sollux captor

@twinArmageddons

Blood: GoldAge: 23 years11 sweepsKult Score: 817Kull Score: 41329 followers 33 following

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

ii actually u2ed two go fii2hiing a lot. ii mean, not conventiional fii2hiing. but conventiional fii2hiing wouldve been way two 2low iif we wanted two keep gl'bgolyb fed, 2o ii thiink iit count2.

@twinArmageddons[TA]

#fishingfriday ii2 makiing the da2h weiirdly whole2ome. iit almo2t make2 me want two giive iit a try. almo2t.

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Gameward Dualscar

@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Go on lad. It'll b'grand.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

ii appreciiate the vote of confiidence. iit2 more compliicated than that, though. iit2 not ju2t me avoiidiing gettiing off my a22 liike iit normally ii2 lol.

@twinArmageddons[TA]

2ome of you chucklefuck2 really make me wii2h there wa2 a que2tiion noodle react. not even mad or annoyed. ju2t utterly confounded.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN CHIT] HAVE Y0U C0NzIDERED UzING zUCH N0TAB1E PzI0NIC P0WERz F0R THE G00D 0F THE EMPIRE? :) [END CHIT]

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

no. :)

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN CHIT] WHY N0T? THE HE1M Iz VERY C0MF0RTAB1E. :) [END CHIT]

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

cull your2elf.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN CHIT] THIz UNIT HAz C0NzIDERED THAT MANY TIMEz. BUT. WHAT W0U1D THE P0INT BE IF I 1ET HER? :) [END CHIT]

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

wa2 tryiing two clean the hiive2tem when ii hear biiclop2 tell me how HE frew up. that2 my liine you 2hiit iidiiot!!

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

dont forget. tran2 troll2 get two cull a cii2 of theiir choiice regardle22 of ca2te on tran2 day of vii2iibiiliity. my favoriite piiece of legii2lature.

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lepito strigi :>

@lucentJokester[LJ]

=[]< oh shit for real!??!??!? 🏃🏃🏃

@twinArmageddons[TA]

ii 2tiill thiink iit wa2 dramatiic for everyone two fliip theiir 2hiit over troll bruno mar2 dyiing when they were ju2t goiing two re2urrect hiim anyway. 2tiill cheeriing on anyone who want2 two have a go at troll mj for hii2 hand iin iit, though. mo2tly ii ju2t thiink iit2 fun two 2ee people cha2e 2eadweller2 wiith piitchfork2.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

rolled my fuckiing ankle now iim 2tuck floatiing around my hiive u2iing p2iioniic2 liike 2ome tacky a22 trollcop2 gho2t. fuck my 2tupiid baka liife.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

next per2on two iimage embed u2iing dii2cord ii2 gettiing bla2ted two the moon by your2 truly.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

unfortunately he diid end up kiind of hot iin the end. #vagueposting

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

culpriit2 expo2ed and nobody2 even triied two kiill miichael jack2on agaiin?? 2mh. #dashwatching

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@apocalypticAnswers[AA]

its so odd. do you think theyd let me take his bones?

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

probably not. iit would mo2t liikely compliicate the whole reviiviing hiim thiing theyre planniing two do? ii thiink iit2 pretty fuckiing dramatiic two raii2e 2uch a 2tiink about hiim dyiing iif they were ju2t goiing two briing hiim back, but maybe that2 ju2t the per2pectiive of the guy wiith dead people 2creamiing iin hii2 ear con2tantly. lol.

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@apocalypticAnswers[AA]

damn :( but i agree! i talk to ghosts all the time! if youre just going to bring him back, this seems like such a waste

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

iim 2o fuckiing glad iim not at eriidanweek but at lea2t the da2hwatchiing ii2 good.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

um. you heard iit here fiir2t? maybe? https://i.ibb.co/qLCRWc5v/image.png

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@apocalypticAnswers[AA]

i truly cant tell you how i feel about this

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@perniciousScrimshank[PS]

...can someone shoot him again. ~~0o

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

WHAT TH3 FUCK??? Blocking @kingofPop you're a sick motherfucker forrr what mew did to @twentyfourCarat mew~ 💖✨

@kingofPop @twentyfourCarat

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

waiit why wa2 there an iimperiial hiit on troll bruno mar2??

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Troll Micheal Jackson

HEE HEE! Troll Bruno Mars outsold my latest triple deluxe remaster rerelease compilation album this week so I reported his Troll Vegas gambling debts to the empress! OW!

@twinArmageddons[TA]

iim liike 90% 2ure iif ii attended eriidanweek iid get 2kewered or 2omethiing, lmao. thank god ii diidnt mii22 folykl2 2iick flow at lea2t.

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SKEWERED BY...?

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

oh you don't even know, huh.

↩ @twinArmageddons[TA]

NO. PLEASE EXPLAIN. I'M A VISUAL LEARNER.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

by eriidan. guy half-kiilled and bliinded a 2oliid 50% of the other 2olluxe2 iive met. he nearly kiilled me iin my tiimeliine. 2ome petty 6 2weep quad drama, or 2omethiing?

↩ @twinArmageddons[TA]

AH. NOW I UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT VIOLENCE. WELL. NEVER MIND. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT TOO. THE WHOLE TIME. #PURE #INNOCENT #POLITE #KIND

#kind #innocent #polite #pure

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

LMAO.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

forgot 2eadweller2 u2e 2o many weiird a22 word2. "refriigerator". iit2 a hunger trunk you pretentiiou2 diirt noodle.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

ii wii2h ii could 2ee react2 on po2t2 2o bad. iim 2o fuckiing no2y.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

ii wa2 takiing a riide on the communal 2cuttlebuggy and overheard 2omeone 2ay "and that'2 why ii don't roller2kate and read anymore." never a dull day iin culldrop.

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@quintessentialSnark[QS]

I Love The Communal Scuttlebuggy For Just This Reason

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

ii cant 2ay ii *love* iit. two many tiime2 2iitting next two 2ome 2weaty freak that 2mell2 liike week2 old dronecull. but iit ha2 iit2 moment2.

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@quintessentialSnark[QS]

Oh Yeah Its A Love/hate Thing For Sure

@twinArmageddons[TA]

2ometiime2 ii wii2h ii wa2 one of tho2e 2olluxe2 that went bliind. but iit wouldnt 2pare me from the mental iimage ii gue22.

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

i can fix that for you

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22,222 kults and i'll take a nap

@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

believe me, my imaginati0n has kicked int0 0verdrive ever since g0ing blind. reality is rarely w0rse than the depravity a thinkpan can c00k up.

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@twinArmageddons[TA]

iif you remember goldblood hour2 you are entiitled two legal compen2atiion.

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