sollux captor
@twinArmageddons
yeah ii may get miigraiine2 every niight of my liife and hate my2elf and maybe ii wa2 forced two watch whiile 2omeone el2e u2ed me two kiill my be2t friiend. but can YOU order an entiire colony of bee2 two do 2iick fuckiing kiickfliip2 off the beehou2e? ii thiink the fuck not.
fiiriing off rent loweriing p2iioniic beam2 but the other lowblood2 dont even react anymore theyre 2o u2ed two iit. eiither that or theyre two 2cared two complaiin. eiither the way the outcome ii2 2iigniifiicantly more boriing than iif ii had 2ome mii2erable chump two chuck acro22 the 2treet.
[|87 :: Th;s ;s why 1 d;scharge a f;rearm ;nstead.
[|87 :: Of course not, 1 am a troll of CULTURE. 1 mag dump at least 4 d;fferent f;rearms ;nto my trash bags on my property before d;sposal...best to make sure they don't ra;se from the dead aga;n.
you thiink a gun ii2 more dangerou2 than 2trong p2iioniic2? have you ever been out2iide before?
[|87 :: one ;nvokes more fear
3833 < Observe Tigerstick Thursday and attack Hive Owner Associations for fun!!! >
biig pan move, actually. iim not even goiing two ju2t bla2t them wiith p2iioniic2 iim goiing two float around a comiically large fryiing plateau ju2t two flex.
3833 < Today I am evil and violence is ok. > 3833 < Go, my scarab!!! >
yes yes yes the tiger is out
3833 < The tiger has a really big fucking stick and evil in her!!! >
FUCK EM UP FUCK EM UPP!!
Stabs you-
2ome of you are way two fuckiing comfortable haviing text two dark for niight mode or two briight for liight mode and iit fuckiing 2how2.
>>| you can just, hover .over the text .and .it will make .it white for you.
iim aware. and my pan ii2 two melted from 2weep2 of iin2tant gratiifiicatiion for thii2 two be a 2atii2factory an2wer. iit take2 two long. next que2tiion?
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goiing two be two bu2y playing tomodachii liife. you probably wont 2ee much of me for the next week. lol.
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LMAO
((GOD HELP ME IM IN FUCKING TEARS))
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(^･ω･^) < I TOLD HIM TO GET PROFESSIONAL HELP BUT HE DID NOT LISTEN TO ME!!!
✨ I believe he needs more time in prison, another 5 second's would do. ✨
☆ found shot dead, everyone cheered☆
oh my god. truly justice has been served. i assume.
everyone knoVV2 quadrant2 are a buncha hogVVa2h, 2tuck IIn the pa2t lIIke a granny IIn cold mola22e2. the next bIIg thIIng? to brIIng about a neVV an excIItIIn VVorld of 2candalou2 adventure an VVonderment? tIIddlyVVIInk2. pop that IIn your pIIpe an 2moke on IIt.
3833 < Have you been smoking the winks... >
hold on, the VVIInk2 are VVhII2perIIn 2VVeat nothIIn2 IInto my hear duct2. http2://64.medIIa.tumblr.com/ff684859411f1777082c76030174cea8/68d937166240ea29-88/2250x400/99a487e40fcdf1cea5e75745a85b424ce1a3590d.gIIf
nothIIn VVrong VVIIth you IIn 2pecIIfIIc. ju2t a bIIt a phra2IIn. fuck. maybe II 2houlda put grampa IIn2tead a goIIn for the 2loVV old lady 2hIIte. maybe IIm a bad per2on.
IIf you need me IIm gonna go fIInd my2elf a confe22IIonal booth to repent IIn an bare my bloodpu2her an 2hIIt VVhIIle the pa2terror forced to ab2olve me of my VVrongdoIIn2 lII2ten2 on IIn horror contemplatIIn IIf IIt2 VVorth not damnIIn me to eternal IInferno or not.
2ome day2 iim a triigger haiir away from liiterally bla2tiing 2omeone iintwo 2pace. #autismwin
one of you.freaks spilled my soup #mysoup
it was me its because im sick and evil and twisted in m ybrain
programmiing weed.exe for my computer'2 enriichment becau2e iim engagiing iin ethiical computer hu2bandry. #substances
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tryiing two lock iin but ii cant fiind the riight 2oundtrack. nobody make2 good playlii2t2 for my 2cheduled miidday dii22ociiatiion whiile the voiice2 whii2per two me about certaiin doom. 2hakiing my goddamn head.
1 like to use this one, it really beats the crap outta the voices!! ^w^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob4mdKQ6u83&list=RDob4mdKQ6u83 #loud #earwarning #earpain
3B) )(ttps://youtu.be/ydz2l2QBGpY?si=4i9g8WMbyIbdYTwd
thii2 ii2 a fuckiing hiilariiou2 playlii2t for thii2 2peciifiic 2iituatiion, actually. thank2, ff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJ3aTNXMx8 :C3>
ii have enough of a miigraiine wiithout thii2. iit made my purrbea2t run iintwo a diifferent room.
I've got SO MANY! Let me grab anotter. 38D )(ttps://youtu.be/CfX2Arp2IAk?si=gPdLDbImczR)(G4)(c
u2iing my generatiional p2iioniic talent for the greater good. 2uch a2 beamiing a 2liice of flavordii2c 2traiight iintwo my mouth.
AW FUCK. NOW I'M JEALOUS.
g00d uze. keep it up.
ii wa2 goiing two make a joke that my kiink ii2 gettiing 2ent 200 caegar2. and then ii realiized that would ju2t make me 2ound liike a pro2tiitute. #nsfw
It’s okay, that’s a valid kink, too.
nothing wrong with that... frankly, i think you could be asking for much more, darling...
or a findom
nothiing wrong wiith iit, 2ure. but ii dont want two giive people the wrong iidea. you have two earn the2e bulge2 faiir and 2quare.
they gotta add a 5th react button for ? just a ? button
2tartiing two thiink maybe goldblood2 were not meant two be 7' 7". my po2ture pole ii2 fuckiing kiilliing me.
CLEARLY THE BEST SOLUTION IS TO FOLD YOURSELF REPEATEDLY! CHOP CHOP GEMINI!
ju2t watched 2ome dumbfuck 2hiit-for-pan po2t criinge on my tiimeliine. ew. #vagueposting
ii actually u2ed two go fii2hiing a lot. ii mean, not conventiional fii2hiing. but conventiional fii2hiing wouldve been way two 2low iif we wanted two keep gl'bgolyb fed, 2o ii thiink iit count2.
#fishingfriday ii2 makiing the da2h weiirdly whole2ome. iit almo2t make2 me want two giive iit a try. almo2t.
Go on lad. It'll b'grand.
ii appreciiate the vote of confiidence. iit2 more compliicated than that, though. iit2 not ju2t me avoiidiing gettiing off my a22 liike iit normally ii2 lol.
2ome of you chucklefuck2 really make me wii2h there wa2 a que2tiion noodle react. not even mad or annoyed. ju2t utterly confounded.
got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.
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