
sollux captor
@twinArmageddons
yeah ii may get miigraiine2 every niight of my liife and hate my2elf and maybe ii wa2 forced two watch whiile 2omeone el2e u2ed me two kiill my be2t friiend. but can YOU order an entiire colony of bee2 two do 2iick fuckiing kiickfliip2 off the beehou2e? ii thiink the fuck not.
fiiriing off rent loweriing p2iioniic beam2 but the other lowblood2 dont even react anymore theyre 2o u2ed two iit. eiither that or theyre two 2cared two complaiin. eiither the way the outcome ii2 2iigniifiicantly more boriing than iif ii had 2ome mii2erable chump two chuck acro22 the 2treet.
2ome of you are way two fuckiing comfortable haviing text two dark for niight mode or two briight for liight mode and iit fuckiing 2how2.
goiing two be two bu2y playing tomodachii liife. you probably wont 2ee much of me for the next week. lol.
2ome day2 iim a triigger haiir away from liiterally bla2tiing 2omeone iintwo 2pace. #autismwin
programmiing weed.exe for my computer'2 enriichment becau2e iim engagiing iin ethiical computer hu2bandry. #substances
tryiing two lock iin but ii cant fiind the riight 2oundtrack. nobody make2 good playlii2t2 for my 2cheduled miidday dii22ociiatiion whiile the voiice2 whii2per two me about certaiin doom. 2hakiing my goddamn head.
u2iing my generatiional p2iioniic talent for the greater good. 2uch a2 beamiing a 2liice of flavordii2c 2traiight iintwo my mouth.
ii wa2 goiing two make a joke that my kiink ii2 gettiing 2ent 200 caegar2. and then ii realiized that would ju2t make me 2ound liike a pro2tiitute. #nsfw
2tartiing two thiink maybe goldblood2 were not meant two be 7' 7". my po2ture pole ii2 fuckiing kiilliing me.
ju2t watched 2ome dumbfuck 2hiit-for-pan po2t criinge on my tiimeliine. ew. #vagueposting
ii actually u2ed two go fii2hiing a lot. ii mean, not conventiional fii2hiing. but conventiional fii2hiing wouldve been way two 2low iif we wanted two keep gl'bgolyb fed, 2o ii thiink iit count2.
#fishingfriday ii2 makiing the da2h weiirdly whole2ome. iit almo2t make2 me want two giive iit a try. almo2t.
2ome of you chucklefuck2 really make me wii2h there wa2 a que2tiion noodle react. not even mad or annoyed. ju2t utterly confounded.
got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.
wa2 tryiing two clean the hiive2tem when ii hear biiclop2 tell me how HE frew up. that2 my liine you 2hiit iidiiot!!
dont forget. tran2 troll2 get two cull a cii2 of theiir choiice regardle22 of ca2te on tran2 day of vii2iibiiliity. my favoriite piiece of legii2lature.
ii 2tiill thiink iit wa2 dramatiic for everyone two fliip theiir 2hiit over troll bruno mar2 dyiing when they were ju2t goiing two re2urrect hiim anyway. 2tiill cheeriing on anyone who want2 two have a go at troll mj for hii2 hand iin iit, though. mo2tly ii ju2t thiink iit2 fun two 2ee people cha2e 2eadweller2 wiith piitchfork2.
rolled my fuckiing ankle now iim 2tuck floatiing around my hiive u2iing p2iioniic2 liike 2ome tacky a22 trollcop2 gho2t. fuck my 2tupiid baka liife.
next per2on two iimage embed u2iing dii2cord ii2 gettiing bla2ted two the moon by your2 truly.
















