Riddledly Diddedly
@questionMark
A riddle for you all! A Dog and a Deer are sitting in a park. The Dog and the Deer are sisters. They met in this park 2 years ago. How is this possible?
Are they like …sorority sisters? And the dog and deer thing are like positions in the sorority idk
I was up in the special place but now I'm down! I'm back I'm here ready for you all! Has anything Curious or Thought Provoking occurred in my absence?!
I believe the universe nearly ended, but that was thwarted. Casper changed his profile picture, and there was another rumble in "da pumpkin patch". Oh and a masquerade as well as two different variations of the Felt are being expanded upon. There's some poor soul trapped in a time loop on here it seems too. I think that's about all.
Ah! Stuck in a loop are they? Stuck in a loop? Stuck in a loop? That's always a tricky one, steadily approaching infinity before being ripped back to where you started? Stuck in a loop! That's a tricky one! But a masquerade! Very novel! Very very novel indeed! I'll leave you with a quote from Oscar Wilde on the subject of masks "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, & he will tell you the truth."
Ah, a good quote. The Happy Prince, I believe? It's good to see you again, friend. I look forward to your riddles and puzzles.
No riddles today. Nothing I'm finding curious.
Mothers' Day! Some could say the child is the mother of the woman?
No???????
Of course, at first glance, this appears to make no sense at all! But take a closer look friend!
..I guess Woman isn't.. Specified? Could be any woman. In which case. ...Sure???
No no no no! Think harder! Think outside the box! There really is no box, you know.
There is a box. Is this philosophy bullcrud? Snake head eating the head on the opposite side..?
No. The box is a spheroid. I am ss standing on the box. The box keeps me grounded. Rebirth and redeath cycles are a thing in some cultures. Is that what you mean? Mother is reborn as child is reborn as mother?
I can hear the river sing! Quiet but rich!
I know a secret!
okay az long az itz not any of my zecretz... ＼(^_^)／
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A thousand things! Count them all and you will find that there are: a thousand of them!
I live on a river! A river! A river!
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This one's for one certain troll! A horrid monster hides from the day, with many legs and many eyes. With silver chains it catches prey. And eats it all before it dies. Yet in every cottage does it stay. And every castle beneath the sky.
Oh, this is easy. It's Equius after he horse8odies himself.
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[ >EMBEDDED IMAGE FAILURE, LAUGHETH AT THIS LOSER_ ]
Laugh not at an error, but an error not rectified! Only then does it become a mistake!
But who is the real noob? The man who makes no mistake or the man born of many?
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Explain.
wisd0m
the wasier it is 2 not make her cum duhhhhhh #nsfw
My keys do not fit any lock, yet can unlock the soul all the same! What am I?!
me
Correct! But I must say I disagree with your dismissive attitidude!
Hm! I share flamboyant attitudes with many homosexuals, but my only love is knowledge. The question must then be asked is what exists in your mind for that accusation to be at the forefront of it? You may find the answer surprising!
sOUl keys
im gay
I certainly don't think so! What led you to this conclusion, friend?
Of course! You see, the conditions the mind exists in will therefore inform all the thoughts it has towards stimuli!
my attitude was towards the other responses i would never be so rude to a master of riddles
But you must understand the variety that exist with our minds is what makes them special! Therefore, we must minimize our faults by working together!
Using Google/Goregle to find the solutions to my riddles without thine own wits will result in a karmic debt you can not remove in this lifetime!
I'm rarely touched, But often held. If you have wit, You'll use me well! What am I?!
One's tongue
me
Motherfucker how dare you take this from me
I do have wit Perhaps I can change the first line
oh hnggyd
And that's the noise I do it all for Adorable
A bus driver turns left at a sign that says "no left turn" and goes the wrong way down a one way street. He then passes a police officer, but is not punished. Why?
~The pO~lice ~Officer is dead~
<<"because he did them before the police officer saw him?">>
<<"then, um, is it because the police officer isn't allowed to turn around and get him because it's one way?">>
<<"o-oh, wait! i think i get it? i-it's just the driver, not the bus!">>
Yes yes yes yes! You've cracked it! You see: the man, all along, was walking!
<<"hehe, i got there eventually!">>