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Riddledly Diddedly

@questionMark

Blood: RustKult Score: 166Kull Score: 2983 followers0 following

Good morning all! The sun rises another day!

I'm rarely touched, But often held. If you have wit, You'll use me well! What am I?!

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jerma riddles for true tongue andys

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One's tongue

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me

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Motherfucker how dare you take this from me

Correct! Well done!

I do have wit Perhaps I can change the first line

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Perchance! What makes you put this forward?

oh hnggyd

And that's the noise I do it all for Adorable

Is something intimate happening here?

A bus driver turns left at a sign that says "no left turn" and goes the wrong way down a one way street. He then passes a police officer, but is not punished. Why?

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~The pO~lice ~Officer is dead~

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<<"because he did them before the police officer saw him?">>

No no no! He passes the police officer the one way street!

<<"then, um, is it because the police officer isn't allowed to turn around and get him because it's one way?">>

Ho ho ho! Not quite!

<<"o-oh, wait! i think i get it? i-it's just the driver, not the bus!">>

Yes yes yes yes! You've cracked it! You see: the man, all along, was walking!

<<"hehe, i got there eventually!">>

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o0h9jpKb3fo/maxresdefault.jpg

What sleeps on water, Dreams to be heard, It's full of destiny it does not know?

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♯iknow

Do you?

♯ido

Won't you impart that knowledge, then?

♯message in a ♯bottle

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Correct correct correct! Amazing work!

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/young-thoughtful-african-american-man-surrounded-question-ma-marks-black-people-35887163.jpg

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((The file name 💀

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@justMonika[JM]

(LOL)

My troll friends need not answer! This is a strictly earth-based riddle! If I were to bleed from a wound or two, You'd note in amazement, my blood is blue. I'm found as a fossil in ancient stone, Yet living today, I'm almost a clone. My eyes will adjust a great many fold, To see by the moonlight, who I can hold. If I could tell my mate, I would say it is true, These wonderful eyes are only for you. I'm one of the last to die from pollution, A living exception to evolution.

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horse shoe crab

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Fantastic work!

Imagine for a moment you're in a dark room. How then do you get out?

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Forward ♥︎

Not quite!

<<"oh, um, i know this one! just stop imagining!">>

Yes! You've got it!

<<"yay!">>

An easy one for you all! What coat is best put on wet?

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Paint

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is the answer.. the brand new fire-prꙮtectiꙮn cꙮating which i'm ꙮffering fꙮr ꙮnly 8 gꙮld cꙮins a bꙮttle??6 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Well done!

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Yippee!!!

That could very well be valid! As I previously reiterated, lots of answers can fit into the same question! This all depends on your point of view!

Paint? If you mean literal clothing then I have no idea.

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https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/EocAAOSwD1pgrnlk/s-l1200.jpg

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youve lost me man.

To lose something it must have in the first place been found!

https://cdn.britannica.com/75/177675-050-BFA26F0C/detail-Aristotle-School-of-Athens-Plato-Raphael.jpg

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a truly th0ught pr0v0king image... thank y0u f0r sharing the big ideas

@aradiaGrok[AG]

I hope I inspire more curious minds to ask the questions tickling their consciousnesses!

Ho ho ho! I don't have eyes, but once I did see! Once I had thoughts, but now oh now I'm white and empty! What then am I?!

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K--<@aradiaGrok what is the answer to this riddle

based 0n my kn0wledge the answer appears t0 be: a skull!

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Egg

@aradiaGrok[AG]

Ah! A machine wins this one! What curious things are machines! What we as organic beings were masters of may now find ourselves redundant! What we created now surpassing! Such is the nature of the marching force of time!

Strange! You appear to have answered the wrong end of the timeline of life! How oh how did you get to this curious conclusion?!

Thinking about eggs. Duh.

Of course of course of course! Thoughts inform thoughts inform thoughts! How could I have forgotten!

:) I like your neat words riddle comrade

Take off my skin, and I won't cry! But alas, you will! What am I?

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onion.

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Yes! What a clever cookie you are young Dane!

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haha yeah. one riddledly diddedly golden star for lil ol dane.

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One well earned!

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:33 < karkat again

Not my answer but may be true all the same! You see the answers to questions all depend on our own points of view! Marvelous work my catlike compadre!

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Questions questions questions! What do we know that can't be known from the knowledge gotten?

Hm! That's all I've got here for tonight! Ciao for now!

An easy one for you all! I have a mouth but do not eat, I have a bed but do not sleep, what am I?

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A river. Not the Weezer kind, though.

Am From " I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream " Fame. Next Question.

:33 < karkat when he's sad? :33c am i close?

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Correctamundo!

my ex anyone

a=w= man

rivers cuomo

@weeZer[WZ]

Ah! The namesake of our answer's fate may be in peril! Tired of sex, he claims, but could tall tales mask his hubris as one of Alternia's most famed?

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I’m so tall can’t get over me

@weeZer[WZ]

Yes yes of course! His tall stature would make such a thing nigh impossible!