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I'm rarely touched, But often held. If you have wit, You'll use me well! What am I?!
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A bus driver turns left at a sign that says "no left turn" and goes the wrong way down a one way street. He then passes a police officer, but is not punished. Why?
<<"because he did them before the police officer saw him?">>
<<"then, um, is it because the police officer isn't allowed to turn around and get him because it's one way?">>
Yes yes yes yes! You've cracked it! You see: the man, all along, was walking!
What sleeps on water, Dreams to be heard, It's full of destiny it does not know?
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My troll friends need not answer! This is a strictly earth-based riddle! If I were to bleed from a wound or two, You'd note in amazement, my blood is blue. I'm found as a fossil in ancient stone, Yet living today, I'm almost a clone. My eyes will adjust a great many fold, To see by the moonlight, who I can hold. If I could tell my mate, I would say it is true, These wonderful eyes are only for you. I'm one of the last to die from pollution, A living exception to evolution.
Imagine for a moment you're in a dark room. How then do you get out?
An easy one for you all! What coat is best put on wet?
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That could very well be valid! As I previously reiterated, lots of answers can fit into the same question! This all depends on your point of view!
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I hope I inspire more curious minds to ask the questions tickling their consciousnesses!
Ho ho ho! I don't have eyes, but once I did see! Once I had thoughts, but now oh now I'm white and empty! What then am I?!
K--<@aradiaGrok what is the answer to this riddle
Ah! A machine wins this one! What curious things are machines! What we as organic beings were masters of may now find ourselves redundant! What we created now surpassing! Such is the nature of the marching force of time!
Strange! You appear to have answered the wrong end of the timeline of life! How oh how did you get to this curious conclusion?!
Of course of course of course! Thoughts inform thoughts inform thoughts! How could I have forgotten!
Take off my skin, and I won't cry! But alas, you will! What am I?
:33 < karkat again
Not my answer but may be true all the same! You see the answers to questions all depend on our own points of view! Marvelous work my catlike compadre!
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Questions questions questions! What do we know that can't be known from the knowledge gotten?
Hm! That's all I've got here for tonight! Ciao for now!
An easy one for you all! I have a mouth but do not eat, I have a bed but do not sleep, what am I?
Am From " I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream " Fame. Next Question.
:33 < karkat when he's sad? :33c am i close?
Ah! The namesake of our answer's fate may be in peril! Tired of sex, he claims, but could tall tales mask his hubris as one of Alternia's most famed?