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3833 < My name is Fefeta and I'm a happily married sprite from Alterra. My pronouns are She/Her, and I'm a human wedding planner! If you need someone to lend a fin, I'm here to listen! > 38pp

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3833 < This is my pinned post! Hi! > 3X33 3833 < My name is Fefeta Lalonde, wife and matesprit of Al Lalonde, soon to be lusus-mom when these freaking eggs hatch... Um. I'm like, kinda old! But, that's the nature of being a sprite, you are a culmination of every existence you've ever had or ever will have, so you're better off taking it in stride! > 3833 < Oh! I live in a post game timeline—Isn't that bonkers??? My player—Roxy—did it! I love her and her wife a whole lot, we live together on Alterra! It's great... I'm so happy to have these opportunities and experiences. > 3833 3833 < I hope you get to have lots of experiences too, there's so much waiting for you! Just you wait. >

3833 < The differences between my timeline and other post-game timelines makes me ponder if anything I say is applicab > 3833 < POST CANCELED THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT MY PUZZLE >

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3833 < Al has given me a 1000pc puzzle, I must hide if from the guppies posthaste. >

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3833 < The 300pc puzzle has become a 288pc puzzle due to grub intervention. > 38II

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8ut...now it's going to 8e forever incomplete!

3833 < I know... > 3833 < I am. Mourning. > 38'II

You have my sincerest condolences.

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3833 < Glad I was too busy to go to #EridanWeek honestly... > 3833 < I don't have a personal hatred of Eridans, I just think that if your event has a drone swarm it might not be for me! > 38XX

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(=\>.</=) Should I ask why he was getting a whole w33k to begin with?

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3833 < Some questions are harder than others to answer... > 38YY

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You see we are smart

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3833 < Ohh, you guys did Trickstery things... > 3833 < Be wary of the tremors! > 38TT

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i thought people would know better than to try that stuff again :(

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@araneaSerket[AS]

I did advise them 8efore the premise was provided 8ut it appears there were still quick the turnout.

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3833 < Unfortunately, there are some people that don't know the dangers that come with getting Trickstered since timelines will diverge a lot! > 3833 < Thankfully, this should be a good lesson that they are not immune to getting VERY sick! >

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3833 < The voice of reason usually ends up the quietest, huh? > 38TT

3833 < 300pc puzzle, it's you and me this morning... >

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3833 < Tigers on the moon. >

3833 < They shot a Labubu into the stratosphere and it survived... >

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damn. can wE try again, do it fastEr, and hopE wind rEsistancE oblitEratEs it?

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B33 < unfortunate news

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3833 < Mrrow >

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B33 < mrrrow!

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3833 < We stay purring. >

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B33 < doesnt matter who were merged with, the purring remains

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3833 < I love Sylveon lots and lots. > 3833 < But, shiny Vaporeon blast. >

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3833 < Sprinkles and Confetti are beating the snot out of each other, but also keep pausing to groom each other... > 3833 < Cats are so silly. > 38pp

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3833 < Back to skull punching they go... >

B33 < classic red vacillating blackrom behavior right there

// Fefeta doesn't use hate reacts because she is a tenderheart. However, she is a believer in number go up.

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((I love her

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3833 < Confetti ate a bug out of the air and is looking at me like I made him do it??? > 3833 < I did not make you eat bugs, little man! >

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B33 < i get them, confetti looks yummy as hell B33 < but i know its bad fur you or whatever B//

3833 < Oh! Confetti is my kitten, he ate a bug and is upset because the bug tasted bad, I think. > 3833 < Sprites can eat anything and be fine though! >

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B33 < woa i got that all wrong lmeow B33 < wasnt expawcting the edible to kick in this soon #substances

3833 < Remember to only take half and wait longer than you think you need to! > 3833 < Otherwise you'll see the secret spiders. >

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B33 < s B:oo < secret spiders???????

3833 < Last time I did a #substance, I saw things beyond comprehension AND secret spiders. > 3833 < It was like being in Five Nights at Freddy... >

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B33 < g33 that sounds horrifying B33 < but dont worry fefeta if i s33 them, ill teach the lil fuckers a lesson B>;33

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3833 < Yesss, you are the apex predator of secret spiders! >

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3833 < I am immune to being ragebaited because I just do not have time! > 3833 < There's THINGS to do! >

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@araneaSerket[AS]

I understand this perfectly and I recognise that it is intentionally made to inflame and not a genuine critique of the content in my posts.

3833 < Stand on our husband hours! >

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3833 < Aw beef, communism typo. >

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3833 < Good morning, did you know grubs can jump? >

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I did not. This is very fascinating. Thank you for sharing.

They'rre rreal good at it frrom what I've been told

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3833 < I got gut punched by a small beast... >

One of th' worrst kinda punches, honestly

3833 < I really like this gif. > https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/_-1Z0wicpGkwUFaB8R3otTwSJfJH-SmpceC11gg77Ys/https/media.tenor.com/-_J7uB6CM3MAAAPo/cat-creature.mp4

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3833 < I love my big, pink husband and his fluffy tail, but he will roll over on me in our human bed with his warm and it's like. > 3833 < LEMME OUT!!! I GAGA GO!!! > 3>8VV

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3833 < ??? > 3833 < You know you can block me, right? > 38?? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694367328657473568/1489270058202169384/image.png?ex=69cfce53&is=69ce7cd3&hm=99b5b42c9d4ed9744eafea5be10041da525f10fa71c71bf59cacde4cedc59783

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And what fun would that be, hmm?

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Don't worry, he hates everything on everyone, this is like. Normal

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#Rechitt.

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3833 < That's a little sad, but I guess if it makes him happy. 🤷‍♀️ >

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3833 < Hit that squiggy wiggy. > https://media1.tenor.com/m/EFDwfjT2GuQAAAAd/spinning-cat.gif

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:33 < https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5479139672.2488/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg