custom body pillow. I... I admit that the corner shrine may have introduced unfortunate pressure into our dynamic. Though for the record, I couldn't finish it intime. I only just began laminating the screenshots. I can not blame him for seeking comforts in the wide breasts of Dexter. I have no spheres. My identity is nothing. I am worthless Dexter is everything. So beautiful, intelligent, and capable of terror threats.... It must be exhausting to be loved by someone like me.... I see now how frightening that must appear, to see me metastasize every emotion with him into a permanent ritual.... But... I am still grateful to him. Even if his affections drift elsewhere, he gave me love, where no other troll would. For the briefest moment, I belonged. For the briefest moment, someone belonged to me. I will keep burning the incense in his scent a bit longer. In case he comes back. Otherwise, I fully approve of your flush aspirations with @catastrophicGalaxy, my dear, beloved, and craven @theCodakkeffect#5492... I will miss you....
Fastest #DirkJake cycle I've ever seen. What is that, three hours from the starting line to the breakup? You're like a speedrunner. Major props.
whatsadirkjake?
I'LL TELL YOU HOW HANDSOME AND STRONG YOU ARE!!! AND UH....I'LL WEAR A BIKINI??? I DON'T KNOW!!! JUST BELIEVE ME!!!! #SUGGESTIVE
yippee! all is forgiwven <3
....HMPH.....
youbendsoeasily.
COUNT YOUR DAYS.
WHATDIDIDO? YOUTRIEDTOSTEALMYMAN AND YOU BROUGHT CORNBALL INTO MY COMMENT SECTION!
I DON'T WANT YOUR UGLY ASS MAN!!!! KEEP HIM IN A BASEMENT AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION!!!!
Contagious mental illness. Symptoms include rapid-cycling mood swings, lack of self-respect, codependence. The only cure we know of involves transferring the consciousness into an inorganic host drive.
i'm checking this guy's replies and am learning that i was wrong to tie up my moirail to keep him from bombing his hive. Someone should kick this guy's ass. #vagueposting
@catastrophicGalaxy Dex has been physically restrained. Nobody is being blown up tonight. Sorry.
800000!!!! 8000000!!!! 5U5PICI0U51Y 80M8-5H4P3D 70M470!!!! 𖡊
Why did i say that. i should not have said that.
fu(kin'. might as well.
@catastrophicGalaxy Why don't you... blow up the matesprit instead of yourself..?
WAIT....THAT IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA!!!
}{ey there. Bad time for introductions. My moirail is trying to kill someone.
huh whale i aint eva had that prawnblem pacifically but i probably been the moray eel doin the stabbin tho lol
}{e's watching movies and eating ice cream now. Also i hid the bomb detonator.
i'm taking the bombs from him. #notreallyavaguepost
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!! THEY'RE STRAPPED TO ME!!!
YES
Shoutout to the guy who ‘liked’ my post about being in pain.
im llikin this out of sympathy bc im lliterally allways in pain